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Author: Dearest Scooter and Night Vale Presents

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Insomnia? Mind racing at night? Worries keeping you up? Tune in for a bedtime story that lets you forget your problems and progressively gets more boring until you fall to sleep. So get in bed, press play, close your eyes, and drift off into dreamland.
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Our heroic figures take math to a sleepy desert oasis where things get steam dreamy.(You can find all of our sponsors or become a patron on our new website http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com story starts at about 20:00)Commission a song from the Mystery Bard over at http://www.jonathanmann.netThis week the show is sponsored by-Mint Mobile- Have you looked at your wireless bill lately? You’re probably paying too much. Network coverage is better than ever, no matter your wireless provider. So why pay more for the same service? That’s where Mint Mobile comes in, they can cut your bill down to $15 bucks a month for the same premium coverage! To get your new wireless plan for just $15 a month go to www.mintmobile.com/sleep!Quip- The sensitive sonic toothbrush I have been using for over two years (not over and over! Changing out the brush heads every three months!) Quip starts at just $25 and if you go to http://www.getquip.com/sleep, you get your first refill pack for FREE with a quip electric toothbrush.Casper- Get $100 toward select mattresses by visiting http://www.casper.com/sleepwith and using “sleepwith” at checkout. Terms and Conditions apply. You can be sure of your purchase with Casper’s 100 night risk-free, sleep-on-it trial.Four Sigmatic- A natural superfood company that specializes in mushroom-based drinks that benefit immunity, energy, and longevity, and help us live healthier, more enhanced lives. Four Sigmatic makes a wide variety of blends, including mushroom coffee, mushroom elixirs, hot cacaos, matcha, superfood blends, and more. Use www.foursigmatic.com/sleepwithme or promo code “sleepwithme” for 15% off your purchase. Make their Mushroom Hot Caco With Reishi or Reishi Elixir a part of your wind-down routine! Sip it like Scoots as you read and relax.Native- They create safe, simple, effective products that people use in the bathroom every day. Products with trusted ingredients and trusted performance. Not convinced? Check out the 7,000 5-star reviews from our customers. For **20% off **your first purchase, visit **nativedeodorant.com **and use promo code **SLEEP **during checkout!
Take a trip to a more traditional theme park with my neighbor Ray.(You can find all of our sponsors or become a patron on our new website http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com story starts at about 20:00)\Commission a song from the Mystery Bard over athttp://www.jonathanmann.netThis week the show is sponsored by-\Mint Mobile- Have you looked at your wireless bill lately? You’re probably paying too much. Network coverage is better than ever, no matter your wireless provider. So why pay more for the same service? That’s where Mint Mobile comes in, they can cut your bill down to $15 bucks a month for the same premium coverage! To get your new wireless plan for just $15 a month go to www.mintmobile.com/sleep!\Casper- Get $100 toward select mattresses by visiting http://www.casper.com/sleepwith and using “sleepwith” at checkout. Terms and Conditions apply. You can be sure of your purchase with Casper’s 100 night risk-free, sleep-on-it trial.\Four Sigmatic- A natural superfood company that specializes in mushroom-based drinks that benefit immunity, energy, and longevity, and help us live healthier, more enhanced lives.Four Sigmatic makes a wide variety of blends, including mushroom coffee, mushroom elixirs, hot cacaos, matcha, superfood blends, and more. Use www.foursigmatic.com/sleepwithme or promo code “sleepwithme” for 15% off your purchase. Make their Mushroom Hot Caco With Reishi or Reishi Elixir a part of your wind-down routine! Sip it like Scoots as you read and relax.Quip- The sensitive sonic toothbrush I have been using for over two years (not over and over! Changing out the brush heads every three months!) Quip starts at just $25 and if you go to http://www.getquip.com/sleep, you get your first refill pack for FREE with a quip electric toothbrush.\Native- They create safe, simple, effective products that people use in the bathroom everyday. Products with trusted ingredients and trusted performance. Not convinced? Check out the 7,000 5-star reviews from our customers. For 20% off your first purchase, visit nativedeodorant.com and use promo code *SLEEP *during checkout!
Soothing via the Soul Squad solving stuff.(You can find all of our sponsors or become a patron on our new website http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com story starts at about 20:00)Commission a song from the Mystery Bard over athttp://www.jonathanmann.netThis week the show is sponsored by-Mint Mobile- Have you looked at your wireless bill lately? You’re probably paying too much. Network coverage is better than ever, no matter your wireless provider. So why pay more for the same service? That’s where Mint Mobile comes in, they can cut your bill down to $15 bucks a month for the same premium coverage! To get your new wireless plan for just $15 a month go to www.mintmobile.com/sleep!Casper- Get $100 toward select mattresses by visiting http://www.casper.com/sleepwith and using “sleepwith” at checkout. Terms and Conditions apply. You can be sure of your purchase with Casper’s 100 night risk-free, sleep-on-it trial.Wix- Create a stunning website and get 20% a Wix premium plan today! Wix has over 500 amazing templates to start with and over 140 million people use Wix for their website. I’m working on a special Wix website you can check out soon!! So get over to wix.com/sleep20!Betterhelp -Betterhelp offers licensed professional counselors who are specialized in issues, such as depression, stress, anxiety, relationships, sleeping, and more. Best of all, it’s a truly affordable option and our listeners get 10% off your first month with discount code “sleepwithme”. Go over to www.betterhelp.com/sleepwithme and simply fill out a questionnaire to help them assess your needs and get matched with a counselor you’ll love.Four Sigmatic- a natural superfood company that specializes in mushroom-based drinks that benefit immunity, energy, and longevity, and help us live healthier, more enhanced lives. Four Sigmatic makes a wide variety of blends, including mushroom coffee, mushroom elixirs, hot cacaos, matcha, superfood blends, and more. Use www.foursigmatic.com/sleepwithme or promo code “sleepwithme” for 15% off your purchase. Make their Mushroom Hot Caco With Reishi or Reishi Elixir a part of your wind down routine! Sip it like Scoots as you read and relax.
Be rewarded with good sleep while our heroes search for a solution in math.(You can find all of our sponsors or become a patron on our new website http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com story starts at about 20:00)\Commission a song from the Mystery Bard over athttp://www.jonathanmann.netThis week the show is sponsored by-Mint Mobile- Have you looked at your wireless bill lately? You’re probably paying too much. Network coverage is better than ever, no matter your wireless provider. So why pay more for the same service? That’s where Mint Mobile comes in, they can cut your bill down to $15 bucks a month for the same premium coverage! To get your new wireless plan for just $15 a month go to www.mintmobile.com/sleep!Brooklinen- Luxury bedding, at amazing prices. You have to try these sheets today! There is an exclusive offer just for Sleep With Me listeners. Get $20 off AND free shipping when you use promo code [WITHME] at http://www.brooklinen.com. Brooklinen is SO confident that they offer **a risk-free 60-night satisfaction guarantee and a lifetime warranty on all of their sheets and comforters! **Wix- Create a stunning website and get 20% a Wix premium plan today! Wix has over 500 amazing templates to start with and over 140 million people use Wix for their website. I’m working on a special Wix website you can check out soon!! So get over to wix.com/sleep20!\Betterhelp -Betterhelp offers licensed professional counselors who are specialized in issues, such as depression, stress, anxiety, relationships, sleeping, and more. Best of all, it’s a truly affordable option and our listeners get 10% off your first month with discount code “sleepwithme”. Go over to www.betterhelp.com/sleepwithme and simply fill out a questionnaire to help them assess your needs and get matched with a counselor you’ll love.Four Sigmatic- a natural superfood company that specializes in mushroom-based drinks that benefit immunity, energy, and longevity, and help us live healthier, more enhanced lives. Four Sigmatic makes a wide variety of blends, including mushroom coffee, mushroom elixirs, hot cacaos, matcha, superfood blends, and more. Use www.foursigmatic.com/sleepwithme or promo code “sleepwithme” for 15% off your purchase. Make their Mushroom Hot Caco With Reishi or Reishi Elixir a part of you wind down routine! Sip it like Scoots as you read and relax
A meandering road trip to Wally World via the sleepy side roads of Scoot’s mind.(You can find all of our sponsors or become a patron on our new website http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com story starts at about 20:00)Commission a song from the Mystery Bard over at http://www.jonathanmann.netThis week the show is sponsored by-Mint Mobile- Have you looked at your wireless bill lately? You’re probably paying too much. Network coverage is better than ever, no matter your wireless provider. So why pay more for the same service? That’s where Mint Mobile comes in, they can cut your bill down to $15 bucks a month for the same premium coverage! To get your new wireless plan for just $15 a month go to www.mintmobile.com/sleep!Brooklinen- Luxury bedding, at amazing prices. You have to try these sheets today! There is an exclusive offer just for Sleep With Me listeners. Get $20 off AND free shipping when you use promo code [WITHME] at http://www.brooklinen.com. Brooklinen is SO confident that they offer **a risk-free 60-night satisfaction guarantee and a lifetime warranty on all of their sheets and comforters! **Four Sigmatic- a natural superfood company that specializes in mushroom-based drinks that benefit immunity, energy, and longevity, and help us live healthier, more enhanced lives. Four Sigmatic makes a wide variety of blends, including mushroom coffee, mushroom elixirs, hot cacaos, matcha, superfood blends, and more. Use www.foursigmatic.com/sleepwithme or promo code “sleepwithme” for 15% off your purchase. Make their Mushroom Hot Caco With Reishi or Reishi Elixir a part of your wind-down routine! Sip it like Scoots as you read and relax.Wix- Create a stunning website and get 20% a Wix premium plan today! Wix has over 500 amazing templates to start with and over 140 million people use Wix for their website. I’m working on a special Wix website you can check out soon!! So get over to wix.com/sleep20!Betterhelp -Betterhelp offers licensed professional counselors who are specialized in issues, such as depression, stress, anxiety, relationships, sleeping, and more. Best of all, it’s a truly affordable option and our listeners get 10% off your first month with discount code “sleepwithme”. Go over to www.betterhelp.com/sleepwithme and simply fill out a questionnaire to help them assess your needs and get matched with a counselor you’ll love.
The soul squad is back and tonight they will put you to sleep like a gently dabbing Einstein. (You can find all of our sponsors or become a patron on our new website http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com story starts at about 20:00)Commission a song from the Mystery Bard over at http://www.jonathanmann.netThis week the show is sponsored by-Mint Mobile- Have you looked at your wireless bill lately? You’re probably paying too much. Network coverage is better than ever, no matter your wireless provider. So why pay more for the same service? That’s where *Mint Mobile *comes in, they can cut your bill down to $15 bucks a month for the same premium coverage! To get your new wireless plan for just $15 a month go to www.mintmobile.com/sleep!Four Sigmatic- a natural superfood company that specializes in mushroom-based drinks that benefit immunity, energy, and longevity, and help us live healthier, more enhanced lives. Four Sigmatic makes a wide variety of blends, including mushroom coffee, mushroom elixirs, hot cacaos, matcha, superfood blends, and more. Use www.foursigmatic.com/sleepwithme or promo code “sleepwithme” for 15% off your purchase. Make their Mushroom Hot Caco With Reishi or Reishi Elixir a part of you wind down routine! Sip it like Scoots as you read and relaxWix- Create a stunning website and get 20% a Wix premium plan today! Wix has over 500 amazing templates to start with and over 140 million people use Wix for their website. I’m working on a special Wix website you can check out soon!! So get over to wix.com/sleep20!Betterhelp -Betterhelp offers licensed professional counselors who are specialized in issues, such as depression, stress, anxiety, relationships, sleeping, and more. Best of all, it’s a truly affordable option and our listeners get 10% off your first month with discount code “sleepwithme”. Go over to www.betterhelp.com/sleepwithmeand simply fill out a questionnaire to help them assess your needs and get matched with a counselor you’ll love.
Time for some fun that is same to sleep to since it is interdependent on math.(You can find all of our sponsors or become a patron on our new website http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com story starts at about 20:00)Commission a song from the Mystery Bard over at http://www.jonathanmann.netThis week the show is sponsored by-Four Sigmatic- a natural superfood company that specializes in mushroom-based drinks that benefit immunity, energy, and longevity, and help us live healthier, more enhanced lives. Four Sigmatic makes a wide variety of blends, including mushroom coffee, mushroom elixirs, hot cacaos, matcha, superfood blends, and more. Use www.foursigmatic.com/sleepwithme or promo code “sleepwithme” for 15% off your purchase. Make their Mushroom Hot Caco With Reishi or Reishi Elixir a part of you wind down routine! Sip it like Scoots as you read and relaxWix- Create a stunning website and get 20% a Wix premium plan today! Wix has over 500 amazing templates to start with and over 140 million people use Wix for their website. I’m working on a special Wix website you can check out soon!! So get over to wix.com/sleep20!Quip- The sensitive sonic toothbrush I have been using for over two years (not over and over! Changing out the brush heads every three months!) Quip starts at just $25 and if you go to http://www.getquip.com/sleep, you get your first refill pack for FREE with a quip electric toothbrush.Native- they create safe, simple, effective products that people use in the bathroom every day. Products with trusted ingredients and trusted performance. Not convinced? Check out the 7,000 5-star reviews from our customers. For **20% off **your first purchase, visit nativedeodorant.com and use promo code SLEEP during checkout!Betterhelp -Betterhelp offers licensed professional counselors who are specialized in issues, such as depression, stress, anxiety, relationships, sleeping, and more. Best of all, it’s a truly affordable option and our listeners get 10% off your first month with discount code “sleepwithme”. Go over to www.betterhelp.com/sleepwithme and simply fill out a questionnaire to help them assess your needs and get matched with a counselor you’ll love.
A trip to the beach without the sand in your bed, float away on the late summer breeze.(You can find all of our sponsors or become a patron on our new website http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com story starts at about 20:00)\Commission a song from the Mystery Bard over at http://www.jonathanmann.netThis week the show is sponsored by-Wix- Create a stunning website and get 20% a Wix premium plan today! Wix has over 500 amazing templates to start with and over 140 million people use Wix for their website. I’m working on a special Wix website you can check out soon!! So get over to wix.com/sleep20!Quip- The sensitive sonic toothbrush I have been using for over two years (not over and over! Changing out the brush heads every three months!) Quip starts at just $25 and if you go to http://www.getquip.com/sleep, you get your first refill pack for FREE with a quip electric toothbrush.Native- they create safe, simple, effective products that people use in the bathroom everyday. Products with trusted ingredients and trusted performance. Not convinced? Check out the 7,000 5-star reviews from our customers. For 20% off your first purchase, visit nativedeodorant.com and use promo code SLEEP during checkout!\Betterhelp -Betterhelp offers licensed professional counselors who are specialized in issues, such as depression, stress, anxiety, relationships, sleeping, and more. Best of all, it’s a truly affordable option and our listeners get 10% off your first month with discount code “sleepwithme”. Go over to www.betterhelp.com/sleepwithme and simply fill out a questionnaire to help them assess your needs and get matched with a counselor you’ll love. Casper- Get $100 toward select mattresses by visiting http://www.casper.com/sleepwith and using “sleepwith” at checkout. Terms and Conditions apply. You can be sure of your purchase with Casper’s 100 night risk-free, sleep-on-it trial.Research
Can you even go home? if you are Worf, you can dream of a sleepy return to set positive things in motion.(You can find all of our sponsors or become a patron on our new website http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com story starts at about 20:00)\Commission a song from the Mystery Bard over at http://www.jonathanmann.netThis week the show is sponsored by-Wix- Create a stunning website and get 20% a Wix premium plan today! Wix has over 500 amazing templates to start with and over 140 million people use Wix for their website. I’m working on a special Wix website you can check out soon!! So get over to wix.com/sleep20!Quip- The sensitive sonic toothbrush I have been using for over two years (not over and over! Changing out the brush heads every three months!) Quip starts at just $25 and if you go to http://www.getquip.com/sleep, you get your first refill pack for FREE with a quip electric toothbrush.Native- they create safe, simple, effective products that people use in the bathroom everyday. Products with trusted ingredients and trusted performance. Not convinced? Check out the 7,000 5-star reviews from our customers. For 20% off your first purchase, visit nativedeodorant.com and use promo code SLEEP during checkout!Betterhelp -Betterhelp offers licensed professional counselors who are specialized in issues, such as depression, stress, anxiety, relationships, sleeping, and more. Best of all, it’s a truly affordable option and our listeners get 10% off your first month with discount code “sleepwithme”. Go over to www.betterhelp.com/sleepwithme and simply fill out a questionnaire to help them assess your needs and get matched with a counselor you’ll love. Casper- Get $100 toward select mattresses by visitinghttp://www.casper.com/sleepwith and using “sleepwith” at checkout. Terms and Conditions apply. You can be sure of your purchase with Casper’s 100 night risk-free, sleep-on-it trial.Researchhttps://www.thefreedictionary.com/patronizehttps://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/USSEnterprise(NCC-1701-D)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Toddhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caspian_Seahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PrinceCaspian(character)https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Khitomerhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klingonhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AFewGood_Men
No need to count sheep as you sleep, our heroic figures will help count people without math.(You can find all of our sponsors or become a patron on our new website http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com story starts at about 20:00)Commission a song from the Mystery Bard over at http://www.jonathanmann.netThis week the show is sponsored by-Quip- The sensitive sonic toothbrush I have been using for over two years (not over and over! Changing out the brush heads every three months!) Quip starts at just $25 and if you go to http://www.getquip.com/sleep, you get your first refill pack for FREE with a quip electric toothbrush.Native- they create safe, simple, effective products that people use in the bathroom every day. Products with trusted ingredients and trusted performance. Not convinced? Check out the 7,000 5-star reviews from our customers. For **20% off **your first purchase, visit **nativedeodorant.com **and use promo code **SLEEP **during checkout!Betterhelp -Betterhelp offers licensed professional counselors who are specialized in issues, such as depression, stress, anxiety, relationships, sleeping, and more. Best of all, it’s a truly affordable option and our listeners get 10% off your first month with discount code “sleepwithme”. Go over to www.betterhelp.com/sleepwithme and simply fill out a questionnaire to help them assess your needs and get matched with a counselor you’ll love. Casper- Get $100 toward select mattresses by visiting http://www.casper.com/sleepwith and using “sleepwith” at checkout. Terms and Conditions apply. You can be sure of your purchase with Casper’s 100 night risk-free, sleep-on-it trial.
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Comments (241)

Jill Gee

Love the opening jingle. I have to listen to people all the time who talk a lot and say nothing!!! 🤤It is truly an art! Lol, i cant listen man! But respect... respect.

Oct 15th
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Manny Tirado

definitely my bore bae especially with the tangents. love ya Drew

Oct 9th
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Talulah Raffa Sapphire

Scoot is amazing.. I get such a giggle then fall asleep.. it's so nice to listen to when you wake up hours before everyone else..

Oct 6th
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Thaissa Arnaut

Why is the intro so long?

Oct 1st
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Flix Canned

Can someone explain this to me? I found it last night. I have no idea of what he is even saying. it did work though, I nodded off very quickly. I don't have a sleep problem though. I can't even make out the words he is saying, let alone whether together they make a story. I tried to listen again this morning and can't understand. Ha ha.

Sep 26th
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chadaaron75@yahoo.com

ain't no party like the census party and the census party dont stop

Sep 17th
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Chad Parks

my cat came up to bed when jonathan mann sang the credits

Aug 19th
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Daniel Olayo

I flipping LOVE this one! Entertaining and boring enough to make you fall asleep at the same time! ❤️❤️❤️

Aug 16th
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Thaina Cardoso

it is like good sex. I can't hold myself not even for 10 minutes.

Aug 13th
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DeAndre Harris

I don't know wtf you're talking about half the time, but you knock me out 💤, so thanks from an insomniac

Aug 12th
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Stephanie Lozano

So sorry. Don't get it.

Aug 5th
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Chad Bonito Smith

hi I always sleep better with u in my phone. ur the best. tyvm

Aug 5th
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Matt Haynes

this episode is awful, I will be unsubscribing I'd it carries on like this

Jul 30th
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Chad Parks

do you ever feel that you miss structure or a regular job?

Jul 26th
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I Hope Someone Relates

Stutter on this particular episode makes this one a skip for me. I love Scoots and I listen a lot. Suffer from anxiety and this has changed my life. Thank you.

Jul 24th
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Taylor

New Listener and so far I really like it!

Jul 23rd
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John Hodge

This is awful...

Jul 21st
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Eric Bawulski

Love your podcast! Helps my insomnia.

Jul 19th
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John Maher

I f bin aswan a

Jul 11th
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Intrograted

Nice job, Scoots. I learned a lot of new things about my own country. One thing though, we get petrol, not gas, from the servo!

Jun 27th
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