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Welcome to Stargatezing with your hosts Kathy and Mary. We watch Stargate and talk about things (Spoiler Alert: We mostly talk about Stargate).
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There's negotiations and trade and surprises and betrayal, but most importantly there's Chief Miles Edward O'Brian! Nice!
A billionaire builds an Asgard! Thor is actually available for once! Mary is cool with being a Borg if it improves her marathon time!
We spend more time talking about dip, Steves, and montages than is probably reasonable. There's some Stargate stuff in there too.
What catches more attention than a gold forehead tattoo? Being a giant man dressed like you just stepped out of the 70s and taking down a bunch of thugs with a large audience of bystanders. In other news, Pete used his stalking skills for good this time.
We're gonna go out on a limb here, but we're pretty anti-suicide and anti-child-labor. Thankfully the SG Atlantis team is too.
Hopeless Teal'c is a sad thing to see, but of course the rest of the team has his back. And Kathy is willing to scare the crap out of people for altruistic purposes so she's got our backs too.
The Earth People and the Athosians don't trust each another. Who could have guessed that? We could. We guessed that.
A devastating war has broken out on a planet. But who cares about all that death and destruction? All that really matters is how it all affects Daniel.
A bunch of stuff happens but none of that is important. All that matters is that we finally learn what happened to the back of Kawalsky's head.
Jack struggles with his new job. Dr. Lee struggles with a giant plant. Some random delegates struggle with negotiations. Ba'al struggles with getting Camulus handed over to him. Life is hard at the SGC.
This episode seems very familiar. Don't they have any A"new"bis ideas?
Oh no! A smoke monster! No, not that one from lost. No, not that one from an upcoming episode of Stargate Atlantis. A different one. Secretly made from slime instead of smoke.
We've made some new friends, so does it really matter that we've released a terrible scourge on the galaxy?
Meet John Sheppard. He likes Antarctica and ferris wheels! He's got a magic gene and magic security clearance. He's the Jack of Pegasus! OMG OMG It's Stargate Atlantis time!
Thanks to Assisting Editor, Greoffrey!
Thor defrosts Jack! Fifth builds a girlfriend! The Goa'uld plot is totally sidelined! All versions of Pete suck!
Fifth is displeased with Sam. Yu is displeased with snacks. Weir and Daniel are displeased with everything. But Sam and Teal'c are very pleased with donuts and a few rounds of Truth or Dare...we assume.
Teal'c and Bratac get betrayed by yet another "rebel jaffa" who is not actually a rebel jaffa. Jack does pretty much all the things you'd expect him to do based on what happened the last time he put his face in some alien tech. But in actual news, Sam gets to be in command while Hammond and Pwalter head to the front lines together! Daniel is around somewhere doing stuff too.
1Life Advice from Mary and Kathy: Watch "Pigs in Space." Don't eat a whole box of donuts. Don't shave sideways. Clean your phone often. Watch this episode of "Stargate SG1" because it's finally good again.
The boring episode of boringness that we bored our way through.
"Silence of the Lambs" meets "The X-Files." But stupid. And boring.
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lol just make beer batter bread. Even the coffee flavor would work if you lean into it
Kurt should guest star each episode, just yelling hello to Coconut