Sh**ged Married Annoyed

<p>The only way Rosie and Chris Ramsey can have a conversation without being interrupted by a toddler or ending up staring at their phones is by doing a podcast. They’ll be chatting all about life, relationships, arguments, annoyances, parenting, growing up and everything in between. Each week they will answer questions from the public and a secret celebrity.</p>

A Christmas Please Keep Me Anonymous with Carl Hutchinson

It’s friend of the podcast (and best friend of Chris Ramey) Carl Hutchinson! Carl joins Chris and Rosie in their studio for a good natter and some retelling of a few famous Carl stories! There’s a festive Please Keep Me Anonymous plus we find out how well Chris and Carl know each other in a Christmas edition of Mr & Mr!  Follow Carl on Instagram and TikTok: Instagram @carl_hutchinson_comedy TikTok @carlhutchinsoncomedy  Catch Carl at Newcastle City Hall on 24th October 2026 https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/carl-hutchinson-fine-whine-newcastle-upon-tyne-24-10-2026/event/3E006375A569613A   For news on Carl’s UK & Ireland 2026 Tour visit:  carlhutchinson.net  You can find new episodes of The Carl Hutchinson Podcast, each week, wherever you get your podcasts! Today, get Huel’s full Lite & Lean Starter Kit online with our code SMA30 for 30% off at https://huel.com/SMA30. New Customers Only. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

12-26
44:27

A Christmas Please Keep Me Anonymous with Sandra and Kate

The SMAs asked and we delivered! On this special episode, Chris and Rosie sit down with Sandra and Kate (separately) and get their thoughts on the festive season! They discuss Christmas trees, memories, songs and movies! They even have a festive Please Keep Me Anonymous to read. So, enjoy this special ep with the extended SMA family and have a very Merry Christmas! Email the podcast at shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

12-24
55:08

It always comes down to baths or crisps

It's the last Shagged Married Annoyed of 2025 BUT keep your eyes peeled because we have some lovely festive treats to fulfil all your Christmas Podcast wishes! This week on the podcast Chris is celebrating a milestone (kind of), Rosie reveals her potential favourite season and the pair discuss the future... The beefs are wild, literally, and Chris questions Rosie's parenting. All of this plus some great QTFP's which are not for the faint hearted! If you want to get in touch with the podcast email: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

12-19
59:05

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Vogue Williams

This week on Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie are joined by the unstoppable Vogue Williams! Fresh out the Jungle, Vogue spills the tea on what life was like in the camp and why she thinks Chris and Rosie should give it a go! They also discuss the fun Vogue had on this year 's Gladiator Celebrity Special (BBC ONE Christmas Day 3.35pm). Spot Bot anyone?! All of this plus a brilliant Please Keep Me Anonymous, doomed business plans and the start of a vlog! You can catch Vogue on Gladiators Celeb Special on Christmas Day at 3.35pm on BBC ONE and of course catch up on Iplayer. Listen to Vogue and Joanne McNally on their brilliant podcast My Therapist Ghosted Me, wherever you get your podcasts! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

12-17
33:11

Judge us separately

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie chat about their trip to London and we get some Sunday Brunch BTS! There are some hoover beefs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

12-12
59:24

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Ania Magliano

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, podcaster and Taskmaster star, Ania Magliano! Ania does some couple's counselling with the pair and reveals why her and her partner called it quits on their couple's podcast. They also discuss facial hair and Ania's new Tour 'Peach Fuzz'. All of this plus a brilliant 'Please Keep me Anonymous' AND Chris learns how one particular swear word has been given a glow up! To book tickets for Ania's tour visit aniamagliano.com To get one of your weird and wonderful stories read out by a guest email shaggedmarriedannoyd@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

12-10
36:15

Hot and Heavy

It's the first SMA of December which means it's decoration time! Rosie and Chris discuss Christmas trees, Chris' weekend away, a present from last year and an unusual use for medical syringes. There are also some dinner and bin based beefs plus QFTP involving bubble wrap, a driving instructor and a very very VERY bad commute. Keep sending your brilliant stories to shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

12-05
59:36

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Russell Howard

On Please Keep Me Anonymous this week Chris and Rosie are joined by super star comedian Russell Howard! As well as reading one of your weird and wonderful stories, Russell talks about life as a new Dad, stand up on less sleep and what his new Tour 'Don't tell the Algorithm' is all about! Plus Russell talks about his own podcast 'Russell Howard's Five Beautiful Things' For tickets to Russell's Tour visit russell-howard.co.uk Find 'Russell Howard's 5 Beautiful Things' wherever you get your podcasts! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

12-03
52:59

Chris is flammable and Rosie starts writing Geordie Porn

There is tons discussed on this week's Shagged Married Annoyed... Scented candles, boiled eggs, laundry, creatine and so much more! Chris has had the flu jab so if feeling particularly thirsty and Rosie cannot stop singing! As well as beefs and QFTP's Rosie finds out the difference between an exhibitionist and a philanthropist! Send your weird and wonderful stories to shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

11-28
01:00:07

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Joanne McNally

Guess who’s popping in for a natter? None other than Joanne McNally! Chris and Rosie get together with Ireland’s comedy queen for a riot of an episode! They discuss everything from what they would do in a Zombie Apocalypse, thoughts on Zodiac signs and why eating your own faeces might be the new trend! All of this plus Joanne reads one of your filthy stories! Joanne is currently on tour with her show Pinotphile and you can get tickets here: joannemcnally.com Joanne's podcast 'My Therapist Ghosted Me' which she hosts with Vogue Williams is available wherever you get your podcasts! Send your weird and wonderful stories to shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

11-26
45:42

WhatsApp groups revealed and Rosie goes to see Five!

There is lots to be discussed on this week's Shagged Married Annoyed! Chris has been impressing Rosie's family with some basic DIY (and a trip to the shops), Rosie goes to see Five and has some beef with their security guard, whatsapp group names are revealed and they don't show anyone in a good light! All of this plus some tasty beefs and some great QFTP's involving a one hour developing service, some icky future planning and second hand mouthwash. If you would like to send a weird and wonderful story to Chris and Rosie, email shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

11-21
01:01:32

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Olly Murs

This week, Rosie and Chris are joined by the one and only Olly Murs who brings his trademark energy and cheekiness! Expect a deep dive into everything from being a dad to two under two, doing karaoke with Mark Wright and how his family and friends will always keep him grounded. All of this plus a brilliant 'Please Keep Me Anonymous' from one of you lovely SMAS! If you would like your story to be read out by a special guest, email the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Olly’s new Album ‘Knees Up’ is out on November 21st  You can catch Olly Murs and Mark Wright each Saturday morning on their Heart Radio Breakfast show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

11-19
57:39

A hangover breakdown

Chris and Rosie are feeling very delicate, but they soldier on and bring you a hungover edition of SMA! There are itchy palms, a post curry update and some heating beef. The pair discuss the future of Robots, Aesop’s Fables and an AI theory.  There are some filthy QTFP’s that involve a Sausage Dog, a hairdryer and some old school developed photos! If you have a story for Chris and Rosie email the podcast: Shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

11-14
01:03:25

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Harriet Kemsley

This week Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by the brilliantly funny Harriet Kemsley — comedian, podcaster, Mum and general delight! Harriet talks about her Podcast 'Single Ladies in Your Area' and her up coming tour 'Floozy'. The trio also discuss dating in your 30's, tinder bios and of course there is a brilliant listener email! If you would like your email read out by a guest get in touch shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Get tickets to Harriet's tour at harrietkemsley.com Find 'Single Ladies in Your Area' wherever you get your podcasts! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

11-12
39:10

This is why I'll leave you

On this week's podcast there is a lot discussed! Rosie shares that she finally loves Chris back (as much as he loves her). There is a call to Kevin and quite a reveal about his oversized Goldfish. Rosie explains how a bottle of Gaviscon featured on a night out and we also find out why she isn't keen on trick or treating! As well as all of this there are beefs and some brilliant (and windy) QFTP's! Email the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

11-07
01:01:59

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Aston and Sarah Merrygold

This week, the Ramseys are joined by pop royalty and parenting pros, Aston & Sarah Merrygold. The couple discuss the highs and lows of soft play, the joys of touring and how Sarah and Aston met! And of course, Chris and Rosie ask Aston about the legendary JLS condoms! All of this plus a brilliant PKMA... Find details to the JLS tour at jlsofficial.com Send in your weird and wonderful stories to shaggedmarriedannoyed.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

11-05
35:38

A Halloween Special and Chris is NOT on board

It's time for a spooky episode of Shagged Married Annoyed and Chris is not in the mood! Rosie has come in fancy dress but Chris is very much against all the festivities that come with Halloween! As well a Pumpkin Picking rant the pair discuss Kate's favourite horror film, the ongoing crisp habit and there is a hunt on for a bar of Dairy Milk! All of this plus beefs and some brilliant QFTP's! Email the podcast: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

10-31
01:02:26

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Phil Ellis

This week, Rosie and Chris are joined by comedian and Taskmaster troublemaker Phil Ellis! They chat all things Taskmaster as well as reminiscing about lock down zoom nights, Edinburgh Festival and why Phil decided to do a kids show. Expect chaos, laughter, and more oversharing than anyone asked for. As always, there’s Please Keep Me Anonymous story that Phil shares with Chris and Rosie plus some silver service and seafood chat! You can catch Phil on tour with his new show Bath Mat find tickets at philelliscomedy.com You can also watch Phil on Taskmaster every Thursday at 9pm on Channel 4 or catch up on the series at channel4.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

10-29
38:11

Airport Pints and Naked Parties

Today Rosie is joined by Chris, or is she?? This week's podcast includes a celebrity pseudonym , passport dramas, phone scammers, airport pints and some very very bad breath. There's burger issues, a sugar ban and some emotional beef! QFTP's include naked parties, a spare digit, a long list of one woman's icks and some harmless baseball cap fun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

10-24
01:00:15

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Leigh-Anne Pinnock

Things just got spicy on this week’s Please Keep Me Anonymous! This week Chris and Rosie are joined by none other than Leigh-Anne Pinnock — global pop queen, powerhouse performer, and all-around icon. From Little Mix magic to bossing up as a solo artist, Leigh-Anne brings good vibes, honesty, and a whole lot of laughs. The trio bond over life as working parents and how to keep marriage fresh and fun! They discuss Leigh-Anne’s next era including how she’s owning her voice, chasing her dreams, and staying unapologetically herself every step of the way. Plus, of course, a corker of a Please Keep Me Anonymous.  Check out Leigh- Anne’s singles: Been a Minute, Dead and Gone and Burning Up! Leigh-Anne YouTube  Leigh-Anne’s New Album will be out in February 2026 and look out for her UK and European Tour! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

10-22
38:15

Michelle Deogun

Shildo is also know as "Iglooing" as heard about this on 'Help I Sexted My Boss" 😂

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samcdaly@hotmail.com

Sorry to tell you Rosie, Sticky Vicky died in 2023 aged 80.

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Joanne Bates

birthday what ??? it's the birthday fairy man 🥳

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steve garner

Unsubscribing. Sick of hearing about changes for the fucking YouTube algorithm. Remember your original audience put you where you are.

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Lee Coote

Start at five minutes the length of these adverts are ridiculous

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