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Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irrelevant charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?
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Everybody F*ckin'

Everybody F*ckin'

2020-05-2515:53

The boys give an update on the next WILD Patreon exclusive interview and then sit down for a very high brow conversation about nuttin in the butt, some philosophizing on girls that type in all lowercase, a deep dive into some of the worst (best?) rap lyrics in history, and much more. Want the full episode? Become a patron! http://www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod
71: Boner Cam

71: Boner Cam

2020-05-2001:10:11

The boys chop it up about Michael's new favorite porn and dudes that jerk off at the library before getting in to a conversation about how to handle critical people on the internet and when to just block someone. Plus a listener writes in about foot underwear, so you know 2fine has opinions. This is still a science podcast. Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off when you use the promo code SOCKS at www.hawthorne.co (https://hawthorne.co/) Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Handjobs from Ursula

Handjobs from Ursula

2020-05-1818:21

The boys get in to some extremely important conversations: like what the hell is going on  at Fuddruckers and is karate even cool? Plus they discuss getting high  in class, when your dick falls out during sex,  pinch-runners for  fucking and a listener that got his girl pregnant with the ultimate nut.  Want the full episode? Become a patron! http://www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod
70: My Dog Ate My Condom

70: My Dog Ate My Condom

2020-05-1301:03:01

Professors TW & MB talk crazy in this one. They riff about how airplane people are animals, underwater dick punches, and how wearing sweatpants in strip clubs is a cheat code. They also give advice on banging a friend's mom. This is a podcast about following your dreams. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping when you use the promo code SOCKS at www.manscaped.com (https://www.manscaped.com/) Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
The boys went live on Patreon to answer your questions, peel another layer back on Michael's foot fetish,  discusswhether or not Trev and 2fine match on purpose, and talk about  why collar bones be sexy as fuuuuck. Oh plus would Michael be attracted to a woman with a stump for a leg? Want the full episode? Become a patron! http://www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod
69: Penis Pals

69: Penis Pals

2020-05-0601:11:01

AYOO Wallace and Blau riffing on the important issues, such as can you nut in a sex robot? Do girls low key wanna fist fight all their friends? And isn’t  the ass just another pocket? Also they discuss slip and slide porn and whether or not stretching your thAng make it bAng? This is a meditation podcast. Thanks to BlueChew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order FREE when you use the promo code socks at www.bluechew.com (https://bluechew.com/) Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Michael Pees Wrong?

Michael Pees Wrong?

2020-05-0218:28

The Stiff Socks crew get another shocking piece of information about 2fineblaustein: he doesn't know how to pee correctly? We take a deep dive not only into HOW Michael goes to the bathroom, but more importantly WHY he is this way. Plus the boys discuss why ladies have an impossible time holding their pee,  whether or not there are girl gorillas, the whole internet getting mad at Trevor about toilet paper, and why snorkeling is the least sexy thing in the world.   Want the full episode? Become a patron! http://www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod
68: Pube Stache

68: Pube Stache

2020-04-2957:59

The Virgin and Floor General are back at it. They discuss how girls make sure they smell good before sex, Tiger King, and how qteeeeen got Michael HARD. They also dive in to how Bubble Boy has sex and whether or not f*cking is a pro sport. This is a yoga podcast. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Phone Facials

Phone Facials

2020-04-2710:08

The boys record hungry, which is the only way you'll get a conversation  about pepperjack cheese that turns into a discussion on milking porn.  Plus Trev tries to make a healthy meal, we get in to some more weird sex  laws, and the guys debate whether or not you would get in trouble for  jerking off to your wife's old nudes. Oh and an anonymous listener might  have murdered someone?? This is a true crime podcast.   Want the full episode? Become a patron! http://www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod
ANNNDDDDDD WE BACK. The bois discuss how tight end's got ass, the sex position that made Drake, and how lavender should should run for president. They also get into their thoughts on filming coitus and whether or not they would take a $100k punch from Mike Tyson. This is a sophisticated podcast. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
The Gabe Interview

The Gabe Interview

2020-04-2107:08

Well, you asked for it. Prepare to have either your dreams come true or absolutely crushed. The boys sit down with Gabe for a conversation about deserted island fruit fucking, an old man named Bueno, and what it was like to have a gun pointed directly in his face Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod
66: My Aunt Tryna Bang

66: My Aunt Tryna Bang

2020-04-1501:03:32

Jazz hands ya'll, the stiff gang is back at it. They chop it up about how auctioneers have sex, how Michael bangs his fridge, and how hecklers are the dumbest people in the world. They also field a listener story about jacking off while spreading their dog's ashes. HUH? Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
The gang dives deep on the pros and cons of kitchen sex, explore whether fucking with food is good, learn about the time Trev ate a snail-- shell and all, have a conversation about what it's going to be like to get back on stage doing comedy when the lockdown is over, and give some advice to a listener about to meet a long lost sibling Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod
The gang is at it againnn. They discuss when a girl gave a magnum condom to Michael, girls cumming too quietly, and how Trev spent $750 on a Purell costume. T hey also talk about how weird page 6 is on Pornhub. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Bluetooth My Areolas

Bluetooth My Areolas

2020-04-0616:59

Boys and girls, this one has it all. Michael's tired of jerking off, Trev finally watches a movie, and a listener that might be getting catfished on Tinder asks for some advice. The boys also try to figure out why Akon is so lonely and wonder why peeping toms get down like that. This is an Akon podcast. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod
TW and MB are on one. THey discuss the reason for hairy assholes, how Trev reads at a 7th grade level, and of course... losing your virginity to The Lion King. They also dive into the age old question: What sound does Pee Wee Herman make when he's banging? This is a history podcast.
1-800-CUM-QUIK

1-800-CUM-QUIK

2020-03-2918:13

Michael gets desperate a week into lockdown and explains what its like to be Rona Horny, the boys look back on the history of cocaine, talk about how TikTok censors ugly people, compare the quickest they've ever came, and share stories about getting punched in the face. Oh and apparently Michael used to do steroids?? GOT DAMN this one's a heater. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod
63: Lil Beefcake Boi

63: Lil Beefcake Boi

2020-03-2601:03:56

Trev and Michael streamed this one live and it got crazy with all of your Youtube questions. Which Pokemon would you fuck? Why is Trev growing that moustache? How's lockdown going in LA? Plus Trev's dad blesses the stream with a surprise appearance. Stiff Socks is a (live) science podcast. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
In These Streets

In These Streets

2020-03-2306:06

LA might be quarantined but the boys are still in these streets. Twall and 2Fine talk about how hot people just kind of fall in to cool stuff, discuss the ins and outs of simp culture, and complain about bad Bumble messages. Also hot takes on 69ing and an extremely scientific theory about pre-cum pregnancies. STAY SAFE AND WASH YOUR HANDS. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod
62: Corona Camgirls

62: Corona Camgirls

2020-03-1801:03:54

The boys are quarantined but are still WIIILLLLDDD. They talk about when their first boner was, the f*ck a rainbow is, and where the HELL is Chingy these days? They also get into how Trev wants a cat and how Michael thinks girls with cats are straight up weirdos. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
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Comments (10)

Aerial Penguin

ay does MB Have sex or something?? who is this guy?

Apr 3rd
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M D.G

jeez. you guys are so primpin sissy. wth trevor. i am actually gay, and im having to call you a fag. man up. drink up. quit pussin out and stop puttin out this beta take on post college life

Mar 15th
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Modus Pwnens

omg trevor, you explaining that Oxnard has a high Latino population is the whitest shit ever. fuckin chill with that weirdness lmao 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

Nov 20th
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M D.G

judgemental much? what future mom wants to marry your immature, dated, sexixt Self!

Nov 5th
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Madroon

🔥

Oct 29th
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Dante Shawn Middleton-Craig

the position is called mercenary

Jul 24th
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