Snarky in the Suburbs

Yay! I have three Dear Snarky letter updates because who doesn’t love an update? In the Peeve arena I go off on the “intensive parenting culture.” Then I calm down for my Observations – sort of. Can you believe fashion gurus are coming for “boomers in yoga pants?” Apparently leggings are aging us. I, for one, am not going to stand for it. The Confession from the Snarky Confessional is about how I was a "Karen" way back in the 90s before there was even a name for it and it all happened at the Emmy Awards. Yes, the Emmys.For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

We’re starting off with a Dear Snarky letter about a mom who way, way, way, overshared her current romantic situation with her daughters. In the Peeve arena I go off on aging. I just want to be allowed to get old and look old. Is that so wrong? My observation is about wool. Trust me it’s not as lame as it sounds. And in the Snarky Confessional I share a tale about marital shenanigans. Yes, it’s juicy. For more Snarky goodness please, please, please, go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Y’all I’ve got a Dear Snarky letter that has me asking myself WTH? Hello, women of a certain age think carefully before you get remarried. In the Peeve department I examine why more and more women are very happily choosing to staysingle. That’s not my peeve. My peeve is why is society surprised by this. My observations are a little odd. I go off on “hair training” and power washers. And in the Snarky Confessional I let it all hang out about how I was secretly a hyper competitive dance mom. Yikes! For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially whena judge gets murdered.

I’m back from vacation and I’ve got to stories to tell. The DearSnarky letter is about a woman who wants to leave her fortune to charity and a big old goose egg to her heirs. In the Peeve arena it’s me. I’m the peeve. I’ve got a really messy Observation and in the Snarky Confessional it’s all about waterparks. For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinklecream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered. 

Yippee it’s Snarky time! I’ve got a Dear Snarky letter from awoman who was pressured to get on a dating site by her daughter and now her daughter doesn’t like the outcome. In the Peeve department I go off on people blaming “participation trophies” for all of the world’s problems. Sigh. Next up I share my observations on Fall Fashions. Spoiler alert – I’m not impressed. Finally, in the Snarky Confession I go deep on a near death experience. Gasp! For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinklecream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially whena judge gets murdered.   

We’re starting off with two mini Dear Snarkies that ponder the questions of why am I thirty and sleeping in a bunk bed and who let the dog out? In the Peeve it’s a two-fer that focuses on “comment phonies” and the “good old day” bandwagon. The observation is a little random but a tad juicy and it’s about HGTV. The Snarky Confession is a wild ride in a 1990 GMC Conversion van. So, you know it’s going to be good. For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texasis a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered. 

Buckle up because this is a rollicking podcast. I’m starting out with three mini Dear Snarkies and we have so much to discuss. So much! Then I head straight to my Peeve and it’s about selling tickets to your wedding – like WTH? My Observations may give you whiplash. There’s five doozies. And just OMG with the Snarky Confession - you may dislike me after you hear it but I’m going to take my chances.  For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my fivefab and funny books a lookie loo.  https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinklecream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the idealbook to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the firstSnarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.  

I’m starting off the pod with three mini–Dear Snarkies. Onefeatures a deathbed confession. OMG. Then I zoom off to my Peeves. I’m sharing three phrases you should never, as in never ever, say. My Observation deals with a new micro trend in the bridal industry – no bridesmaids. Is it because no one wants to go broke being one? Finally, we’re all going to do a little bitof time traveling with the Snarky Confession. It’s the 70s and I’m staging a P.E. coup. For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo.  https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle creamin bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble inTexas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer DanceMom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Welcome back my love bugs! This podcast is packed with deep thoughts. The Dear Snarky letter asks the question when is okay to put your mom on “pause?” In the Peeve y’all I’m over “forced fun.” When do you age out of it? Like shouldn’t it happen sooner than later? The observation is what gets the better outcome: honey vs vinegar? I’m in favor of the combo platter. In the Snarky Confessional brace yourself because you’re the first person outside my family that knows what I’m sharing. Yikes! For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texasis a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

OMG it’s almost an entire episode about my “issues.” Thankfully, there’s three mini-Dear Snarky letters that are not about me. We’ve got problems with friend break-ups, dumpsters and siblings in a wedding. Things start to go off the rails in the Peeve where my daughter shares a hard truth about me and in the Observation department I think I’m cursed with making things weird. The Snarky Confession is another story about my mom interfering in my life. This time when I was afully formed adult.For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble inTexas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble inTexas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’tstop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots.AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered. 

Yippee it’s Snarky Time! This podcast is coming in piping hot with a Dear Snarky letter about a boyfriend wanting to “test” his girlfriend’s relationship suitability with, wait for it, a camping trip. Trust me, it gets worse. So much worse. The Peeve is all about grandparents, the good, the bad, and the ugly. In the Observation department would you ditch your travel companion in coach if you got upgraded to First Class?The Snarky Confessional is a hoot! We travel back to the 70s with a story about my mom and how she went off a teacher who was less than kind to me. It’s quite the tale. For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texasis a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Brace yourself for a rant palooza!!! I start out with three mini Dear Snarky letters that are a cornucopia of stupidity. But that's just the warm up because the rant is coming in strong! I go off like never before on weddings. I'd like to think it's solid gold!In fact, the rant was so immense it eclipsed the Snarky confession. Imagine that! For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Oh, my goodness, I'm clutching my pearls because the Dear Snarky letter asks the question should a 61-year-old-woman settle for a man that’s not exactly gifted in the romance department? In the peeve department I'm tired of people telling me what to do? Just stop – okay?Next up, I have an observation about how luxury handbag dupes are better than ever. This brings me joy as a label hater. Finally, In the Snarky Confessional I go off on Family Reunions. I’ve never been to one that didn’t suck. Last, but never least, is the Snarky Summer Book Club where I give you the deets about Trouble in Texas which is based on my mom. For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble inTexas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble inTexas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’tstop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots.AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

It’s Snarky time and it’s going to be fun! The Dear Snarky letter is actually from someone who’s not crazy- imagine that. It’s from a grandmother who needs our help. In the Peeve Department y’all I hate a cool mom and I’m going to tell you why. My weekly observation focuses on couples trips and we have a Dear Snarky letter update where I admit I was wrong – so wrong. In the Snarky Confessional I tell a tale of being ghosted. Can you imagine someone ghosting me? I seriously can’t. Last but not least, so keep on listening people (don’t you dare ghost me 👻) is my Summer Book Club where I’m go deep on my very first book – “Back to School.” For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texasis a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered. 

This pod is chock-full of goodness! The Dear Snarky letter is from a mother of the bride who accused the groom’s parents of trying to hijack her daughter’s wedding. Spoiler alert – they did no such thing. Moving on to my peeve I’m going off on people, as in anyone over the age of 10, who celebrate their birthday month. Then I squeeze in a rant that just popped into my head about people who still do baby talk. Yuck. My weekly observation is about “forced fun” and that’s what I think the Bezos wedding looked like. I mean c’mon they had a pajama party – please. Finally, I get to my Snarky Confession and it’s that I’ve never been on a girl’s trip!  For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texasis a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered. 

Y’all, I’ve got another Dear Snarky letter where I think this woman’s "mom card" might need to be pulled. Just wait till you hear it. In the peeve arena I’m letting it loose about idiots who get on planes. People either need to do better or stay home. In the Snarky Confessional I have a very unpopular revelation. It’s that I hate summer.  I hate it with every fiber of my being and it all goes back to my childhood.  For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texasis a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered. 

Y’all things are starting off spicy because I’m hot over a Dear Snarky letter. In fact, I don’t know the last time a letter has made me this mad. My peeve is thankfully less dramatic but still irritating. I just read an article about “Fashion No’s” for women over 50 and it’s beyond ridiculous. In the Snarky Confessional I get real about the C word and no it’s not the word you think it is. 😉For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texasis a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered. 

I’ve got a Dear Snarky letter about a wedding planner nightmare and, of course, it involves family. (Sigh.) My peeve is about parenting. People say parents have gotten worse and I say there’s always been parents who have sucked. In the Snarky Confessional I reveal a personality trait that might leave you vastly disappointed. Sorry. For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texasis a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

We’re starting off with a Dear Snarky letter about a divorced mom who tosses her wedding dress into a fire pit and her 20-year-old daughter is burning with rage. The peeve arena is jam packed with rants ranging from “I can see your bra” to “radical honesty.” In the Snarky Confessional it starts with a garage sale and ends in murder (or at least it could end in murder).  For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texasis a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

It’s my 25th podcast! 🎉 I actually thought I wouldn’t make it to number five but here we all are getting our Snarky on. Today I’ve got another letter from a Gen Xer craving a divorce. This woman wants one only after five months of marriage. Yikes! In the peeve department I let loose on three mini peeves starting with the fact that not everyone woman wants to look sexy and by every woman I mean me. Over at the Snarky Confessional I share that I’m now a hoarder. It’s embarrassing but a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do. For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbsThere’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texasis a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.