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TBTL is a daily show hosted by two longtime friends goofing their way through the world the best they can.

Join Luke Burbank and Andrew Walsh as they cover the most important topics of the day, from 25 year-old film reviews to whether or not Andrew's neighbors are secretly using his garbage bins.
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Luke and Andrew realize (with the help of a listener) that they were missing a pretty big piece of information about a Luke Wilson commercial they talked about at length yesterday. Plus, Andrew has some questions about a plethora of radio ads he's been hearing that feature a former reality TV host. They also discuss the two oldest McDonald's burgers in existence.
Luke and Andrew consider their chances of winning the brand new (and already-controversial) Golden Globe For Podcasting. Plus, Luke got up at the crack of dawn today to find out how the tofu gets made. And Andrew is dealing with an especially painful Wordle loss. 
#4584 Full Frontal Casket

#4584 Full Frontal Casket

2025-10-2701:11:12

Something happened to Luke this weekend that has him considering a very big change in the hair department. He also learned his new favorite joke from an Uber driver. And Andrew had a moderately shocking moment in a record store. 
#4583 Rapped Attention

#4583 Rapped Attention

2025-10-2401:33:21

Luke will be hosting a Halloween pet costume party this weekend. He's also getting more into Bluesky these days. Meanwhile, Andrew sets the record straight on a classic scene from Superman IV. 
#4582 Well, Well, Well

#4582 Well, Well, Well

2025-10-2359:15

Luke finally lifted the metal plate that covers the well in his driveway to find out what exactly is down there. He offers Andrew a full report. They also discuss a Washington Post piece about a slang phrase the youth are using -- or, were using, until the Washington Post wrote about  it. And Luke picked the absolute worst time to become a Blazers fan.   
Now that there's no more baseball to discuss, Luke and Andrew's conversations turn to lawn care and how gravel maintenance has Luke reconsidering his relationship with Amazon.com. They also explore more creative names for sunshowers from around the world, thanks to listener Marissa.   
#4580 It Gets Vedder

#4580 It Gets Vedder

2025-10-2101:13:16

The Seattle Mariners are not going to the World Series. But Luke and Andrew are doing surprisingly okay this morning. Plus, more listeners weigh-in on the "best beer experience" list, as well as situational popcorn. 
After a big win and a big loss over the weekend, the Seattle Mariners now face one game that will determine whether or not they go to the World Series for the very first time. Luke and Andrew check-in on their feelings. And Andrew explains the very non-baseball reason he's been feeling an immense amount of anxiety lately. Photo via Wikimedia Commons
#4578 A Few Small Beers

#4578 A Few Small Beers

2025-10-1701:32:13

Luke and Andrew weigh-in on a listener's list of "Top Five Beer Situations." Plus, Andrew has an update on Operation Dog Sitter, and they discuss the current situation the  Seattle Mariners find themselves in.
Luke and Andrew discuss the "social saunas" that a company is promoting in Seattle, as well as a disturbing sweat-related habit that Andrew once had. They also share their feelings about yesterday's blowout loss by the Mariners, which probably isn't as bad as it seems. (But don't say that out loud, because you might jinx it.) 
Andrew watched a remarkable episode of Columbo yesterday while dog sitting and concluded that Peter Falk is a bit of a dog himself. Meanwhile, Luke was checking out some slightly more modern HBO productions, like The Chair Company and The Alabama Solution and shares his thoughts. They also discuss a new AI app that is churning out impressive but concerning content and a stolen gas station dinosaur who found its way back home. 
Luke and Andrew set the record straight on a bear-related TBTL mishap. They also review some of the things they're doing to bring good luck to the Mariners and some of the things they're doing to avoid a jinx. 
Andrew heard "the most surprising radio commercial to air during a football game" yesterday, and he tries to get Luke to guess what it was. They also, of COURSE, talk a little baseball after their beloved Mariners' historic weekend.
It's family day on TBTL!  Luke's brother, David From The Basement, joins the show to talk about serving the Mariner's manager at a Seattle restaurant last night, on the eve of the biggest Ms game in decades. Then Luke's mom, Susie B., pops in to answer your questions!
#4572 Corny On Main

#4572 Corny On Main

2025-10-0901:35:471

Luke missed most of the Mariners game yesterday; Andrew wasn't so lucky. They also discuss a questionable TV commercial that seems to encourage human/buffalo romance and Luke's childhood memories of running free through grocery stores and the neighborhood at large.  (Photo via u/Hothacon on Reddit)
Andrew had a complete freakout yesterday over a text he sent Luke. Meanwhile, Luke has been editing and re-editing his Yelp Review Of A Lifetime. And Andrew's neighbor sent a carefully crafted note to the neighborhood email chain that he thinks he appreciates.
#4570 Deuces With Dignity

#4570 Deuces With Dignity

2025-10-0701:09:58

Luke is confused over the decision by the now-famous "Crying Mariners Fan" to wear a Savannah Bananas hat at an M's playoff game. He and Andrew also discuss an A.I.-generated song that has both of them feeling uneasy and a Seattle Times Rant & Rave column for the ages.  
#4569 Say Yes To The Stress

#4569 Say Yes To The Stress

2025-10-0602:18:02

Andrew and Luke wonder if they can emotionally and physically handle the Mariners' playoff run. (Turns out they can, so long as a cute baby is involved.) They also discuss Luke's potentially magical visit to the doctor and Andrew's general grumpiness. 
#4568 Kicking And Streaming

#4568 Kicking And Streaming

2025-10-0301:47:341

Andrew made a terrible discovery last night that is putting a huge damper on his plans to watch the Mariners' playoff games. And Luke is once again offering unwanted feedback to his local newspaper, this time in the comments section.
Luke is going on a huge organizing bender, and even he wonders if it's gone too far. He and Andrew also discuss public radio production rules, hearts of palm, and politically-coded outdoor furniture. 
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Greg Garland

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Feb 1st
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Shelli Miller

Holy moly, 3 hours?!

Mar 1st
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LetItBeMe

Here's the deal Luke you are completely wrong about that.

Oct 6th
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Shelli Miller

Another favorite show. I nearly peed myself.

Sep 18th
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Shelli Miller

Another favorite!

Aug 24th
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Shelli Miller

One of my favorite episodes!

Aug 24th
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Low Pursuit

hey dummies!

Jul 27th
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Asia Sherrill Thompson

I bought a balloon, but it doesn't mean I think I'm better than anyone else.

Mar 4th
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