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Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where He has no idea I'm the reason he didn't get the job Condescending colleague - I cost him his desired job Hospital roommate called me ugly, I shut her up After years of receiving Goodwill junk from my wealthy SIL who never says thank you, I finally found the perfect "revenge gift" for my nephew that drove the whole family crazy Cab driver rips me to shreds, thinking I can’t understand him—but I can Their own kids accidentally helped me get petty revenge against my SILs Senior boy wouldn’t stop abusing me. So I chucked his entire, accumulative, end of the year report in the trash, causing him to fail Don't like my calendar? Say goodbye to family pics! You bugged my car? Now you'll have lo listen to what I think about you: A Petty Divorce Tale 10 or less items turns into a full cart? ... I’ll catch you outside husbands mistress was rude to me, so i ruined her favourite thing, twice Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Daycare wants my office to park in our reserved spaces while they use ours too. We did. Ok my turn now You accuse us of time theft and being unproductive? Then look forward to an inbox full of unnecessary reports. Well guess i will take lunch then. Use Slow Computer for Demanding Project Can't get simple office accessories? I'll bring my own ASM gives me more work and it backfires spectacularly Kevin Vs The Team Use only the official uniform. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r doesanybodyelse where DAE think that, from a certain age, elderly people should be tested to see if it's still safe for them to drive? DAE feel a weird sense of grief for the before times that you can't even really explain? Does anybody else spread cheeks before pooping, or is that just me (and my husband)? DAE think the 8-hour workday is too long? DAE Smell Periods before they happen? DAE have a tradition or practice in thier family that you later found out was done out of necessity or some other reason? Does anybody else notice the lack of self awareness of other people in public nowadays? DAE split up their life with “apple” and “pie” Does anybody else notice that their parents literally cannot watch movies anymore? DAE needs "face space" when cuddling? DAE notice that the new generation are not having kids?? DAE have imaginary conversations in their head pretty much all the time? DAE use the bathroom repeatedly in their dreams if they have to pee irl? DAE have a piece of pencil lead stuck in their skin? DAE get anxious when they are “scheduled” to do something? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where PE teacher kept making fun of me because I was not athletic and I made him vomit from exhaustion in front of the whole class Revenge against the couple who stole out spot on vacation Taught my housemates a lesson after they kept blatantly disrespecting me and our shared space I came back in a 3-piece suit Entitled rich lady I called a bad driver’s company Horror movie level revenge on cheating Ex The kitten I adopted out of spite. Won't move your car? Enjoy the hour wait. And a car accident. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? AITA for telling my dad I can’t see how his prank was funny? AITA for not crocheting a blankt for somone I don't know? AITA for showing my girlfriend some criticism of Taylor Swift's latest album after she asked for it? AITA for calling my friends husband a useless piece of crap AITA for "threatening" to move out? AITA for "ruining" a vacation for my future MIL AITA for yelling at my BF because he woke me up? AITA for crashing out bc my friend called me a passport bro AITA for allowing two kids to have their bikes stolen? AITA for having my friends toddler take her first steps while her parents weren't there? AITA for leaving my friend stranded after she showed up late for the third time? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r tifu where TIFU by accidentally finding out my 2nd babies gender TIFU by leaving my vibrator in my bathrobe TIFU by telling my gym crush “I love you” TIFU by confidently clicking my heels like Dorothy during a monitored online university exam TIFU by giving my dog boarding job an uggs blanket I found at goodwill TIFU by skipping my flu shot appointment TIFU by mixing random supplements for months and destroying my gut TIFU by using a weighted blanket TIFU by taking Viagra daily for nearly a year TIFU by trying to bring my girlfriend breakfast in bed and destroying my body instead TIFU by forgetting I was on an Amazon family plan… for years TIFU by accidentally becoming the neighborhood crow whisperer. This is my life now. TIFU by giving myself acid reflux for 25 years TIFU by saying “you’re my mammal” to my fiancé Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Stop reporting about office burn out? Okay, done You demand to carpool in my car? Buckle up, cupcake! Absentee boss wants me to increase the daily order against my suggestion? You got it. You want the chocolate soft serve on the right side of the cup? I'll give you the chocolate soft serve on the right side of the cup. Same penalty for being 6 minutes late as for being 3 hours late? Ok boss. My manager wanted no phones until she needed mine No drinks at your desk. Fine, but don’t expect me to answer the phones "If your pay raise isn't enough, quit." OK then. Remove unapproved leave from the system Customer wants a man to help him. OK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Teacher called me Katherine because she couldn’t bother to learn how to pronounce my name, so I called her by her first name for the rest of the year! Don’t recognize my work? Have fun having no cake decorator during graduation season Using Animal Sounds to Interrupt My Roommate's Hookup I “Accidentally” Spilled Tea on a Girl Who Kept Shoving Past Me in a Crowded Concert Line Girl with perv at a bus stop The elite got a TASTE of their own medicine Cut me off to get to the gas station? Here's a UNO Reverse card for you. If I can't have it then neither can you My manager wanted no phones until she needed mine Sometimes Revenge happens on its own Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? AITA for not letting a kid eat my food? AITA for trying to set a boundary with my little sister after she opened my birthday present? AITA for taking my niece on vacation after her parents planned one without her? AITA for not wanting to quit my work position for my husband? AITA for telling my brother he has to change his habits before college? AITA for telling my mom she is also to blame for why my brother and I won't host our parents for the holidays? AITA for ignoring my family after they excluded me from Christmas (again)? UPDATE: AITA for ignoring my family after they excluded me from Christmas (again)? AITA for speaking Polish with my friend even though my wife doesn’t understand it? AITA for not wanting to pay my friend $2K for watching my cat? AITA for not disclosing my medical history to a stranger? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r tifu where TIFU made someone realised they wasted 15 years of their life TIFU by asking my sister(F29) what day our parents’ anniversary is. TIFU by hitting on my married coworker TIFU by calling a smoothie bowl fat TIFU by stealing an Amazon echo dot TIFU by following a stranger home when I was 5 TIFU by accidentally sleeping in my neighbor’s bed TIFU by trying to compliment my girlfriend’s dad TIFU by congratulating my neighbor’s boyfriend on ‘helping his daughter move in. TIFU by using vaseline TIFU by possibly submitting myself topless to a video job interview TIFU by telling my niece her favorite YouTuber "fell off a cliff" TIFU - I think I pavloved myself into sleeping with my wife for food Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where You want to deny my Heritage? Clock in and out according to your contract!! Sure thing, boss! Mow your lawn wet? Okay, enjoy the look when it dries. Coworker's & Management Got What They Asked For Because "it's in the agreement" Important calculation due? Sorry, no WFH allowed You’re going to be a creep to me? I’d like to see you try. 30 minutes or 2+ hours, your call You want me to provide a good reason for why I want to use my vacation days? Time to trauma dump Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Coworker from heck tried to get me to give him a ride so I blew out of the parking lot without him I write Nasty Google Reviews At My Former Employer's Small Firm... Cheating ex and his affair partner (gone "legit) and appear to be betrothed My job cut people's pay for getting tasks completed too fast so everyone ran the clock Deflated her ego Tenant in the apartment building i live in forgets fob daily and i shut them out Slow and sweet You want to steal my lunch ? Eat my period My neighbors are obnoxious so I obnoxious’d them back. Not My Pregnancy Tests Stand me up? Say hello to blue balls Tinder cheater Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Wronged SO gets revenge on Craig's List I made my ex think his PlayStation had connection issues for calling me names. Have a free drink to wash down your shame. You want to treat my fellow convention-attendee like garbage? OK...there will be consequences. Many years ago, denying a mean girl some bouncy balls when she asked. Fought noise with noise to get loud RAs to close their door Evil Grandmother Mom ignored me asking her not to announce my birthday at restaurants Raccoon troubles. Roommate burned my food, so I matched his energy My boss refused to promote me or give me reasonable raises so I developed skills on the company dime that got me a 100% raise at another company. Take up every seat while waiting 12 minutes for a train? Now you’re standing for 45 minutes instead. Old friends f’d me over after I essentially created their buisness Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? AITA for Showing my Kids the bills? AITA for not welcoming my brother-in-law's new GF into my life? AITA for asking my girlfriend’s brother “what kind of a man” he is? AITA for not making my girlfriend feel included in family emergency? AITA for not telling my mom my friend’s name and blocking her after she called 50+ times? AITA For Asking Why My Co-Worker Wears Makeup Everyday? AITA for staying in a disabled spot, or was grandma overreacting? AITA for "ruining my son's schedule" by letting him stay up later with me? and playing video games? AITA for not letting my aunt and uncle stay in my apartment while I’m out of town? AITA for refusing to a birthday party for one of my gf's family members? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledpeople where Entitled gym patron tries to shove my daughter out of gym when she comes to get me at end of my shift Customer tried to scan my badge for a discount, then said I assulted her Entitled neighbor insists I pay for damage she caused I never asked for it 55+ community Aunt expects me to pay her portion of a group gift even though I didn’t agree Former partner who quit halfway now wants a share of the profits because “they had the idea too” Update: About the former partner who wanted a share of my company’s profits because “they had the idea too” I've lost all sympathy for my entitled teacher friend Today I called out blatant entitlement at the thrift store. Can we all do this more? Close your curtains so I don’t have a view into your home. That time this woman was encouraging her little lap dog to relieve itself inside the baggage claim area before you go through customs and almost got arrested. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.