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Insomnia? Mind racing at night? Worries keeping you up? Tune in for a bedtime story that lets you forget your problems and progressively gets more boring until you fall to sleep. So get in bed, press play, close your eyes, and drift off into dreamland.
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Open another creaky dulcet tome, for a story as ancient as an algorithm. ColorKu (via our amazon affiliate link) https://amzn.to/31iJi2S Ear Hustle - https://www.earhustlesq.com/Julie Shapiro on Twitter https://twitter.com/jatomic(You can find all of our sponsors or become a patron on our new website http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com story starts at about 20:00)Commission a song from the Mystery Bard over at http://www.jonathanmann.netCheck out our newest sponsor Betterhelp -Betterhelp offers licensed professional counselors who are specialized in issues, such as depression, stress, anxiety, relationships, sleeping, and more. Best of all, it’s a truly affordable option and our listeners get 10% off your first month with discount code “sleepwithme”. Go over to www.betterhelp.com/sleepwithme and simply fill out a questionnaire to help them assess your needs and get matched with a counselor you’ll love. Check out our sponsor Native- they create safe, simple, effective products that people use in the bathroom everyday. Products with trusted ingredients and trusted performance. Not convinced? Check out the 7,000 5-star reviews from our customers. For 20% off your first purchase, visit nativedeodorant.com and use promo code *SLEEP *during checkout!Tonight’s episode is also sponsored by Casper. Get $100 toward select mattresses by visiting http://www.casper.com/sleepwith and using “sleepwith” at checkout. Terms and Conditions apply. You can be sure of your purchase with Casper’s 100 night risk-free, sleep-on-it trial.
The struggle for candy dominance is real…real dull and ready for you to sleep to.Scriptnotes- http://johnaugust.com/scriptnotes Writer’s Emergency Pack https://www.writeremergency.com/(You can find all of our sponsors or become a patron on our new website http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com story starts at about 20:00)Commission a song from the Mystery Bard over at http://www.jonathanmann.netCheck out our newest sponsor Betterhelp - Betterhelp offers licensed professional counselors who are specialized in issues, such as depression, stress, anxiety, relationships, sleeping, and more. Best of all, it’s a truly affordable option and our listeners get 10% off your first month with discount code “sleepwithme”. Go over to www.betterhelp.com/sleepwithme and simply fill out a questionnaire to help them assess your needs and get matched with a counselor you’ll love. Tonight’s episode is sponsored by Casper. Get $100 toward select mattresses by visiting http://www.casper.com/sleepwith and using “sleepwith” at checkout. Terms and Conditions apply. You can be sure of your purchase with Casper’s 100 night risk-free, sleep-on-it trial.Check out our newest sponsor Native- they create safe, simple, effective products that people use in the bathroom everyday. Products with trusted ingredients and trusted performance. Not convinced? Check out the 7,000 5-star reviews from our customers. For 20% off your first purchase, visit nativedeodorant.com and use promo code *SLEEP *during checkout!
Three people from from the past make time for your sleep in their future.(You can find all of our sponsors or become a patron on our new website http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com story starts at about 20:00)Commission a song from the Mystery Bard over at http://www.jonathanmann.netCheck out our newest sponsor Betterhelp -Betterhelp offers licensed professional counselors who are specialized in issues, such as depression, stress, anxiety, relationships, sleeping, and more. Best of all, it’s a truly affordable option and our listeners get 10% off your first month with discount code “sleepwithme”. Go over to www.betterhelp.com/sleepwithme and simply fill out a questionnaire to help them assess your needs and get matched with a counselor you’ll love. Tonight’s episode is sponsored by Casper. Get $100 toward select mattresses by visiting http://www.casper.com/sleepwith and using “sleepwith” at checkout. Terms and Conditions apply. You can be sure of your purchase with Casper’s 100 night risk-free, sleep-on-it trial.Check out our newest sponsor Native- they create safe, simple, effective products that people use in the bathroom everyday. Products with trusted ingredients and trusted performance. Not convinced? Check out the 7,000 5-star reviews from our customers. For 20% off your first purchase, visit nativedeodorant.comand use promo code *SLEEP *during checkout!Researchhttps://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Riker%27s%20Beardhttps://www.syfy.com/syfywire/jonathanfrakesexplainshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Worfhttps://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/derelicthttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ayeaye,sirhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timelineofcomputing_1980%E2%80%931989https://www.computerhope.com/history/1987.htmhttps://www.pcworld.com/article/258989/theibmps225yearsofpchistory.htmlhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frosted_glasshttps://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Tomed_Incidenthttps://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/conjecturehttps://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Life_spanhttps://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Alcoholhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QueenElizabeth2
Putting the math to the millstone should turn the wheels that lead to dreamland.(You can find all of our sponsors or become a patron on our new website http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com story starts at about 20:00)Commission a song from the Mystery Bard over at http://www.jonathanmann.netCheck out our newest sponsor Betterhelp -Betterhelp offers licensed professional counselors who are specialized in issues, such as depression, stress, anxiety, relationships, sleeping, and more. Best of all, it’s a truly affordable option and our listeners get 10% off your first month with discount code “sleepwithme”. Go over to www.betterhelp.com/sleepwithmeand simply fill out a questionnaire to help them assess your needs and get matched with a counselor you’ll love. Tonight’s episode is sponsored by Casper. Get $100 toward select mattresses by visiting http://www.casper.com/sleepwith and using “sleepwith” at checkout. Terms and Conditions apply. You can be sure of your purchase with Casper’s 100 night risk-free, sleep-on-it trial.Welcome our sponsor Green Chef!! Green Chef is a USDA certified organic company that includes everything you need to easily cook delicious meals that you can feel good about.Meals plans include: Paleo, Plant Powered - Vegan & Vegetarian, Pescatarian, Keto, Gluten-Free, and Omnivore.For a total of $75 off, that’s $25 off each of your first 3 boxes, go to GreenChef.us/sleep75
795 - Cloud Tower Support

795 - Cloud Tower Support

2019-08-0401:13:324

Technically we all need support, tonight you’ll get it via sleep on the sunny side of clouds.(You can find all of our sponsors or become a patron on our new website http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com story starts at about 20:00)Commission a song from the Mystery Bard over at http://www.jonathanmann.netCheck out our newest sponsor Betterhelp -Betterhelp offers licensed professional counselors who are specialized in issues, such as depression, stress, anxiety, relationships, sleeping, and more. Best of all, it’s a truly affordable option and our listeners get 10% off your first month with discount code “sleepwithme”. Go over to www.betterhelp.com/sleepwithme and simply fill out a questionnaire to help them assess your needs and get matched with a counselor you’ll love. Tonight’s episode is sponsored by Brooklinen, luxury bedding, at amazing prices. You have to try these sheets today! There is an exclusive offer just for Sleep With Me listeners.Get $20 off AND free shipping when you use promo code [WITHME] at  http://www.brooklinen.com. Brooklinen is SO confident that they offer **a risk-free 60-night satisfaction guarantee and a lifetime warranty on all of their sheets and comforters! **We are also sponsored by Wix! Create a stunning website via wix.com/sleep20 and get 20% a Wix premium plan today! Wix has over 500 amazing templates to start with and over 140 million people use Wix for their website. I’m working on a special Wix website you can check out soon!! So get over to wix.com/sleep20!
Sleep during a gentle goodbye between two dreamy characters.(You can find all of our sponsors or become a patron on our new website http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com story starts at about 20:00)Commission a song from the Mystery Bard over at http://www.jonathanmann.netTonight’s episode is sponsored by Brooklinen, luxury bedding, at amazing prices. You have to try these sheets today! There is an exclusive offer just for Sleep With Me listeners.Get $20 off AND free shipping when you use promo code [WITHME] at  http://www.brooklinen.com. Brooklinen is SO confident that they offer **a risk-free 60-night satisfaction guarantee and a lifetime warranty on all of their sheets and comforters! **Welcome our newest sponsor Wix! Create a stunning website via wix.com/sleep and get 20% a Wix premium plan today! Wix has over 500 amazing templates to start with and over 140 million people use Wix for their website. I’m working on a special Wix website you can check out soon!! So get over to wix.com/sleep20!Welcome our sponsor Green Chef!! Green Chef is a USDA certified organic company that includes everything you need to easily cook delicious meals that you can feel good about.Meals plans include: Paleo, Plant Powered - Vegan & Vegetarian, Pescatarian, Keto, Gluten-Free, and Omnivore.For a total of $75 off, that’s $25 off each of your first 3 boxes, go to GreenChef.us/sleep75Researchhttps://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/spherehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hair_gelhttps://www.amazon.com/Dep-Sport-Endurance-Styling-12-Oz/dp/B004FQK6YAhttps://www.bluebulbprojects.com/measureofthings/results.php?amt=12&comp=area&unit=mi2&searchTerm=12+square+miles+%28sq.+mi%29%2C+a+measure+of+areahttps://statesymbolsusa.org/symbol-official-item/national-us/uncategorized/states-sizehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elevatorhttps://www.grammarphobia.com/blog/2017/06/loanword-kaput.htmlhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electromagnetism
In a world without math, two heroic performers start a season off in search of baked beans.(You can find all of our sponsors or become a patron on our new website http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com story starts at about 20:00)Commission a song from the Mystery Bard over at http://www.jonathanmann.netTonight’s episode is sponsored by Brooklinen, luxury bedding, at amazing prices. You have to try these sheets today! There is an exclusive offer just for Sleep With Me listeners.Get $20 off AND free shipping when you use promo code [WITHME] at http://www.brooklinen.com. Brooklinen is SO confident that they offer **a risk-free 60-night satisfaction guarantee and a lifetime warranty on all of their sheets and comforters! **Welcome our newest sponsor Wix! Create a stunning website via wix.com/sleep and get 20% a Wix premium plan today! Wix has over 500 amazing templates to start with and over 140 million people use Wix for their website. I’m working on a special Wix website you can check out soon!! So get over to wix.com/sleep20!Welcome our sponsor Green Chef!! Green Chef is a USDA certified organic company that includes everything you need to easily cook delicious meals that you can feel good about.Meals plans include: Paleo, Plant Powered - Vegan & Vegetarian, Pescatarian, Keto, Gluten-Free, and Omnivore.For a total of $75 off, that’s $25 off each of your first 3 boxes, go to GreenChef.us/sleep75
792 - 20 Step Self Skin Care

792 - 20 Step Self Skin Care

2019-07-2401:20:4022

Sleepy steps to expand popular skin care routines into something more mundane.(You can find all of our sponsors or become a patron on our new website http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com story starts at about 20:00)Commission a song from the Mystery Bard over at http://www.jonathanmann.netWelcome our sponsor Green Chef!! Green Chef is a USDA certified organic company that includes everything you need to easily cook delicious meals that you can feel good about.Meals plans include: Paleo, Plant Powered - Vegan & Vegetarian, Pescatarian, Keto, Gluten-Free, and Omnivore.For a total of $75 off, that’s $25 off each of your first 3 boxes, go to GreenChef.us/sleep75Check out our newest sponsor Native- they create safe, simple, effective products that people use in the bathroom everyday. Products with trusted ingredients and trusted performance. Not convinced? Check out the 7,000 5-star reviews from our customers. For **20% off **your first purchase, visit nativedeodorant.com and use promo code SLEEP during checkout!\Check out our sponsor Wix! Create a stunning website via wix.com/sleep and get 20% a Wix premium plan today! Wix has over 500 amazing templates to start with and over 140 million people use Wix for their website. I’m working on a special Wix website you can check out soon!! So get over to wix.com/sleep20! Randomness based on Phish’s setlist from  07/22/2017 https://phish.net/setlists/phish-july-22-2017-madison-square-garden-new-york-ny-usa.htmlResearchhttps://www.dailydot.com/bazaar/korean-skincare-routine/https://sokoglam.com/pages/the-korean-skin-care-routinehttp://phish.net/setlists/phish-july-22-2017-madison-square-garden-new-york-ny-usa.html
Oh my, you will sleep well tonight, as heroes unite.(You can find all of our sponsors or become a patron on our new website http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com story starts at about 20:00)Commission a song from the Mystery Bard over at http://www.jonathanmann.netWelcome our sponsor Green Chef!! Green Chef is a USDA certified organic company that includes everything you need to easily cook delicious meals that you can feel good about.Meals plans include: Paleo, Plant Powered - Vegan & Vegetarian, Pescatarian, Keto, Gluten-Free, and Omnivore.For a total of $75 off, that’s $25 off each of your first 3 boxes, go to GreenChef.us/sleep75Check out our newest sponsor Native- they create safe, simple, effective products that people use in the bathroom everyday. Products with trusted ingredients and trusted performance. Not convinced? Check out the 7,000 5-star reviews from our customers.For 20% off your first purchase, visit nativedeodorant.com and use promo code SLEEP during checkout!Check out our sponsor Wix! Create a stunning website via wix.com/sleep and get 20% a Wix premium plan today! Wix has over 500 amazing templates to start with and over 140 million people use Wix for their website. I’m working on a special Wix website you can check out soon!! So get over to wix.com/sleep20!ResearchMystery Machine https://scoobydoo.fandom.com/wiki/Mystery_Machinehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PterodactylusGlum https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/glumhttps://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/DoctorWho-Series1and2_(soundtrackGigawats https://www.energy.gov/eere/articles/how-much-power-1-gigawattWestminster Bridge https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westminster_BridgeTrisha Goddard https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trisha_GoddardSnog https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/snogDaft https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/daft3D Glasses https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polarized3DsystemCouncil Estate https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Council_houseAllons y https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Allons-yBritish Empire https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_EmpireImperial Tonhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_tonEternals https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal(DoctorWhoCanary Wharf https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canary_Wharf
Let’s take a look at how this season came together to put you to sleep.(You can find all of our sponsors or become a patron on our new website http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com story starts at about 20:00)Commission a song from the Mystery Bard over at http://www.jonathanmann.netWelcome our sponsor Green Chef!!Green Chef is a USDA certified organic company that includes everything you need to easily cook delicious meals that you can feel good about.Meals plans include: Paleo, Plant Powered - Vegan & Vegetarian, Pescatarian, Keto, Gluten-Free, and Omnivore.For a total of $75 off, that’s $25 off each of your first 3 boxes, go to GreenChef.us/sleep75Check out our newest sponsor Native- they create safe, simple, effective products that people use in the bathroom everyday. Products with trusted ingredients and trusted performance. Not convinced? Check out the 7,000 5-star reviews from our customers.For 20% offyour first purchase, visit nativedeodorant.com and use promo code SLEEP during checkout!Tonight’s episode is sponsored by Casper. Get $100 toward select mattresses by visiting http://www.casper.com/sleepwith and using “sleepwith” at checkout. Terms and Conditions apply. You can be sure of your purchase with Casper’s 100 night risk-free, sleep-on-it trial.
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Comments (232)

Chad Parks

my cat came up to bed when jonathan mann sang the credits

Aug 19th
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Professor Rob and Naughty Pants

Chad Parks cats like music

Aug 19th
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Joanna Francis

Chad Parks 😂😂

Aug 19th
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Daniel Olayo

I flipping LOVE this one! Entertaining and boring enough to make you fall asleep at the same time! ❤️❤️❤️

Aug 16th
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Thaina Cardoso

it is like good sex. I can't hold myself not even for 10 minutes.

Aug 13th
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Chhotu Kumhar

Thaina Cardoso hmm

Aug 13th
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DeAndre Harris

I don't know wtf you're talking about half the time, but you knock me out 💤, so thanks from an insomniac

Aug 12th
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Sawyer  Martinez

DeAndre Harris actually, I agree with you...

Aug 12th
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Stephanie Lozano

So sorry. Don't get it.

Aug 5th
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Emmanuel

Stephanie Lozano :((

Aug 6th
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Chad Bonito Smith

hi I always sleep better with u in my phone. ur the best. tyvm

Aug 5th
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Chad Bonito Smith

Chad Bonito Smith :)

Aug 6th
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Gabriel

Chad Bonito Smith haha, maybe next time when I want to sleep, I can have a try!

Aug 5th
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Matt Haynes

this episode is awful, I will be unsubscribing I'd it carries on like this

Jul 30th
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Chad Parks

do you ever feel that you miss structure or a regular job?

Jul 26th
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Fanny Butler

Chad Parks good question

Jul 26th
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I Hope Someone Relates

Stutter on this particular episode makes this one a skip for me. I love Scoots and I listen a lot. Suffer from anxiety and this has changed my life. Thank you.

Jul 24th
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Heather Morrison

I Hope Someone Relates this is really helpful

Jul 24th
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Taylor

New Listener and so far I really like it!

Jul 23rd
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John Hodge

This is awful...

Jul 21st
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Eric Bawulski

Love your podcast! Helps my insomnia.

Jul 19th
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Archie Smith

Eric Bawulski haha, me too!

Jul 19th
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John Maher

I f bin aswan a

Jul 11th
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Intrograted

Nice job, Scoots. I learned a lot of new things about my own country. One thing though, we get petrol, not gas, from the servo!

Jun 27th
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Sander Dybdahl

bro i slept for 13 hours. i forgot to put on a sleep timer. i just went intoa coma like tranz.

Jun 25th
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Intrograted

♥️♥️♥️

Jun 20th
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Jazmin Villegas

Tried it for the first time tonight and it worked even when I woke up during the night... I would just fall back asleep, but I think he started telling a kind of disturbing story so my dream was kind of freaky & I woke up but then I had sleep paralysis and that freaked me out so I turned it off and now I am awake again at 3am... could've just been me since I am prone to sleep paralysis but who knows... I still think it helps but how can I get it to auto shut off after 1 episode?

Jun 17th
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Mary Boltri

Jazmin Villegas When you are playing the episode, there is a button to the right of the skip forward button that looks like a little stopwatch, and that is the sleep timer it should stop playing the podcast after the amount of time that you click on:)

Aug 2nd
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Mal Rose

..y

Jun 15th
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Manny Tirado

Scoots, I simply love your show. I can't help but giggle but I was cackling a few times with the intro on this one. truly gifted and appreciate you and your sponsors for the show. good night

Jun 13th
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gemstone

you know I've never actually heard the end (five minutes into the intro at max) except for when I wake up in the middle of the night with a bad dream/to use the bathroom. If that happens, I go back down very easily thanks to this. love you scoots! gosh I never know if this will ever get read because I'm never awake for the thank yous!

Jun 11th
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