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Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irrelevant charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?
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The myth, the man, the legend... STEVE-O in the studio! They riff on how he did coke with Mike Tyson, bellyflopping into your own pee, and all steve-o’s crazy cop encounters. They also discuss the proper steps to getting a nut off while skydiving. Science.  Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at https://www.lucy.co with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first purchase at https://www.hawthorne.co with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Join for free at https://www.joinhoney.com/socks
The boys catch up with Mr. 2Fine Senior himself to find out what it was like raising our resident Floor General, if he was really conceived in a coke fueled Thanksgiving frenzy, whether or not he knew about Michael's love of the ground, and why Quaaludes are the best.  Get the full episode, 4 bonus episodes a month, and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
110: Salt Bae'd with Semen

110: Salt Bae'd with Semen

2021-02-2401:15:10

The gang riff on Michael doing mushrooms for the first time, Trevors downstairs neighbors from hell, and big dongs at the urinal. They also discuss how to tell your man you've banged a BUNCH. Science. Life. Stiff Socks. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Nu-X for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off with our code SOCKS at https://www.nu-x.com Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order free with our code SOCKS at https://www.BlueChew.com Thanks to BetterHELP for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off counseling at www.betterhelp.com/socks
Coat of Cum

Coat of Cum

2021-02-1809:55

The boys riff on another Blaustein breakup, why it's hard to date a comedian, and how handjobs to completion are actually kind of dope. They also talk about what a freak Tom Brady is and get a listener story about crazy shit third graders bring to school. Get the full episode plus 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod (https:/www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod)
109: Trevor Makes a Porno

109: Trevor Makes a Porno

2021-02-1701:14:18

Twall and MikeB riff on Trevs sexy Valentine’s Day trip, how church is horny, and the best place to meet a wife. They also discuss the pros and cons of using a guy's hair as a cum rag. HELLO... SCIENCE PODCAST. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Mint Mobile for sponsoring this episode. Get a wireless plan for just $15/month at https://www.mintmobile.com/socks. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com with our code STIFF. Thanks to Babbel for sponsoring this episode. Get 6 months for the price of 3 at https://www.babbel.com with our code SOCKS.
108: losing vcards w/ bbno$

108: losing vcards w/ bbno$

2021-02-1001:22:50

bbno$ is in the building! bbno$ and the bois riff on rappers retirement, how hot Titanic Leo was, and what bbno$ bought with his first bag. They also discuss what scientists have been debating for years... what is the JO to-do list? Stiff Socks is science and science is stiff socks.   Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Vincero for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off your order at https://www.vincerowatches.com/socks Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off your order at https://www.buyraycons.com/socks Thanks to nu-x for sponsoring this episode.Get 20% off with our code SOCKS at https://www.nu-x.com
Sucked Off in the Beamer

Sucked Off in the Beamer

2021-02-0812:181

The boys chop it up about losing money on Gamestop, how fast Blau can make himself cum, getting cock-blocked by cats, and getting sucked off in a used 2017 bmw 4 series with the M sport package. Plus some advice on going from hookup to relationship and a COCK TALK submission about girls going to the bathroom together. Get the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
The gang casually gabs about jamming footlockers in asses, how festival banging is disgusting, and whether or not you should subscribe to an exes onlyfans. They also discuss the act of being too sleepy to cum. We said it once, we'll say it again... science podcast. Get for 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Start saving money at https://www.joinhoney.com/socks Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order at https://www.hawthorne.co with our promo code socks. Thanks to nu-x for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at https://www.nu-x.com with our promo code socks.
The boys are joined by Chloe, who's here to shine a light on the legend of The Floor General. She answers a ton of questions, like does Michael actually fuck good? What's he packing? What does he sound like when he cums? This is a biology (science) podcast. Get the full episode, 4 bonus episodes a month, and instant access to the entire Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
106: Footjobs in Phoenix

106: Footjobs in Phoenix

2021-01-2701:05:33

The bois go off the rails riffing on invoicing ass, high school fights, and the one thing America is the most divided on... does Tim Allen lay pipe. They also discuss Michael’s footjob shenanigans in Arizona. This podcast is life. This podcast is science.  Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order free at https://www.bluechew.com with our promo code SOCKS Thanks to Vincero for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off your order at https://www.vincerowatches.com/socks Thanks to Mint Mobile for sponsoring this episode. Get your new wireless plan for just $15/month at https://www.mintmobile.com/socks
Three Finger Freak

Three Finger Freak

2021-01-2612:201

The scientists riff on how gross comedy condos are, how there's always a dude with an eye patch at the strip club, and hear about a guy that came to the sound of Michael's voice. This is an ASMR podcast.  Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the entire Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
105: Bear Rug Cum Towel

105: Bear Rug Cum Towel

2021-01-2001:20:28

Stiff Socks get wiiild in this one. They discuss the effects of WHOREantine, the fuck a vag doctor is, and how Michael bought his first onlyfans. They also riff on the ins and outs of a female urethra.... Bill Nye would be proud. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the entire Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at https://www.manscaped.com/stiff Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off all their products at https://www.buyraycon.com/socks Thanks to FRE for sponsoring this episoe. Get 20% off with our code stiffsocks at https://www.frepouch.com
Pussy Flu (Live Episode)

Pussy Flu (Live Episode)

2021-01-1911:491

The boys went live on Patreon, riffed on a bunch of stuff and answered a ton of your questions, like how Monopoly is a great board game for jews, what the best liquid you could cum would be, and if your bf won't go down on you but does want to be pegged, should you bail? Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the entire Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Well everyone guess what?… the scientists are science-ing again. The bois riff on how Trevor sorta said no to The Weeknd, why ankle monitors are hilarious, and how all women love baths more than life itself. Oh and they also discover St. Bernard blow jobs and how to play hide and go seek the dick. This is a podcast about love, life, and of course… science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the huge Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to World Series of Poker for sponsoring this episode. Get a million bonus chips when you download the app with our promo code WSOPSOCKS. Thanks to Fre for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off with our code stiffsocks at https://www.frepouch.com
The boys riff on having beef at the dog park, how lottery scratch offs are a hoax, why everyone in Phoenix is hot, and why the energizer bunny  is not actually a good drummer. Also Michael decides he's looking for love and figures out that a famous people dating app might not be the  best way to find it. Hear the rest of this episode, get 4 bonus episodes a month, and gain instant access to the Patreon back catalog for only $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Twall and Mblau are up to their usual shenanigans. They talk about jerking off at the club, how doc martens make them hard, and how horny people will fight you. They also discuss whether or not it's weird to sleep with a stuffed animal when you are 28 years old. This is a podcast about semen and science. Get four bonus episodes a month plus instant access to the entire  Patreon back catalog for only $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to FRE for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://www.frepouch.com and use our code Stiffsocks for 20% off your order. Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first purchase at https://www.hawthorne.co with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get Honey for free at https://www.joinhoney.com/socks
Wet Wet-o-meter

Wet Wet-o-meter

2021-01-0411:53

Happy new year! The boys riff on why there are so many names for blowjobs, decide that strippers always seem to drive blue honda accords, and learn about how weed gets rid of the gag reflex. Plus Michael reconnects with Knuckles and Trev has a behind the scenes story about a recent TikTok video. Get the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month for only $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
The bois go in on this one. They riff on grandma's bubble baths, snowman dicks, and how horny malls are. They also dissect the inner workings of friends with benefits. Oh and it's TREVOR'S BIRTHDAY!!! Science. Get four bonus episodes a month for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod (https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod)
Where's Waldo Titties

Where's Waldo Titties

2020-12-2910:51

MERRY CHRISTMAS! The boys have a holiday hangout, riff on goth mrs clause, learn about pheromones, and talk about their wholesome ass dads. We've also got a COCK TALK about a patreon member's bad breakup. Hear the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Tiny Meat Gang joins the bois on this one. They riff on Secret Santa Fleshlights, white people drinking culture, and how Cody got punked on a boat. They also talk wild foot focused wet dreams. Science. Meat Science. Get a bonus episode every week and more exclusive content for only $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to the World Series of Poker app for sponsoring this episode. Get a million free bonus chips by downloading the free World Series of Poker app and using our code WSOPSOCKS. Thanks to Talkspace for sponsoring this episode. Get $100 off your first month with our code SOCKS at https://www.talkspace.com
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luis_est1988

giving this a shot

Mar 1st
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Rurin

You guys should look at what a ducks penis looks like.

Feb 12th
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ID20257958

Hey, do you guys ever feel like there is just a couple things that’s keepin ya going. Well that’s how you guys are with me. I love listening to your podcasts, there hilarious and it’s just kinda giving me that light and the end of a tunnel. I doubt you will respond back to this but if you do or just read this, thanks for everything :)

Nov 10th
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Tyler Field

you guys compared quittage to lacrosse while I'm on my way to lacrosse practice

Jul 15th
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Aerial Penguin

ay does MB Have sex or something?? who is this guy?

Apr 3rd
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TrulyCleverNamePodCast

jeez. you guys are so primpin sissy. wth trevor. i am actually gay, and im having to call you a fag. man up. drink up. quit pussin out and stop puttin out this beta take on post college life

Mar 15th
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Modus Pwnens

omg trevor, you explaining that Oxnard has a high Latino population is the whitest shit ever. fuckin chill with that weirdness lmao 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

Nov 20th
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TrulyCleverNamePodCast

judgemental much? what future mom wants to marry your immature, dated, sexixt Self!

Nov 5th
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Madroon

🔥

Oct 29th
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Dante Shawn Middleton-Craig

the position is called mercenary

Jul 24th
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