Sister Wives: Love Should Be Multiplied Not Divided

You heard it here last... but if you were on Patreon, you heard it here first! Christine Brown is officially engaged and we cannot wait for David to take her married last name! We're quickly sharing with you our thoughts on the engagement– the highs, the lows and the grieving we are going through for Christine's libido... Join our Facebook Group: ⁠Shit Talk: Sister Wives and other Reality TV!⁠ Sign up for Patreon as we go back and recap older seasons and other bullshit: ⁠Shit Talk on Patreon!⁠ If you are excited about following along with us this season– subscribe! If you love what we have to say, leave us a 5 star review! If you hate us... we wish you all the success of My Sister Wife's Closet!

Worthy Up Bitches... because Meri has FINALLY stopped holding on. You too can find your own value and self-worth at Meri Brown's Real Life Retreat and take back your power by leaving the man who has not spoken more than a handful of words to you over the past 8 years. Join our Facebook Group: Shit Talk: Sister Wives and other Reality TV! Sign up for Patreon as we go back and recap older seasons and other bullshit: Shit Talk on Patreon! If you are excited about following along with us this season– subscribe! If you love what we have to say, leave us a 5 star review! If you hate us... we wish you all the success of My Sister Wife's Closet!

"In this final episode of one-on-one interviews, Kody is confronted with the question of whether he has a favourite wife. Then, Kody and Janelle open up about the conflict over holidays and reveal the status of their relationship." If Janelle wants back into Kody's good graces, she's gonna have to kiss his ass... or his ring. Robyn is ready to get back out there and start searching for a new wife... all the while Meri is still holding out and remembering the good ol' days of getting misty-eyed over Keith Urban with Kody. Join our Facebook Group: Shit Talk: Sister Wives and other Reality TV! Sign up for Patreon as we go back and recap older seasons and other bullshit: Shit Talk on Patreon! If you are excited about following along with us this season– subscribe! If you love what we have to say, leave us a 5 star review! If you hate us... we wish you all the success of My Sister Wife's Closet!

"As the sit-downs continue, the Browns reveal difficulties that go back decades, including a short time where Janelle left the family; the family discusses Kody's meltdown, and Robyn shares anger over the lack of support from her sister wives." Christine has been so traumatized by Kody that she now only wants to date Ogres. Sukana and production waste 23% of our time talking about old stuff. Meri is starting to change her tune, Robyn is Kody's little puppet and Janelle calls out Kody's bullshit.  Join our Facebook Group: Shit Talk: Sister Wives and other Reality TV! Sign up for Patreon as we go back and recap older seasons and other bullshit: Shit Talk on Patreon! If you are excited about following along with us this season– subscribe! If you love what we have to say, leave us a 5 star review! If you hate us... we wish you all the success of My Sister Wife's Closet!

"The Brown family sits down individually to discuss the challenges they have faced over the past year. Kody and Christine give insight about their separation, while Meri learns of an instance when Kody thought about reconciling." This Tell-Nothing has lived up to everything we've come to expect from these people: NOTHING. The time WASTED on playbacks and "still-to-comes" is astronomical. Sukanya Krishnan is giving off major Robyn Brown fangirl vibes and that is not the bias we are looking for from our host! Meri tried to kiss Kody, but he only wanted her rice krispies...  Join our Facebook Group: Shit Talk: Sister Wives and other Reality TV! Sign up for Patreon as we go back and recap older seasons and other bullshit: Shit Talk on Patreon! If you are excited about following along with us this season– subscribe! If you love what we have to say, leave us a 5 star review! If you hate us... we wish you all the success of My Sister Wife's Closet!

"While Christine settles into her new life in Utah, the remaining wives and Kody have another tense conversation at Robyn's; Janelle feels Kody is making her choose between him and her kids, and they reach a breaking point." Kody Brown isn't six feet under, he's 5'8" above and living, breathing and gaslighting the fuck out of these women! Janelle always has somewhere to be, even if it is just her shitty student housing apartment and Meri takes up for Kody as he once again throws her under the bus! Join our Facebook Group: Shit Talk: Sister Wives and other Reality TV! Sign up for Patreon as we go back and recap older seasons and other bullshit: Shit Talk on Patreon! If you are excited about following along with us this season– subscribe! If you love what we have to say, leave us a 5 star review! If you hate us... we wish you all the success of My Sister Wife's Closet!

"Now that Christine has left the family, big problems with Kody and Janelle's marriage bubble to the surface; before they can address them, however, Kody and Robyn both get COVID-19; Robyn ends up in the hospital wondering if she's going to survive." October 11th is officially National Gabriel Brown Day in America! While Janelle is making her escape plan, Kody and Robin have a scary brush with death from COVID-19... but nothing is scarier than seeing Kody as King Tut and Robyn as Cleopatra.  Join our Facebook Group: Shit Talk: Sister Wives and other Reality TV! Sign up for Patreon as we go back and recap older seasons and other bullshit: Shit Talk on Patreon! If you are excited about following along with us this season– subscribe! If you love what we have to say, leave us a 5 star review! If you hate us... we wish you all the success of My Sister Wife's Closet!

"Christine and Kody have a final battle about a snowblower on her way out the door to move to Utah; when Christine's house sale falls through, Kody wants Janelle to buy it, much to her dismay." As Christine is making a run for it, Kody has a sinister plan totake her out and collect the life insurance and all he needs isan unsteady trailer and a snowblower.  Truly decides shewould rather spend the night in Janelle’s RV than Robyn’scastle on the hill. Poor Meri is eager to get out on the land,but no one returns her calls about it... Join our Facebook Group: Shit Talk: Sister Wives and other Reality TV! Sign up for Patreon as we go back and recap older seasons and other bullshit: Shit Talk on Patreon! If you are excited about following along with us this season– subscribe! If you love what we have to say, leave us a 5 star review! If you hate us... we wish you all the success of My Sister Wife's Closet!

"Christine reveals that she's open to getting married again someday; Janelle frustrates Kody when she makes another change to her living situation; after packing up Christine's house, Mykelti urges the family to get together for one last goodbye." Mykelti comes in and stirs up shit, while Janelle is left swimming in the shit, literally. Kody is the OG Gossip Girl of the Brown family. Christine's moving skills prove that she may no longer be a sister wife, but she will always be a Brown. Meri visits in spirit. Join our Facebook Group: Shit Talk: Sister Wives and other Reality TV! Sign up for Patreon as we go back and recap older seasons and other bullshit: Shit Talk on Patreon! If you are excited about following along with us this season– subscribe! If you love what we have to say, leave us a 5 star review! If you hate us... we wish you all the success of My Sister Wife's Closet!

“Christine's big announcement that she's leaving in a week causes chaos as Robyn questions her future relationship with her former sister wife and Kody explodes. As they all try to pick up the pieces, Janelle's RV lifestyle hits another obstacle.” Kody Brown gives the performance of a lifetime as he continues to burn his entire family to the ground. Meri’s dead tooth makes more an impact than she does, Robyn is giving out oil-checks on the first day of school, Janelle is going to die of hypothermia and Christine is just ready to go the fuck out of Flagstaff!  Join our Facebook Group: Shit Talk: Sister Wives and other Reality TV! Sign up for Patreon as we go back and recap older seasons and other bullshit: Shit Talk on Patreon! If you are excited about following along with us this season– subscribe! If you love what we have to say, leave us a 5 star review! If you hate us... we wish you all the success of My Sister Wife's Closet!

"Kody feels conflicted officiating a wedding while going through a divorce; Christine and Janelle are floored as Kody breaks COVID protocols for his friend but not his family; Kody and Christine argue over selling her house and the custody agreement." Kody manages to make his only remaining friends wedding all about himself, while Christine is fuming that Kody even went! Truely shows off her "acting chops" but is more focused on her ramen than a back and forth with Christine. Janelle deals with her RV, while Meri and Robyn both hardly exist in this episode... thankfully. Join our Facebook Group: Shit Talk: Sister Wives and other Reality TV! Sign up for Patreon as we go back and recap older seasons: Shit Talk on Patreon! If you are excited about following along with us this season– subscribe! If you love what we have to say, leave us a 5 star review! If you hate us... we wish you all the success of My Sister Wife's Closet!

"As Ysabel packs up for college, Gwendolyn opens up about her sexuality. Christine reveals her moving timeline, andKody pushes back. Then, after an overheard conversation, Christine tells Truely about the divorce." Kody and Janelle make a pit stop at Lizzies to save a buck. Christine really needs Kody to move his shit over to Robyn’s so she can hit the road. Janelle chooses the dogs over Kody and Breanna makes a comment we will never forgive her for. Join our Facebook Group: Shit Talk: Sister Wives and other Reality TV! Sign up for Patreon as we go back and recap older seasons: Shit Talk on Patreon! If you are excited about following along with us this season– subscribe! If you love what we have to say, leave us a 5 star review! If you hate us... we wish you all the success of My Sister Wife's Closet!

"Kody worries about tight quarters after touring Janelle's new RV, and Meri feels hurt when Kody suggests she move away to run the bed and breakfast full time. Then, the family reunites for Ysabel's graduation party with a bittersweet celebration." Janelle is sick of pussy-footing around and she's setting up camp at Coyote Pass. At Ysabel's Touching Party, Kody forgets how old she is, but not how many boys she's kissed, Robyn is busy chasing Areola around non-stop, Meri is just a ghost in the background and Christine performs an emotional number with Aurora and the Pussycats! Join our Facebook Group: Shit Talk: Sister Wives and other Reality TV! Sign up for Patreon as we go back and recap older seasons: Shit Talk on Patreon! If you are excited about following along with us this season– subscribe! If you love what we have to say, leave us a 5 star review! If you hate us... we wish you all the success of My Sister Wife's Closet!

"Janelle makes a major decision about her living situation without telling Kody. The family disagrees about the kids returning back to school. Then, Christine gathers her sister wives to reveal that she's divorcing Kody." Janelle is just looking for a place to drop some logs while out on Coyote Pass. Christine rips the band-aid off the rest of the family when she tells them she's ready to run. Meri is barely involved, Robyn is lost in translation and Kody is ready to take control and send all of his remaining wives into the basement until they learn to obey. Join our Facebook Group: Shit Talk: Sister Wives and other Reality TV! Sign up for Patreon as we go back and recap older seasons: Shit Talk on Patreon! If you are excited about following along with us this season– subscribe! If you love what we have to say, leave us a 5 star review! If you hate us... we wish you all the success of My Sister Wife's Closet!

"As schools begin to open up, Janelle challenges Kody about getting things back to normal. Then, Christine travels to St. George, Utah, to be with Mykelti as she gives birth, and Meri suffers a devastating loss." Mykelti gives a full show during her Labor and Christine is right up in there to see it all, while Tony gives Mykelti a push present she will never forget. Christine is the one leaving this season, but it feels like Janelle is already gone and it's possible Robyn is waking up to the reality she is in. Meri's mom dies... nothing funny to say about that. The Browns are BACK and more insufferable than ever! Robyn has picked up a new passion: acting, and boy does she have some chops! Meri pops up for a second but is ultimately forgotten, Janelle is infected with COVID, but according to Kody, no-one is more infected than Christine, who has lost her mind thinking she can live without him! Join our Facebook Group: Shit Talk: Sister Wives and other Reality TV! Sign up for Patreon as we go back and recap older seasons: Shit Talk on Patreon! If you are excited about following along with us this season– subscribe! If you love what we have to say, leave us a 5 star review! If you hate us... we wish you all the success of My Sister Wife's Closet!

“While Janelle's household fights through COVID-19, Ysabel has exciting news about her future. Then, Christine reveals her plans to move to Salt Lake City with Truely as Kody struggles to let go.” Kody is planning to start his own Baby Sitters Club with Robynas his first dissatisfied customer! Christine has her bagspacked for Salt Lake City (definitely not St. George)! Janelle isstill dying from COVID-19 and no one has seen Meri.Top of the pyramid this week? Garrison Brown. Join our Facebook Group: Shit Talk: Sister Wives and other Reality TV! Sign up for Patreon as we go back and recap older seasons: Shit Talk on Patreon! If you are excited about following along with us this season– subscribe! If you love what we have to say, leave us a 5 star review! If you hate us... we wish you all the success of My Sister Wife's Closet!

"Janelle tests positive for COVID-19; Kody confides in Robyn about his troubles with Christine; Kody and Christine sit down to have a tense discussion about the future of their marriage, which leaves Christine feeling empowered and Kody defeated." The Browns are BACK and more insufferable than ever! Robyn has picked up a new passion: acting, and boy does she have some chops! Meri pops up for a second but is ultimately forgotten, Janelle is infected with COVID, but according to Kody, no-one is more infected than Christine, who has lost her mind thinking she can live without him! Join our Facebook Group: Shit Talk: Sister Wives and other Reality TV! Sign up for Patreon as we go back and recap older seasons: Shit Talk on Patreon! If you are excited about following along with us this season– subscribe! If you love what we have to say, leave us a 5 star review! If you hate us... we wish you all the success of My Sister Wife's Closet!

“In this final episode of one-on-one interviews, Kody and Christine share shocking news that will change the family dynamic forever as the other wives weigh in on how it affects their future.” Kody is ANGRY! Robyn, a divorcee, believes people who get divorced are quitters! Christine is a free-bird, flying free and finding her G-spot. Janelle is missing Christine and Meri proves once again, that she’s always been a bitch. Join our Facebook Group: Shit Talk: Sister Wives and other Reality TV! Sign up for Patreon as we go back and recap older seasons: Shit Talk on Patreon! If you are excited about following along with us this season– subscribe! If you love what we have to say, leave us a 5 star review! If you hate us... we wish you all the success of My Sister Wife's Closet!

The Brown family continues to speak one-on-one with host Sukanya Krishnan about the highs and lows of last year. Christine discusses being a basement wife, while Robyn reveals her struggle for acceptance within the family. "If Christine is the basement wife... that makes Meri the outhouse wife. Kody has a penis nose, Robyn is trying so hard to cry while pretending not to cry and it sounds like Janelle ain't getting dicked down either." Join our Facebook Group: Shit Talk: Sister Wives and other Reality TV! Sign up for Patreon as we go back and recap older seasons: Shit Talk on Patreon! If you are excited about following along with us this season– subscribe! If you love what we have to say, leave us a 5 star review! If you hate us... we wish you all the success of My Sister Wife's Closet!

The Browns sit down individually to talk about their most contentious season yet. Kody, Christine and Meri answer burning questions about the current state of their relationships, and the rest of the family discusses the challenges brought on by COVID. "Live from the Holy Ground: Coyote Pass and brought to you by THE red picnic table! Janelle could not care less to be here, Meri hasn't been dicked down for over a decade, Robyn says she hates crying... as she's crying, Christine is free and Kody yells at the host." Join our Facebook Group: Shit Talk: Sister Wives and other Reality TV! If you are excited about following along with us this season– subscribe! If you love what we have to say, leave us a 5 star review! If you hate us... we wish you all the success of My Sister Wife's Closet!