Sh*t on the Table

Welcome and thank you for choosing to spend your grooming hour with Sh*t on the Table. We are a Podcast for Dog Groomers by Dog Groomers. We are an opinion based podcast who talk about our day to day events or just shoot the sh*t about grooming topics. Please enjoy.

You Announced You’re An Asshole, And You’re Continuing To Be One

It's been a minute since our last episode, so this is just a catch up episode.

07-24
01:10:17

Face Shot By A Portuguese Water Dog

In this episode we touch on the rising prices of our every day products, followed by a couple great stories from our listeners.

06-19
01:12:11

Back At It Again, Bitches

After a few months off for personal reasons, we're back and just filling you in on what we've been up to while we were gone.

05-29
57:38

I Didn’t Work This Hard For Santa To Come Swooping In

We will be taking a break, but we will be back in a couple of months.  

01-02
01:12:20

Creepy Pasta

Our special Halloween episode this year, we read to you some creepy pasta stories.

10-31
01:46:46

I’m Her Groomer In Vegas... Well, I Was...

This one has a funny story about one of our client's, we discuss some personal stuff going on, and we talk about shampoos.

10-18
01:15:39

You’re Just Gonna Break Their Plumbing Anyways

Another episode that is all over the place, enjoy!

10-03
01:41:19

I’m Kind Of Annoying, And You Are Too

This one is all over the place, enjoy!

09-21
01:21:55

What If He Was Tugging It Out Real Quick?

This episode mostly covers our experience and opinions about the 2022 edition of SuperZoo in Las Vegas, as well as a couple stories from our listeners.

09-05
01:34:33

We’re Pretty Sober These Days

After discussing what's going on in our lives, we touch back on our PetSmart Days and our troubles registering for SuperZoo

08-15
01:29:15

It Gets Worse!... It Gets Worse!

This episode covers a lot of personal situations going on at the moment, along with a discussion about grooming (or not grooming )aggressive dogs.

07-25
01:21:11

Poppin’ Dog Tranqs!

This episode touches heavily upon Roe V Wade being overturned and also includes a product suggestion.

07-11
01:13:44

I’m Not Calling You A Liar, But I’m Calling You Out

We have more health updates for all of you, along side an opinion about a product that Vanessa tried out recently.

06-27
01:32:16

www.ShitOnTheTable.com

This episode covers the new things going on with the podcast with a new logo, website, and merch just to name a few.  We also touch on imperfections in grooming and striving to be better.    

06-13
01:17:29

You Should Be Eating Your Clients..... Pockets....

This episode touches on Vanessa's updated schedule for this summer, thinking about expanding, and social media usage for the businesses.

05-30
01:27:44

You Could Sell Your Medical Waste

In this episode we touch on Vanessa's recovery from surgery, Vanessa's week alone with the babies, and a discussion over some products and their quality.

05-16
01:04:28

bluejuice98@hotmail.com

This episode is sponsored by: Moego   https://www.moego.pet/   This episode touches on Vanessa's new shampoo, Vanessa's working interview with a potential replacement, and some social media drama

05-02
01:51:42

Sab Nicolet

i am not sure if ill get a response.. but i do have a question about a topic in this cast

01-12 Reply

Steph Curran

I'm listening from just outside Boston Massachusetts and we are OVERRUN by doodles 😩 4-6 week consistent schedule based on the cut you want or no thank you!

07-28 Reply

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