Storytellers – Two True Freaks

Welcome back to STORYTELLERS! Many of you are familiar with the real-life stories of Dr. Bill Robinson on Back To The Bins. Filled with gory details, grisly realities and altogether TMI, many people have wondered what would happen if Dr. Bill had a WHOLE SHOW to turn his tales. WELL WONDER NO MORE! In this GRUELING DUO of tales told through the lens of SLEEP DEPRIVATION! First - take a peek into Bill's entrance into the Navy and BASIC TRAINING! Then, we follow him on a DREAM DATE TO HELL (Chicago) to see THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW! Sleep is lost, McDonalds is eaten, pants are pooped, drill sergents beg you to mock their accents, Bill visits a skinhead witch and SO MUCH MORE! LISTEN FROM THE SAFETY OF YOUR CAR OR CUBICLE!Feedback for this show can be sent to: storytellers@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

HEY! For the first time, someone besides Scott Gardner or Chris Honeywell get to share the ramblings from their past! This time join BRIAN HUGHES from the THIRD DEGREE BYRNE podcast as he recalls his misspent youth in the 70's and his quest for the elusive KUNG-FU GRIP GI JOE! There will be - SANTA - PARENTAL DECEPTION - HUMILIATION - REDEMPTION - ADAM WEST AND BURT WARD - PROCTOLOGY METAPHORS and MUCH MORE!Sure to become a CHRISTMASTIME FAVORITE!Feedback for this show can be sent to: storytellers@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

What can I say? I PLEAD THE FIFTH! NOT SAFE FOR WORK! NO KIDDIES! Thanks to SCOTT RYFUN for SUPER-AWESOME "square" narration!Feedback for this show can be sent to: storytellers@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

If you thought the Freaks had cemented their stint in Hell with their treatment of Pete Hesch, WAIT UNTIL YOU GET A LOAD OF THIS! Find out what the UNIQUE TORTURE of going to a jerkwater high school feels like! Discover the unique cast of illiterates, degenerates and just plain goofballs populating Carthage Central High - AND THAT'S JUST THE TEACHERS! Hilarity ensues - THEN THINGS GET DEAD SERIOUS! As always, you have the Two True Freaks Promise that the contents of this podcast are 100% TRUE! Feedback for this show can be sent to: storytellers@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

The Freaks lay bare their sordid past once again in this SPINE-TINGLING episode about THE MAN, THE MYTH - PETE HESCH! Anybody who has listened to the show has probably heard the name come up and wondered "What the hell are they talking about?". Well, now THE STORY MUST BE TOLD! Sit back, take your shoes off and crack open a dozen or so beers, it's time for what may be THE FUNNIEST EPISODE OF TWO TRUE FREAKS EVER. WARNING - This episode of Two True Freaks may be an amusing story of Scott and Chris' youth, but it definitely not for the KIDDIES, it contains COARSE LANGUAGE and is COMPLETELY POLITICALLY INCORRECT. If you don't like HARSH LANGUAGE or UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS OF MORAL AMBIGUITY then STAY AWAY. Scott and Chris OPENLY ACKNOWLEDGE that they are HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE PEOPLE.Feedback for this show can be sent to: storytellers@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

You've sent a friend invite to Chris on Facebook and ALL YOU HEAR IS CRICKETS! WTF? Does he hate you? Has he disappeared? Why is he ignoring you? Well....it's a long story. So The Freaks have created a show JUST TO TELL THESE STORIES! See how Chris' animosity toward social networking started years ago.....when he fought in the Clone Wars. Listen and find out how Jesus, Roy Batty, Giant Squid, Black Hoodie and PURE EVIL figure into all of this! Go to our forum below for links to articles related to this episode!Feedback for this show can be sent to: storytellers@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!