So Help Me God

Comedians Ethan and Heather talk about growing up in the Christian church and swap lesser known bible stories with each other.

Ep 63 Goodbye, Listeners

So Help Me God says their goodbyes. See you in another life, listeners. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/sohelpmegodpod)

11-15
07:31

Ep 62 Living With Many

This week, Ethan tells a tale of demons and pigs. Heather shares the story of the Fox Sisters. Email your stories at sohelpmegodpodcast@gmail.com! SendUsMasks listener deal.Support the showSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/sohelpmegodpod)

10-26
01:21:51

Ep 61 The Slug Zone

This week, Heather tells the tale of Saul being a hypocrite and seeing a medium in disguise. Ethan shares a story of a youth pastor friend and a girlfriend swap. Email your stories at sohelpmegodpodcast@gmail.com! SendUsMasks listener deal.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/sohelpmegodpod)

10-19
01:19:40

Ep 60 Man, Woman and Child

Good Monday, listeners! This week, Ethan explores the Year of Jubilee mentioned in Leviticus. Heather talks about Indigenous Peoples' Day and the life of Shawnee religious and political figure, Tenskwatawa. SendUsMasks listener deal!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/sohelpmegodpod)

10-12
01:28:33

Ep 59 Innie Energy

This week, Heather tells the story of Saint Francis and the Catholic tradition of blessing your pets. Ethan explores the Christian-ism of testimonials. Email us at sohelpmegodpodcast@gmail.com to have your stories read. Get 50% off your first book at AudioBooksNow.com.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/sohelpmegodpod)

10-05
01:13:01

Ep 58 Hot Young Latina

Ethan tells the story of the Wall of Jericho. Heather shares her thoughts on scary movies. Email us your stories at sohelpmegodpodcast@gmail.com to have it read on the show. Get 50% off your first book at AudioBooksNow.com.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/sohelpmegodpod)

09-28
01:12:24

Ep 57 In The Pocket

Heather talks (and sings) about our favorite wee little man, Zacchaeus. Ethan talks about speaking in tongues. Send your stories to sohelpmegodpodcast@gmail.com and we'll read them on the podcast! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/sohelpmegodpod)

09-21
01:08:20

Ep 56 Car Stuff

Ethan celebrates Back to School with stories of young Jesus causing problems for his teachers. Heather shares her list of "promotion sunday" events held at her church growing up. Email us at sohelpmegodpodcast@gmail.com to get your stories heard.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/sohelpmegodpod)

09-14
50:07

Ep 55 Old Crater

This week, Heather indulges us with a story from American history and Ethan gets pegged in a game of dodgeball by a war vet. We've got listener mail and Ethan's ability to do math is criticized. Send in your stories at sohelpmegodpodcast@gmail.com. Get 50% off your first book at AudioBooksNow.com.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/sohelpmegodpod)

09-07
01:15:43

Ep 54 The Job Table-read

This week, we explore Ethan's imaginative take on the Book of Job with a game of golf between God and Satan. Email us at sohelpmegodpodcast@gmail.com to get your stories read. Get 50% off your first book at AudioBooksNow.com. Get your FREE Express Membership Trial from Instacart. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/sohelpmegodpod)

08-31
59:24

Ep 53 Head of the Household

Heather tells the story of Jeremiah getting thrown in the cistern. Ethan shares his undeniable happenings of a Christian Male Friendship. If you’re enjoying the show please leave a review. Send your stories to sohelpmegodpodcast@gmail.com!Get 50% off your first book at AudioBooksNow.com Get your FREE Express Membership Trial from InstacartSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/sohelpmegodpod)

08-24
01:02:47

Ep 52 Mahogany Monogamy

This week, Ethan tells the unbelievable tales from the Book of Proverbs and Heather shares a checklist for women.  Have a story to share? Email us at sohelpmegodpodcast@gmail.com  Get 50% off your first book at AudioBooksNow.com.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/sohelpmegodpod)

08-17
01:14:37

Ep 51 World Wide Warbler Web

This week, Heather tackles demons and Ethan shares his thoughts on predestination. If you're enjoying the show please rate, review, and subscribe. Email us at sohelpmegodpodcast@gmail.com to get your stories told.  Get 50% off your first book at AudioBooksNow.com.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/sohelpmegodpod)

08-03
01:18:44

Ep 50 It's Their Pleasure

On a very special episode 50, Ethan tells the story of dream interpretations and the severe punishment for getting it wrong. Heather shares a great fear of getting spit on by spewing pastors. And we talk about some of our favorite SHMG moments. Get your 50% off offer from AudioBooksNow! To get your stories heard, email us at sohelpmegodpodcast@gmail.com. Rate! Review! Subscribe!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/sohelpmegodpod)

07-27
01:23:12

Ep 49 I Feel Like A Kangaroo

Heather tells a story from the Good Book of Jezebel putting on her makeup in the midst of a fight. Ethan shares a memory of a pastor sharing too much information about a bride and groom to be.  Email us at sohelpmegodpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Facebook to have your story read. Leave a review to support!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/sohelpmegodpod)

07-20
01:03:18

Ep 48 I Bathe In Pizza

This week on SHMG, Ethan discusses the possibilities (and probably not's) of Jesus's appearance. Heather has a game for Sam, "is this a book of the bible?" Email your stories at sohelpmegodpodcast@gmail.com. Rate! Review! Subscribe!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/sohelpmegodpod)

07-06
59:56

Ep 47 The Gift

This week, Heather and Ethan shake things up and discuss what they learned during a virtual workshop with one of their biggest influencers. To share your stories, please email us at sohelpmegodpodcast@gmail.com or dm us on Facebook. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/sohelpmegodpod)

06-29
01:18:58

Ep. 46 He Said, She Said, Whale Said

Heather tells us about some people who got Jonah'd (swallowed by a whale and lived to smell about it). Ethan shares about the times, plural, that he engaged in the ceremonial act of washing another person's feet. Have you been swallowed by a whale? Have you practiced footwashing? Would you let Ted Danson wash your feet? Let us know by emailing us at sohelpmegodpodcast@gmail.com or dm us at facebook.com/sohelpmegodpodcast.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/sohelpmegodpod)

06-22
01:14:14

Ep 45 Frank Synopsis

Ethan takes us back to bizarre times as he tells us about a jealous pope living in the 9th century. Heather brings up the burning question on every church kids' mind: "If I had gotten saved later in life would I have had more fun in my younger years?"Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/sohelpmegodpod)

06-15
01:09:14

Ep 44 Horse Success

On SHMG, Heather changes course and tells folklore about magical toads. Ethan shares a story from his teen years at "persecution night".Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/sohelpmegodpod)

06-08
54:30

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