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Author: Zaharoula Katsikis & Crystan Weaver

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Welcome to "Sorry to Waste Your Time", a disjointed stream of consciousness podcast hosted by best friends Crystan and Zaharoula. Since 2017, they've had front row seats to each others romantic atrocities, career successes (and failures), poor decision-making, and a hilariously unhinged journey through living and dating in sobriety. Now in their 30's, STWYT is a reflection of those painfully hilarious moments and an attempt to not repeat the same mistakes. Join them every Wednesday wherever you listen as they navigate the complexities of their mundane yet extraordinary lives and try not to waste everyone's time. 

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Call Me By Your Kink

Call Me By Your Kink

2021-01-1547:21

Welcome to the gauntlet known as 2021, where the bar is set very low. Take a seat with Crystan and Zaharoula as they summersault straight into the new year with a fresh episode of Sorry To Waste Your Time. Join the ladies as they roast the hell out of Timothée Chalame,  dish on spicy pop culture tea, mental health, the never ending pandemic and how 2021 will *really really really* be their year this time.New year, same podcast. 
When Crystan is away, Zaharoula and guest host Sarah will talk shit about your dating profiles...and play. This week we take a deep dive into dating app mistakes that forces you to swipe left faster than a toupee in a wind storm. Come on in and join us as we help you navigate your way through Hurricane season- because no one has time for Tropical Storm Chad.HostsZarahoula Katsikis & Crystan WeaverSocials@sorrytowasteyourtime@wdk_network Find Us Here! Spotify: https://sptfy.com/5dn0YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7pYzj8KGzpqL9she003PaQWant to be part of the show? Contact us! DM - @sorrytowastyourtimeEmail - wdknetwork@gmail.com
Our God Does The Robot

Our God Does The Robot

2020-09-2501:10:14

This week on Sorry to Waste Your Time, Zaharoula and Crystan discuss various pop culture hot topics. Between Cardi B’s divorce, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and the French Film Cuties, the girls dig deeper and find themselves discussing heavy situations. ***trigger warning *****This weeks episode contains discussions about sexual assault and rape and may be hard to hear. Please listen with caution. 
7 + 5 =  Hotdogs

7 + 5 = Hotdogs

2020-09-1801:06:59

Crystan and Zaharoula are joined this week by a very special guest, Brian Davis, and are making a very special announcement! After the exciting news, they also discuss who would survive longest on a desert island, pitch a dating show for Z, and circle back to the dreaded hotdog argument.
Hey friends! Crystan and Zak are back this week to give unsolicited suggestions in a new segment called “Sorry for the Sh*tty Advice”.  They also debate the proper way to sit, how to sleep on an airplane, and Crystan teaches everyone about the Avril Lavigne Conspiracy of 2003.
The One Before The One

The One Before The One

2020-08-2845:46

Crystan & Zaharoula are BACK, and as always, late. On this episode of Sorry to Waste Your Time, we talk about being the ill fated “one, before the one”, post-quarantine dating etiquette, and how to resurrect the Year of the Thot. Come on in & join us as we chat about how to navigate the shit year known as 2020- its sure to be messy.
In An Isolationship

In An Isolationship

2020-05-0833:24

This week on Sorry to Waste Your Time, Crystan and Zaharoula catch everyone up to speed on their new quarantine life and the troubles in paradise it has caused. From discovering new, annoying traits about the people to you love, to FaceTime dates with strangers, life is all but normal. And on a lighter note, they end the conversation with the topic of religion. Stay safe, and hopefully Coronavirus will soon stop wasting everyone’s time.  
On today’s episode of Sorry to Waste Your Time, Crystan, Zac, and their very special guest, best friend, and life partner, Hannah, join them to talk everything love and relationships. From enneagrams to love languages, all the way to getting ghosted....again. The doctors are in, and it’s thrice the fun.
On this weeks very special episode of Sorry to Waste Your Time, our guest is Casey Weaver, otherwise known as Crystan’s older, saner, wiser sister. Join us as we discuss vaginas, terrible Christmas presents, the curious case of men and their lack of feelings, and saying the first “ I love you”s. 
On this weeks episode of Sorry to Waste Your Time, Zac and Crystan talk about the impending joy (or doom) of the holidays and how to survive them without killing everyone while also fighting that inevitable seasonal depression. Strap in everyone, It’s a fun one.
Happy Hallo-KWEEN our ghosts & ghouls. Welcome to Sorry to Waste Your Time, we’re back after a long hiatus because October was very busy. On this episode, we talk the hard truth about getting ghosted in the dating scene- what that looks/feels like and our own personal experiences with it, and discuss the importance of equal energy exchange.
Welcome to a very special breakup edition of Sorry to Waste Your Time! Crystan and Zac are joined by their hilarious and (very) honest friend Sarah to discuss everything breakups. From strange texts from our exes, post-breakup therapies, to how going back to an ex NEVER works, we dive deep into our past lives and let bygones be BYE, gone.
This week on Sorry to a Waste Your Time, Zac and Crystan discuss the #NotMyAriel controversy, the pay gap surrounding US Women’s Soccer, a new favorite podcast, and play the ultimate questions for couples game...again.
Crystan and Zac kick off season two of Sorry to Waste Your Time by discussing what we’ve been up to since we ended season one, the importance of pride (not just in the month of June), the Flint Town docu-series, and played the ultimate game of questions for couples. Welcome back mother f****rs.
Zac and Crystan spend this week discussing texts from our ex’s, gay- we mean, game of thrones, playing the strangest game of “Would You Rather”, and mostly just talking some good ole' shit. 
The Tale Of Pooparoula

The Tale Of Pooparoula

2019-04-0847:53

After a two week hiatus, Zac & Crystan make their way back to their trusty couch to sit crooked and talk straight (well, half straight). Relax and listen in as they discuss fecal horror stories, middle school dad bods, cows losing their milking virginity’s, and MMA fighting animals.
Welcome to episode 7, where Crystan and Zac talk about the highly anticipated new season of Queer Eye, their 2019 bucket lists, celebrity counter parts, lisps, sixty-nineing, and magic. It’s a wild one.
Join us this week for a very late 6th episode of Sorry to Waste Your Time as we discuss Vanderpump Rules, play a game of “This or That”, spill secrets, and talk about the actual nightmare that is Tinder.
Crystan and Zac get into their first fight this week while debating the hard questions as well as discuss childhood crushes, Dale Earnhardt Jrs sex appeal, and what their superpower would be if they were part of the Umbrella Academy.
Zac & Crystan get real and talk about the controversy around Jussie Smollet and LGBT issues, Oscars drama, Pokemon, plus a quick game of Q&A to lighten the mood. 
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