Space Junk

Yesterday's Newspaper features special guest Charlie Sturgeon and is the ninth part in a series of sketches collectively called Space Junk.Rest assured, new episodes of The Quest Inn at the Centre of the Universe aren't too far away. Until then, sit tight and please remember to wash your hands after handling this poodcast.Written and performed by Tom Fahey, Charlie Sturgeon, Mog Thistlethwaite and Beau Windon.Music and ambience by Soul Doubt.Released on: September 30th, 2018Sound Effects courtesy of Freesound.org"birds in a farm.wav" by tagigobaso, "Restaurant Ambience.wav" by lizellekleynhans, "Splat and Crunch" by FoolBoyMedia, "remix 2 of 165744__peterhil__clothoid-1s-imag.flac" and "random sine bleeps 1960's sci-fi.wav" by Timbre are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 3.0 Unported License."Ambience_BlackHole_00.wav" by LittleRobotSoundFactory, "LightningCrash.wav" by NoiseNoir, "sarahbuzzer.mp3" by nofeedbak, "Disappointed_Crowd" by unchaz, "Fireplace.wav" by juskiddink, "20070103RummagingThroughRecyclingBinNR.wav" by daveincamas, "Ambience, London Street, A.wav" by InspectorJ, "nadeldrucker4.wav" by system_fm, and "Dialup.mp3" by Jlew are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License.Recorded and produced by Potato Revolution.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The vacuum of space is a cold and lonely place...You float untethered in the cockpit of your dead ship. The artificial gravity gave up weeks ago, and you wonder when it will be your turn. In your attempt to stave off the darker thoughts, you try to recall lyrics from old pop songs you remember from childhood...And you may ask yourselfWhat is that beautiful house?And you may ask yourselfWhere does that highway go to?And you may ask yourselfAm I right? Am I wrong?And you may say yourself, "My God! What have I done?"Half-eaten Pizza Slice features special guest Charlie Sturgeon and is the eighth part in what can probably now be considered a regular old full-sized series of sketches collectively called Space Junk.Written and performed by Tom Fahey, Charlie Sturgeon, Mog Thistlethwaite and Beau Windon.Music and ambience by Soul Doubt.Released on: September 23rd, 2018Sound Effects courtesy of Freesound.org"Squeaky chair.wav" by Jacdutoit, "remix 2 of 165744__peterhil__clothoid-1s-imag.flac" and "random sine bleeps 1960's sci-fi.wav" by Timbre are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 3.0 Unported License."Slimy Pasta Stir.wav" by duckduckpony, "Medium Wind" by kangaroovindaloo, "nadeldrucker4.wav" by system_fm, and "Dialup.mp3" by Jlew are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License.Recorded and produced by Potato Revolution.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The vacuum of space is a cold and lonely place...You wish you'd brought a magazine.Dirty Fork features special guest Charlie Sturgeon and is the seventh part in the slighter-longer-than-expected mini-series of sketches collectively called Space Junk.Written and performed by Tom Fahey, Charlie Sturgeon, Mog Thistlethwaite and Beau Windon.Music and ambience by Soul Doubt.Released on: September 16th, 2018Sound Effects courtesy of Freesound.org"BRITISH PHONE.aif" by vedas, "remix 2 of 165744__peterhil__clothoid-1s-imag.flac" and "random sine bleeps 1960's sci-fi.wav" by Timbre are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 3.0 Unported License."Footsteps, Concrete, A.wav" by InspectorJ, "Kocking door and open door.wav" by rivernile7, "Cassette Tape Hiss no NR 080228.wav" by BoilingSand, "Pub Ambience.wav" by Benboncan, "A000010.wav" by Omar Alvarado, "Dial.wav" by CGEffex, "nadeldrucker4.wav" by system_fm, and "Dialup.mp3" by Jlew are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License.Recorded and produced by Potato Revolution.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The vacuum of space is a cold and lonely place...Upon seeing your reflection in the window, you think it strange that you don't remember carving that "x" in your forehead. You trace the scabbed wound with with a finger, it's no hallucination. That old film where Sam Neil goes to hell in a spaceship crosses your mind. You wonder if Event Horizon was an R-rated remake of Disney's The Black Hole. There weren't any robots in Event Horizon. Were there robots in Hellraiser? You wish you had the internet. IMDB would solve this conundrum once and for all...Broken TV features special guest Charlie Sturgeon and is the sixth part in the slighter-longer-than-expected mini-series of sketches collectively called Space Junk.Written and performed by Tom Fahey, Charlie Sturgeon, Mog Thistlethwaite and Beau Windon.Music and ambience by Soul Doubt.Released on: September 9th, 2018Sound Effects courtesy of Freesound.org"Office ambience.mp3" by Nightwatcher98, "remix 2 of 165744__peterhil__clothoid-1s-imag.flac" and "random sine bleeps 1960's sci-fi.wav" by Timbre are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 3.0 Unported License."sh_shop_door_bell_openclose.wav" by shall555, "nadeldrucker4.wav" by system_fm, and "Dialup.mp3" by Jlew are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License.Recorded and produced by Potato Revolution.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The vacuum of space is a cold and lonely place...Face it, you're going to die out here. Sorry.Banana Peel featuring special guest Charlie Sturgeon is the fifth part in the slighter-longer-than-expected mini-series of sketches collectively called Space Junk.Written and performed by Tom Fahey, Charlie Sturgeon, Mog Thistlethwaite and Beau Windon.Music and ambience by Soul Doubt.Released on: September 2nd, 2018Sound Effects courtesy of Freesound.org"Magazine Pages.wav" by AryaNotStark, "BRITISH PHONE.aif" by vedas, "remix 2 of 165744__peterhil__clothoid-1s-imag.flac" and "random sine bleeps 1960's sci-fi.wav" by Timbre are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 3.0 Unported License. "Kocking door and open door.wav" by rivernile7, "soft_running2.aif" by ddohler, "20070103RummagingThroughRecyclingBinNR.wav" by daveincamas, "Dial.wav" by CGEffex, "A000010.wav" by Omar Alvarado, "nadeldrucker4.wav" by system_fm, "Beep_Sequence_05.wav" by AlienXXX and "Dialup.mp3" by Jlew are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License.Recorded and produced by Potato Revolution.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The vacuum of space is a cold and lonely place...The food processing unit has been laughing at you again. You try to reason with it, to find out why, but all it gives you is nutrition bars. You've drawn a family of cats on your left hand. At least those guys are on your side. There was something you were supposed to be doing... if only you could remember what it was. Static from the barely functioning radio receiver washes over you and it all becomes clear... you are the universe. The stars seem brighter than usual. You gaze at them and wonder why...Old Sock is the fourth part in a mini-series of sketches collectively called Space Junk.Written and performed by Tom Fahey, Indiana Kiely, Mog Thistlethwaite and Beau Windon.Music and ambience by Soul Doubt.Released on: August 26th, 2018Sound Effects courtesy of Freesound.org"crashing_in_the_alley.1.mp3" by secretagentgel is licensed under a Sampling Plus 1.0 License."remix 2 of 165744__peterhil__clothoid-1s-imag.flac" and "random sine bleeps 1960's sci-fi.wav" by Timbre are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 3.0 Unported License."nadeldrucker4.wav" by system_fm, "Ambient battle noise: swords and shouting" by pfranzen, "Beep_Sequence_05.wav" by AlienXXX and "Dialup.mp3" by Jlew are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License.Recorded and produced by Potato Revolution.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The vacuum of space is a cold and lonely place...You've become numb to your surroundings. What is real? You can no longer tell where your body ends and the spacesuit begins.This can only be a dream. With social interaction a distant memory, what will you do if someone does find you? Will you even know? Your thoughts bounce between the walls of the ship's hull. Pressing your face on the cold glass that separates you from oblivion, you search the stars for answers. Somewhere behind you the barely functioning radio receiver crackles. Are the voices real or an extension of the madness you know is setting in. You close your eyes and listen...Tin Can is the third part in a mini-series of sketches collectively called Space Junk.Written and performed by Tom Fahey, Indiana Kiely, Mog Thistlethwaite and Beau Windon.Music and ambience by Soul Doubt.Released on: August 19th, 2018Sound Effects courtesy of Freesound.org"BRITISH PHONE.aif" by vedas, and "remix 2 of 165744__peterhil__clothoid-1s-imag.flac" and "random sine bleeps 1960's sci-fi.wav" by Timbre are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 3.0 Unported License."nadeldrucker4.wav" by system_fm, "Dial.wav" by CGEffex, "A000010.wav" by Omar Alvarado, and "Dialup.mp3" by Jlew are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License.Recorded and produced by Potato Revolution.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The vacuum of space is a cold and lonely place...How long have you been out here? Weeks? Months? Time no longer has meaning. You peer through the porthole at the endless starfield and hope that maybe you'll recognise a constellation. The barely functioning radio receiver crackles as it tries to find a signal in the white noise. Pressing your ear against the speaker, you pray for something... anything...Bottle is the second part in a mini-series of sketches collectively called Space Junk.Written and performed by Tom Fahey, Indiana Kiely, Mog Thistlethwaite and Beau Windon.Music and ambience by Soul Doubt.Released on: August 12th, 2018Sound Effects courtesy of Freesound.org"BRITISH PHONE.aif" by vedas, "remix 2 of 165744__peterhil__clothoid-1s-imag.flac" and "random sine bleeps 1960's sci-fi.wav" by Timbre, "summer ambience" by waweee, "Restaurant Ambience.wav" by lizellekleynhans, "birds in a farm.wav" by tagigobaso, "32_98.WAV" by pierrecartoons1979, "Squeaky chair.wav" by Jacdutoit, "helicopterPassage_28sec.wav" by lorenzosu, "alarm 003.wav" by cydon, "alert.wav" by danielnieto7, and "Popping popcorn" by BiancaBothaPure are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 3.0 Unported License."nadeldrucker4.wav" by system_fm, "Dial.wav" by CGEffex, "A000010.wav" by Omar Alvarado, "Dialup.mp3" by Jlew, "Beep_Sequence_05.wav" by AlienXXX, and "Ambience, London Street, A.wav" by InspectorJ are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License.Recorded and produced by Potato Revolution.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The vacuum of space is a cold and lonely place...Forgotten and alone, your derelict ship drifts aimlessly in the darkness. Your only company, and last defence against the maddening silence, is the barely functioning radio receiver. Pressing your ear against the speaker, you listen closely and hope for help to drift your way...Plastic Bag is the first part in a mini-series of sketches collectively called Space Junk.Written and performed by Tom Fahey, Indiana Kiely, Mog Thistlethwaite and Beau Windon.Music and ambience by Soul Doubt.Released on: August 5th, 2018Sound Effects courtesy of Freesound.org"remix 2 of 165744__peterhil__clothoid-1s-imag.flac", "random sine bleeps 1960's sci-fi.wav", "Very digital sweep.wav" and "remix of 87569__FreqMan__G_1J_Mower_Dies_Tweaked_2.mp3" by Timbre, "Splat and Crunch" by FoolBoyMedia, "BRITISH PHONE.aif" by vedas, "Milking Goats_1-2.aif" by ChristiKuhn, and "7~Rod Pump-short.wav" by KGJones are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 3.0 Unported License."nadeldrucker4.wav" by system_fm, "Boiling Geothermal Mud" by SDLx, "Crisps_open & crunching.wav" by ancorapazzo, "Medium Wind" by kangaroovindaloo, "Dial.wav" by CGEffex, "A000010.wav" by Omar Alvarado, and "Dialup.mp3" by Jlew is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License.Recorded and produced by Potato Revolution.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★