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Author: Stassi Schroeder

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Love her or hate her, but you can’t ignore the sassy, quick-witted Stassi Schroeder, star of Bravo’s “Vanderpump Rules.” Never one to hold back on any topic, Stassi is here with a weekly podcast, “Straight Up with Stassi’, a biting and hilarious look at the world and everyone in it, according to the Queen Bee herself.

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Blame Jersey Shore

Blame Jersey Shore

2020-05-2901:04:0210

Taylor Strecker joins Stassi to let her know that she's actually happy to be living in Jersey. Stassi insists that Uber not remove the "No Talking" requests that passengers can make. Plus, they discuss current hot topics like: Could any couple possibly survive being quarantined in a studio apartment? Who's actually flying in the planes that go over us? Are there really people who HAVE TO eat massive amounts of food just to maintain their weight? And, Taylor goes off on the Something Navy drama!
Stassi and Lala Kent answer fan questions during this quarantine check in. Lala shares the torture of her facial platelet injection, the drama of her past drop-kicking food fights with fiance Randall Emmett, and how Stassi might actually be Veruca Salt from Willy Wonka. Also, has lock-down stolen their collective Bridezilla Mojo? And Lala guesses which movie stars would play them if VPR was made into a movie.
It's Brittany, Bitch

It's Brittany, Bitch

2020-05-1544:437

Vanderpump Rules' Brittany Cartwright and Stassi talk about what they'll do the minute the lock down ends, how they're effectively managing Jax and Beau, and the pros and cons of a Zoom Birthday party. Plus Brittany dishes on the biggest misconception about her husband Jax Taylor, her favorite recipe to cook, decorating tips, and she FINALLY chooses which cast member of "Friends" is her all-time favorite.
On the brink of losing her shit for real, Stassi hooks chats with Jackie Schimmel and calls her out for appearing to ACTUALLY be thriving during this pandemic and being an "undercover wellness junkie." Jackie responds by providing Stassi with her survival guide - a.k.a. what she does to delude herself ever day. Plus, is Jackie really triggered by birds and vomit?
It's Gonna Be May

It's Gonna Be May

2020-05-0152:396

Stassi talks to Beau about getting her quarantine life together - The challenge of living with someone - Who’s supposed to do what and who’s always ticked off about it - and when does the sex actually happen. Plus, they discuss the details of the Engagement episode that just aired on VPR, including Beau’s take as the victim of Stassi’s infamous Dark Passenger moment.
Real OG Katie Maloney joins Stassi from her Valley Quarantine HQ to discuss how she could possibly ramp up her fights with Tom to Stassi and Beau's Dark Passenger level. Plus, they get into the real drama behind the Witches of WeHo breakup on VPR.
Stassi does a FaceTime podcast with Taylor trying to figure out what the hell they should talk about on a daily basis. What responsible "consistent" drinking is. The appropriate Quarantine stages of grief. How angry tweets can be OK. Plus, some RHOBH Tea and whether Stassi got secretly married.
What day is it anymore?

What day is it anymore?

2020-04-1001:09:465

Stassi and Beau talk about "Stay at Home" challenges, like finding the motivation to do anything, doing a podcast from home with totally shitty Wifi. and how IG'ers posting pictures of themselves "thriving" makes Stassi's head explode.  Plus, they answer listener questions about the new home, the fate of the wedding and and behind the scenes of the date night you just watched on Vanderpump rules.
Stassi and Beau answer some blunt and simple questions to measure whether their relationship can survive the COVID quarantine. Feel free to try this with you and your partner.
Stassi and Taylor Strecker connect remotely to discuss the harsh reality of dealing with the coronavirus quarantine. They chat about how forced free time isn’t as great as it seems - plus, daily motivation and mood issues, whether to actually get dressed, and how to feel like a human again. They also discuss Stassi's twitter feud with Kristen Doute after this week’s episode of Vanderpump Rules.
Next Level Lockdown

Next Level Lockdown

2020-03-2052:076

Stassi and her fiance Beau are quarantined in their new house under the new COVID-19 "Safer at Home" restrictions and they have a lot of questions. They discuss how they learned they were being sent home from tour, the supplies that were most important for them to stock up on, and Stassi gives 10 tips to have the most basic quarantine.
The MF OG Kristina Kelly

The MF OG Kristina Kelly

2020-03-1301:01:338

Stassi gets personal with her OG Kristina Kelly. They talk about how to start up a business, their current sex life status, answer a bunch of listener questions and so much more.​
Stassi chats with Rayna Greenberg and Ashley Hesseltine, of the Girls Gotta Eat podcast, about managing relationships, love, life and online dating. They also cover banging in public bathrooms and using nacho platters as a weapon. Plus, Stassi breaks out some listener questions about sex and relationships.
Comedy Central TV Exec, Playwright and Author, Tara Schuster, tells Stassi about the "rock bottom" moment that inspired new book, Buy Yourself The Fucking Lillies. They discuss Tara's writing process, the necessity of taking time to spoil yourself and daily journaling as a mandatory means of self care, and how it's possible to lift yourself from the "rock-bottom" moments in your life and find your version of "happy". Tara seemingly had it all together -- but underneath her veneer of success, she had to overcome being a chronically anxious, self-medicating mess -- owing in large part to her minimally parented upbringing. After drunk dialing her therapist on her 25th birthday, she knew she needed a wake up call. Buy Yourself The F*cking Lilies tells the story of Tara’s path to “re-parenting” herself and becoming a “ninja of self-love.” Through simple daily rituals, Tara transformed her mind, body, and relationships. Her aim for the book is to help people create a life they truly, totally f*cking LOVE.
Miss Americana is All of Us

Miss Americana is All of Us

2020-02-1401:02:246

Stassi and Katie Maloney dissect Taylor Swift's new Netflix documentary "Miss Americana" and discuss how they relate to her story. They also talk about Jessica Simpson's new book!
Straight Up Super Bowl

Straight Up Super Bowl

2020-02-0701:17:527

Stassi and Beau rate and review the J-Lo/Shakira Super Bowl Halftime show. Was it too much? Or was it too amazing? Plus Stassi sings and then works out a risqué portrait plan with Beau.
Congrats to the Bellas on their baby announcements! On this episode, Wrestling and Reality superstars Nikki and Brie Bella open up to Stassi about how they chose their career and life paths, including: surviving insults, harassment, broken bones and broken engagements. They also talk about their entrepreneurial endeavors and tease what's to co come - without fully giving Stassi the baby exclusive. It's OK, we forgive them.
The brilliantly hilarious Whitney Cummings shares stories with Stassi about being "initiated" into LA culture. How they both dipped their toes into Hollywood's most infamous cult, taking Belfie's, social media authenticity vs. pure BS, and how Whitney will do ads for any product as long as they pay.
We Are Homeowners!!!

We Are Homeowners!!!

2020-01-1752:5811

Stassi and Beau regroup after her girls trip to Utah and talk about the home buying process and how school doesn't teach you crap about how to do it. Plus they discuss how their convenient balance of blind optimism and crippling negativity worked perfectly to close the deal.​
I'm Back Bitches

I'm Back Bitches

2020-01-1055:403

Stassi kicks off 2020 by sharing here views on New Year's resolutions, what she's manifesting for herself this year, and why "freedom" is her word this year.  Plus, Stassi talks about the major Meghan Markle/Prince Harry announcement and the Season 8 Premiere of VPR.
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Sheila Mayes

keep your chin up & know you are missed! you're still you & I have faith you'll figure something out & shine brighter than ever before. xoxoxo's

Jun 22nd
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Shannon Shannon

http://chng.it/2LDHbtP8W9 sign the Change.org petition to get Stassi back on Vanderpump Rules!

Jun 14th
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Mary Jane Ball

Love this podcast and especially, Stassi! Keep being you and showing your heart! We support you!

Jun 10th
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Vanessa __

byyyyeeeee Stassi you won't be missed 😂😂😂

Jun 10th
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Michelle Fish

I love you stassi hang in there 🥰 I dont hug much, but I wish I could give you one rn..things will get better 😘😘😘

Jun 9th
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Eden Dodd

Omg Stassi you HAVE to watch Dead to Me, I also just started and finished both seasons, it’s so good!!!!

May 16th
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L.A.

You ladies are honest and aren't shapeshifters, which is rare to come by these days so don't change. Karma has finally come for Kristin. You don't get to be happy when you've terrible things to others.

Apr 29th
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A Dunn

Love everything you're doing and working towards! One thing... "all of the sudden!" Girl, you have an English degree! Not trying to hate but it drives me bonkers every time- like eye twitching bonkers 😆 The correct way to say the phrase is, "all of a sudden" or simply, "suddenly" 😬 Please! for the love of God! (and thank you)

Apr 11th
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Michelle Ackerman

We invested in Google mesh and it solved our WiFi problems in our house. We have 3 mesh points and our download speed with spectrum is consistently 400+mbs down and 30mbs up. Maybe worth a try. Super simple to set up. Took me less than 45 mins. We have 3 levels and upstairs ALWAYS sucked until Google mesh.

Apr 11th
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Gina Nally

Stassi your the reason I even watch Vanderpump Rules. Not really lovin this season tho way too much Sheena and the new cast simply bore me.

Feb 10th
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Kyndra Atchison

Katie has always been my favorite on the show! Keep being you girl!

Feb 2nd
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Gina Nally

I so love you Stassi great episode Can't for your tour to reach areas that I can manage... St. Louis, Indy or Louisville been hinting to girls for tickets for months!! saying shit like if you loved just 1/4 of how much she loves you then send screenshots of dates locations times price. lol that being said even if they dont show love, I myself will purchase and be there

Jan 29th
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Love Julz xx

I love plane food too haha but I think it's just cos I'm on a plane.....if it was anywhere else, nope.

Jan 25th
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Hope Hellstern

omg Katie I have tone issues!!! I feel your pain everyone always missunderstands everything that comes out of my mouth!! Just keep being you!! ❤️

Dec 29th
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Christina Marie Fryns

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

Nov 14th
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Kari Momchilovich

My bday is October 27th....1988 🍷

Nov 14th
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Steve Harrison

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Nov 1st
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Lindsay Noel Love

Stassi what Beau said is so true. i did exCtly that yrs back an was able to confront an figure some pretty deep stuff out. this motivates to do this again .

Oct 9th
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Cindy Prince

the last two podcasts have gotten stuck around 20 mins and I can't listen to the whole thing 😥🤬🤦‍♀️

Oct 4th
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Emilee Mann

also I've had a really hard day so excuse my high strong emotions but I think Kristen is probably jealous you've been friends with Alex way longer cam LOL

Aug 23rd
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