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Author: Molly Wizenberg and Matthew Amster-Burton

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Every week on Spilled Milk, writers/comedians Molly Wizenberg and Matthew Amster-Burton start with a food-related topic, from apples to winter squash, and run with it as far as they can go—and, regrettably, sometimes further.
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Apparently Matthew and Molly accept vegetable cakes as a concept so they immediately dive right into a cheesecakecarrotcakechuckanutbayslice with conical rasps and dreams of strong greavy. After their sense of wonder is reawakened, they realize that carriot cake is very necessary for all such as delight therin and are so served.Note: Producer Abby edited this episode under duress. My Mother’s Passion Cake,Molly wrote about this recipe from Bon Appetit / Epicurious Yossy Arefi's Snacking Cake Carrot CakeMatthew's Now but Wow! - MSPAINT, Post-American Support Spilled Milk Podcast!Molly's SubstackMatthew's Bands: Early to the Airport and Twilight DinersProducer Abby's WebsiteListen to our spinoff show Dire DesiresJoin our reddit
Episode 636: Meringue

Episode 636: Meringue

2024-03-0742:25

Close your windows and put on your mechanical gumshoes because we're talking Meringue today! We're totally stable as we recount the meringues of our youth, share our 7 minute in heaven dreams and (barely) avoid weeping all over the matrix before confessing our true thoughts on tasting menus. Cocoa Nib Pavlovas from Orangette Alice Medrich’s recipe for Meringue mushrooms Chewy Gooey Crispy Crunchy by Alice Medrich Support Spilled Milk Podcast!Molly's SubstackMatthew's Bands: Early to the Airport and Twilight DinersProducer Abby's WebsiteListen to our spinoff show Dire DesiresJoin our reddit
Today we confront our taste memories of steaming food to see if they deserve their bad reputation. We provide invisible jokes, fragrant scents and forgotten Simpsons characters to decide what steams and what doesn't.  Not Available Elsewhere. Bears and School Principals Sold Separately.  Matthew's Now but Wow! - Cleat Cute, Meryl Wilsner Support Spilled Milk Podcast!Molly's SubstackMatthew's Bands: Early to the Airport and Twilight DinersProducer Abby's WebsiteListen to our spinoff show Dire DesiresJoin our reddit
Episode 634: Hot Honey

Episode 634: Hot Honey

2024-02-2230:39

Today we're sticky like Pooh Bear as we engage in some Christmas foreplay and hop on the swicy train. We like to bring about taste solutions through proprietary blends as we make prank calls without punch lines while tasting some Mike's hard honey. Eventually, we become overfull of feelings when Molly says the most disgusting thing of the past century. Hot Honey from Food52Paulie Gee'sMilk DrunkEmily the CookbookPaper Plane CocktailMolly's Now but Wow! - Society of the Snow on Netflix Support Spilled Milk Podcast!Molly's SubstackMatthew's Bands: Early to the Airport and Twilight DinersProducer Abby's WebsiteListen to our spinoff show Dire DesiresJoin our reddit
Welcome to the Advent of Love! We are coping with our nostalgia for the holidays by eating Santa's face and recounting thinly veiled Christmas "miracles". We go nuclear as we open one of these live, on the air and are sucked back into Edwardian times. Watch out Bunnicula! The Jacquie Lawson 2023 Edwardian Advent CalendarEater Advent Calendar ArticleBunnicula Support Spilled Milk Podcast!Molly's SubstackMatthew's Bands: Early to the Airport and Twilight DinersProducer Abby's WebsiteListen to our spinoff show Dire DesiresJoin our reddit
Today we confront painful memories and our mixed feelings about mixes as nail our 95 theses of corn muffins to your headphones. We love having our own personal muffin and debate steel vs stone as we play rubbity rubbity with The Muffin Man. Join us at Chowder Fest as we Make it Happen Everybody! Cook’s Illustrated recipeMatthew's Now but Wow! - Vera Wong’s Unsolicited Advice for Murderers, by Jesse Q. Sutanto Support Spilled Milk Podcast!Molly's SubstackMatthew's Bands: Early to the Airport and Twilight DinersProducer Abby's WebsiteListen to our spinoff show Dire DesiresJoin our reddit
Episode 631: Spaghetti

Episode 631: Spaghetti

2024-02-0150:00

Grab some socks and listen up because we're finally doing it. Slick Spaghetti and Dick Trickle are here with Marco Polo and Goldilocks to discuss the memories, history and assumptions about spaghetti. Through injuries and mispronunciations we debate length, thickness and more before diving into the deep end. Spaghetti Salerno recipe hereEpisode 136: Non-Tomato Pasta Sauces Pt. 1Spaghetti and Meatballs by Molly WizenbergA nifty little video by Epicurious.comKikkoman siteThe ClienteleMatthew's Now but Wow! - Pailin’s Thai restaurant dish tier list Support Spilled Milk Podcast!Molly's SubstackMatthew's Bands: Early to the Airport and Twilight DinersProducer Abby's WebsiteListen to our spinoff show Dire DesiresJoin our reddit
Today we present our picks and our anti-picks, our rants and our raves as we discuss our highs and our lows of food packaging. As we encounter bags that blow, tubes, cartons, pouches, containers and lids we myth bust and dream of strongly worded emails to manufacturers. Support Spilled Milk Podcast!Molly's SubstackMatthew's Bands: Early to the Airport and Twilight DinersProducer Abby's WebsiteListen to our spinoff show Dire DesiresJoin our reddit
We're doing it right now as we continue apace learning everything there is to know about Ritz crackers and some things that maybe we wish we didn't. Through mergers, horizontal acquisitions and cracker bandits we become Loose-Wiles as we apply for Canadian citizenship and propose a new entry in the PEFP canon. snackworks.comMatthew's Now but Wow! - Black People Love Paramore podcast Support Spilled Milk Podcast!Molly's SubstackMatthew's Bands: Early to the Airport and Twilight DinersProducer Abby's WebsiteListen to our spinoff show Dire DesiresJoin our reddit
Happy 14th Birthday to us! Today we celebrate by rolling back the rocher as we discuss these luxurious hollow spheres of chocolate. Our party is full of ambassadors, tycoons and wet rocks as we aim for attainable extravagance and end up prolonging the holiday season. Episode 623: NutellaYoutube video about how they’re madeHow Ferrero Rocher chocolates were inspired by the Virgin MaryHow Ferrero Rocher Became a Status Symbol for Immigrant Families“ambassador’s party” adMolly's Now but Wow! - It’s a Holiday Soul Party, Sharon King & the Dap-Kings (2015) Support Spilled Milk Podcast!Molly's SubstackMatthew's Bands: Early to the Airport and Twilight DinersProducer Abby's WebsiteListen to our spinoff show Dire DesiresJoin our reddit
Today your Loaded Hosts discuss soup dupes, shiny toast and the problem with cloning as they learn about this new fry format. They teeter at the edge of America before breaking into song, debating potato vs corn chip and learning the true meaning of "vitriol" and "caustic". 17 Loaded Fries That Are Better Than A BoyfriendKimchi FriesMatthew's Now but Wow! - 駅周辺の風景 on YouTube.  Support Spilled Milk Podcast!Molly's SubstackMatthew's Bands: Early to the Airport and Twilight DinersProducer Abby's WebsiteListen to our spinoff show Dire DesiresJoin our reddit
Episode 626: Pecans

Episode 626: Pecans

2023-12-2839:01

Today we go back to the playground and are drawn awry by peanuts, almonds and oh yeah, pecans. We discuss these smooth, handsome husks before droops show up (yet again) and we decide on the approved textures of goo. Eventually we realize our credenzas are burning before making some kitchen resolutions like a couple of twig girdlers. A filbert weevil on an acorn capMolly's Now but Wow! - A Substack newsletter by Métis storyteller Chris La Tray, called “An Irritable Métis”One-Sentence Journal: Short Poems and Essays from the World at Large by Chris La TrayToasted Pecan-Caramel Shortbread Support Spilled Milk Podcast!Molly's SubstackMatthew's Bands: Early to the Airport and Twilight DinersProducer Abby's WebsiteListen to our spinoff show Dire DesiresJoin our reddit Support Spilled Milk Podcast!Molly's SubstackMatthew's Bands: Early to the Airport and Twilight DinersProducer Abby's WebsiteListen to our spinoff show Dire DesiresJoin our reddit
Episode 625: Gyros

Episode 625: Gyros

2023-12-2138:42

Listen as we google things and cry while discussing meat stacks, gyroscopes and diphthongs before encountering Conair confusions and delicious babies. We create new, exciting segments as we miss debunking opportunities and beg you not to @ us.  Circe by Madeline MillerSideways Appliances Matthew's Now but Wow! - Chinese Menu by Grace Lin Support Spilled Milk Podcast!Molly's SubstackMatthew's Bands: Early to the Airport and Twilight DinersProducer Abby's WebsiteListen to our spinoff show Dire DesiresJoin our reddit Support Spilled Milk Podcast!Molly's SubstackMatthew's Bands: Early to the Airport and Twilight DinersProducer Abby's WebsiteListen to our spinoff show Dire DesiresJoin our reddit
Today we get out our church keys as we wade through slag tanks and a variety of varieties before getting some screw action. We share memories of Hollywood poolsides, debunk rumors, flout protocol and reveal the surprise cure for all feelings. Episode 391: PineappleGrape stomping videoEMERGENCY BEAK OF THE WEEK - Little GrebeMolly's Now but Wow: Real Americans by Rachel Khong Support Spilled Milk Podcast!Molly's SubstackMatthew's Bands: Early to the Airport and Twilight DinersProducer Abby's WebsiteListen to our spinoff show Dire DesiresJoin our reddit Support Spilled Milk Podcast!Molly's SubstackMatthew's Bands: Early to the Airport and Twilight DinersProducer Abby's WebsiteListen to our spinoff show Dire DesiresJoin our reddit
Episode 623: Nutella

Episode 623: Nutella

2023-12-0748:15

Today we're extra remote as we encounter breakfast situations, Oktoberfest memories and brown flavors. Part of this complete episode: spreadable spreads, fancy candy, computer air and The Sad, The Vaguely Menacing and The Unrelatable. Pietro Ferrero Matthew's Now but Wow! - Nishiogi Sanpo, by Masaya Meguro Support Spilled Milk Podcast!Molly's SubstackMatthew's Bands: Early to the Airport and Twilight DinersProducer Abby's WebsiteListen to our spinoff show Dire DesiresJoin our reddit Support Spilled Milk Podcast!Molly's SubstackMatthew's Bands: Early to the Airport and Twilight DinersProducer Abby's WebsiteListen to our spinoff show Dire DesiresJoin our reddit
What is going on? Did we grow up? What is does it mean to "get juiced"? These questions and more remain unanswered as we taste crankberry juice, confront our fear of sourness and risk every kind of ulcer. We get cosmopolitan as we discover the world's worst shower head and scream a few more times than usual. Episode 1: Fried Eggs Episode 419: Fried Eggs Revisited Support Spilled Milk Podcast!Molly's SubstackMatthew's Bands: Early to the Airport and Twilight DinersProducer Abby's WebsiteListen to our spinoff show Dire DesiresJoin our reddit Support Spilled Milk Podcast!Molly's SubstackMatthew's Bands: Early to the Airport and Twilight DinersProducer Abby's WebsiteListen to our spinoff show Dire DesiresJoin our reddit
We get off to a rocky start as we treat a fever and wish listeners a Happy American Thanksgiving! We praise, then eventually blame, Producer Abby as we taste this bitter, sweet, medicinal bark soda and reveal some unpopular confessions. After stripping thyme we then debate the best uses of cock. Liquid Intelligence by Dave ArnoldMolly's Now but Wow! -“Who’s Afraid of a Spatchcocked Chicken?” by C. Pam Zhang Support Spilled Milk Podcast!Molly's SubstackMatthew's Bands: Early to the Airport and Twilight DinersProducer Abby's WebsiteListen to our spinoff show Dire DesiresJoin our reddit Support Spilled Milk Podcast!Molly's SubstackMatthew's Bands: Early to the Airport and Twilight DinersProducer Abby's WebsiteListen to our spinoff show Dire DesiresJoin our reddit
Today we cement our legacy with an update on The Fruit on The Bottom Yogurt Challenge as we mark the perimeter of this episode. We chase trailing vines, bog bodies and sauce for the pilgrims as we shrug it out before being pumped from the bed.   Episode 564: Dried Fruit ShowdownEpisode 256: Holiday CookiesCranberry streusel shortbread barsCranberry Upside-Down CakeMatthew's Now but Wow! - Get Offset podcast + nisebelle Youtube Channel Support Spilled Milk Podcast!Molly's SubstackMatthew's Bands: Early to the Airport and Twilight DinersProducer Abby's WebsiteListen to our spinoff show Dire DesiresJoin our reddit Support Spilled Milk Podcast!Molly's SubstackMatthew's Bands: Early to the Airport and Twilight DinersProducer Abby's WebsiteListen to our spinoff show Dire DesiresJoin our reddit
Today we're keeping it real and wondering why are we doing this topic. After excessive hypotheticals, cake stands and keg stands, we (of course) bring up Singles (yet again) and flip the lid and squirt. We discuss Cold War metaphors and Winona Ryder before ultimately deciding to plug it up. Planet Money: Episode 253: Gold Standard, R.I.P.Spiced Pineapple Upside-Down Cake The Butter Battle BookMolly's Now but Wow! - Real Americans, by Rachel Khong Support Spilled Milk Podcast!Molly's SubstackMatthew's Bands: Early to the Airport and Twilight DinersProducer Abby's WebsiteListen to our spinoff show Dire DesiresJoin our reddit Support Spilled Milk Podcast!Molly's SubstackMatthew's Bands: Early to the Airport and Twilight DinersProducer Abby's WebsiteListen to our spinoff show Dire DesiresJoin our reddit
Hey! Today we're punchy as we debate moisture levels and encounter water buffalos, naked chefs and bears. Hey! We have errands to run and whey baths to avoid as we pull and lop, pull and lop. Hey! Matthew's Whatcha Snackin? - HBAF injeolmi almondsMatthew's Now but Wow - Becky Selengut’s Field to Fork podcastEpisode #9 : Queering the Kitchen with Electric Habitat Support Spilled Milk Podcast!Molly's SubstackMatthew's Bands: Early to the Airport and Twilight DinersProducer Abby's WebsiteListen to our spinoff show Dire DesiresJoin our reddit Support Spilled Milk Podcast!Molly's SubstackMatthew's Bands: Early to the Airport and Twilight DinersProducer Abby's WebsiteListen to our spinoff show Dire DesiresJoin our reddit
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Fatem Babaie

hey guys I'm a foreign listener an this episode cheers me up. you're so cool. Thank you ❤️❤️

Aug 26th
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Kenneth Realgo

the girl doesn't want the guy to talk.

Mar 5th
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Tonya Farr

love this podcast, but wish you guys would start cooking together more. love to listen to you guys!

Jan 25th
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Steve M.

Rock and Soul Plaice is the London fish and chips place mentioned.

Oct 29th
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Lori C.

g-strings, penises and strippers. but it's supposed to be celery episode? ummmmm 🤦‍♀️

Apr 8th
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Tracy Murphy Neiman

yeah why don't you just burn all books.

Mar 28th
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Tracy Murphy Neiman

Texas longhorns used to let you throw peanut shells on the floor

Mar 13th
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Bill Baker

just deleted this subscription...turned political. these people are extreme and they dont even know it. Last straw was apologizing for mentioning Little House on prairie, but then talking about song with suggestive title. stick to food and maybe people would stay

Mar 12th
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Lori C.

I keep asking myself why I listen to this podcast cuz... whoa. this episode is mislabeled. icebox cake, while mentioned, was discussed less than cannibalism. no, the attempted humor didn't work.

Mar 8th
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Alexandra Cowells

Molly is so rude. I gotta say, I think I'm done with this show. It's gotten really boring and I really can't stand Molly anymore. She is just insufferable.

Mar 4th
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Malachi WillowWood

*my greek self cringing at the pronunciation of spanakopita*

Jun 1st
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meepyay

I told my mom that it was your 400drth episode and said it was something that I couldn't believe they hadn't done and she geussed PB and J on an unrelated note I made a sourdough starter named Lisa

Aug 30th
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meepyay

Yas sister 💙❤️😍

May 17th
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meepyay

Yas sister 💙❤️😍

May 17th
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Kate Schmeck

Matthew's laughter may have been my favorite part of this

May 8th
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Kate Schmeck

Just diving in and right off the bat I can easily say that a fried egg makes everything better. Even pancakes.

May 8th
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Accordionbabe

Finally all caught up listening. Love the podcast, the discussions, the banter, and the hosts. Glad I found Spilled Milk.

Mar 17th
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Xinchun Li

Love this show! Been listening to it for a while now. Your humor and laughter definitely made my day all the time.

Feb 26th
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dale willi

gives me the giggles

Feb 9th
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Accordionbabe

I'm saving calories by listening to you guys eat. So keep up the great podcast. My life is now much happier and maybe thinner! Very clever and very funny stuff.

Feb 7th
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