Sunday Papers

Sunday Papers t-shirts available for the holidays! United Healthcare is hiring! Hawk Tuah talent ruins her fans' meager life savings, and Ellen’s new English cottage is flooded. That’s some WAP.Thanks to our sponsors:http://meetfabric.com/papersDownload the Gametime app and use code PapersWatch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!Email caption submissions to FitzdogRadio@gmail.com subject line: “Comic Contest”Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): fitzdogradio@gmail.comFind Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTimeMake sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmonsMike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Thanks to Heil Sound for the new microphones https://heilsound.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Walmart woke and then fell back asleep, inmates are getting pregnant from separate prison cells and Harvey Weinstein is upset that his cell is too cold.Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!Email caption submissions to FitzdogRadio@gmail.com subject line: “Comic Contest”Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): fitzdogradio@gmail.comFind Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTimeMake sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmonsMike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Thanks to Heil Sound for the new microphones https://heilsound.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

High school kid suspended for using AI on his homework, Gaetz is on Cameo and Ellen has fled the country.Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): fitzdogradio@gmail.comFind Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTimeMake sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmonsMike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Thanks to Heil Sound for the new microphones https://heilsound.comEmail caption submissions to FitzdogRadio@gmail.com subject line: “Comic Contest”Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Tyson shadowboxes for $10M, A Boston brothel is about to release its client list (after releasing its clients), and a man dies in a tanning bed. Also, The Onion buys InfoWars.Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): fitzdogradio@gmail.comFind Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTimeMake sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmonsMike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Thanks to Heil Sound for the new microphones https://heilsound.comEmail caption submissions to FitzdogRadio@gmail.com subject line: “Comic Contest”Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Boy, do we have a Florida Man story for this week! Also, Australia Man, Mississippi man and South Carolina Man. And Mike introduces a new (old) comic strip.Support our Sponsors: meetfabric.com/papersWatch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): fitzdogradio@gmail.comFind Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTimeMake sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmonsMike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Thanks to Heil Sound for the new microphones https://heilsound.comEmail caption submissions to FitzdogRadio@gmail.com subject line: “Comic Contest”Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Jaywalking is now legal in NY as is Eric and Lyle shot gunning their rich parents in LA. Yankees/ Dodgers discussion and Anna Kendrick is giving her salary away from her recent movie because it is about a serial killer.Support our Sponsors: meetfabric.com/papersWatch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): fitzdogradio@gmail.comFind Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTimeMake sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmonsMike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Thanks to Heil Sound for the new microphones https://heilsound.comEmail caption submissions to FitzdogRadio@gmail.com subject line: “Comic Contest”Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The algorithm isn’t going to like this one, but we think you will. Doyers and Jankees match up for The Series, a KY senator drives his lawn mower into an empty pool, a drunk man almost swims from Canada to Detroit, and AI can predict when you will die.Support our Sponsors: mintmobile.com/papersWatch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): fitzdogradio@gmail.comFind Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTimeMake sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmonsMike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Thanks to Heil Sound for the new microphones https://heilsound.comEmail caption submissions to FitzdogRadio@gmail.com subject line: “Comic Contest”Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Greg plays the bongos this week, Jim Gaffigan rips some politicians, and Red Lobster is ending the $20 all you can eat shrimp offer. Also, the Girl Scouts are gouging their members and Victoria Secret is letting the secret out of the bag.Support our Sponsors: PrizePicks.com “Download the app today and use code PAPERS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup!”GroundNews.com/sp for 40% offWatch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): fitzdogradio@gmail.comFind Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTimeMake sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmonsMike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Thanks to Heil Sound for the new microphones https://heilsound.comEmail caption submissions to FitzdogRadio@gmail.com subject line: “Comic Contest”Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

People are getting blown a lot in FLA, Spirit Air kicks 2 women off a flight for wearing crop tops and Dr Dre is threatening his marriage counselor. Oh yeah and Steven Tyler is black.Support our Sponsor: Gametime.co download the app, use code: papersWatch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): fitzdogradio@gmail.comFind Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTimeMake sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmonsMike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Thanks to Heil Sound for the new microphones https://heilsound.comEmail caption submissions to FitzdogRadio@gmail.com subject line: “Comic Contest”Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Denver shutters its last lesbian bar, LAPD has robot dogs and Elton John is on his last leg (and hip).Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): fitzdogradio@gmail.comFind Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTimeMake sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmonsMike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Thanks to Heil Sound for the new microphones https://heilsound.comEmail caption submissions to FitzdogRadio@gmail.com subject line: “Comic Contest”Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week, Florida man is in warm water and the NYC mayor is in hot water. California apologizes for slavery and a woman is dragged from Disneyland for sneaking in her kids.Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): fitzdogradio@gmail.comFind Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTimeMake sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmonsMike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Thanks to Heil Sound for the new microphones https://heilsound.comEmail caption submissions to FitzdogRadio@gmail.com subject line: “Comic Contest”Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Diddy did it! Eardrums are bursting on Delta, a peeping Tom gets a bat down, the competition was fierce at the Paralympics, and we may be making some money off Bert Kreischer.Watch Greg’s special "You Know Me" on YouTube! http://bit.ly/FitzYouKnowMeLOVE it if you would leave a comment and spread the word.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Taylor Swift just endorsed our podcast! Also, Jewish women have stopped a sex strike, Bon Jovi saves a life, and a dude at Kid Rock’s bar swings his colostomy bag at police.Watch Greg's special "You Know Me" on YouTube! http://bit.ly/FitzYouKnowMeLOVE it if you would leave a comment and spread the word. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

We’re back! Some thoughts on this week’s debate, Zac Brown dumps his wife of 9 days, Elton John talks about doing blow with John Lennon and a Florida man attacks a police dog.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Blame Greg who is out promoting his special, "You Know Me". In lieu of a new episode we are putting out our very first Sunday Papers from March 2020.Take a walk back to the very first hint of Covid in the air and the strong waft of bullshit from the microphones.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

A teacher starts an only fans account, Disney is the evil empire, a man goes full Florida and Garfield eats a donut.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Billie Eilish fires her Pervy agent, the Matthew Perry case has people drowning in indictments, Kevin Hart worked a three way on Molly and Tommy Lee’s son is such a cool guy. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Mike drives across the country, Greg sees nudity on Venice Beach, Storms in Fla, a dead passenger in Chicago and Hulk Hogan threatened Matt Damon.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

A lot of talk about Paris and Comic-Con. Also, Philly Man, Florida Man and Texas Man bring the chaos.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

OK so maybe last week wasn’t a great one to take off, but we’re back! Costco has an Apocalypse Bucket for the survivalists, AI is taking over comedy, a Florida man leads police on a car chase in a golf cart, and a 72-year-old is competing for Miss Texas.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy