Hello there kids, Nelsons still alive and kicking and a guest on the dkp?! thank the Christ! and we also jive about haters hating haters, also coming in on this show we discuss hamster man(?), also we hear the tale of neighbors biting other neighbors cock off, ouchie! THIS JUST IN! JON-BOY AND J TRAIN EAT THE FAMOUS GHOST PEPPERS - Holy Bollock! listen through the after song for a good laugh at these two divs choking of these firery bad-boys! Quote of the show: "doesn't get more black than nelson Mandela! email: dirtykong@live.co.uk Facebook/twitter: dirty kong podcast Skype message: jonodirtykong
Hells yes the big 70 SHOW!!! Its party time we get wrecked on GnT (is that gay?), the J-Train has a new and very annoying app, joy! we also ask the question is there social pressure in drinking for men?! We all love fat chicks?! We also discuss all thing D&D yes the boardgame and jon'boy's RUSH gig experiences! What else?! Well… J decides to celebrate this special episode by singing the entire Canadian national anthem, hurray! Quote of the show: "Bieburs shit it, aint he?!" "brotolomol! raising a baby? bager set!" email us on: dirtykong@live.co.uk Facebook us! Twitter/ Skype: jonodirtykong
Hay there listeners its... Splurge, yes that's right our retarded friend is back joining Jon-Boy and J for another fun time in studio 2! This week, stir crazy wankin nakedness (crazy!) …sexy window cleaners (oooh lala), David Beckham (fag) and peacock sex Phil! yes people its gonna be a large one! Also Splurge talks kids and trampolines, nasty! Favorite Quote of the Week: " …Tabby's...Indians!..." Facebook/ Twitter: dirtykong podcast. Email us on: dirtykong@live.co.uk SKYPE: jonodirtykong
hello there people! A very short episode this week, as we're off to see a scary film and couldn't be bothered to put in some early hours in the studio because we don't care and you guys should be goddamned grateful for whatever we give you! Mwah! We talk about fat people, fatting their way around as they fat...also we discuss eels going places they wish they hadn't and finally warlocks that rape and then kill your best friend! Joy! join us on Twitter: jonodirtykong Facebook: the dirty kong podcast Email: dirtykong@live.co.uk
Hay there folks welcome to another fine episode of the DKP, with your hosts, J-Train and Jon-Boy! email us on dirtykong@live.co.uk Twitter/Facebook: the dirty kong podcast!
Hay there listeners its episode 66, so J decides to smoke some green and Jon-Boy has to save the day?! We discuss an old favorite this week: penis biting attack, a Vietnamese woman gives birth on a motorbike and even couples raving with their babies, awesome!! and anyone fancy sausage?…don't be a pussy, find out why that's funny in this weeks episode! Favorite Quote of the Week: " …why have i taken a front shit…you've front shat out a baby!..." Facebook/ Twitter: dirtykong podcast. Email us on: dirtykong@live.co.uk SKYPE: jonodirtykong
Hay hay kids here we are back again for another round of nonsense, this week: ITS J'S BIRTHDAY! So this week we discuss the 'dirty thong bandit' who looks a lot like Jon-boy?! Judge for yourself on our Facebook page, also this week is our MOTHER'S DAY special episode so we talk about grannies powered by the mains, Every man's dream!? We also discuss an 8 year old kid marrying a 61 year old mother...nice! and finally a great video of a crazy mum buzzing after lady gaga concert, f*cking great. Favorite Quote of the Week: "Californian man busted in toilet with porn, cocaine and small child..." Facebook/ Twitter: dirtykong podcast. Email us on: dirtykong@live.co.uk SKYPE: jonodirtykong
Hay listeners this weeks show is dedicated to Richard Briers RIP. We're on top form with a story of friends wanking over a slipknot posters? We also discuss the lowest of the low, that's right…living statues! Bastards! Episode quote of the week: " …he looked like a cunt, dressed as a cunt, standing still like a cunt!" - JonBoy Also this week J rants about asteroids, their coming for us! We talk about men slapping babies on planes and even girls BONKING behind the wheel with disastrous results! Contact us on our Facebook Page and on Twitter! Email us at: dirtykong@live.co.uk
Hay there listeners this week we discuss people we try and avoid (most people), our friendly poker match with 'our friend Ben', and also there's a story delivered by the boys at the Royal and Doodall show?! We also discuss horse food…yummy...bagels anyone? Whats your top 'favorite rare things to eat'? Find out J's on this weeks show! Joy! Contact us on our Facebook Page, Twitter and email us at dirtykong@live.co.uk!
Hello dear listeners to episode 62 of the DKP! This week we go back to the classic...shit stories! After which we talk road kill, a Muslim's sex education, snow shoveling burglars and even pigeons that poo soap! Contact us on Twitter and Facebook. Email us on: dirtykong@live.co.uk Leave us a voice-mail on Skype on: JONODIRTYKONG.
Hello there listeners, this week is another fine addition to the DKP episode listing! We record at Js house this week for a change, JonBoy braves the snow to drive 2 minutes down the round and record some nonsense for you all! We discuss porno addicted chimps, helicopter crashes fiasco, and even a man suffocated by this girlfriends breasts, yummy! Big up to the DHB on their 100th episode extravaganza! As also follow us on Facebook and Twitter. You can Skype in messages on: jonodirtykong Email us on: dirtykong@live.co.uk
Hello listeners and Happy new Year welcome to this special LIVE USTREAM episode of the Dirty Kong Podcast! We have our friend Ben calling in, Biglors throws in some comments on the chat-room and Jonboy even decides to strip for the live viewers, bet you wished you'd tuned in now! We discuss lonely old women talking to themselves, a man loses his penis to a rat, and also J discovers a Jesus toaster, joy! More live shows to come keep your eye on our FB page! As always contact us on: email - dirtykong@live.co.uk FB page/Twitter - the dirty kong podcast Also voice call on Skype at: jonodirtykong
Welcome to our Christmas special episode 59.B! J's not happy about the present Jon-Boy gets him that he then happens to love?! We discuss Christmas high and lows, monkeys in IKEA, trolls on Facebook and even a popular weather man's addition to gang watch!! Also not to forget our time honored Jesus watch! Merry Christmas and a Happy fucking New Year! Email us on: dirtykong@live.co.uk Facebook/Twitter us on: Dirty Kong Podcast Send a skype voice message on: jonodirtykong
Hello everyone from the DKP fan club, this week we discuss tacky Christmas lights and super market sales?! We also delve into a Skype call from Davian Dent from The Bitter Sound Podcast we get ankle deep in anal talk and counting to potato?! We also discuss priests writing sex novels, a man getting the ultimate parking ticket revenge on his ex and even a giant inflatable snowman goes on his jollies. Email us on: dirtykong@live.co.uk Facebook/Twitter us on: Dirty Kong Podcast Send a skype voice message on: jonodirtykong
Part 2 of 2 Children in need, donkeys then snow leopards…right?! Australians without swimming pools, how do we punish sexual deviants?…you'll never know with j's drunken ramblings…I'm so sorry listeners… we also hear about elephants speaking human words, men being forced to marry his dead wife's sister and and j train even trys to pronounce some foreign names!? Crazy?! As time goes by we gradually get less and less coherent. it gets worse than usual people... We are so sorry listeners. Our bad… Enjoy. Contact us on: Email: dirtykong@live.co.uk Skype messages on: jonodirtykong Facebook/twitter: dirty kong podcast
Part 1 of 2... Welcome listeners to this episode 57 of the Dirty Kong podcast! This week we take a run through of 'a day in the life of' jon-boy, we also discuss children in need, romance, fat people with their roles of fat and fatness, we rail on YouTube adverts, get interrupted by fireworks and steadily get more pissed as the minutes pass in this our two part (drunken) episode! Can you spell on coming train-wreck!? GOOD GOD! Email us on: dirtykong@live.co.uk Facebook/Twitter us on: Dirty Kong Podcast Send a Skype voice message on: jonodirtykong
Hay, hay! Here we are we're back from a fairly long hiatus, but now we're as reaualgar as a polo eating 12 year old?! This episode we discuss racists comments, dirty parrot killing mothers, incest and even Jimmy Savile's afterlife lovelife?! Yes we're back on form kids! Voice mail us on SKYPE: jonodirtykong. Or EMAIL: dirtykong@live.co.uk and we're even on Facebook!! Joy!
HAY HAY! Welcome to another splendid episode of the DKP, this week we're in JONBOY's living room having a couch sesh…its too hot for studio fun…anyway this week we talk Olympics (almost too much) most especially volley ball…woof! We also discuss Jesus watch again, joy! AND A NEW SEGMENT, stay tuned listeners! We also talk about weird two legged dogs, girlfriends casting boyfriends body parts and even you'll hear JONBOY and the J TRAIN singing repetitively. As always you can contact us via email on: dirtykong@live.co.uk Skype voice mail on: jonodirtykong Twitter/ Facebook: dirtykong podcast.
Hay hay another fine episode of the DKP, we talk relationships on this show…oh dear, we hate women, they are evil, brown sauce hating harpies from hell! to find out more download the show. "rub one out" is the extent of J's relationship advice, and SPLURGE is back on the show, joy! Very relaxed episode as the heat is up for summer and we couldn't be arsed to create a coherent show…same old. We also play 'Danger Ball' Revels game! email: dirtykong@live.co.uk and/or contact us on Facebook. Twitter: @dirtykongpodcast
Holy crap, here we are again, and you'll never guess…all three hosts are in on this one, this week we talk toilet sex, bear wounds, bleached babies and J-train storms out on the show?! We even have more Gang/Glitter watch and even another Jesus spotting!! give us crap on our Facebook page or send your abuse to: dirtykong@live.co.uk also rate our show on iTunes bitches!