Smersh Pod

Smersh Pod

The film podcast that does a bit of everything. Hosted by John Rain. <p>Become a member at <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod">https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod</a>.</p> <br /><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

ROCKY with Paul Whitelaw

This week we’ll be going the distance as we prove that as well as terrapins and goldfish, you can also find underdogs hanging around in pet shops. We also bear witness to the only boxing match where it helps if you beat your meat before a fight.Yes, it’s Rocky. Joining me to take a pounding in the ring, is Paul Whitelaw.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

02-17
01:24:20

THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS with David Hoare

This week we’ll be putting our pedal to the metal and finding out just who’s been doing the worst hijacking, Dom Toretto’s gang, or the screenwriters. Yes, it’s The Fast and Furious.Joining me to live life a quarter mile at a time, is Car Boy David Hoare with an H. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

02-10
01:49:46

DUNE with Paul Litchfield

This week we’ll be folding space, Navigating time, and asking KWISATZ HADERACH to give the worm a phone. Yes, it’s DuneAnd joining me to use the voice and ride a big worm is Paul Litchfield.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

02-03
01:24:08

THE PODSUADERS: THE PROTECTORS: A POCKET FULL OF POSIES

In this episode, we'll be solving everything with a nice cuppa and bringing things back down to Eartha... It's The Protectors, who will be investigating 'A Pocket Full of Posies' - with special guest star Ivan Kirby! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

01-28
49:34

TOTAL RECALL with Dr. Dean Burnett and Dan Thomas

This week we’ll be getting our ass to Mars to find out just who’s been meddling with our minds, and just who sells three cupped bras at this time of night. Yes, it’s Total Recall. Joining me to open their mind, is Kuato Dr. Dean Burnett, and Gwat-o Dan Thomas.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

01-27
02:00:13

CLUB CLASSICS: Alita: Battle Angel with Dean Burnett and Dan Thomas

From January 2022! Dean, John and Dan take you to the 26th century to talk about everything in this film, and a lot about Geoff Capes and David Bellamy. This might be the best thing we've all ever done. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

01-20
01:51:44

STAR TREK: GENERATIONS with Paul Litchfield

Welcome to another Star Trek special. This week we’ll be entering the Nexus, a place where time means nothing, and you can go anywhere you want, and have anything your heat desires. So I am hoping it drops me off at Star Trek 2 Yes, it’s Star Trek : Generations.And joining me to tie an energy ribbon round Enterprise B is Paul Litchfield.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

01-13
01:36:33

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL SMERSH POD: VOL: 4

Hello and welcome to SMERSHPOD, I’m your host John Rain. This time for another of our extra special compilation episodes where we’ve taken the very best parts of SMERSHes gone by, edited them together, realised it’s only 3 minutes long, and then sifted through the bin to see how we can bulk out the running time. Today we’re opening up the 2023 SMERSH vault. Over the next 45 minutes you’ll be hearing from galaxies far, far away, heroes from long, long ago, and another set of adjectives to be inserted here in the final script, must check that before recording. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

12-30
52:10

HOME ALONE with Tom Burgess

Welcome to another ChirstSMERSH special. This week we’ll be really getting into the spirit of Christmas by letting a child eat his own weight in chocolate, giving life lessons to an old man, and making some parents feel like utter sh*t.Yes, it’s Home Alone.Joining me to make some bandits wet is Tom Burgess Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

12-23
01:38:00

DIE HARD 2 with Paul Gannon

This week we’ll be finding out just what happens when awful, unscrupulous people take over an airline and cause nothing but fear, panic, terror and chaos, and I’m not talking about Ryanair. Yes, it’s Die Hard 2Joining me to do nude karate while ensuring that his seat is back and his folding trays are in their full upright position, is Paul Gannon. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

12-20
02:03:38

THE PRINCESS BRIDE - with Tom Neenan and Tom Crowley

This week we’ll be looking for true love, lost fathers and six fingers, but enough about those Andre the Giant rumours. Yes, it’s The Princess Bride. Joining me to read a story to a cancelled child, are Tom Neenan and Tom Crowley. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

12-16
01:58:15

SMERSH HITS! LOVE ACTUALLY with Julia Raeside

An archive classic all the way from 2017! Grab a massive glass of Advocaat, down it in one and then pour another: it's the first of three Christmas Smershpod specials! Kicking us off, it's Richard Curtis's 2003 romantic-comedy Love Actually. John is joined by the thoroughly brilliant Guardian TV critic Julia Raeside. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

12-11
01:21:06

END OF DAYS with Dan Thomas

Welcome to a Christsmersh Special!This week we’ll be having no sympathy for the devil, thank you very much, as we try and stop the very worst form of the Millennium Bug - Satan himself. Yes, it’s End of Days.Joining me to link hands, sing Auld Lang Syne and fall on his own sword is Dan Thomas.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

12-09
01:31:21

SMERSH HITS: SANTA CLAUS: THE MOVIE with Natt Tapley

A dip into the archive sack for a Christmas special from 2017!Sit astride your robot reindeer for a never-ending eternal night-flight through 1985's Santa Claus: The Movie. To discuss all things festive and flawed, John is joined by celebrated TV writer and Smershpod fave Nat Tapley Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

12-05
49:50

BRAZIL with Paul Litchfield

This week we’ll be logging in at the ministry and ensuring that all correct paperwork is signed and processed, while maintaining civilised standards of terrorist eradication, all while wearing the correct suit.Yes, it’s Brazil. And In keeping with the rigid parameters set by the powers that be, we will be making sure that all procedures are followed and any mistakes eradicated before commencing the podcast. With that in mind I am delighted that my guest this week is Mr. Saul Witchfield (Paul Litchfield) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

12-02
01:35:47

JURASSIC WORLD with David Hoare

Welcome to another Jurassic Smersh Pod!This week we’ll be going back to the island to find out if it’s a good idea to open a theme park on the site of a major disaster that killed many people. Yes it’s Jurassic World.And joining me to complete the trilogy and get a megasorearse, is David Hoare.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

11-29
01:55:09

DIRTY GRANDPA with Madeleine Brettingham

This week we’ll be finding out what happens if you take Last of the Summer Wine and mix it with equal parts Porkies and late stage Top Gear. Yes, it’s Dirty Grandpa.Joining me to ask What’s up now BRA??, is comedy writer and performer Madeleine Brettingham Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

11-25
01:40:22

STAR TREK VI: THE UNDISCOVERED COUNTRY with Paul Litchfield

Welcome to another Star Trek Special.This week we’ll be taking the absolute peace, and watching on as art imitates life and we witness the slow, sad breakdown of a once mighty force, and I’m not just talking about William Shatner’s wig. They’ll be intrigue, espionage, explosions, and Kirk getting off with a giant sexy bear. Yes, it’s Star Trek 6: The Undiscovered Country. Joining me to give us all his Hamlet as we take one last sad sip of Romulan Ale, is Paul Litchfield. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

11-18
01:18:07

E.T. with Steve Hall

Welcome to Smersh Pod.This week we’ll be recounting the beautiful story of when a small person arrived and touched the World, no it’s not a biopic of Wee Jimmy Krankie. It’s E.T.Joining me to poke things with his glowing digit, is Steve Hall.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

11-11
01:29:24

THE PODSUADERS - JASON KING: A PAGE BEFORE DYING

In this episode, Stephen Graham and I will be donning our leather pants and turning up our shirt cuffs as the archetypal adventure author, Jason King, as he investigates 'A Page Before Dying.’ Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

11-06
01:04:45
I laughed and laughed during your Columbo episode "The Most Crucial Game" and went to find more of your Columbo podcasts, especially since your name is "Columpod" but I couldn't find any more Columbo episodes. Why is that?

Mrs. WiseRat

I laughed and laughed during your Columbo episode "The Most Crucial Game" and went to find more of your Columbo podcasts, especially since your name is "Columpod" but I couldn't find any more Columbo episodes. Why is that?

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I didn't know this film existed.... I wish now I didn't know it existed...

Helen Husselbury

I didn't know this film existed.... I wish now I didn't know it existed...

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