What a finale! Here are the lyrics for 'A Bee Done It':Pants came downKnob fell outPeople screaminRunnin all aboutIt weren't my fault bruv ya got to believe meI had to pull my pants down mate a bee stung my weeny (weeny)I was transporting it back to its hiveShoved it down my pants not gonna lieWhat shocked me is it stung my bell endNot the shaft or either of my nutsacksJust the bell end mate it hurt like a butt slap (butt slap)Pants came downKnob fell outPeople screaminRunnin all aboutThe manager from boots called the copsbefore i knew it i was surroundedi was screamin "please have mercy my knob's took a pounding" (pounding)They didn't care, told me to pull up my underwearI said mate, are you having a laughYou seen the size of my knob it looks like a giraffeIt's all swollen yeah from the bee stingain't you been listening bruv it's all I've been sayinPants came downKnob fell outPeople screaminRunnin all aboutLook, bottom line is the cops opened fireI screamed "a bee done it, I'm not a liar!"shot grazed my knob, shot grazed my gobi got real scared man, started prayin to godCops ran out of bullets so i took my chanceboarded the ferry to calais, francein france it's great: nudity is fineit won't go on my record as another sex crime (sex crime)Socials:Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcastTwitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_podTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcWebsite: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions Get in touch:Email - smallfictions@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The scoreboard gets TENSE in the penultimate episode.Socials:Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcastTwitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_podTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcWebsite: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions Get in touch:Email - smallfictions@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Getting alllll futuristic this week.Socials:Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcastTwitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_podTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcWebsite: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions Get in touch:Email - smallfictions@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It's about to get James Bondy.Socials:Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcastTwitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_podTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcWebsite: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions Get in touch:Email - smallfictions@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
With Mr Teacher now retired, in steps Mr Substitute Teacher...Socials:Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcastTwitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_podTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcWebsite: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions Get in touch:Email - smallfictions@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It gets emotional this week with Pixar shorts and a special announcement.Socials:Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcastTwitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_podTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcWebsite: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions Get in touch:Email - smallfictions@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Absolute carnage this week as the boys struggle with the assignment.Socials:Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcastTwitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_podTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcWebsite: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions Get in touch:Email - smallfictions@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Three beautiful stories about modern romance.Socials:Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcastTwitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_podTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcWebsite: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions Get in touch:Email - smallfictions@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oh what an episode. Mr Teacher wanted three stories about slippers and boy did he get it. Horrendous disgusting descriptions throughout.Socials:Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcastTwitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_podTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcWebsite: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions Get in touch:Email - smallfictions@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We're back with a brand new season! In episode one we've got three brand new comedy stories for you about New Beginnings.Socials:Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcastTwitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_podTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcWebsite: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions Get in touch:Email - smallfictions@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oh my god it's the end of season one! We review our final three stories on Roundabouts and some previous stories get an official regrade from Mr Teacher. Which author will win the season? Best mates Ryan, Alex and Elliot write three brand new comedy short stories every week and submit them to a real-life English teacher for grading. If you love comedy podcasts and funny stories we'd love it if you gave us a quick listen. If you like the podcast, please rate us on whatever app you find us on, it would be very helpful for us. Thank you. Ryan, Alex, Elliot and Mr Teacher. Socials:Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcastTwitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_podTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcWebsite: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions Get in touch:Email - smallfictions@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We see the return of 2 beloved characters and hear a disturbingly rhythmic poem. Best mates Ryan, Alex and Elliot write three brand new comedy short stories every week and submit them to a real-life English teacher for grading. If you love comedy podcasts and funny stories we'd love it if you gave us a quick listen. If you like the podcast, please rate us on whatever app you find us on, it would be very helpful for us. Thank you. Ryan, Alex, Elliot and Mr Teacher. Socials:Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcastTwitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_podTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcWebsite: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions Get in touch:Email - smallfictions@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Best mates Ryan, Alex and Elliot write three brand new comedy short stories every week and submit them to a real-life English teacher for grading. If you love comedy podcasts and funny stories we'd love it if you gave us a quick listen. If you like the podcast, please rate us on whatever app you find us on, it would be very helpful for us. Thank you. Ryan, Alex, Elliot and Mr Teacher. Socials:Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcastTwitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_podTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcWebsite: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions Get in touch:Email - smallfictions@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This episode was in danger of getting too dark but luckily Alex wrote something stupid that got it back on track. Best mates Ryan, Alex and Elliot write three brand new comedy short stories every week and submit them to a real-life English teacher for grading. If you love comedy podcasts and funny stories we'd love it if you gave us a quick listen. If you like the podcast, please rate us on whatever app you find us on, it would be very helpful for us. Thank you. Ryan, Alex, Elliot and Mr Teacher. Socials:Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcastTwitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_podTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcWebsite: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions Get in touch:Email - smallfictions@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A wonderful little episode this week all about the great British high street. Best mates Ryan, Alex and Elliot write three brand new comedy short stories every week and submit them to a real-life English teacher for grading. If you love comedy podcasts and funny stories we'd love it if you gave us a quick listen. If you like the podcast, please rate us on whatever app you find us on, it would be very helpful for us. Thank you. Ryan, Alex, Elliot and Mr Teacher. Socials:Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcastTwitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_podTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcWebsite: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions Get in touch:Email - smallfictions@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
LISTENERS BE WARNED: The stories on this week's episodes are NOT for kids. It's the usual low quality barrel-scraping toilet humour and adult smut in a half-arsed style of a kid's story. Enjoy! P.S. There's a special post-credits treat for an listeners who listen all the way to the end.Best mates Ryan, Alex and Elliot write three brand new comedy short stories every week and submit them to a real-life English teacher for grading. If you love comedy podcasts and funny stories we'd love it if you gave us a quick listen. If you like the podcast, please rate us on whatever app you find us on, it would be very helpful for us. Thank you. Ryan, Alex, Elliot and Mr Teacher. Socials:Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcastTwitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_podTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcWebsite: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions Get in touch:Email - smallfictions@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mr Teacher removed our shackles this week and toilet humour was back on the table to our (pathetic) joy. Prepare you ears, mind and soul for three rip-roaring Western stories on this week's episode. Best mates Ryan, Alex and Elliot write three brand new comedy short stories every week and submit them to a real-life English teacher for grading. If you love comedy podcasts and funny stories we'd love it if you gave us a quick listen. If you like the podcast, please rate us on whatever app you find us on, it would be very helpful for us. Thank you. Ryan, Alex, Elliot and Mr Teacher. Socials:Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcastTwitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_podTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcWebsite: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions Get in touch:Email - smallfictions@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mr Teacher banned all toilet humour and general nob gags on this one and it came as no surprise that we struggled. Best mates Ryan, Alex and Elliot write three brand new comedy short stories every week and submit them to a real-life English teacher for grading. If you love comedy podcasts and funny stories we'd love it if you gave us a quick listen. If you like the podcast, please rate us on whatever app you find us on, it would be very helpful for us. Thank you. Ryan, Alex, Elliot and Mr Teacher. Socials:Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcastTwitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_podTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcWebsite: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions Get in touch:Email - smallfictions@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Disgraceful prose from Alex, disturbing stuff from Elliot and Ryan gets robbed again.Best mates Ryan, Alex and Elliot write three brand new comedy short stories every week and submit them to a real-life English teacher for grading. If you love comedy podcasts and funny stories we'd love it if you gave us a quick listen. If you like the podcast, please rate us on whatever app you find us on, it would be very helpful for us. Thank you. Ryan, Alex, Elliot and Mr Teacher. Socials:Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcastTwitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_podTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcWebsite: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions Get in touch:Email - smallfictions@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mr Teacher joins the writers live this week in a change to the format. Will the guys wither and cry in the face of his criticism? This week's episode is about plagiarising each other's stories.Best mates Ryan, Alex and Elliot write three brand new comedy short stories every week and submit them to a real-life English teacher for grading. If you love comedy podcasts and funny stories we'd love it if you gave us a quick listen. If you like the podcast, please rate us on whatever app you find us on, it would be very helpful for us. Thank you. Ryan, Alex, Elliot and Mr Teacher. Socials:Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcastTwitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_podTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcWebsite: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions Get in touch:Email - smallfictions@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.