Shut the F*** Up Nick Lachey

We made it (finally) to the end of Season One of Love is Blind. We swear we started this season back in the early 90s. Ellyn and Daisy (just barely) survived the Barnetts' sexual over-sharing, Amber’s mean-girling, and Jessica’s redemption arc. We learn that a party crawling with cameras and reality TV star wannabes is not the best place for a first date. Damian is fully out of his mind. And Cameron is a lady in the streets and a freak in the bed.

On Love Is Blind Season 1’s After the Altar Part 2 (because there are approximately 27 parts), Daisy and Ellyn discuss how much Amber sucks and how much Jessica has grown on them. Most importantly, they learn that women’s input on when to start having babies is irrelevant because God!

It’s a return to season 1 for Daisy and Ellyn, as they discuss the first of three blasted after-the-altar episodes. They talk about couples who made it, couples who didn’t and, of course, the lewks they opted to showcase as they gathered two years after the I do’s. (Bonus trivia: Amber took a very long time trying to properly level the phrase “cum dumpster.” You’re welcome.) Thank you to our sponsor: Larry's Waffle Shop - Head to larryswaffleshop.com and use code STFU20 for 20% off the whole shop! 

Join Ellyn and Daisy as emotions are all over the place in this special reunion. Two couples went through with their vows, are they still together...happily? Many others failed at this experiment and we get to hear their takes (and those of our favorite pod hosts) on why they couldn't make it work.  Thank you to our sponsors: Dear Darlington - On November 30th they will be running Small Business Saturday with a 24 hour sale, 25% off sitewide.  No code needed.  Free gifts with purchase for first 25 orders (or while supplies last!) The WaxWing - On November 30th they will be running Small Business Saturday with a 24 hour sale, 30% off sitewide.  No code needed.  Free gifts with purchase for first 50 orders (or while supplies last!)

Join Daisy and Ellyn for what has to be their slap-happiest recording to date, during which they discuss what we’ve all been waiting for: the very first weddings episode ever produced for Love Is Blind. Who will say yes at the altar? Who will say no? And how many dramatic pauses will producers insert to make it seem like someone’s on the fence just to force a duh-duh-duhhhhhhh TV moment? Learn this and so much more on this episode of Shut the F*ck Up Nick Lachey.

Amid myriad — and, frankly, unprofessional — technical difficulties, Daisy and Ellyn manage to troll a spammer, cyber stalk an ex, applaud the cougars of the world and even talk a bit about Episode 9 of Love is Blind’s inaugural season. 

It's the countdown to I do's and Nick Lachey shows up to tell us everything we already know. Daisy and Ellyn are here to recap as the couples get fitted for their dresses and suits and so much more. Thank you to our sponsors! The WaxWing - Use code “GRABBAG” for 35% off your first order! Follow them on Instagram at @thewaxwing or find them at www.thewaxwing.com Dear Darlington - Head to www.deardarlington.com and use the code GRABBAG for 35% off anything in the jewelry collection! 

Daisy and Ellyn are glad to be back after their week off and what an episode to come back to. Lots going on in this episode of Love is Blind, including Cameron showing off his superior rapping skills. We also get to meet the parents. Soooo many vibes. 

Daisy and Ellyn prove yet again that discussing Love is Blind can lead to some profound insights on life, love and the importance of "keeping your fucking own side of the street clean." You hear us, Amber?! DO YOU HEAR US?! (Not Amber Hunt. The Amber on the show.) 

Daisy and Ellyn are back and they are talking about all that Love is Blind season one, episode 5 has to offer. How much longer is Jessica going to try to convince herself that she likes Mark? Is Giannina just trying to pick fights? And remind us, who are Kelly and Kenny again? Thank you to our sponsor: MGS Designs - Go to MGSdesigns.net and use code GRABBAG to get 20% off through January 2025

Join Ellyn and Daisy LIVE....from your home! All four livestream dates are on sale now. Grab tickets here: linktr.ee/shutthefup 10/15 - Indiandapolis, IN 10/18 - Atlanta, GA 10/27 - Philadelphia, PA 10/28 - Raleigh, NC

Its 27 days until the weddings and Ellyn and Daisy are back to see how this all plays out. But, first they address morning breath and the term 'making love'. Barf. Welcome to the Love is Blind season one, episode four recap.

Daisy and Ellyn are recapping episode three of Love is Blind where the couples are getting engaged and heading off on a beach vacation. Daisy still can't tell the difference between Jessica and Stacy and Ellyn has had enough 😉. 

Good news! Ellyn and Daisy are hitting the road and are going to be doing 4 live shows covering the brand new season of Love is Blind in real time. See where they're coming below and grab tickets -- on-sale right now! Tickets here: linktr.ee/shutthefup 10/6 - Raleigh, NC 10/15 - Indiandapolis, IN 10/18 - Atlanta, GA 10/27 - Philadelphia, PA

In this second episode recap of Love Is Blind season one, Daisy confuses vocal-fried contestants, Ellyn berates but forgives her, and both opine on shocking deets from Britney's memoir.  Thank you to our sponsors! Have You Met Her? Podcast - Follow and listen to Have You Met Her? Wherever you get your podcasts, and follow them on Instagram @haveyoumetherpodcast Hope's Rose - Go to hopesrose.com and use code GRABBAG for 10% off! 

Daisy and Ellyn are back and ready to start fresh right where it all began, Season One of Love is Blind. Come along for the journey where none of the contestants have any idea about what they're walking into and Nick Lachey can just.... well you know.  Thank you to our sponsor! J&L Stitching - Mention STFU and get 10% off your order. Find them on Facebook and Instagram @jlstitchingco

Join Daisy and Ellyn as they recap the reunion episode of season six of Love is Blind. And holy trigger warning, if gagging sounds make you hurl, go ahead and skip the entire last third of the episode 😉. What a wild and chaotic season this has been and this reunion is no different. We get to check in with our couples (minus Chelsea and Jimmy, can we clarify their situation, please). Thanks for listening! We will see you all in the group chat! Thank you to our sponsors! Scrub Hub Cleaning - All listeners receive 15% off their first Scrub Hub ATX cleaning, PLUS a discount code for local businesses Scrub Hub partners with. Find Scrub Hub at www.scrubhubcleaningatx.com or on instagram and facebook @scrubhubatx! The WaxWing - Use code “GRABBAG” for 35% off your first order! Follow them on Instagram at @thewaxwing or find them at www.thewaxwing.com

Daisy and Ellyn are back to recap Love Is Blind, season 6 episode 12. First off we start the episode with Jimmy and Chelsea's relationship that just seems to be one big rollercoaster ride. I think everyone is ready to step off now. We're skimming over the bachelor and bachelorette parties and then it's wedding day! We are down to two couples and ready to see who will say 'I do.' Also, we've got some more merch ideas and Michael Jackson stuck in our heads. Thank you to our sponsors! Have You Met Her? Podcast - Follow and listen to Have You Met Her? Wherever you get your podcasts, and follow them on Instagram @haveyoumetherpodcast Hope's Rose - Go to hopesrose.com and use code GRABBAG for 10% off! 

Daisy and Ellyn are BACK... they have been stuck at the pool party for ages (or at least that's where we pick up episode 11 of Love is Blind). No one can figure out why Jimmy is so offended that Amy and Johnny are indeed the strongest couple. Also Daisy proves she does in fact remember the lyrics to 'Once on the Island' IYKYK.

Special announcement! Daisy and Ellyn are now covering Love is Blind UK over on the Grab Bag Collab Patreon. Here you'll find an exclusive preview of what they think of the first episode of the season. To hear the full episode, and their weekly coverage, head over to patreon.com/GrabBagCollab and sign up.  In the premiere episode of Shut the Fuck Up Nick Lachey UK Edition, Daisy does some GREAT accents, Ellyn is insufferable about how much she knows about English people, and Nose Job Sam is a walking red flag.