Shiitake with Selina

I’ve always wanted a boob job and finally got the courage to get a consult. Let’s just say I was hit with that hard truth, hard cost, and some disappointment. I guess we all can’t have perfect boobs.

In this episode Selina goes a little crazy trying to fight off unwanted guests that keep coming up from her childhood past.

I am sexist and so are you.

The story of the real Lizard King. Jim gets captured by a sadistic human, only to be caught in the middle of some horrible experiment. While in captivity he gets a taste of the good life, and he’s showered with fake love, and fake sunshine. Meanwhile the real love and sunshine exists so close, yet so far away. Will Jim ever have the real thing again? Or is he forced into this artificial reality forever?

The worst part of pregnancy wasn’t the labor. It was everything leading up to that. Here’s a short story about one of my favorite irritating pregnancy encounters.

Customer service sucks! It’s the most emotionally draining job ever! Unfortunately most things have become all about customer service these days…but will we have enough employees to staff these businesses in the future?

There’s a huge difference in people who drink plastic bottle tequila, glass bottle premium tequila, or don julio 1942. Which tequila group are you part of? Don’t ever settle for plastic bottle tequila, you’re better than that. Set your standards higher and your goals to don julio 1942.

My opinion of Instagram selfies and stolen quotes. Why you shouldn’t bring butter to a bbq. And more rants and raves and their stupid complaints.

Children have become so ungrateful and entitled. Where did manners go anyway? A kind of funny story about a public event involving rude children and well behaved lizzards.

What happened to my podcast? I know I’ve been away a while and he’s why. But I’m back, only when I feel like it of course.

I’ll tell you my favorite episodes and favorite parts about season 2. Also some of my not so favorite parts. I answer some questions listeners had and add closure to some episodes.

I few years ago I entered a Christmas tree contest thinking I was creative and artistic. Turns out people are boring and only like traditional Christmas trees. Now each year my tree is the most hated.

A look at 2020 and all the weird things that happened from the BLM protests to the election.

A kind of funny kind of real outlook on the covid-19 pandemic from a nurses perspective.

Season 1 finale of Shiitake with Selina. All secrets reveled about the abandoned lady’s real story and what all her friends and family have said about her and her husband.

So many people love weed, but I don't, I hate it. For some reason, people who love weed feel the need to try and change my opinion and validate why they should be able to smoke weed.  My whole life everyone around me has had their strong views on why weed is actually a good thing. Well here are my opinions on the whole weed topic. Let's see how many people I can piss off today!

Life always will have its ups and downs, and sometimes, let's face it, we're all a little crazy. If at anytime you decide it's a good idea to have a mental break down what you should not do, is film your entire breakdown on social media for the world to see. What you should do is listen to your friends who are telling you the truth!

I fessed up. I finally told the abandoned lady I’ve been talking about her. I gave her a chance for redemption a chance to talk about me. This is my interview with the abandoned lady. Find out why she can’t work and why she’s abandoned by her husband.

A look into the future when the sun explodes, and how I really feel about breastfeeding.

Yes, I changed the name of my podcast. But why? Well listen to this episode and you will find the answer you’ve been searching for.