Week 50 – Booze, Boobs, Blood, & Blow. Don’t need no lords-a-leapin’.
Week 49 – It’s Technically Possible That I’ll Be Home for Christmas. Although unlikely.
Week 48 – Santa Had a Heart Attack. It’s not all that surprising when you’re that old and fat.
Week 47 – Davey’s Sunken Hell. Bottoms up till bottoms out.
Week 46 – Lied von der Grundelschnük. Poison in its fang will paralyze its prey alive while it eats.
Week 45 – Bloviating in the Wind. Or whatever don’t.
Week 44 – Evil Will Prevail. What a time to be alive!