Sloss and Humphries On The Road

For the full 2 hour episode including the quiz itself please subscribe to our Patreon. This is just the pre-drinks.   Between Xmas and New Year the wives joined Muggins and Cream on the podcast for a bumper drunken festive special, where they compete to see who is the smartest couple by answering quiz questions written by our more spenny patrons, ending on a girls only section of "We Love Them, But..."

Muggins and Cream reinvent the voting system so everyone get's a multiplier that changes the value of your vote depending on what you've been reading. Daniel get's miss-sold an adoption and doesn't get to raise his zoo animal, they speculate which other animals got rode into battle before they settled on horses. Kai realises he's playing stand-up as a multi-class.   Go to thistlycrosscider.co.uk and use code: THISTLYSLOSSDECEMBER for 10% your order, for UK residents only.

Direct from his European Tour Kai finds Daniel rattling around his big house to hear all about his swimming pool and golf simulator as he grows further and further out of touch from reality. Kai recounts his intense three week schedule and appreciates the time he used to have to himself while Daniel was on stage.

Daniel loves himself with a self indulgent half way flush so he doesn't need to sit in his own stink. He struggles with his morals while laughing at an assassination and then tries to commit atrocities in VR. Another solo session while his only friend is on the road before next week's reunion episode.

Before having their hearts broken by a failed audio record the boys were in full stride petitioning to have tugging added to olympic events, after Kai tells Connor about his friend's eventful journey home. Thankfully the camera audio has been salvaged so you can still listen to the adventures of Big Cuck, Little Cuck, albeit with slightly lower quality than their childish ramblings were intended to be consumed.

Four days into the European tour with only one full day of f**k-ups, Kai and Connor catch their breath over a pint of Guinness in Ireland as they stick to their schedule even though the Dublin gig had been moved to January. They both share regret of idolising early Conor (with one N) McGregor. Kai wants to start a gang.   Join Kai on Tour: https://www.kaihumphries.com/all-live-shows   We are proud to still be sponsored by Thistly Cross Cider, who have recently released their limited-time Rum Cask Cider, so make sure to stock up while it is available and enjoy (responsibly) Go to thistlycrosscider.co.uk and use code: THISTLYSLOSSNOVEMBER for 10% your order, for UK residents only, and you must be over 18 years old

After taking turns to carry the podcast Muggins and Cream finally do one together and it's a miracle Kai is here for this after a shark encounter on holiday that sent him spinning. They react to a skydiver who survived a more credible brush with death as their parachute didn't open. The only funny things happening in Daniel's life right now are hack tropes. Join Kai on Tour   We are proud to still be sponsored by Thistly Cross Cider, who have recently released their limited-time Rum Cask Cider, so make sure to stock up while it is available and enjoy (responsibly) Go to thistlycrosscider.co.uk and use code: THISTLYSLOSSNOVEMBER for 10% your order, for UK residents only, and you must be over 18 years old

Cream is joined by resident ginger Gareth Waugh in today's episode where they discuss their time at the Final Fantasy Orchestra, how horrible pregnancies are, and flavour it all with a healthy dose of thinly-veiled sexism.   We are proud to still be sponsored by Thistly Cross Cider, who have recently released their limited-time Rum Cask Cider, so make sure to stock up while it is available and enjoy (responsibly) Go to thistlycrosscider.co.uk and use code: THISTLYSLOSSNOVEMBER for 10% your order, for UK residents only, and you must be over 18 years old

Many of you have engaged with him after being baited in the comments, many of you have watched on in joy knowing he's trolling, now you can meet the religious obstetrician from the comments of Sloss and Humphries reels as Kai navigates the conversation cautious not to get trolled himself.   Listen to The Dave Longley Breakfast Show at your own peril

Elliot's father and esteemed legend of comedy Mark Steel joins the podcast as he's thrust into continuing a story he'd started off air about an incident with a cottage pie. We get to hear all of the problems Elliot had at school and found out exactly how he came to be the way he is, and not a member of the SAS.

Muggins and his guest host (Elliot Steel) accidentally coordinate their clothes as is becoming a running theme of the pod. Sat in the garden at the start of Kai's tour with three shows in the bag to discuss and an almost scrap with an overfamiliar banter merchant. Elliot discriminates hard against short men.

Two years ago Muggins spoke on the podcast about a young urchin he picked up off the streets after seeing him do an open spot and added him to some professional line-ups to kick start his career, two years later young Jack Traynor is taking the prison scene by storm. They shun the subscribed religions and speculate alternative ideas about life and creation. Jack tells about how he ended up in China from the promise of a free meal.   Good luck to our international audience deciphering these two exotic regional accents.   Join Kai on Tour www.kaihumphries.com

Muggins and Cream discuss their very different strategies if they came into billions of pounds after suggesting the societal rule that there could be only one. Kai "does a Kai" and puts chicken stock in his wife's Whisky. Daniel struggles with the change of the goalposts that all the drinking and drugs he did in his 20's is no longer cool to the new generation.   Join Kai on Tour: www.kaihumphries.com   Get your discount Altitude Tickets: www.altitudefestival.com MUGGINSANDCREAM25

Muggins and Cream answer questions thrown into the ring by their patrons about their careers, personal lives and plans for the future. This was recorded as a double bill in order to get through them all so if you want to hear the rest consider this clickbait and subscribe for Thursday's bonus episode (Part 2) Maybe even throw in a question yourself next time. www.patreon.com/slossandhumphries   To see Kai on tour with his new show "Gallivanting" check out which city near you he'll be visiting. If there's no venue close enough to your house, please feel free to complain. www.kaihumphries.com/all-live-shows   Get your discount Altitude tickets with our custom code for 10% off and prepare yourself for the best week of comedy, food, winter sports and boozing you've ever had. www.altitudefestival.com Discount Code: MUGGINSANDCREAM25

Rosco pulls up a seat at Muggins' kitchen table to alternate seamlessly between real world irks and wild flights of fancy in a way only he does best. He tells about his ambitions as a troll to provoke a civil uprising against his local Asda and the time he accidentally blue balled a scammer.   To receive an extra weekly episode, early access on these public episodes and a overwhelming sense of community from supporting the podcast, please subscribe to our Patreon www.patreon.com/slossandhumphries

Baldy man Ryan Cullen joins Muggins in the kitchen to tell all about his recent recreational MRI scan. Kai has been absolutely fleeced in a one sided wager with his wife. The pair go after practitioners of Karate safe in the knowledge their licence to kill isn't worth the paper it's printed on. #41   www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: THISTLYSLOSSSEPTEMBER

Muggins and Cream get the old band back together to discuss holding onto relics when moving house, whether it's appropriate to get off over porn of a deceased partner and what your last words might be in the wake of Fat Man Scoops dying doing what he loves, getting people to make some noise. #40   www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: THISTLYSLOSSSEPTEMBER

After meeting in Altitude festival and swift becoming changeover buddies in their Edinburgh venue, Kai and Nina share stories, green rooms and even crabs, in an action packed episode where Nina scales a wall before breaking into a sleeping comedians pad. #39   www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk  Discount Code: THISTLYSLOSSAUGUST

Daniel makes an appearance after making some of you granddads for the second time. He talks us through the recent weeks welcoming his daughter into the world, which include bullying disabled kids in soft play and discovering some of women's best kept secrets. Meanwhile Kai has had one foot in an alternative universe, tripping balls in an all time top ten fringe night out. #38   www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: THISTLYSLOSSAUGUST

The podcast sets up shop in an artist bar deep in the heart of the Edinburgh fringe. Does this mean Elliot Steel will tone it down because he is surrounded by industry? The answer is no. He's quite happy to let career doors close for light entertainment. Watch as they publicly unpack the riots in England and the social media response to women's olympic boxing. #37 Elliot Steel: Soft Boi Core 21:45 Underbelly: Buttercup. Bristo Square   www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: THISTLYSLOSSAUGUST