Shutdown Fullcast

- Jerry Jones Will Never Surrender To The Sun- Chili Beans for Algernon- More moon lore, shockingly- The Martin Luther Directors’ Cut- SEX ARBY’S- Spencer Hall, Big Ten Clean Living Sponsor- Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham- Tickets to the January 2025 live show in Atlanta with SZD go on sale Thursday, Nov 21, as always at https://preownedairboats.com/- Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/- Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/- Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/

Somebody's got a birthday!Spencer has some things to say to Clark GableRenewing our feud with Captain AmericaThe greatest LinkedIn comment in show historyGruesome LSU statistics, updated by RyanHolly catches up to StanfordCoach Jason updates us on Colorado StateAAC championship race updateMaintaining a safe emotional distance from PittBattle for the Bones update!Our faith in Nebraska goes unrewardedBYU's mascot takes a rideBody dysmorphia with Gus JohnsonAnd so much moreCome hang out with Jason in Jacksonville, in (a) church! www.sanmarcobooksandmore.com/event/jason-kirk-hab-eventFullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Tiger updateSpencer has a gameSurber uncovers a special teams hauntingThe college football games of Week 12 are previewed in loving detailSee Jason in Jacksonville in a couple weeks, in (a) church! www.sanmarcobooksandmore.com/event/jason-kirk-hab-eventFullcast theme song arranged and performed by Russell PowellListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

The adventures of Utah BatmanAn impromptu taxonomy lessonPlanning end of life care for Spencer's skull, which is almost as hollow as Miami's pass blockingA new Georgia Tech traveling trophy is createdIs it Blood Week? Let's ask Jason!Brent Key, the coach fueled by rage known only to short-term solo parentsGovernor Huey Long returns to decry LSU's false Tiger and explain tiger measurementDo not look directly at the SEC tiebreakers right now, for health reasonsA noir-tinged #10WINDIANA celebrationOhio State, stop pretending like you have problemsLet's check in on Florida State's singular seasonThe hunt for MIMAL erotica beginsMike Gundy's into Moon Knight nowIntroducing the NFTortillaBoise has a bafflerPitt. Man.Time to rank UConnBowl-eligible South Carolina defeats bowl-eligible VanderbiltBack to you, HueyWe've got a live show coming up! It's definitely in Atlanta, and we're almost positive it's on January 18th! You know as much as we know nowSee Jason in Jacksonville, in (a) church! www.sanmarcobooksandmore.com/event/jason-kirk-hab-eventFullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

SsssshhhhhhhhhhSleepytimeHush nowSpecial appearance by creekFullcast theme song arranged and performed by Clayton MooreListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Stop making people play South Carolina! We tried to tell you!Everybody make sure to take note of what Vanderbilt just did!Somebody finally really upsets Spencer!Let's look at who's bowl eligible after Week 10!WHY STOP AT #9WINDIANA?Holly has a gift (horse) for KentuckyA historic day for ClemsonA safely contained, OSHA-compliant discussion of Florida-GeorgiaSpecial guest Venom explores the intersection of personal finance and relationshipsDruids 4 USCNow back to VenomWe've got a live show coming up! It's definitely in Atlanta, and we're almost positive it's on January 18th!See Jason in Jacksonville, in (a) church! https://www.sanmarcobooksandmore.com/event/jason-kirk-hab-eventFullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Gonna tell you right up top that Ryan isn't in this episode, so adjust your expectations accordinglyTennessee Williams finally gets what he deservesWhat are we wearing for Halloween?Let's remember some podcast episodesHolly is unmoored from space and time and specifically from Week 10There are a lot of weird ads out there right now that aren't even ours!It's time for one of Spencer's favorite stories, the first Spanish astronaut. No reason!We've got a live show coming up! It's definitely in Atlanta, and we're almost positive it's on January 18th!See Jason in Jacksonville, in (a) church! https://www.sanmarcobooksandmore.com/event/jason-kirk-hab-eventThe Ted Cruz eggvoice is back, sorryWeek 10's college football games, previewed in loving detailFullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClureListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Texas A&M introduces a frosty new traditionThe cocaine jokes go on for at least thirty minutes, so get comfortableJason has a lil something for LibertyMeal planning with Hugh FreezeAlabama and Missouri experience roadside adversityA visit with Woody HayesDeep dive analytics on Florida StateSee Jason in Jacksonville, in church! Bring your boyfriend! Don't worry about why! https://www.sanmarcobooksandmore.com/event/jason-kirk-hab-eventFullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Hootenanny proprietors: Call usSpencer is unwilling to be the sacrifice that brings the harvestBo Nix >>>> Aaron RodgersGlowing up PurdueChecking in on our preseason playoff picksSee Jason in Jacksonville, in church! Bring your boyfriend! Don't worry about why! https://www.sanmarcobooksandmore.com/event/jason-kirk-hab-eventSetting new spiritual goals for Indiana fansPope quiz!Party at Rudy's!Schedule game, Big East Football EditionA special anniversary is rememberedFullcast theme song arranged and performed by Wes HuntListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Week 8 of the 2024 college football season, recapped in loving detailFullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Investigating degrees of gruntlement, up and down the college football rankingsThe games of Week 8, previewed in various degrees of loving detailFullcast theme song arranged and performed by James YerbyListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Is Dan Lanning strapped??Tennessee won (SORT OF) and Holly is here to make sure you all suffer for thatRyan has a revelationIowa scored 40 points and that gets its own lineWhen did YOU abandon your Red River viewing plan?If you're reading this, Ole Miss and LSU eventually stopped playing footballLet's relive the latest doomed South Carolina campaignPlease pause for Ashton Jeanty appreciationJames Franklin and Lincoln Riley have a Shadow Link fightWatch your ass, you gotta play PurdueMeet the Night DuzzUAB football continues to draw the eyeChecking in on God's own college football channel, The CWFullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrwative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

A better way to talk trash at live sporting eventsWe have been compelled by the events of the day to talk about the New York JetsHoodie season revelationsThe events of Blood Week, placed in contextThe games of Week 7, previewed in loving detailFullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClureListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Blood everywhereSo much bloodDOWN GOES #1 AlabamaDOWN GOES #4 TennesseeDOWN GOES #9 MissouriDOWN GOES #10 MichiganDOWN GOES #11 USCDOWN GOES #22 LouisvilleDOWN GOES #25 UNLVYep, that'll do itFollow along as we rise and fall with the third quarter of Cal-Miami, an experience which is not at all heartbreaking in retrospect, no YOU are ugly cryingDonate to the East Tennessee Foundation Neighbor to Neighbor Disaster Relief Fund here: https://easttennesseefoundation.org/grants/neighbor-to-neighbor-disaster-relief-fund/Donate to the North Carolina Community Foundation Disaster Relief Fund here: https://www.nccommunityfoundation.org/nonprofits/disaster-relief-fundFullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamJason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at https://assigned.substack.com/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

SHOW NOTESHey, we've got a show today, if you're reading this todayUpdate on the lost Arctic exploration of 1845Snack reviewsSheep crime newsSpencer gives a math quizGames of Week 6, previewed in loving detailShutdown Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Wes HuntJason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.ioListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.comPurchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com

SHOW NOTESAn ACC conspiracy, sure, that sounds plausible Ryan Williams is a creation of Wētā Workshop Edging warily into Good Rutgers WatchAn auspicious day for Wildcats of several sortsAuburn losing a conference game isn’t news, but it’s nice to think about so we put it in hereTurns out UNLV is fineManny Diaz repays a debtAshton Jeanty is about halfway to Jupiter by now, with your footballUAB’s big dumb hire continues to pan out bigly and dumbly Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamA few tickets still remaining for our 10/3 show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham: https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Spencer and Holly bring you two things a week at channel-6.ghost.ioListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This and check out his new project at assigned.substack.comPurchase only the finest Fullcast merchandise at sunny preownedairboats.com

This podcast does not know who is in the Pac-12 right now and won't pretend we doJason says “China is a better idea than USF”"I’m Shaquille O’Neal, here to tell you about Moon 2"Hugh Freeze either has a bad team or is a bad coach, per Hugh FreezeMiami, get openly ignorant againRemember, the Little Brown Jug exists because of poisonWashington plays at Rutgers in a classic Big Ten matchupAlabama and Georgia meet in a game both teams will probably hate!More looking at the schedule and talking about the moon than any other college football podcast aroundThis week's theme song performed and arranged by Anjuli ShahOn sale now: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.ioListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.comPurchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com

SHOW NOTESTake in the end of Colorado-Baylor with us, live at the time!Is Mack Brown too old to serve??With a quarter of the regular season in the books, it's time to play the time-honored puzzle game of "who looked like what against whom"Some truly disgusting victory statsBobby Petrino is FED UPA survey of the mysterious astronomical object known as "Pitt"Crowning the ACC as objectively our funniest conferenceFullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamBuy tickets for our 10/3 show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham at https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983 and send MUSIC DISASTERS to shutdownfullcast@gmail.com Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.ioFind Ryan writing at assigned.substack.com, podcasting on We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, and check out his new project at wkcfb.comPurchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com

Cold open: "wow, this AI says you should write a check to me immediately"Spencer lays out the least-probable possible playoff bracket as of mid-September Make Syracuse #1 or we'll beat your ass Ohio State tries to beat a team, any team, with a block M logo Ryan pitches the greatest CW show ever, "Batman's Dad Dies Every Week"Holly discusses the pitfalls of being a one TD favorite Hey someone's getting Floyd of Rosedale this week?This week's theme arranged and performed by Trey McClureOn sale now: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.ioListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com

SHOW NOTES- A rules innovation only Ryan's broken brain could provide- Spencer Hall, anatomy expert and the rise of WHEELS MANNING- What South Carolina-LSU had in common with The Cheesecake Factory- WARNING Earnest discussion of Florida's hiring foibles over time WARNING - Indiana won the Rose Bowl- A funny thing happened on the way home from Arizona State-Texas State - Sovereign Quarterback John Mateer - Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham - Buy tickets for our 10/3 show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham, and send MUSIC DISASTERS to shutdownfullcast@gmail.com https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983- Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/- Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io- Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com - Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com