Sh**ged Married Annoyed

<p>The only way Rosie and Chris Ramsey can have a conversation without being interrupted by a toddler or ending up staring at their phones is by doing a podcast. They’ll be chatting all about life, relationships, arguments, annoyances, parenting, growing up and everything in between. Each week they will answer questions from the public and a secret celebrity.</p>

Ep 336. The Great North Run and a Prawn Cocktail eye bath

On this week’s podcast Chris and Rosie discuss The Great North Run, why Rosie thought Chris was cheating and how she got a crisp based injury! Chris has a new quiz, and the pair start to write the beginnings of a new kid's book. QFTP involve fun in a phone box, a Mummy ick and some very big lacy knickers! Keep sending all your weird and wonderful stories to: Shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

09-12
01:07:08

Ep 335. Can we get a dog?

Today on Shagged, Married, Annoyed - Rosie’s had the worst morning of her life and Chris is sporting a VERY obvious BJJ injury…  and as always we have beefs for you… or do we?! QFTPs have inspired Rosie with a new money making scheme, we hear about the worst morning after a night out ever… and we get a newfound appreciation of armpits.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

09-04
01:01:06

Ep 334. Je Suis Belligerent

We’re in the final week of the summer holidays - and the Ramseys have been to Disneyland! Listen to find out if it is really the happiest place on earth… Meanwhile - Chris has taken a wasp hostage in his dressing room, we’re beefing about mullets, and in QFTPs we’ve discovered a brand new take on a children’s classic.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

08-28
01:04:24

Bumper Summer Best Of - Part Seven

It's the last Bumper Summer Best of 2025 an we have saved some of the most weird and wonderful QFTP's for all you Smas and Das! Throwback to The Twits, The Depositor and that time a bird shat in Rosie's mouth! We hope you've all had a great summer. Keep an eye on the SMA feed for more exciting additional content coming your way very soon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

08-27
57:43

Ep 333. Shepherd's Pie for breakfast and disappointing den making

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie are still in the thick of the summer holidays (den making anyone?) however they are getting ready for a surprise family getaway! They discuss a disturbingly themed party, a Victorian wash, an unusual sex act and they decide that food and funerals don’t mix. All of this plus some Shepherd’s Pie Beef! Keep sending all your weird and wonderful stories to: Shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Join our mailing list: https://www.shaggedmarriedannoyed.com/mailing-list Instagram: instagram.com/chrisandrosie TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisandrosie_ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ChrisAndRosieRamsey For Gifting, PR or Media enquiries please contact management@avalonuk.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

08-22
01:06:07

Bumper Summer Best Of - Part Six

It’s early 2020… The SMA tour has been announced, and the Ramsey’s are also writing the Shagged Married Annoyed Book! This Best of includes Becky Beef (a long distant relative) and news from friend of the podcast Jess the Paramedic! As well as this, Rosie reveals her Bingo calling past and Chris gets called out for mansplaining on song lyrics. There’s some hanky panky involving a friends aunt, inappropriate foot rubbing and some burglar role play! Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

08-20
40:01

Ep 332. A flat pack nightmare and synchronised sisters

On this week’s Shagged Married Annoyed the couple discuss Chris’s birthday, a flat pack furniture debacle and the hangover from hell. Sister Kate receives two calls from Rosie and successfully settles some urgent questions! There’s also a One Question Quiz, some Rat stats and a voice note from friend of the podcast, Carl Hutchinson. Beefs are gift themed and QFTP involve a quick ick, an appliance engineer on a home visit and some very questionable underwear rotation. EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/sma Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

08-15
01:04:45

Bumper Summer Best Of - Part Five

On this week's Bumper Summer Best Of we re-visit one of the most iconic stories from a listener! It involves a groom and his mum... smas and das, if you know you know! As well as that there is more strictly chat, Sandra stories, Beefs, a discussion about renewing wedding vows and a pooh, zodiac DJ themed story! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

08-13
43:34

Ep 331. Send this to 10 people or you will die

We’re officially half way through the summer holidays! This week, The Ramseys have been hacked by their nine year old, Chris has been randomly appearing on Netflix and we reminisce about something we'd completely forgotten about... chain emails! Rosie was pre-warned about this week’s beef - but things still get a little bit spicy… and we treat you to a very whacky edition of Extra Extra! QFTPs include a midwife miracle and a school assembly catastrophe.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

08-07
01:06:43

Bumper Summer Best Of - Part Four

It's the Summer of 2019 and Chris has been announced for strictly! Rosie get's in to the spirit with Alexa and Chris enjoys the press getting his age wrong and proclaiming Rosie as a professional dancer! We hear Rosie confess her love for all things Cadbury and how she even did a school project on Cadbury World. They also discuss twitter bios, emojis and why spitting during sex is an odd choice! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

08-06
50:33

Ep 330. Wet Mammals

This week on Shagged, Married, Annoyed - Chris and Rosie run down the fifteen (apparently!) most unattractive ‘hobbies’ . Stay tuned to find out how Brazilian jiu-jitsu ranks on the list. There has also been trampoline chaos, boomer run-ins and Rosie got caught red-handed on her iPad…  QFTPs include a very threatening legal letter, a mysterious stain and one of our favourite kinds of email… a midwife story!  One of our sponsors is giving away a £100 gift voucher. All you have to do is click this ⁠⁠link ⁠⁠and fill in a short questionnaire to be in with a chance to win! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

07-31
58:31

Bumper Summer Best Of - Part Three

In part three of the Bumper Summer Best Of Chris and Rosie have holiday beefs which led to the infamous Secret Scoffing Club! Question's from the Public include the origins of the Bang Pillow, Mrs Dingleberry and the heart breaking love bite story! We hope you're enjoying listening to the best ofs and our usual Friday pods! Send us all your weird and wonderful emails to shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com One of our sponsors is giving away a £100 gift voucher. All you have to do is click this ⁠⁠link ⁠⁠and fill in a short questionnaire to be in with a chance to win! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

07-30
39:13

Ep 329. Giant Inflatable Doughnut

Olá! The Ramseys are back from their summer holiday and we have a lot to catch up on. There's inflatable drama, Dobble crimes, fake Americans and border control hacks… all to look forward to on this week's episode! The trip has also given us two fresh holiday related beefs - but Chris has also been busy beefing with people poolside. QFTPs feature a day-ruining email and a *very* cool vehicle… One of our sponsors is giving away a £100 gift voucher. All you have to do is click this ⁠link ⁠and fill in a short questionnaire to be in with a chance to win! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

07-24
01:02:04

Bumper Summer Best Of - Part Two

It's time for the second instalment of the SMA Bumper Summer Best Of! This week Chris and Rosie discuss the Costco care package and the do's and don'ts of be married in to Rosie's family. We witness the start of Rosie's caravan campaign and the pair reveal their thoughts on PDA's, farting in front of your partner and why it's a bit odd to stay friends with all your exes. PLUS there's a celebrity question and we revisit Rosie Mamsey! One of our sponsors is giving away a £100 gift voucher. All you have to do is click this ⁠link ⁠and fill in a short questionnaire to be in with a chance to win! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

07-23
51:39

Ep 328. Crying in the shower, flight etiquette and the worst lie-in ever

On this week’s podcast Chris and Rosie discuss crying in the shower, passing out, and why Chris had the worst lie-in EVER! The pair share their thoughts on flight etiquette and fashion choices you make when you’ve packed all your best things for a holiday. There’s some Extra Extra, teary eyed beefs and some brilliant QFTP’s which cover scheduling adult time and mispronounced surnames. One of our sponsors is giving away a £100 gift voucher. All you have to do is click this link and fill in a short questionnaire to be in with a chance to win! Keep sending all your brilliant emails to: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

07-18
01:00:38

Bumper Summer Best Of - Part One

We are rewinding to 2019 and listening to some of the best bits of early Shagged Married Annoyed! Robin is 3, Chris is yet to find his love of cycling and cuddle club and Rosie has just reached 100K followers on Instagram. The famous foursome email is revisited, they discuss couples that don't argue, bad dates, northern sex puns AND we hear from Ed Sheeran and Jason Manford with their questions for the couple. Email the podcast with all your weird and wonderful stories at shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com One of our sponsors is giving away a £100 gift voucher. All you have to do is click this ⁠link ⁠and fill in a short questionnaire to be in with a chance to win! Join our mailing list: https://www.shaggedmarriedannoyed.com/mailing-list Instagram: instagram.com/chrisandrosie_/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisandrosie_ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ChrisAndRosieRamsey For Gifting, PR or Media enquiries please contact management@avalonuk.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

07-16
51:51

Ep 327. Too rude for YouTube?!

This week on Shagged Married Annoyed Rosie returns from her holiday and practices her Greek out on Chris. Robin has come up with a new Twin Theory and Rafe has a new word for muscles (that actually makes complete sense!). The pair discuss special trainers, turning 40 (almost) and why the podcast might even be too rude for YouTube! All of this plus a beef from Chris and some cracking QFTP’s… Email the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Join our mailing list: https://www.shaggedmarriedannoyed.com/mailing-list Instagram: instagram.com/chrisandrosie_/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisandrosie_ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ChrisAndRosieRamsey For Gifting, PR or Media enquiries please contact management@avalonuk.com EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/sma Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee! One of our sponsors is giving away a £100 gift voucher. All you have to do is click this ⁠link ⁠and fill in a short questionnaire to be in with a chance to win! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

07-11
01:06:08

Ep 326. Weddings, Proms and Trouser Skirts

This week on Shagged. Married. Annoyed Chris and Rosie get to grips with their new studio which involves Rosie figuring out a less obvious way of having a good itch! They discuss a wedding they recently attended, and they share their thoughts on ‘prom season’. Barry shows up for the beefs and Chris explains why he can’t get on board with hanging washing outside. All of this plus some brilliant Questions from the Public…cheese anyone?     Keep sending us your stories, no matter how mad: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Join our mailing list: https://www.shaggedmarriedannoyed.com/mailing-list TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisandrosie_ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ChrisAndRosieRamsey For Gifting, PR or Media enquiries please contact management@avalonuk.com One of our sponsors is giving away a £100 gift voucher. All you have to do is click this ⁠link ⁠and fill in a short questionnaire to be in with a chance to win! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

07-04
01:05:39

Ep 325. Ten percent more love

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss back scratching, cheese in eggs, bags for life, something strange Chris witnessed in a toilet and a man that when on a stag with just the clothes on his back! There is so much in this week's episode and that's before they've reached the beefs, Extra Extra and QFTP'S! Enjoy SMAS! Email the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Complete our sponsor survey ⁠by clicking here Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

06-27
01:07:50

Ep 324. Barbecue of Lies

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie have a real time domestic and that's before the beefs! They discuss Chris' injury, iced buns, and Chris reveals all after a recent stag do. Beefs are fresh and QTFP involve contraband, running away and some hearing difficulty. Email the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Complete our sponsor survey by clicking here 🌎 Get an exclusive 15% discount on your first Saily data plans! Use code [sma] at checkout. Download Saily app or go to to https://saily.com/sma⛵ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

06-20
56:48

Lee Coote

Start at five minutes the length of these adverts are ridiculous

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Matt Field

Love the podcast but damn there's a lot of adverts

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