Slappin' Bird

Slappin' Bird

<p>Sometimes three, sometimes five best pals and their exquisitely-built equine assistants sometimes get their hands on working audio recording equipment and a stolen WiFi connection in their squatters dungeon. A rotating cast of characters including a shape-shifting witch that sexually tortures men in the forest, a French-born pop star who lives in a dream where he isn't a fish-factory worker, Gepetto of Gepetto's Perfect Pets, and an Italian-American national security analyst who poisoned Santa's reindeer with his contaminated spooge, and more.  <br><br>Also, most importantly, we declare Jihad on the Blue Man Group.  </p>

We Accidentally Summoned DAGON While Recording the Podcast...

Send us a text Dagon? HanjoWich? Bootyass? Who are these people?

04-20
02:09:04

Milking Squids for Palestine Under the Influence of Bird Juice, Huffing Anima: A Tutorial on Making the World's Most Forbidden Cocktail Part 2 of 2

Send us a text Welp, there was an error and the tail end of the episode ended up not being published. So if you feel like you're missing something, listen to this to feel some CLOSURE! ok, bye now We have so many beanie babies for sale. mountains of them slappinbirdpod.com/beaniebabies4saleMOUNTAINSALE!!

03-30
11:22

Milking Squids for Palestine Under the Influence of Bird Juice, Huffing Anima: A Tutorial on Making the World's Most Forbidden Cocktail Part 1.5

Send us a text Oh hi, didn't see you there. Please welcome us back by giving this episode a listen. What is it about? Well that's usually what a description is for, isn't it? Its really all about Yoohoo Greasy Chocolate Beverage. We interrogated Benjamin Netanyoohoo for the recipe and after very little persuasion, he spilled the beans...or should we say, the milk?! We also discuss the absence of Alex, which involves the discussion of three widely debunked conspi...

03-29
01:27:11

Speghettification

Send us a text Hey guys, so this episode was recorded on my fucking LAPTOP MICROPHONE in error but it was fun making it so we’re leaving it here. Slappin' Bird is back this week featuring your pals and friends, Greg, Rene, Nico and Uncle Benjamin Netanyoohoo. The Handjob Witch claims she invented the cock ring, stericycle ceo mark gibbons stops by and you won’t believe what happens to him! Check it out! Love and kisses SBP

03-25
02:06:59

Liberal Media "Netflix" Cancels Kanye Album 'Donda III: The Barefootjob Contessa and Me'

Send us a text Listen to the fully reloaded content in this months episode of Slappin Bird Pod, where we explain where we've been, where're we'reere're going'', and whwerre'er we want to be... Love and Peace SBP <3

01-28
01:49:23

The Balducci Scandal Part 1

Send us a text Happy Holidays and welcome back to Slappin Bird. This week, Antoine Balducci is accused of killing off Santa's reindeer, and faces the consequences. Follow us on IG: @SlappinBirdPod

12-27
01:42:21

Hoodie Weather Part 2 Version A

Send us a text This episode is sponsored by Chicken Parm Enter Promo Code SlappinBird4100236-001988 for 10% off Chicken Parm anywhere! (Only Participating Locations Apply) Instagram @SlappinBirdPod Nothing said on this podcast is real.

10-11
01:24:40

"Allow Me to Introduce Myself - I am Booty Ass" - by Booty Ass

Send us a text The second single from the upcoming untitled Booty Ass LP has just been released and there are rumors that Dr. Dre AND Rick Rubin Ross will be executive producing the ENTIRE THIGNG! Wow, so glad we've decided to bankroll Booty Ass - clearly he is a musical genius. Also, host your podcast on Buzzsprout by clicky clicking - Podcast affiliate link: https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=156781

08-22
02:16

"It's a Booty Ass" - Booty Ass ft. Tavis Barcker

Send us a text This is the first single from the miuch anticipated untitled upcoming EP from none other than Booty Ass! Podcast affiliate link: https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=156781

08-22
02:21

Full Gape

Send us a text Take it in - take it in the desert! Podcast affiliate link: https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=156781

08-22
01:24:36

The Return of Slappin' Bird: Iron Dome?

Send us a text We are back with a VENGEANCE!! My wife hates me. Anyway… Buy your Amacock5000 on Amazon’s Home Depot account today

05-17
01:19:52

Live! From 4 Seasons Landscaping and Crematorium - Featuring an Interview with Trent Reznor!

Send us a text Thanks for joining us again. In the latest installment of the worlds last funny podcast, we discuss how we ended up booking time at the 4 Seasons (landscaping and crematorium) and interview Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails! Follow us on Instagram! @SlappinBirdPod

11-11
01:30:15

Smegs and Eggs

Send us a text Hello : Rene, Nico, Ben and Greg gather for another installment of SBP. We chat live with a doctor about the negative health effects of "leaking cheese" and the things your doctor can do if you're experiencing these symptoms. As always, this podcast is better than Yeah But Still, and Joe Ragaon Experiecne. Follow us on Instagram: @SlappinBirdPod

08-24
01:37:39

Masters of War

Send us a text After a lengthy absence, Slappin' Bird returns for a fully reloaded episode with Rene. Instagram: @SlappinBirdPod

12-02
01:42:53

Autissimo with Damien

Send us a text The gang reunites to speak on the issues that affect out world today..

10-14
01:24:38

Jeffey’s Closet/Mehalemeklemelehmeh Meditation

Send us a text Greg and Alex instruct a session on deep meditation and talk about missing Jeffrey Epstein.

09-30
43:04

Bonus: The Handjob Witch - "The Bohemian Fapsody"

Send us a text The Handjob Witch sings her own Bohemian Rhapsody...the Bohemian Fapsody. Why does this exist? @SlappinBirdPod on Instagram DM us for a free Beanie Baby.

09-18
05:52

Focus on the Chaps with Jesse

Send us a text We welcome Jesse to the podcast, a local vagrant and war criminal, and we discuss the lengths we went to get him on the podcast. We migrate into conversations about necrophilia, bukkake, the Handjob Witch sells her milking table, among other terrible and horrendous things. Enjoy! Follow us on Instagram! @SlappinBirdPod

08-31
01:16:08

Jeffrey Epstein is Alive, and He Is Ice Cream Jones

Send us a text Jeffrey Epstein reportedly dies by suicide by hanging. A mysterious suicide "tape". Ice Cream Jones. The Handjob Witch. Stericycle? How are they all connected? In this episode we take you on a rollercoaster of drama and action as we begin to unravel the story of how Jeffrey Epstein killed himself, and why. We are joined by Damien as we uncover disturbing details about the relationship between Epstein, the Handjob Witch, and hog meat. Follow us on...

08-19
01:08:30

Donald Glover Does Cokes with (De-boned) Elvis

Send us a text Without a guest and without Alex again, we are left to our own devices. We imagine what its like at Graceland; if Elvis was "alive", and much more. Step into the weird world of Slappin' Bird. Enjoy. Leave a comment. Get some stickers and magnets. Follow us on Instagram @SlappinBirdPod

08-05
01:26:58

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