THE FAT OLD NERDS PODCAST

On this over delayed episode of the Fat Old NerdsPodcast, Justin claims he will have relationswith a sex robot that looks like Bob, Micah tellsthe story of his childs birth and the months of joy after, Bob talks Sonic 2, Micah tells usabout a not wearing pants moment, Justin suggests that a Wal-Mart bag can be used to swaddle your baby in the Alabama heat, Bob almost spits tea everywhere, we call all listeners to rally with us to goto Ukraine andfight, Justin gushes over Tiny Tinas Wonderlands,Micah makes an enemy of "the rock" and we get into the discussion of what makes an obscure movie obscure and we discuss stuff in the MCU!Music Credit ToKenny Loggins

On this episode of The Fat Old Nerds Podcast, wediscuss our favorite Thanksgiving foods, Justindeclares he will put out for banana pudding and comes up with the best Home Alone sequel, Bobsfat is described as marbleing, we discuss ourlast meals as death row inmates and how we endedup on death row. Bobs admits the bees scene inMy Girl made him laugh, Bob gives a brief spoilerfree review of Ghostbusters Afterlife and Justintells us about Clifford The Big Red Dog. Wediscover Steve Martin is part duck, Bob tells uswhat its like to travel long distances by bus,we review the classic movie Planes Trains andAutomobiles, Justin declares he is absolute shitin Halo InfiniteMusic Credit ToRay CharlesE-Mail Us! thefatoldnerdspodcast@gmail.com

On this Spooktacular episode of The Fat Old NerdsPodcast we discuss our top 3 horror movies, Micahgives us a breakdown of his near mental breakdownputting together a baby crib, Justin describesbrawls his children have, we discuss our favoritepast Halloween costumes and what non alive foodswe would eat if they were indeed alive, Justinsings Rob Zombies Dragula Justin Bieber style, welimit ourselves to 1 holocaust discussion a month, we discover through our filthy friendSanchez that you can mail poop and apparentlyJustin's kid doesn't wanna go to bed.THANKS FOR 500+ DOWNLOADS!Music Credit to Harry BelafonteGot poo crafts or impressive loafs? E-Mail themto us at thefatoldnerdspodcast@gmail.com

On this DIVINE episode of The Fat Old Nerds Podcast we review the Netflix documentary I AmDivine, Micah gives us new nicknames, Justincontends with a fly in his room throughout theepisode, Micah and Justin discuss Squid Game, Bobtalks about Black Widow and reveals he hates thesong American Pie, Justin's littlest scribbles onhis notes, we discuss how covid can kill your dick, Bob declares he has a doctorate in BALLS,we talk Star Wars Visions, Justin rambles on about MMA and we apologize for Micah's audio quality (again) he has since been sacked.Music Credit ToDivineAC/DCE-Mail us stuff at thefatoldnerdspodcast@gmail.com 

On this fantabulous episode of The Fat Old NerdsPodcast we discuss the Spider-Man No Way HomeTrailer, Marvels What If..., Micah has TERRIBLEaudio quality (blame him), we discuss Wookie burials, we pine over Dragoncon and our lack ofbeing there, we yet again bring up the idea ofstarting an Onlyfans, Justin admits achievingorgasm near Micah is possible but not with Bobnear him anywhere, Micah proclaims his beliefthat O'Douls will get you drunk if you believehard enough, Bob is a bad person,, we discuss the concept ofseeing pictures in your head and other brain bitsand Justin introduces us to a new religion and its holyclawmandments and remember, no one gets stuck in a dryer....Music Credit ToAC/DCRob Zombie

On this episode of The Fat Old Nerds Podcast, Bobtells us about a disturbing dream, we discuss thecolor red, Bob has a full nerd breakdown of the Ghostbusters Afterlife trailer, Justin expresseshis southern displeasure for the tearing down ofCentury Plaza, we ask which Pope had the nicesttesticles, we answer a listener question talkingabout what movies and songs we should like, butdon't. Micah tells us a tale of defeating someoneusing better knowledge, Justin talks his beachtrip and his wifes self serving DJ skills then gives Micah shit for downloading a game doingwhat he does everyday for work, we once again bitch about magic, we discuss covid hopes from old episodes, Bob gets paralyzed with fatness,Justin tells us where the world is headed,(according to a customer that is) and we discussmessed up things animals do.E-Mail Us! thefatoldnerdspodcast@gmail.comRIP Joey Jordison 1 RIP Dusty HillMusic Credit To Slipknot and ZZTop

On this very special episode of the Fat Old NerdsPodcast, for the first time we are ALL IN THESAME FUCKING ROOM! Its Micah, Bob and JustinLIVE FOLKS! We discuss the Borderlands movie,Bob gets tickled, Micah makes a HUGE announcement,Justin wears his wifes pants without remorse, wetalk dick moves in Magic The Gathering, Justin isVERY excited for the Borderlands spinoff game, Tiny Tina's Wonderlands, Justin and Micah have afield day touching Bob, Justin has a hacking fit,we invite all our listeners to feel Bobs legs, weexplore Justin's failed modeling and acting career,we talk our favorite anime, Micah looses his mancave and we tell Micah his future.THANKS FOR STICKING WITH US!ANYTHING YOU WANNA HEAR ABOUT E-MAIL US AT thefatoldnerdspodcast@gmail.com

On this less than attractive episode of The FatOld Nerds Podcast we discuss Magic The GatheringArena, Micah gives his feelings on the Home Owners Association where he lives, wecongratulate Alabama for legalizing medicalmarijuana....sort of, shout out to our friendSanchez for beating Justins ass with his owndinosaurs, we pitch our own video games, we talktalk hulu's M.O.D.O.K. Justin seems to want hiskids to have a knife fight, Bob talks some concert news including shows for Slipknot, Korn,Staind and Lacuna Coil and the return of Mudvayneand we all express our dislike for religion.E-Mail Us at thefatoldnerdspodcast@gmail.comAdd Us On TikTok Facebook Spotify and Instagramsearch The Fat Old Nerds PodcastOur MTG Arena Names ADD US!BOB-PoultryPlaneswalker666#88043MICAH-GorilaTapp#04229JUSTIN-Meechums#90965Music Credit ToJustin Moffett

On this episode of The Fat Old Nerds Podcast, wetalk Mortal Kombat (SPOILERS), Justin tells us howbacon is the sluttiest meat and goes on in a veryexcited voice to talk about the upcoming movie adaptation of the video game Borderlands which were sure you've heard mentioned on our show. Wediscuss returning Adult Swim favorites, we reachout to you the fans and say contact us, Micah admits his wife can out fart him, Justin's chair is loud as fuck and Justin sentences his wife to the gas chamber. All of that and more on this long overdue episode!Music Credit ToAC/DCRob ZombieE-MAIL US! thefatoldnerdspodcast@gmail.comSorry this is so late folks with new schedules its tough to find a time we can all do this but were trying to keep up.

On this long overdue episode of The Fat Old NerdsPodcast we discuss Wandavision, Micah makes a life changing accomplishment which leads Bob intoa song he wrote for Micah (how sweet), we tellthe tale of Wesley's Booby Trap, Micah gives usa rundown of his time at trucker school, Justingoes deep into the upcoming Borderlands movie, wepick what vehicle we would be if we were Transformers, we discuss songs we like by artistsor genres we don't like, we decide Fat Old Fisticuffs is going to be its own show after thisepisode, we talk about the "lost episode", THANKYOU LISTENERS!Shout out to Belville State UniversityMusic Credit To Jerry Reed

Warning, this episode is raw, January has proveda crazy month for us but we dont want to leave everyone hanging. So this is Justin and Micahsdream fight card. Our audio is fucked up in this its awful and contains nothing but a flamingtrain wreck. Bob does a comedic fight card, dicusses Jurassic Park, Justin takes very longin the bathroom and Bob almost stumps Justinwith a clever riddle. Again what you are about tohear is us at our worst.

On this spacey episode of The Fat Old Nerds Podcast Justin leads off with a silly voice, we discuss The Force Awakens, Justin asks where isthe borderline for alcoholism, we get a majorshout out from the glorious podcast That DoesSuit Madame, Micah keeps messing with Bobs head,we spoil the shit out of The Mandalorian season2, Justin debates on if he would rather be a Jedi or Aladdin, none of us can keep a houseplant alive, Justin keeps bringing up the StarWars Holiday Special, Micah rants about spoilersand we ask the question why is that moist? Music Credit toRob ZombieAC/DCCheck out That Does Suit Madame on the same podcast platforms you can find us they arethere we promise.FANS FROM AROUND THE GLOBE FOR THE LOVE OF BOBSDICK E-MAIL US AT thefatoldnerdspodcast@gmail.com

On The Fat Old Nerds Podcast Non Denominational Holiday Extravaganza we discuss our favorite Christmas movies, gifts of years past, Bob callsout his brother and the nerds diss on him, Micahgets a very overdramatic leg cramp, we hurteveryone's brains along with our own by bringing you a review of the 1978 Star Wars Holiday Special, we tell how we found out there is no Santa and the question of are Wookie's pro life is brought up in a horriblemanner involving baby Bob. Also a Christmasmiracle happens.Dedicated to the memories of David Prowse (DarthVader) and Jeremy Bulloch (Boba Fett)#stopkillingpoeplewelike2020Music Credit ToLil JonLacuna Coil

On our glorious 20th episode we review the WTFmovie of the millennium, Meet The Feebles. Wefind out if Justin made it the full 7 days, weintroduce a new segment called "Adam Is A Bitch"We bid The Undertaker a happy retirement and weask the question, are you allowed to cum on HBOMax? We discuss new Animaniacs and the DarkwingDuck reboot, Justin and Micah discuss Hades, Micah rudely talks with food in his mouth, Justinrips Bob a new one for not watching StrangerThings, Micah gives a accurate description of most X-Men comics and gives us his best Paul Bearer OHHHH YESSSs! and Justin admits beingtoo horny is a real thing.Dedicated to the memory of Jake JohnstonHe was a hell of a guy and if you feel the needto do something nice in his name his wife asks you donate to St.Judes HospitalMusic Credit To:Rob Zombie "Unholy Three"AC/DC "D.T."

On this of this balls heavy episode The Fat Old Nerds Podcast, Justin describes his vasectomy infull graphic detail, Micah infuriates Bob with details of his trip to Disney's Galaxies Edge, we learn okra is the best vegetable suited for icing scorn testicles, Bob and Micah are shockedwhen Justin hasn't played any Borderlands 3 but does pimp another game. We talk what our moveswould be in Mortal Kombat and possible replacements for Alex Trebek, Micah explains howmuch of a greedy douchebag Vince McMahon is and Justin misses the fights due to passing out.#IBELIEVEINJAKERIP Alex TrebekMusic Credit To Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass

On this spooky episode of the Fat Old NerdsPodcast, Justin regals us with the tale of hisvasectomy consultation, Micah tries his own beerfor the first time on the show and to Justin's disappointment Micah does not go blind or vomit,we review the movie Dead Alive and with thatMicah's outlook on Peter Jackson was shattered,Micah thinks he has a evil Japanese entity in hishouse which leads into a spoooooky paranormal conversation. Someone makes an awful joke and foronce it isn't Bob, Justin and Micah fire insultafter insult at Bob, Bob fires a fuck you toTom Holland and Justin talks about the revivalof Dexter.Dedicated to the memory of Bobs Uncle SammiePatterson thefatoldnerdspodcast@gmail.com E-Mail Us! Were across the interwebs just google searchTHE FAT OLD NERDS PODCAST!Music Credit ToRay Parker Jr "Ghostbusters"Rob Zombie "Dragula"Michael Jackson "Thriller"

On this episode of the podcast, we review Hocus Pocus, we talk briefly on the shit show of a Presidential Debate and the now famous fly, wediscuss Rambo in Mortal Kombat, the new AC/DCsong and upcoming album and the South Park Pandemic Special. A random explosion is heard on Bobs end, Justin shocks Micah and Bob when he says he HASNT been playing Borderlands 3, Bobtells us his secret to social distancing, Micah'sdomestic destruction strikes again, Bob does an impression of a machine gun and Justin's child declares he is not a prince.Wanna be a sponsor? E-Mail Us at thefatoldnerdpodcast@gmail.comMusic Credit To Van Halen (RIP EDDIE)Got fan art? Send it out way!

On this episode of the podcast, Justin goes on apolitical rant when all Bob wanted to do wasemphasize the importance of voting, Bob guarantees a drop in listenership with an awfultop 10 list, we review Return Of The Jedi, asusual Justin talks about Borderlands 3 and menwho hit each other in their underwear, we find outMicah sucks at throwing axes, we listen to Justin get progressively drunker, Bob dramaticallyacts out part of the ROTJ radio drama with actionfigures, we share our views on Fast & Furious inspace, Quahogs new mayor, and Pedro Pascalswhiney ass, Micah gives us a cool top 5 listabout which UFC fighters that could transitioninto wrestling, Bob asks how much a human testicle is worth and immediately wants to donatehis, Micah burns George Lucas, Ewoks are just Teddy Ruxbins who fuck and kill and we learnthe strongest aura color is purple.Visit us across the interwebs!E-mail us at thefatoldnerdspodcast@gmail.comGo check out BOSS RUSH!#fucktrump#govote#starwars#returnofthejedi#actionfigures#humantesticle#schindlerslist#muppets#ewoks#themandalorian#pedropascal#F&F#georgelucas#fatoldnerdspodcast#nerds#comedy#pottymouth#insanity#MMA#wrestling#scifi#spoilers#gaming#popculture#whatchaplayin#bobspenis#fatoldfisticuffs#BOB#uglymen#3fatnerds#silly#movies#huskyboys

In this episode of The Fat Old Nerds Podcast, Justin gives us a new jingle and tells a tale about Dollywood, Micah discusses his insane ordeal with his shitty ant filled work vans, wetalk Mandalorian season 2 and review The EmpireStrikes Back, we find out 2 out of 3 nerds aretoo fat to ride certain roller coasters, we talk about the loss of Chadwick Boseman, Bob tells a tale of a notorious British bum smacker,Justin scolds Bob for his choice of footwear, we find out Bob is afraid of large groups of teenagers, Justin talks about yep you guessed itBorderlands 3, Micah gives us a theory about theworld of Mario and explains how to play MTG Commander, Justin expressed his appreciationfor Cardi Bs WAP, Justin and Micah talk aboutpeople who hurt each other for a living, Bob makesa Tauntaun noise that is mistaken for his orgasmnoise, Justin says something gross and gets ashamed of himself, we create a new Star Warscharacter and Justin expresses his fear of beingfrozen in carbonite.RIP Chadwick BosemanRIP Bullet BobArt by siv0rE-mail us at thefatoldnerdspodcast@gmail.comCheck Us Out OnFacebookTwitterInstagramTwitchTik TokDONATE TO THE PATREON!WE ARE LOOKING FOR SPONSORS!#fatoldnerdspodcast#nerds#comedy#pottymouth#insanity#MMA#wrestling#scifi#spoilers#gaming#popculture#whatchaplayin#bobspenis#fatoldfisticuffs#BOB#uglymen#3fatnerds#silly#movies#huskyboys#blackpanther#starwars#theempirestrikesback#dollywood#WAP#borderlands3#tauntaun

On this galactic episode of The Fat Old Nerds Podcast we learn Bob has galactically low standards, Justin treats us to a new Bob song AND sings Slipknots Spit It Out, we discuss Star Wars Episode 4 A New Hope, Micah parasails, we voice our opinions on Taco Bell, Justin inadvertently calls Micah's wife a mother fucker, Micah destroys everyone's eardrums (our bad), Bob reads a listener e-mail of shitty proportions, we learn Justin's children communicate in screams wearing astronaut helmets, we declare Early Cuyler must die and Micah shares a fucked up fact about cats Justin wishes he didn't hear.Music Credit to Apache Indian#fatoldnerdspodcast#nerds#comedy#pottymouth#insanity#MMA#wrestling#scifi#spoilers#gaming#popculture#whatchaplayin#bobspenis#fatoldfisticuffs#BOB#uglymen#3fatnerds#silly#movies#huskyboys#starwars#anewhope#slipknot#tacobell#shit#squidbillies#cats