Submarine and A Roach

This week on Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast, Tmt and Koj bring the laughs and introspection in Episode 214. The duo kicks things off with a deep dive into the viral TikTok hit Bad B*tch Syndrome, dissecting its quintessential afrobeats vibe and why critics just don’t get it. It’s a track that’s dividing the internet, and Tmt and Koj are here to set the record straight. Next, they tackle the idea of leaving Twitter, with Tmt hilariously recounting how he failed a Bluesky captcha, prompting Koj to question if Tmt is, in fact, a bot. From there, they explore the anime Blue Lock and Tmt’s experience with non-alcoholic beers as part of his sobriety journey. Briefly touching on Big Groove and Ope Famakin, the conversation shifts to first-generation immigrants making "Nigerian Parent" content, and where the cultural disconnect lies. The laughs keep coming as they delve into mushrooms, with Tmt sharing his experiences on a Psilocybin journey and Koj reflecting on his worst shroom high. The guys also get personal, discussing what their ideal weddings would look like, and Koj opens up about his journey with ADHD treatment and knee rehabilitation. Packed with humor, heartfelt moments, and unfiltered takes, this episode is a perfect blend of insight and hilarity. Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you listen to your favorite shows!

On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast, Koj and Mayowa are joined by Hauwa and Kunmi for a deep dive into the fallout of the US Presidential Elections. With their signature wit and sharp commentary, the group unpacks the chaos, surprises, and memes that defined the campaign season. From Biden dropping out to Trump getting shot at, Hauwa and Kunmi share their pre-election expectations and how they feel about the final results. The conversation turns introspective as they explore why Nigerian men seem to support Trump and the deeper implications of Democratic infighting, summed up perfectly with "Dems in Disarray." But the discussion doesn’t stop at U.S. politics. The group examines the cognitive dissonance of being African and loving America—balancing admiration for the country with critique of its imperial role in the southern hemisphere. Packed with humor, sharp commentary, and unfiltered perspectives, this episode of Submarine and A Roach is one you don’t want to miss! Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, & wherever you get your podcasts.

Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj for another episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast, where real talk meets humor! In Episode 212: "Solar Inverters Are The New I-Pass-My-Neighbor," the guys dive into the latest trends and issues impacting life in Nigeria and beyond. Kicking off with a discussion on solar-powered inverters, the trio talks about how worsening power shortages and rising costs are driving Nigerians to seek alternatives—and how the humble inverter is becoming the new essential. They also dig into the concept of "Backing An Individual's Beef" vs. giving someone the benefit of the doubt and how sometimes it's better to talk friends off the ledge rather than dive headfirst into their conflicts. This leads to a broader conversation on the risks of vouching for people—and the fallout when unreliable folks don’t hold up their end. Switching gears, the guys address the rise of redpill content, exploring why they think it's gaining traction as some men resist acknowledging shifting societal roles. The episode wraps up with a dive into recent global politics: Donald Trump’s election victory in the U.S., Kemi Badenoch’s political rise in the U.K., and a surprising scandal from Equatorial Guinea. Expect laughs, insights, and plenty of unfiltered commentary in this Submarine and A Roach episode! Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcasts.

Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj for another hilarious and unfiltered episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast aka The Funniest Podcast in Nigeria! In Episode 211: "Thrustmaster 3000," the guys tackle everything from husbands and IG baddies to gaming nostalgia, all with their signature wit and humor. This week, the laughs kick-off as Tmt shares a funny story about his married friend texting him to inquire about "baddies" on Instagram. Mayowa takes us back to his university days, reminiscing about his Nintendo Wii and the joy of playing tennis on it. The gaming nostalgia continues when Koj introduces his Thrustmaster 3000 steering wheel and console, which sends the guys into a fit of laughter over its name. Next, they dive into the evolution of music-playing devices—from the Walkman to the iPod—reflecting on how music consumption has transformed over the years. The conversation then shifts to age-inappropriate relationships, with Koj sharing a story about his prom date attempting to ditch him to hang out with a Nigerian celebrity. The episode wraps up with a deep dive into the Netflix hit Love Is Blind, with Tmt and Mayowa offering their takes on the latest season’s drama. Packed with humor, nostalgia, and unfiltered commentary, this is an episode you won’t want to miss! Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you listen to your favorite shows.

Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj in another unfiltered and hilarious episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast! In Episode 210: "Olodo From Africa #OFA," the trio dives into funny topics that will have you laughing out loud, all while delivering their signature sharp commentary. This week, they kick things off with a discussion about Odumodublvck’s unreleased verse on Rema’s album, dissecting what could’ve been and why this lost track has generated so much buzz in the Nigerian music industry. Things take a personal turn when Mayowa shares an awkward story about a friend attending his birthday—just to eat—despite them not being on speaking terms. The guys break down the petty dynamics of friendship and how to navigate uncomfortable situations. Next up, Tmt shares his experience at RF Gardens in Lagos, a prime spot for live music, with great vibes and an amazing outdoor setting, making it a must-visit venue for anyone in the Lagos scene. They don’t stop there! The conversation shifts to Coldplay and other iconic bands that have left a lasting mark on global music, with insights into what makes them stand out. The episode wraps up with a deep dive into Nigerian entertainment: discussing Burna Boy, Speed Darlington, and Oxlade’s controversial interview where he claims the word “Africa” has racist origins, allegedly coined from "Afro" and "freaks." It’s another episode packed with hilarious stories, cultural commentary, and the sharp wit that only Submarine and A Roach can deliver. Don’t miss out—tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and anywhere else you listen to podcasts for all the laughs and insights!

Submarine and A Roach is back with another hilarious episode of Nigeria's #1 comedy podcast, hosted by Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj. This week’s episode, titled "APC - Animal People's Congress," delivers plenty of laughs, insightful commentary, and unfiltered banter. The episode starts with a fun animal trivia game show parody hosted by Tmt, where the trio dives into ridiculous questions and hilarious answers. It’s the perfect lighthearted start to another classic Submarine and A Roach episode. Next, Koj reveals he got a raise, sparking a discussion about workplace culture and why none of the hosts are the type to brag about their achievements at work. This leads to a conversation about adding a "won't recommend" feature on LinkedIn, a humorous take on the job networking platform. The guys then switch gears to talk about traveling across Nigeria—they share the various states they've visited, discussing their experiences and memories. Of course, they couldn’t miss the chance to weigh in on the ongoing Wizkid vs Davido beef, delving into the Nigerian music scene and also how international sportswear brands can break into the Nigerian market. To wrap it up, they dive into a breakdown of the finale of HBO’s hit show Industry, offering their takes without giving away any spoilers. Tune in to Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s funniest podcast, for all the laughs, cultural insights, and entertaining discussions that keep listeners coming back week after week. Available now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and anywhere else you get Podcasts.

Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj in this week’s hilarious episode of Submarine and a Roach, Nigeria's funniest comedy podcast! The episode kicks off with a cheeky listener comment suggesting that Tmt bears a striking resemblance to Jeremy Clarkson. This leads to a humorous exploration of Clarkson's controversies over the years, with Tmt attempting to ironically defend him based on his Wikipedia page—expect some witty banter and sharp commentary! Next, the trio dives into the latest antics of Mowalola and Ian Connor, recapping their shenanigans from the week. The guys also discuss the intriguing Vince McMahon Netflix documentary, sharing their takes on the captivating world of wrestling and entertainment. Joining the conversation is Idowu Kukoyi, the founder of Nigerian Pub Quiz, based in the UK. She leads a fun round of trivia featuring Nigerian culture and Submarine and a Roach, testing their knowledge and providing plenty of laughs along the way. Finally, they tackle the heated discussion surrounding David Oyelowo securing the adaptation rights to Chinua Achebe's classic Things Fall Apart. The trio examines the backlash from Nigerians who believe that authentic Nigerian stories should be told and starred in by Nigerians. Tune in for a perfect blend of comedy, cultural commentary, and insightful discussions in this week’s episode of Submarine and a Roach! Don't miss out on the laughter and engaging topics that keep our listeners coming back for more!

Join Mayowa and Koj in this hilarious episode of Submarine and a Roach as they dive into a range of entertaining topics and insightful commentary! The episode kicks off with a lighthearted discussion about the origins of Mayowa's latest nickname, "Mr. Mayowa," which he absolutely hates. This leads to a funny story about his little cousin Bolu, an 18-year-old university student who only calls him "Uncle Mayowa" when he's about to be cheeky. As they delve into their weeks, Mayowa shares his exciting time spent with Tiwa Savage, prompting Koj to reminisce about meeting the star back in 2010 (or was it 2009?). The conversation then shifts to the recent ShxtsNGigs podcast debacle, where they provide commentary on Fuhad and James’ actions and reactions following their appearance on Andrew Schulz's Flagrant Podcast. In a fast-paced segment, they touch on various topics including fatphobia, career insights, and a political discussion featuring Remi and Bola Tinubu. The episode takes a curious turn as they ponder the rumors of Mowalola dating Ian Connor, both refusing to believe it's possible. Finally, the duo wraps up with a discussion about Diddy's recent arrest, their strategies for repaying a staggering 400 million Naira debt, and some theories about why TMT is missing from this week’s episode. Tune in for a rollercoaster of laughter, engaging conversations, and the comedic insights that only Submarine and a Roach can deliver!

In this episode of Submaroach, hosts TMT, Koj, and Mayowa are joined by Femi Awoniyi, the host of "My Innovation Story", a podcast that highlights the journeys of African founders. Together, they tackle a wide range of topics, mixing humor with insights. 1. TMT’s New Crush: The boys kick off with a hilarious deep dive into TMT’s latest crush, sharing their thoughts and plenty of laughs along the way. 2. Road Rage Stories: Each host recounts their wildest road rage episodes, offering a blend of outrageous moments and comedic relief as they compare their experiences behind the wheel. 3. Elon Musk’s Recent Online Behaviour: The group dissects Elon Musk’s latest antics on social media, exploring the billionaire’s unpredictable online presence. 4. Kendrick Lamar at the Super Bowl: They dive into Kendrick Lamar’s exciting selection at the possible exclusion of Lil Wayne to perform at the Super Bowl, discussing it's impact on hip-hop and the significance of the performance. 5. A Ton of Other Insane Topics: As always, the episode is jam-packed with spontaneous discussions and side-splitting humour that will keep listeners entertained from start to finish. Tune in to Submaroach Episode 206 for a wild ride filled with laughs, insights, and plenty of surprises. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and leave a review to keep up with all the latest episodes!

Dive into the latest episode of Submarine and a Roach with hosts Mayowa, Koj, and TMT as they explore a mix of compelling and comedic topics! In this episode, TMT recounts his unexpected Saturday night rave in shorts after initially setting out to avoid the nightlife. The conversation then shifts to the guys reminiscing about their first encounters with parental discipline, with Koj revealing how those experiences might have steered him away from becoming a beggar or Nigerian politician. The trio delves into their childhood memories, discussing the homes they grew up in and their sleeping arrangements. Koj’s surprising revelation causes concern for Mayowa and TMT. Listen in as they interview a self-proclaimed deadbeat dad to understand the mindset and circumstances behind being a deadbeat parent. The episode also addresses some spicy and unfounded criticism, leading to a heated discussion. Finally, the hosts compare Nollywood movies on Amazon Prime Video versus Netflix, debating which platform offers better Nigerian cinema. Tune in for a mix of laughs, insightful discussions, and entertaining stories on this episode of Submarine and a Roach!

Join Koj and TMT in this dynamic episode of Submarine and a Roach as they dive into a whirlwind of engaging topics and hilarious tales! The episode kicks off with a wild text TMT received in response to his IG story, sparking a conversation about dating and perceptions. The guys reflect on previously trying to book Kolamide, who was on a wild chase to retrieve his lost AirPods in Lagos. Koj shares his BBQ adventures, while Kolamide recaps his busy weekend, from hosting a real estate event to shooting This Week Tonight. TMT walks us through his week, including the funnies around an oversold Vogue Boys event. TMT voices his dislike for reggae music, and they hilariously dissect the lyrics of “we’ll share the shelter of my single bed,” questioning the appeal of such an arrangement. The discussion shifts to apartment hunting tales in Lagos, with TMT recounting his experience house hunting alongside Odunsi The Engine. TMT also shares a funny story about his father’s appearance on City People’s "Top 10 Ibadan Big Boys" and the uproar it caused at his school. The crew explores Gen-Z hypergamy, inspired by Odunsi’s remark that Gen-Z boys crave guns more than anything. Koj and Kolamide explore the potential of turning incels into political assassins and the role of Gen-Z girls in advocating for political and infrastructural changes. The podcast takes an unexpected turn with a deep dive into denim, as TMT discusses his latest obsession with a pair of jeans. Kolamide then drops a surprising bombshell about meeting two women who had previously been involved with TMT, leading to a discussion on dating and meeting new people. Kolamide also shares his journey as a comedian, and the episode wraps up with a discussion about Chidinma Adetshina’s victory as Miss Universe Nigeria. Tune in for a rollercoaster of laughter, unexpected twists, and thought-provoking discussions!

In this episode of Submaroach, TMT and Koj are joined by special guest Mr. Ina, the founder of Boho Funk, for a lively and engaging discussion. They dive into a mix of creative ventures, media updates, and legal news, all wrapped in their signature humour. 1. Boho Funk’s New Vintage Store: Mr. Ina talks about his innovative new vintage store and creative hub, Boho Funk, which is set to open on the 31st of August and the 1st of September. Get the inside scoop on what makes this space unique and why it’s a must-visit. 2. Adesuwa at Arise: The boys celebrate friend of the podcast, news anchor Adesuwa Giwa-Osagie, who’s joining Arise TV’s international desk and attending the Democratic National Convention in Chicago. Hear their thoughts on her exciting career move and what it means for international news coverage. 3. New Supreme Court Chief Justice Appointment: TMT and Koj discuss the latest shakeup in the legal world with the appointment of a new Supreme Court Chief Justice. Expect insightful commentary and a touch of humor as they break down what this means for the judiciary. 4. And a Myriad of Hilarious Topics: As always, the episode is filled with a wide range of hilarious discussions and spontaneous banter that will keep you entertained from start to finish. Tune in to Submaroach Episode 203 for a blend of creativity, news, and comedy. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and leave a review to stay updated with all the latest episodes!

Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj on this week’s Submarine and a Roach for a laughter-filled episode tackling a variety of intriguing and comedic topics: Kanye West as a Concept: The guys dive into the idea of Kanye West being more of a concept than a human being. LinkedIn Adventures: Tmt and Koj share their contrasting LinkedIn habits – Tmt logs in every few months, while Koj checks it daily. Squash Court Shenanigans: Tmt's squash adventures with Victor, and Mayowa’s revelation about their trespassing on someone else’s court. Group Workouts vs. Gym Sessions: The debate on the benefits of working out in groups or playing sports compared to hitting the gym for weights. Living Adventurously in Lagos: Koj and Mayowa debate whether surviving in Lagos as an outdoor enthusiast is feasible. Ikoyi Club Memberships: A discussion about Ikoyi Club’s offerings and Mayowa's playful broke shaming of Tmt for not having a membership, which spurs Tmt to consider getting one. Tyler The Creator’s Comments: The guys weigh in on Tyler The Creator’s recent remarks about Ian. Joe Rogan’s Comedy Special: A review of Joe Rogan’s latest comedy special and why it fell flat. Kanye’s Christianity Grift: An exploration of Kanye West’s intersection of faith and business. RCCG Church Business Ventures: A light-hearted bit about starting a business using the RCCG church’s global network. Big Brother Nigeria and Tribalism: A discussion on the role of tribalism in Big Brother Nigeria. Love is Blind UK: The latest updates and their thoughts on the show. Mayowa’s Interview with Ronami Ogulu: Mayowa addresses comments about having a crush on his interviewee for Culture Custodian's "Overnight Success" series. The Downsides of Fame: The episode wraps up with a discussion on the challenges of being famous. Tune in for a rollercoaster of humor, insights, and lively debates

Dive into the latest episode of Submarine and a Roach with Tmt and Koj as they bring their signature humor and insights to the table! The show starts with Tmt’s smooth late-night radio intro, echoing his retro rap intro from last week. Koj gives a nod to David Guetta, joking about wanting an A.I. version of the DJ to handle his eulogy. Tmt catches Koj off guard with voice notes from a group chat, featuring Koj’s hilariously off-key singing about having a great day and taunting his friends. Tmt celebrates 5 months of sobriety while Koj praises him for staying sharp and sober on the podcast. The guys recount their weekends and share laughs over Tmt’s new tattoo of a biplane, leading to a funny conversation with his dad that leaves Koj in stitches. They discuss Nigeria’s disappointing Olympic performance and wrap up with a very short review of Asake’s latest album. The episode closes with a discussion on a topic where they admit they’re completely out of their depth. Tune in for a blend of comedy, personal anecdotes, and entertaining commentary!

Join TMT, Koj, and Mayowa for the milestone 200th episode of Submaroach! This special edition is packed with laughter, reflections, and engaging discussions that mark this significant achievement. Episode 200 is a blend of music, reality TV, and listener interaction that you won't want to miss. 1. TMT’s Spirited Rap: Kicking off the episode, TMT delivers a "spirited" rap performance that sets the tone for the celebrations. Prepare for some impressive rhymes and infectious energy. 2. Celebrating 200 Episodes: The boys reflect on their journey of creating 200 episodes, sharing memorable moments, behind-the-scenes stories, and their gratitude for the listeners' support. 3. Big Brother Nigeria New Season: The hosts dive into the new season of Big Brother Nigeria, where contestants are entering as duos, including two sets of twins and an auntie with her niece. The boys give their hilarious takes on the latest house dynamics and expectations. 4. Listener Questions: In a special segment, TMT, Koj, and Mayowa answer some really cool questions from their listeners, offering candid and often comedic responses. 5. School Anthems: The boys take a nostalgic trip down memory lane as they discuss the school anthems of their secondary schools, sharing funny anecdotes and stories from their school days. 6. Hilarious Topics: As always, the episode is filled with a myriad of hilarious topics and spontaneous humour that will keep you entertained throughout. Tune in to Submaroach Episode 200 for a celebration of comedy, culture, and community. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and leave a review to stay updated with all the latest laughs and insights!

This week on Submarine and a Roach, Koj, Mayowa, and TMT dive into the week's hot topics with a mix of humor and heart. In this episode, they tackle the sensitive issue of supporting friends during their times of mourning and explore whether physical presence—or something else entirely—is what really matters. Join the crew as they share personal insights, laugh through the tears, and discuss what it truly means to be there for those you care about. Tune in for a thought-provoking and entertaining episode that’s as real as it is relatable!

In this exciting episode of Submaroach, hosts TMT, Koj, and Mayowa are joined by special guest Elo to discuss his highly anticipated party, "Retrorave," happening on the 27th of July. The event will feature an exclusive playlist of music from the 90s and 2000s, promising a nostalgic trip down memory lane. Alongside the party talk, the boys dive into a myriad of pop culture topics, ensuring a fun and engaging listen. Retrorave with Elo: Elo shares all the juicy details about "Retrorave," from the music selection to the party vibes. Get ready for an epic night celebrating the best of 90s and 2000s music! 2. 90s & 2000s Music:The hosts reminisce about their favorite hits from the 90s and 2000s, discussing iconic songs, artists, and the cultural impact of that era's music. 3. Pop Culture Galore:TMT, Koj, and Mayowa, along with Elo, dive into various pop culture topics, offering their unique and hilarious takes on recent trends, celebrity news, and more. Tune in to Submaroach Episode 198 for a mix of nostalgia, humor, and pop culture insights. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and leave a review to keep up with all the latest episodes!

Join hosts TMT and Mayowa for another uproarious episode of Submaroach, where they tackle hot topics and wild hypotheticals with their signature humour and wit. Episode 197 is a must-listen, packed with comedy, culture, and unexpected insights. 1. Trump Gets Shot:The boys dive into the shocking news of the Trump assassination attempt, offering their comedic takes and speculative commentary on the aftermath. 2. Burna Boy Still on Top:TMT and Mayowa celebrate Burna Boy's continued dominance in the music scene after Mayowa sees him live, discussing his latest achievements and why he remains at the pinnacle of success. 3. Nigerian Musicians as Presidents: Imagine your favourite Nigerian musicians in the highest office! The hosts hilariously imagine what it would be like if top Nigerian musicians became presidents, envisioning their policies, campaigns, and leadership styles. 4. The Friendship Threesome:*The boys explore the bizarre and amusing friendship threesome between Putin and Kim Jong Un and how Trump would affect it, delving into the dynamics and the global implications with their unique comedic twist. 5. Tokio Toni's New Podcast: TMT and Mayowa discuss the launch of Tokio Toni’s new podcast, sharing their thoughts on her content and potential impact in the podcasting world. 6. Dubai as a Must-Visit Destination: The hosts talk about the lifiting of the ban on Nigerians travelling to Dubai and it as a prime travel destination, As always, the episode is filled with a plethora of other entertaining and thought-provoking topics that will keep you laughing and engaged from start to finish. Tune in to Submaroach Episode 197 for a comedy-packed exploration of these diverse topics. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and leave a review to keep up with all the laughs and insights!

Join TMT and Mayowa for another insane episode of Submaroach, where they tackle an array of quirky and thought-provoking topics. Episode 196 is packed with humour, insights, and lively debates that will keep you hooked from start to finish. Naming Your Kid "Sexy Redd" for $20 Million: The boys kick things off with a hilarious hypothetical discussion about the idea of naming a child "Sexy Redd" in exchange for $20 million. Listen as they weigh the pros and cons and get outside advice. OnlyFans as a Retirement Plan: TMT and Mayowa dive into the world of OnlyFans, exploring its potential as a viable retirement plan. The hosts discuss the platform's rise and the financial opportunities it presents. Remi Tinubu’s Smart Garden: The conversation takes a tech-savvy turn as the boys marvel at Remi Tinubu’s smart garden. They discuss the implications of smart technology in gardening and its impact on sustainability. Heineken Lokpobiri's Name Etymology: Ever wondered about the origins of unique names? TMT and Mayowa delve into the etymology of Heineken Lokpobiri’s name, offering a mix of cultural insights and humor. The Yoruba Party in London: The hosts discuss the intriguing news of a political party named the Yoruba Party being established in London. They explore its potential influence and the reactions from the diaspora community. Kendrick Lamar's "Not Like Us" Music Video: TMT and Mayowa share their thoughts on Kendrick Lamar’s latest music video, "Not Like Us." They analyze its themes, visual style, and the message it conveys to the audience. Guinness Shutting Down the "Cook-a-thon" Category: The episode wraps up with a discussion on Guinness deciding to shut down the "cook-a-thon" category. The boys share their opinions on the move and its impact on culinary competitions. Tune in to Submaroach Episode 193 for a rollercoaster of laughs, debates, and intriguing topics. Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and leave a review to stay updated with all the latest episodes!

Rainy week episode from 2/3rd of the funniest podcast from Nigeria. This week Mayowa and TMT break down the current version Lagos that they live in and have a lot of fun doing it.