Shortwave Kitsch Radio Show

Season 12 BONUSShortwave KitschA Clutterbuck Special Presentation: The Best of Dr. Clutterbuck, Volume 2! Written by Brandon L. Joyner Welcome to The Best of Clutterbuck, Volume 2! In this special episode, the infamous Dr. Clutterbuck invites you on an unforgettable, hilarious journey. Open your ears and enjoy this uproarious compilation from Shortwave Kitsch, capturing the ludicrous pizazz of the century's ultimate snake oil salesman.This collection is a fast-paced romp into classic radio hucksterism, highlighting the energetic showmanship of a smooth-talking traveling salesman. Armed with effortless charm and sharp wit, this charismatic trickster pitches highly suspect miracle cures and magical elixirs to anyone who will listen. Packed with outrageous claims, tall tales, and pure theatrical flair, these vintage-style ads deliver an abundance of laughs and nostalgia. It is the perfect listen for anyone who loves old-time radio broadcasts or simply enjoys the clever, high-energy spiel of a classic con artist!Cast:“SILVER FALL HOPS” – S6 Ep1RALPH JONES - Michael CatangayHUBERT WILLIAMS - Jay ShadixEMILY WILLIAMS - Victoria Hartshorn“AXON ALL-PURPOSE CLEANER” – S6 Ep6SYLVIA - Luciana Marcial-VincionJUNE - Tiffany Parker-CopelandGERALDINE - Maddie CastoMELVIN - Fred Hutter“AXON ALL-PURPOSE CLEANER JINGLE” Sung by Veronica Wilt and Brandon L. JoynerMusic and Lyrics by Brandon L. Joyner Accompaniment by Joanna Norwood“GRANOLA NUGGETS” – S7 Ep5ORVILLE - Angel Ortiz - OrvilleGWEN - Julia Sorenson - GwenGUS THE GORILLA - Jay ShadixTREVOR HARKER - Brandon L. Joyner“DR. CLUTTERBUCK'S SENSATIONAL SEA CREATURES” – S7 Ep4JOYCE - Laura Lynn LesterTILLY - Lizzie HarrisMR. BRANNOCK - Mike Hornacek“CLUTTERBUCK'S CORK CUSHION CLASSIC” – S8 Ep2COACH FINNEGAN - Mike HornacekJIMMY FINALY - Jay ShadixERNIE JENKINS - Brandon L. Joyner“PROCTICAL MAGIC” – S8 Ep6ELMER PUTNAM - Brandon L. JoynerHORACE SMITH - Larry PerewiznykLYLE MILLER - Stephan HughesVIRGINIA SMITH - Veronica Wilt“ZING! NERVE TONIC, A CLUTTERBUCK COLLABORATION COMMERCIAL” – S8 Ep5RUTH - Luciana MarcialNANCY - Tiffany Parker-CopelandDAVID - Mike HornacekFRANK - Michael Catangay“DR. CLUTTERBUCK’S LITTLE FIX-IT TOOL SET” – S9 Ep5JEROME - Larry PerewiznykGORDON - Fred HutterPETEY - Brandon L. JoynerAMANDA - Andrea Catangay“CLUTTERBUCK’S CALLMASTER 600” – S10 Ep1BLANCHE - Saralyn OrtizDOTTIE - Jennifer HolsteinCHUCK - Fred Hutter“FRESH AND CLEAN LAUNDRY” – S11 Ep5RONALD - David EnglehartJOYCE - Laura Lynn LesterVINNIE - Brandon L. JoynerDAVID JOYNER - THE NARRATORMusic Dir & Accom by Joanna Norwood and Patrick BoyleSound Effects performed LIVE by Brooke RashProduction Team:Producers: Maddie Casto-Koebler, Kristen N. Granet, Brandon L. Joyner, Brooke RashSound Engineer: Matt Ciclon Recording & Mixing by: Matt CiclonBusiness & Podcast Manager: Kristen N. Granet Original episode art by Maddie Casto-KoeblerLogo: LinkonThis Episode is Proudly Brought to You by the Generous Support of:Karen's Korner Frame & Gift Shop (⁠⁠⁠karenskornerframeandart.com/⁠⁠⁠) Such and Such Designs (⁠⁠⁠www.suchandsuchdesigns.com⁠⁠⁠) Toro Music Studio (⁠⁠⁠www.toromusicstudio.com⁠⁠⁠)Vintage Vixens (https://vv4veterans.com/) Special Thanks to:Lesa Spillers, Julia Sorenson, Tara O'Shields, Rose Newman, Josh Anderson, Kerry Bowers, Jeff & Teri Ziccardi, The Joyner Family, Cheryl Granet, Seth Milling-Furchgott, Jef Bailey, Alison Le, Brad Walbeck, along with other marvelous yet anonymous donors!Connect with Us:⁠ ⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠,⁠ ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠ @swkradioshowFor more information on who we are and what we're about, visit:⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.shortwavekitsch.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Our show thrives with the support of our community!Support Our SWK Pod:⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/SWKRadioShow⁠AND Hat on a Hat Creative Non-Profit ⁠https://www.shortwavekitsch.com/hatonahatcreative⁠ !

Shortwave KitschSeason 12, Episode 6Fidelity, Bravery, Integrity - “Float Like a Finger, Sting Like a Plea!”Written by Brandon L. JoynerDisgraced former FBI agent Jack Finger may have been pushed from the federal ranks, but he hasn’t lost his taste for justice—or trouble. Tonight, his latest assignment takes him undercover into a smoky betting parlor, where a high-stakes boxing match is about to turn into something much more dangerous.As fighter Tommy Malone steps into the ring, Jack begins to notice that something about the bout doesn’t quite add up. A suspicious referee, a crooked promoter, a mysterious cigarette girl, and an intrepid reporter all seem to have their own agendas. With money changing hands and the punches getting harder, Jack finds himself digging deeper into a scheme that reaches far beyond the boxing ring.But when his investigation puts him directly in the path of the people behind the fix, Jack discovers that solving the case may require more than fists, courage, and a clever one-liner.Can Jack Finger uncover the truth before he becomes the next victim of the fight?"DR. CLUTTERBUCK’S CREAMY CRANK” COMMERCIALLIZZIE MEARS - PEARLLARRY PEREWIZNYCK - WALTERMIKE HORNACEK - CHARLIEBRANDON L. JOYNER - RAY"FIDELITY, BRAVERY, INTEGRITY” CAST:LARRY PEREWIZNYCK - JACK FINGERBRANDON L. JOYNER - TOMMY MALONESARALYN ORTIZ - VELMA KNOXLIZZIE MEARS - GLORIA VANCEMADDIE CASTO - RITA DELANEYMIKE HORNACEK - MA CARUSO“JUST ONE THING”Sung by  LIZZIE MEARSAccompaniment by Joanna NorwoodMusic by Pedro ToroLyrics by Brandon L. JoynerSong - “Until Next Time…”Sung by David Joyner, Jeannie Joyner, John Joyner, Kristen N. Granet and the Cast of SWK Music by Pedro M. ToroLyrics by Brandon L. Joyner DAVID JOYNER - THE NARRATORMusic Direction and Accompaniment by Joanna NorwoodSound Effects performed LIVE by Brooke RashProduction Team:Producers: Maddie Casto-Koebler, Kristen N. Granet, Brandon L. Joyner, Brooke RashSound Engineer: Matt Ciclon Recording & Mixing by: Matt CiclonBusiness & Podcast Manager: Kristen N. Granet Original episode art by Maddie Casto-KoeblerLogo: LinkonThis Episode is Proudly Brought to You by the Generous Support of:Karen's Korner Frame & Gift Shop (⁠⁠⁠⁠karenskornerframeandart.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠) - Celebrating 26 YEARS in the ARTS!Saltwater Cowboys (⁠⁠saltwater-cowboys.com⁠⁠)Justin Wham - Flowers & Events (⁠⁠⁠⁠jwweddingsandevents.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠)Such and Such Designs (⁠⁠⁠⁠www.suchandsuchdesigns.com⁠⁠⁠⁠) Toro Music Studio (⁠⁠⁠⁠www.toromusicstudio.com⁠⁠⁠⁠)Vintage Vixens (⁠https://vv4veterans.com/⁠) Special Thanks to:Lesa Spillers, Julia Sorenson, Tara O'Shields, Rose Newman, Josh Anderson, Kerry Bowers, Jeff & Teri Ziccardi, The Joyner Family, Cheryl Granet, Seth Milling-Furchgott, Jef Bailey, Alison Le, Brad Walbeck, along with other marvelous yet anonymous donors!Connect with Us:⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠,⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ @swkradioshowFor more information on who we are and what we're about, visit:⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.shortwavekitsch.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Our show thrives with the support of our Patreon community! If you're able, we invite you to be part of the journey and help sustain the laughter for episodes to come.Support Our SWK Pod:⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/SWKRadioShow⁠⁠AND... Hat on a Hat Creative, the mastermind team behind SWK, is now registered as a Non-Profit under the 501c classification for the arts, reporting under EIN 99-3747555, SC ID: P91719. If you are interested in helping our dream continue to be a reality, we would love your support. Learn more at⁠ ⁠https://www.shortwavekitsch.com/hatonahatcreative⁠⁠ !

Shortwave KitschSeason 12, Episode 5Life With Elara - All Whisk and No Reward!Written by Brandon L. JoynerElara Newton is determined to prove she can fit in on Earth—and what better way than by helping with the church’s annual bake sale? With loving husband Dean by her side, Elara sets out to create the perfect assortment of sweet treats. But when a friendly little competition with some fiercely traditional church ladies turns into a battle for baking supremacy, Elara’s competitive streak takes over.Unfortunately, Elara has a few advantages her fellow bakers don’t: a mysterious pantry from Jupiter, some decidedly unconventional ingredients, and a willingness to experiment with the laws of reality. What could possibly go wrong?As the church bake sale heats up, strange things begin happening among the contestants—and Dean starts wondering whether Elara’s shortcuts have gone a little too far. Can she save the day, the bake sale, and possibly everyone’s grasp on reality?Just how far will Elara go to win a bake-off?“Dr. Clutterbuck CloudBurst Chews” Commercial CAST:David Englehart - MR. BELLMichael Catangay - BILLYRachel Hiester-Myers - ANNIELIFE WITH ELARA CAST:David Englehart - DEAN NEWTONJennifer Holstein - PENELOPE CRUMSHAWLuciana Marcial - ELARA NEWTONBrandon L. Joyner - PASTOR TOMLINMichael Catangay - HORACE FLINTRachel Hiester-Myers - DOROTHY HAGGERTYSong - “Dancin’ With Myself”Sung by Rachel Hiester-MyersMusic by Pedro ToroLyrics by Brandon L. JoynerSong - “Until Next Time…”Sung by David Joyner, Jeannie Joyner, John Joyner, Kristen N. Granet and the Cast of SWK Music by Pedro M. ToroLyrics by Brandon L. Joyner DAVID JOYNER - THE NARRATORMusic Direction and Accompaniment by Joanna NorwoodSound Effects performed LIVE by Brooke RashProduction Team:Producers: Maddie Casto-Koebler, Kristen N. Granet, Brandon L. Joyner, Brooke RashSound Engineer: Matt Ciclon Recording & Mixing by: Matt CiclonBusiness & Podcast Manager: Kristen N. Granet Original episode art by Maddie Casto-KoeblerLogo: LinkonThis Episode is Proudly Brought to You by the Generous Support of:Karen's Korner Frame & Gift Shop (⁠⁠⁠karenskornerframeandart.com/⁠⁠⁠) - Celebrating 26 YEARS in the ARTS!Saltwater Cowboys (⁠saltwater-cowboys.com⁠)Justin Wham - Flowers & Events (⁠⁠⁠jwweddingsandevents.com/⁠⁠⁠)Such and Such Designs (⁠⁠⁠www.suchandsuchdesigns.com⁠⁠⁠) Toro Music Studio (⁠⁠⁠www.toromusicstudio.com⁠⁠⁠)Vintage Vixens (https://vv4veterans.com/) Special Thanks to:Lesa Spillers, Julia Sorenson, Tara O'Shields, Rose Newman, Josh Anderson, Kerry Bowers, Jeff & Teri Ziccardi, The Joyner Family, Cheryl Granet, Seth Milling-Furchgott, Jef Bailey, Alison Le, Brad Walbeck, along with other marvelous yet anonymous donors!Connect with Us:⁠ ⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠,⁠ ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠ @swkradioshowFor more information on who we are and what we're about, visit:⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.shortwavekitsch.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Our show thrives with the support of our Patreon community! If you're able, we invite you to be part of the journey and help sustain the laughter for episodes to come.Support Our SWK Pod:⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/SWKRadioShow⁠AND... Hat on a Hat Creative, the mastermind team behind SWK, is now registered as a Non-Profit under the 501c classification for the arts, reporting under EIN 99-3747555, SC ID: P91719. If you are interested in helping our dream continue to be a reality, we would love your support. Learn more at ⁠https://www.shortwavekitsch.com/hatonahatcreative⁠ !

Shortwave KitschSeason 12, Episode 4Hollywood Hunters! - The Magical Mystery Box!Written by Brandon L. JoynerWhen a mysterious music box arrives at the office of Odd/Ball Talent, screenwriter Elias Grimm brings a cursed artifact that's been terrorizing the set of High Flying Pictures. The box, rumored to have belonged to a countess who lost her children in a fire, doesn't just play music—it feeds on fear and targets its victims with supernatural precision. Actress Clara Darling becomes its latest obsession as accidents plague the film production. Patty Odd and Jesse Ball must uncover the entity's true name to break its hold, but discovering it requires using Clara as bait in a dangerous ritual. As the spirit grows more powerful and reveals its ultimate goal, our hunters realize this isn't just about saving one starlet—something far more sinister is trying to break through into their world. "FERROVITA TABLETS” COMMERCIAL CAST:SARALYN ORTIZ - ARLENEMADDIE CASTO - MARGIEBRANDON L. JOYNER - IRVINHOLLYWOOD HUNTERS CAST:LIZZIE MEARS - PATTY ODDMIKE HORNACEK - JESSE BALLBRANDON L. JOYNER - ELIAS GRIMMLARRY PEREWIZNYCK - THADDEUS GRANTSARALYN ORTIZ - CLARA DARLINGMADDIE CASTO - SPIRIT 1LARRY PEREWIZNYK - SPIRIT 2Song: “THAT’S THE WAY I FEEL” Sung by: KRISTEN N. GRANETMusic by: PEDRO M TOROLyrics by: BRANDON L JOYNERSong - “Until Next Time…”Sung by David Joyner, Jeannie Joyner, John Joyner, Kristen N. Granet and the Cast of SWK Music by Pedro M. ToroLyrics by Brandon L. Joyner DAVID JOYNER - THE NARRATORMusic Direction and Accompaniment by Joanna NorwoodSound Effects performed LIVE by Brooke RashProduction Team:Producers: Maddie Casto-Koebler, Kristen N. Granet, Brandon L. Joyner, Brooke RashSound Engineer: Matt Ciclon Recording & Mixing by: Matt CiclonBusiness & Podcast Manager: Kristen N. Granet Original episode art by Maddie Casto-KoeblerLogo: LinkonThis Episode is Proudly Brought to You by the Generous Support of:Karen's Korner Frame & Gift Shop (⁠⁠⁠karenskornerframeandart.com/⁠⁠⁠) - Celebrating 26 YEARS in the ARTS!Justin Wham - Flowers & Events (⁠⁠⁠jwweddingsandevents.com/⁠⁠⁠)Such and Such Designs (⁠⁠⁠www.suchandsuchdesigns.com⁠⁠⁠) Toro Music Studio (⁠⁠⁠www.toromusicstudio.com⁠⁠⁠)Vintage Vixens (https://vv4veterans.com/) Special Thanks to:Lesa Spillers, Julia Sorenson, Tara O'Shields, Rose Newman, Josh Anderson, Kerry Bowers, Jeff & Teri Ziccardi, The Joyner Family, Cheryl Granet, Seth Milling-Furchgott, Jef Bailey, Alison Le, Brad Walbeck, along with other marvelous yet anonymous donors!Connect with Us:⁠ ⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠,⁠ ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠ @swkradioshowFor more information on who we are and what we're about, visit:⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.shortwavekitsch.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Our show thrives with the support of our Patreon community! If you're able, we invite you to be part of the journey and help sustain the laughter for episodes to come.Support Our SWK Pod:⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/SWKRadioShow⁠AND... Hat on a Hat Creative, the mastermind team behind SWK, is now registered as a Non-Profit under the 501c classification for the arts, reporting under EIN 99-3747555, SC ID: P91719. If you are interested in helping our dream continue to be a reality, we would love your support. Learn more at ⁠https://www.shortwavekitsch.com/hatonahatcreative⁠ !

Shortwave KitschSeason 12, Episode 3Call the Lady Physician - “The Treasure Principle”Written by Brandon L. JoynerIn this thrilling episode of Call the Lady Physician, Dr. Elise Banks and pilot Cliff Ryder embark on an epic quest to uncover the mystery of a hidden island known as "The Devil's Maw." Guided by cryptic journal hints, the duo crash-lands on the uncharted island where they uncover ancient ruins and long-lost secrets buried deep in the jungle. Along the way, they encounter a rival expedition, a mysterious archaeologist with a dark past, and whispers of a "Guardian" protecting a forbidden treasure. As tensions rise and the temple begins to crumble, survival becomes the ultimate prize. Will Elise and Cliff make it out alive, or will their curiosity lead to their doom? Packed with action, danger, and sharp wit, this episode is a heart-pounding adventure that will leave you questioning: is the greatest treasure worth risking it all?“Dr. Clutterbuck's Permagrin Commercial” CAST LISTFred Hutter - GeorgeTiffany Parker Copeland - MildredDakota Channer - Ruthie“Call the Lady Physician!” CAST LISTBrandon L. Joyner - Cliff RyderTiffany Parker Copeland - Elise BanksFred Hutter - JaxKerry Bowers - AnnaLarry Perewinyk - FredDakota Channer - ChloeDakota Channer - Delivery BoySong: “IF LOOKS COULD KILL, YOU’D STILL MISS”Sung by: BRANDON L JOYNERMusic by: PEDRO M TOROLyrics by: BRANDON L JOYNERSong - “Until Next Time…”Sung by David Joyner, Jeannie Joyner, John Joyner, Kristen N. Granet and the Cast of SWK Music by Pedro M. ToroLyrics by Brandon L. Joyner DAVID JOYNER - THE NARRATORMusic Direction and Accompaniment by Joanna NorwoodSound Effects performed LIVE by Brooke RashProduction Team:Producers: Maddie Casto-Koebler, Kristen N. Granet, Brandon L. Joyner, Brooke RashSound Engineer: Matt Ciclon Recording & Mixing by: Matt CiclonBusiness & Podcast Manager: Kristen N. Granet Original episode art by Maddie Casto-KoeblerLogo: LinkonThis Episode is Proudly Brought to You by the Generous Support of:Karen's Korner Frame & Gift Shop (⁠⁠⁠karenskornerframeandart.com/⁠⁠⁠) - Celebrating 26 YEARS in the ARTS!Saltwater Cowboys (⁠saltwater-cowboys.com⁠)Justin Wham - Flowers & Events (⁠⁠⁠jwweddingsandevents.com/⁠⁠⁠)Such and Such Designs (⁠⁠⁠www.suchandsuchdesigns.com⁠⁠⁠) Toro Music Studio (⁠⁠⁠www.toromusicstudio.com⁠⁠⁠)Special Thanks to:Lesa Spillers, Julia Sorenson, Tara O'Shields, Rose Newman, Josh Anderson, Kerry Bowers, Jeff & Teri Ziccardi, The Joyner Family, Cheryl Granet, Seth Milling-Furchgott, Jef Bailey, Alison Le, Brad Walbeck, along with other marvelous yet anonymous donors!Connect with Us:⁠ ⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠,⁠ ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠ @swkradioshowFor more information on who we are and what we're about, visit:⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.shortwavekitsch.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Our show thrives with the support of our Patreon community! If you're able, we invite you to be part of the journey and help sustain the laughter for episodes to come.Support Our SWK Pod:⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/SWKRadioShow⁠AND... Hat on a Hat Creative, the mastermind team behind SWK, is now registered as a Non-Profit under the 501c classification for the arts, reporting under EIN 99-3747555, SC ID: P91719. If you are interested in helping our dream continue to be a reality, we would love your support. Learn more at ⁠https://www.shortwavekitsch.com/hatonahatcreative⁠ !