We switch up the format and have a casual chat for this very special Christmas episode! “Christmas Rap” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
In the season 3 premier, Nate makes a summertime investment. Chris experiences two very different mice on his vacation. We catch up on Social Netjerk content!
John Tuttle III fills in for Nate and we find out why he’s problematic. Chris wants to shut the door on building doors. “Woke” is the new N-word. A man sees signs in his latte. Even people with Phd’s are wrong sometimes!
Nate’s kids get an Easter Pay Day while Chris has to sing for his Easter candy. Diapers are valid and free speech isn’t. In fact, it’s… problematic.
Cowan finds out he’s been living a Chick-Fil-A sauce lie. We talk about our childhood camp experiences. White people eat babies. Biden is a vampire. Tater tots are problematic.
Chris uses a 6-hour drive to tell his son about the Birds & Bees. Nate becomes the butt of a pharmacist’s joke. A black muslim trans pirate tells us about “solo poly.” Messages on church signs and car windows are always terrible. Batman is problematic.
Chris introduces his kids to the Weird Al Classic, UHF, and has to deal with teenage romance. Nate get swarmed by the elderly. Sarah Palin is a democratic moron, Buddha was black, and wedding crucifixions might be the newest craze! Singing is problematic.
Nate feels like an idiot playing Guitar Hero. Chris decides to get fat for Christmas. Black people used to have wings. Someone on FB shares their STD journey. Mugs are problematic (especially Chris’).
On this Christmas special: Chris’ son chooses a strange gift for the white elephant exchange. Nate’s daughter has a windblown blow-up. Stop saying “my tribe”! People are apologizing for random numbers now. Santa is Problematic.
Nate struggles to feign interest in Pokemon. Chris experiences a disappointment of theological proportions. More oddly-specific messages on cars. Someone thinks women should lead. Gratitude is problematic.
Chris’ studio smells bad, and he buys weed for his son. Nate wasn’t feeling the worship music. Chris runs into a mask Nazi. Florida is problematic.
Chris succumbs to dad clothes. Nate encounters an overly-zealous little league coach. Someone gives new meaning to “go screw yourself,” and Halloween is problematic.
Squid Game has an odd content warning. Hamilton is still a thing. Chris gets propositioned by a prostitute. A Facebook Marketplace post takes us on a dark rabbit hole. Eggplants are problematic.
Chris and Nate reminisce over their childhood during the California gold rush. Nate keeps getting harassed at the self check-out. Chris sells feet pics. It’s a Social Net-Jerk marathon!
It’s our SEASON 1 FINALE, but don’t worry, we’ll be back soon! Nate’s karate class keeps trying to upsell him, Cowan has a bad day at the lake. Beautiful people are bad. If only there were preexisting terms for people with specific genitals. Fireworks are problematic.
Chris is officially a cat lady, and has seized the means of production from the capitalist elite. YouTube ads threw off Nate’s emotional high. White people come from fallen angels. A graphic designer might need to rethink their career choice. A blue check on twitter is sooo in love with…
Nate’s son unknowingly risks his life to get baptized. Cowan’s privilege checks are becoming less and less ironic. Is McDonald’s in the NRA’s pocket? You are obligated to have babies. Wearing oversized clothes is fatphobic. Circus peanuts are problematic. Photo: Mark Bonica
We reminisce over the old days of text messages. Nate prepares for the most expensive place on earth. Chris plans to teach his kids about the downsides of starting a business. If you take a COVID vax, you can’t go to Heaven. Foreskins are a human right. $2 Toothpaste will…
Cowan witnesses a lady who’s just a bit too free-spirited at the river. Nate’s experiences Godspell during a heat spell. Mother’s Day is for everyone and their dog. Dogs give you pervert cancer. Period trackers and DNA tests are transphobic. Indecent Exposure is problematic.
Chris is unusually self-conscious about his outfit, and his arms. Nate gets typecast in a vacation Bible school video. Chris joins a country club. Someone pulls a Jesus-juke on a vaccine discussion. Calling obesity unhealthy is white supremacy. Lemurs are problematic.
Ronnie Quimley
Is this show completely gone now? I only discovered it today!🥺