Simone Giertz

It’s been almost a year since we launched the Every Day Calendar crowdfunding campaign! Thanks to Dropbox for sponsoring this video and helping keep our document ducks in a row through this process. #DropboxAmbassador Get notified when the Every Day Calendar is available for purchase! http://www.simonegiertz.com/every-day-calendar 👇 places where I post things 👇 TWITTER: http://twitter.com/simonegiertz FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/simonegiertz/ INSTAGRAM: https://instagram.com/simonegiertz/ PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/simonegiertz

Thank you so much Google for sponsoring this video! Check out the Google Pixel 3a here: https://bit.ly/2lASlgc #ad #pixel3a I tried to have dinner in front of a jet engine but very little went my way. Thanks to all the leaf blowers in the world for having my back. Here's the video where Hannah Hart and I make some vegan bolognese: https://youtu.be/xCp3eUd2iiQ Learn more about the Google Pixel 3a: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIG1k8umaCIIrujZPzZPIMA 👇 places where I post things 👇 TWITTER: http://twitter.com/simonegiertz FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/simonegiertz/ INSTAGRAM: https://instagram.com/simonegiertz/ PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/simonegiertz

Mantis shrimp deserve your cosplay efforts too! THANK YOU SO MUCH TO WETA WORKSHOP! I can't believe I got to make this project with you all and how kind and welcoming you were during my stay in New Zealand. ☕️🦐 Get a Business Mantis Shrimp shirt here: https://teespring.com/stores/simone-giertz-store What type of short film should I make with the Business Mantis Shrimp, AKA Gary Giertz? Leave your ideas in the comments so that I can harvest them all. Thanks to the people at Weta Workshop who helped make the Business Mantis Shrimp: 🦐 Richard Taylor & Tania Rodger, Weta Workshop Cofounders 🦐 Christian Pearce, Design 🦐 Bryce Curtis, Costume 🦐 Sanit Klamchanuan, Costume 🦐 Victoria Gridley, Costume 🦐 Kylie Clayton, Production 🦐 Jeff McDonald, Production 🦐 Erik Hay, Production 🦐 Brian Stendebach, Casting 🦐 Jules German, Paint 🦐 Freya Milner, Paint Also thanks to KQED and Deep Look for lending me the clip of a (real) mantis shrimp punching a snail. Here's their channel: youtube.com/KQEDDeepLook 👇 places where I post things 👇 TWITTER: http://twitter.com/simonegiertz FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/simonegiertz/ INSTAGRAM: https://instagram.com/simonegiertz/ PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/simonegiertz MUSIC CREDIT Funeral Procession by Twin Musicom licensieras under license Creative Commons Attribution (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://www.twinmusicom.org/ Electrodoodle by Kevin MacLeod licensieras under license Creative Commons Attribution (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1200079 Artist: http://incompetech.com/

WATCH OUR FAKE TESLA TRUCK COMMERCIAL HERE: https://youtu.be/R35gWBtLCYg Thanks to Audible for sponsoring this video! For a free 30-day trial, 1 audiobook and 2 Audible Originals go to http://audible.com/simone or text SIMONE to 500500. GET YOUR OWN TRUCKLA SHIRT: https://teespring.com/stores/simone-giertz-store All Patreon supporters get 20% off merch! We're also giving away keychains made out of Truckla on Patreon but they won't last long. I mean, technically, they'll last a really long time since they're steel. But we only have a certain number to give away: https://www.patreon.com/simonegiertz I really want to thank the incredible team who worked day and night to make Truckla happen. You should hire/follow all of them because they’re very smart and skilled and funny too: Marcos Ramirez: https://bridgeservicemotors.com/ Laura Kampf: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRix1GJvSBNDpEFY561eSzw Rich Rebuilds: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfV0_wbjG8KJADuZT2ct4SA Ryan Kalb, build team: https://www.instagram.com/ryanmaxkalb/ Jacquelyn Marker, director: http://www.jacquelynmarker.com/ Rose Kang, editor for the Truckla commercial: https://www.rosekang.com/ Jackie Grieff, editor for the Truckla build video: https://www.instagram.com/oxymoronic_misanthrope/ Scott Sorensen, camera operator: http://www.scott-sorensen.com/ Will Nail, camera operator: http://www.willnail.com Yvette Solis, preproduction, director: http://www.yvettesolis.com/ Ross Huber, mechanical engineer: https://www.hubercad.com/ Nathan Azhderian, build team: https://www.instagram.com/second_nathan/ Asa Martinez, drone operator: http://www.asamartinez.com/ P.S. Want to help finish Truckla? We would love to get more collaborators on board! Our current to-do list: waterproofing, putting in bedliner, doing body work, paint etc etc. Send us an email at apply@thebrag.media P.P.S. This video is not sponsored by Tesla. But, if anyone knows Elon, tell him I say hi. MUSIC CREDIT Remember The Heroes by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://audionautix.com/ Funeral Procession by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://www.twinmusicom.org/ Feel Good Rock by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://audionautix.com/

I got tired of waiting for Tesla to release their pickup truck, so I made my own. And I named it Truckla. WATCH HOW WE BUILT IT: https://youtu.be/jKv_N0IDS2A Awarded Best Fake Truck of 2019 "In a class of its own. Not a great class, but definitely its own" - Road & Smack “It looks great sweetie” - My parents Get your very own Truckla t-shirt: https://teespring.com/stores/simone-giertz-store Patreon supporters get 20% off merch! We're also giving away keychains made out of Truckla: https://www.patreon.com/simonegiertz It truly took a village to make this project happen. You should hire/follow all these people because they’re smart and skilled and funny too: Marcos Ramirez: https://bridgeservicemotors.com/ Laura Kampf: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRix1GJvSBNDpEFY561eSzw Rich Rebuilds: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfV0_wbjG8KJADuZT2ct4SA Ryan Kalb, build team: https://www.instagram.com/ryanmaxkalb/ Jacquelyn Marker, director: http://www.jacquelynmarker.com/ Rose Kang, editor for the Truckla commercial: https://www.rosekang.com/ Jackie Grieff, editor for the Truckla build video: https://www.instagram.com/oxymoronic_misanthrope/ Scott Sorensen, camera operator: http://www.scott-sorensen.com/ Will Nail, camera operator: http://www.willnail.com Yvette Solis, preproduction, director: http://www.yvettesolis.com/ Ross Huber, mechanical engineer: https://www.hubercad.com/ Nathan Azhderian, build team: https://www.instagram.com/second_nathan/ Asa Martinez, drone operator: http://www.asamartinez.com/ --- P.S. Want to help finish Truckla? We would love to get more collaborators on board! Our current to-do list: waterproofing, putting in bedliner, doing body work, paint etc etc. Send us an email at apply@thebrag.media P.P.S. This video is not sponsored by Tesla. But, if anyone knows Elon, tell him I say hi.

Yay! Brain tumors. Plus I make a lamp. May 30th is the 1 year anniversary of my surgery, so currently accepting brain shaped piñatas. NEW MERCH ALERT! I have added a bunch of stuff to my store: https://teespring.com/stores/simone-giertz-store Thanks to my freeeens who drove me to my appointments. And to everybody on Patreon for helping me get through this period of not-a-whole-lot of work and a whole load of health problems. Have gotten a lot of questions about the "outer space is closer than Antarctica" print. It is made by the amazing Michelle Ott who lent a print of it to us: https://michelleott.com/ 👇 places where I post things 👇 TWITTER: http://twitter.com/simonegiertz FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/simonegiertz/ INSTAGRAM: https://instagram.com/simonegiertz/ PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/simonegiertz MUSIC CREDIT Electrodoodle by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1200079 Artist: http://incompetech.com/

Weird flex, but ok. We made a pair of giant scissors. Because [INSERT PLENTY OF REASONS]. Thanks NordVPN for keeping my shop lights on and for keeping my data safe. Go to https://NordVPN.com/SIMONE and use code SIMONE to get 75% off a 3 year plan and an extra month for free. Also thanks to Marcos and Trevor for helping me make the scissors, and for Scott for helping filming, and to JACKIE GRIEFF FOR HELPING ME EDIT THIS VIDEO! New person, new person! Welcome onboard Jackie. And last, but not least: thanks to Lincoln Electric for sending me a welder and a plasma cutter! PROBABLY UNCALLED FOR DISCLAIMER: I'm not sponsored by Lincoln, but they did send me the stuff for free. ANOTHER UNCALLED FOR DISCLAIMER: I thoroughly want to befriend all their employees, because they are very kind and funny. 👇 places where I post things 👇 TWITTER: http://twitter.com/simonegiertz FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/simonegiertz/ INSTAGRAM: https://instagram.com/simonegiertz/ PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/simonegiertz

Transforming a boring white wall into... something else. I'm not sure. But I think I like it. Thanks Audible for sponsoring this video! For a free 30-day trail and 1 free audiobook go to: http://audible.com/simone or text simone to 500500 📚➡️👂 Also thanks Laura Kampf for helping out. She's the best and makes really pretty videos about making really pretty things: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRix1GJvSBNDpEFY561eSzw Foot mural posters on sale now! My abs suffered greatly for this: https://teespring.com/mural-painted-with-feet If you're a freelance editor looking for work, send us an email at apply@thebrag.media. Premiere Pro preferred. And my files are a mess so beware. I'm giving away the fork-Ariana-Grande-tiger-painting and some other things on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/simonegiertz 👇 places where I post things 👇 TWITTER: http://twitter.com/simonegiertz FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/simonegiertz/ INSTAGRAM: https://instagram.com/simonegiertz/ OK BYYEEEEEEEEEEE

Yeah. Burn Brian The Brain Tumor 2019. And as always: my most sincere apologies to anyone named Brian. Here's a tiny, unassuming link to my Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/simonegiertz Here's another link in case you want to get a version of the brain t-shirt I'm wearing: https://teespring.com/simonegiertz TWITTER: http://twitter.com/simonegiertz FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/simonegiertz/ INSTAGRAM: https://instagram.com/simonegiertz/

Thanks to Google Home for sponsoring this video! #Ad We made a display wall for my robots and linked them to my #GoogleHomeHub. So now "HEY GOOGLE TURN ON THE CHOPPING MACHINE" starts the chopping machine. I'm just happy to live in a time where yelling at inanimate objects actually does something. Check out the other videos featuring the Google Home Hub at https://goo.gl/ckamTa Find out more about the Google Home Hub at https://goo.gl/NJKTTC Produced by my friends at Portal A

#googlescifair #sponsored I guess I should make some joke about mind blowing content here? Anyway, don't try this at home. Mostly because it's stupid, but also because it's unnecessarily dangerous. This video is sponsored by Google Science Fair and if you’re between 13-18 years old, you should submit your mind-blowing ideas to Google Science Fair → www.googlesciencefair.com. Submissions close December 12 2018, as in VERY SOON 💥🧠 Kari Byron on Twitter: https://twitter.com/KariByron Kari Byron on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/therealkaribyron/ 👇 places where I post stuff 👇 PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/simonegiertz TWITTER: http://twitter.com/simonegiertz FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/simonegiertz/ INSTAGRAM: https://instagram.com/simonegiertz/

So my birthday was actually yesterday, and it was one of the best birthdays I’ve ever had. Not to get all brain tumor weepy on you, but there was a time when I wasn’t sure I’d get to turn 28, but I did, and I spent it eating cake off a conveyor belt. Go check out the Every Day Calendar on Kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/simonegiertz/the-every-day-calendar 👇 places where I post stuff 👇 PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/simonegiertz TWITTER: http://twitter.com/simonegiertz FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/simonegiertz/ INSTAGRAM: https://instagram.com/simonegiertz/ MUSIC CREDIT Fig Leaf Rag - distressed by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100702 Artist: http://incompetech.com/ Trey Xavier who made the official shitty robot track http://youtube.com/geargods 💖

Check out the Every Day Calendar on Kickstarter! This link will magically transfer you there: 🌟https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/simonegiertz/the-every-day-calendar 🌟 One of my favorite things about the Every Day Calendar, is that whenever I tell people about it everybody has a different thing they would want to use it for. Leave a comment with your ideas! I’ll be over here growing back the ass I’ve been working off. 👇 places where I post stuff 👇 PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/simonegiertz TWITTER: http://twitter.com/simonegiertz FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/simonegiertz/ INSTAGRAM: https://instagram.com/simonegiertz/

Thanks Laura Kampf for helping make all our tampon dispensing dreams come true! If you're into well-shot videos of well-built things, you should check out her channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRix1GJvSBNDpEFY561eSzw 👇 places where I post stuff 👇 PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/simonegiertz TWITTER: http://twitter.com/simonegiertz FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/simonegiertz/ INSTAGRAM: https://instagram.com/simonegiertz/

Yay! The project you didn't know you were not waiting for! Below average-looking desks with no legs. SPONSORED BY LUMERIT. Thanks Lumerit! Get started with your degree today at http://lumerit.com/Simone 👇 places where I post stuff 👇 PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/simonegiertz TWITTER: http://twitter.com/simonegiertz FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/simonegiertz/ INSTAGRAM: https://instagram.com/simonegiertz/

👂If you go to https://www.audible.com/simone or text simone to 500500, you can get a free 30-day trial and one free audiobook. 👂 I HAVE A WORKSHOP! What an upgrade. No more working from home, I'm a grownup now. So what's the going rate for indoor bouncy castles? 👇 places where I post stuff 👇 PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/simonegiertz TWITTER: http://twitter.com/simonegiertz FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/simonegiertz/ INSTAGRAM: https://instagram.com/simonegiertz/ MUSIC CREDIT Electrodoodle by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1200079 Artist: http://incompetech.com/

I had a brain tumor. Then I had some brain surgery. Then I made a video about it. I've missed you. Thank you for being here, and for all of your nice messages, terrible jokes and care packages. It's been an onslaught of love unlike anything I could ever have imagined. I wouldn’t wish this experience on anyone, but all of you made it feel like a bizarre blessing. #brainblessed #tumorhumor #whothefuckuseshashtagsinyoutubedescriptions #apparentlyido 👇 places where I post stuff 👇 PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/simonegiertz TWITTER: http://twitter.com/simonegiertz FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/simonegiertz/ INSTAGRAM: https://instagram.com/simonegiertz/

We’ll post an update on Instagram and Twitter as soon as we know how it went. Thank you for all the love and support, you’re the best. PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/simonegiertz TWITTER: http://twitter.com/simonegiertz FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/simonegiertz/ INSTAGRAM: https://instagram.com/simonegiertz/

HERE'S THE TALK: 🔴https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0bsKc4tiuY 🔴 I said a lot more than just my name. Plus there's a great photo of me as a teenager so you should really go watch it. 👇 places where I post stuff 👇 PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/simonegiertz TWITTER: http://twitter.com/simonegiertz FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/simonegiertz/ INSTAGRAM: https://instagram.com/simonegiertz/ MUSIC CREDIT 🙏So my mom (yes, that lady with awesome gray hair) makes techno music and one of the tracks in the video is made by her. Here's her Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/user-987940911 🙏As always, thanks Trey Xavier for making the official shitty robot tracks http://youtube.com/geargods 💖

Curve ball from life! Everything still feels pretty surreal, but I'm getting through it. Queue jokes about shitty brain surgery robots. 👇 places where I post stuff 👇 TWITTER: http://twitter.com/simonegiertz FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/simonegiertz/ INSTAGRAM: https://instagram.com/simonegiertz/ PO BOX: 60 29th St. Suite #217, San Francisco, CA 94110