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Author: Echo Seiersen and Annmarie Esh

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THE ROSTER is a comedy podcast following the crazy lives and inspiring friendship of Annmarie and Echo, two dumbass twenty-somethings with a lot to say and very little shame. They invite you to witness their most intimate moments, as they navigate the ups and downs of young adulthood together using principles from a document they wrote over a decade ago called The Roster Charter. Between raunchy and hilarious segments like Dirty Dictionary, Just The Tip, and Weird Porn of the Week, the girls share tips and tricks for sucking dick, post-ghost revenge, and maintaining your mental & sexual health as they explore the world of casual dating amidst the constant chaos of their personal lives. With humor, humility, and hedonism, Annmarie and Echo discuss, well, pretty much everything... gender, sexuality, love, mental illness, motherhood, racism, dating, marriage, friendship, childhood trauma, celebrity drama, and MORE! Listen every Friday, and emerge from THE ROSTER a more informed, slightly more fucked up person. You're welcome. || Learn more and follow our socials at rosterpodcast.com
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Annmarie and Echo are back with another episode all about everything heaux! Listen as they tell stories from Annmarie’s birthday celebration that range from creepy to cringey. Is Dr.Blunt secretly a P.I.M.P. !? Is 105 free drinks really a flex? In true Roster fashion Annmarie is back to biting her lips and Echo is still showing full nip. The girls finish the episode by discussing the ‘Best of the Whores’ and celebrity conspiracy theories. Episode Notes:1. Follow The Roster on Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind-the-scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-97973. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com
E130: The Main Characters

E130: The Main Characters

2023-08-3001:03:11

Annmarie and Echo return to the mic under the influence of a different substance this week as they finally reveal the wild and uncomfortable journeys they’ve been on since the year began. Between segments of Encyclopedia Literotica, Real Dumb Questions, and a new segment that has them discussing Jack Harlow and the downfall of Twitter, the girls explain where they’ve been, what they’ve done, how they’re doing, what has happened to their rosters, and what they have learned. Episode Notes:1. Follow The Roster on Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind-the-scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-97973. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com
To cheat or be cheated on, that is the question... Inspired by Ariana Grande and SpongeBob- sorry, Ethan Slater, and extremely high on mushrooms, Annmarie and Echo discuss their thoughts on infidelities across the spectrum of unfaithfulness - and yours, using results from Missionaries who responded to @rosterpodcast Instagram polls. But what exactly constitutes cheating? Sexting? Talking to your ex in secret? Does it count if you’re in another zip code? What if you’re terminal? Next, Annmarie and Echo break down the dos and don’ts of cheating like consistency, attention to detail (and dick size), proximity, home decor, and the power of deception. The girls finish the episode with a how-to guide on keeping yourself from temptation when you’re in a relationship.NSFR WARNING (not safe for relationships)Episode Notes:1. Follow The Roster on Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind-the-scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-97973. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com
Merry Merry! Finally, the long-awaited, highly distinguished annual event is back... The Slammy Awards. Except this year, not a second of audio was lost (for better or worse). After auditioning people to announce the show and listening to a new Missionary message from the Roster hotline, Annmarie and Echo ring in the New Year with the best and worst moments the world has seen for the last 12 months.Episode Notes:1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind-the-scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-97973. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com
This week's episode begins with licentious life updates, things like extreme deep throating, a little sneaky between the cheeky, and hitting the g-spot via the rectal void. Then, Annmarie and Echo also share their recent discovery that they both have a FOURTH hole for men to fill before discussing whether or not they would give/receive a blumpkin and why they've ruled out the possibility of adding a munch squad to their rosters. Finally, the girls end the episode with Real Dumb Questions from the Missionaries that include what makes a man worth choosing over a vibrator and how to inform your shorty on the side that they are the side piece and NOT the main course.  Episode Notes:1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, and behind-the-scenes moments @rosterpodcast2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-97973. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com
Sitting down with their BIGGEST guest yet, Annmarie and Echo get to know the man, the myth, the legend... Dredd! Between segments of KFM and WYR, the girls experience the warm and wild personality that led him to become the largest and most prolific penis in the porn industry. From a barrage of questions about his monstrous man missile to his sex and masturbation preferences, Dredd shares every single inch of his life... and yes, he tells you how big his dick actually is. The trio also covers tips for both giving and taking a stupendous schlong (anally or vaginally), what it's like giving a woman an episiotomy with your epic appendage, and how having a massive meat rod has impacted his dating life. Finally, the girls find out whether Dredd would trade his 6'5" height for his dick size and which of our former porn star guests he would kill, fuck, and marry. Episode Notes:1. Follow Dredd on Twitter, and subscribe to his OnlyFans! @dreddxxx2. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, and behind-the-scenes moments! @rosterpodcast3. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-97974. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com
E125: The Meat Gala

E125: The Meat Gala

2022-11-1801:26:02

In this episode, Annmarie and Echo compile a list of questions they want to ask each other as they pound down Twisted Teas like teenagers. After a brief update section where Annmarie describes a delicacy and Echo details tainting for the first time, the girls get into the meat of the episode - Pete the Meat that is. They also define each other's toxic traits, reveal how often they charge their sex toys, and share their thoughts on what men have to do to get a DM back. From hairy buttholes and the ideal gangbang to monogamy before marriage and childhood crushes, Annmarie and Echo leave no topic untouched (unlike the Waning Bush). Finally, the girls shift their focus to more pressing issues, like who actually deserves to be carved into Mt. Rushmore.  Episode Notes:1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, and behind-the-scenes moments @rosterpodcast2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-97973. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com
E124: House Of Whores

E124: House Of Whores

2022-10-2801:00:18

Happy Halloween! Get your drinks and your joints ready as you join Annmarie and Echo in celebrating this sexy, spooky holiday. In a brand new Roster-themed drinking game that includes multiple rounds of KFM, Dirty Dictionary, and WYR, the girls take turns spinning the wheel and pouring into a pumpkin that they inevitably smash. Whether it's discussing which candy is the most fuckable, whether or not a bat could get you off with echolocation, or having a gangbang with a spider that has penises at the end of each leg, this episode gets WILD. It doesn't help that the girls started drinking before they even hit record!! Also in this episode, Annmarie and Echo discuss recent sexual experiences that include chunky cum and a way to make sure you get every last drop! Episode Notes:1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, and behind-the-scenes moments @rosterpodcast2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-97973. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com
In this episode, Annmarie and Echo get intimate with the sexy, hilarious, and shamelessly opinionated Nikki Benz, who shares her stance on everything from politics and Prius owners to cheese dicks and blow job tips. She discusses her experiences growing up in Toronto, where she once ran for Mayor, how being in porn has impacted her romantic and social life, and the shocking response she had to watching porn for the first time. Nikki then describes the struggles she faces running her own business, her passion for working in the porn industry, and the explosive growth of OnlyFans and the MILF market. Nikki and the girls also talk about what they think of men who split the bill, which celebrities have massive dicks, and the reason your cell phone could be the thing cock blocking you.LISTEN NOW! And get ready for Halloween next week... 👻🎃Episode Notes:1. Follow Nikki Benz on Twitter and Instagram, and subscribe to her OnlyFans! @nikkibenz 2. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, and behind-the-scenes moments! @rosterpodcast3. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-97974. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com
In this week's blast from the past, listen as Annmarie and Echo reminisce on their favorite partying moments together - the night Echo spent in jail, the Uber driver who conned his way into a kiss, Annmarie's threesome, and her night with a police officer that resulted in HOURS of oral sex. After a surprise phone call, the girls also discuss finding a DILF and sending nudes, while Annmarie's sick beats find the perfect pairing with Daddy's sultry voice. Episode Notes:1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, and behind-the-scenes moments @rosterpodcast2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-97973. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com
As Annmarie and Echo continue their sabbatical from podcasting, they take a trip down memory lane together. Join the girls as they revisit their first eight episodes and some of the wildest stories from their past. To begin the episode, the girls enter into a deep discussion about their love for semen and SLUTS. Moving into the episode, they have conversations about dick size, rough sex, and what to do with a limp dick.Then, someone gets a huge bruise and someone else details her thirstiest moments with Daddy. Oh, and Echo got catfished?! Well, at least she gave him the sloppiest blow job of her life! Listen as the girls give some of their best tips for oral sex, self-pleasure, and more!**This episode contains some of our favorite clips from Episodes 1-8.** ENJOY, MISSIONARIES! WE MISS YOU! WE LOVE YOU!   Episode Notes: 1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind-the-scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast 2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797 3. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com
E120: Free Lippin’

E120: Free Lippin’

2022-09-0210:04

After a much needed hiatus, Annmarie and Echo return to the mic for a little riffing and free lipping. 
This week, Annmarie and Echo chat with author, podcaster, and sex educator Lala, who not only writes her own erotica but then also transforms the written word into a sensual auditory journey on her podcast, Lala's Bedtime Tales. The trio discusses Lala's professional life, as well as the negative stigmas and ridiculous DMs that come with the territory, before exploring more personal details, like her weirdest date (it's really fucking weird, guys). Between Two Truths and Over/Under, the girls also find out how Lala feels about everything from dick proportions, ass eating, and personal grooming to sex toys, porn, and Literotica. Before ending the episode with an erotically inspired Dirty Dictionary, Lala also provides sex tips to the Missionaries, including how to eat pussy, demand your own pleasure, and communicate your needs and desires in the bedroom.Episode Notes:1. Follow Lala on Twitter and Instagram! @lalastales / @lalasbedtimetales2. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, and behind-the-scenes moments! @rosterpodcast3. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-97974. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com
Reunited and it feels so good! Annmarie and Echo start this week's episode with life updates that led them to some of life's greatest lessons: putting the pussy on a shelf, not fucking on the first date, the power of feeding a girl a good meal, and... using condoms? Moving into the topic of dating, the girls detail some of the behaviors they want to call out. Whether you're making promises you can't keep or hiding your sexy-ass bald head, it ends now. Then, between segments of Dealbreaker and Real Dumb Questions, Annmarie and Echo share their secrets for stalking, blocking, and what to do when it happens to you. Episode Notes:1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, and behind-the-scenes moments @rosterpodcast2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-97973. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com
E117: Pinch My Nipple

E117: Pinch My Nipple

2022-07-0136:34

It's a new episode! We forgot what we talked about because we didn't plan this one even a little bit, but prepare for life updates and discussions about a lot of things, like these ones that we vaguely remember: living life as a cockroach, the power and importance of oral sex and nipple play, respecting boundaries, and understanding consent even in platonic situations.  There are also, as usual, hilarious and thought-provoking segments, including KFM, a double edition of Encyclopedia Literotica, and a couple of Real Dumb Questions about douchey boyfriends and matching sex drives with your significant otherEpisode Notes:1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, and behind-the-scenes moments @rosterpodcast2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-97973. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com
E116: Scissor Sisters

E116: Scissor Sisters

2022-06-2442:25

Annmarie and Echo finish off Pride Month with an episode dedicated to being yourself and demanding what you deserve, shamelessly. They start with a discussion of sexuality, from the first moment Annmarie knew she was bisexual and the power dynamics at play when she pursues women to the girls' opinions on lesbian porn, scissoring, and the best part of the male and female body. Then, after another segment of Over/Under and a particularly terrifying twist on Dirty Dictionary, Annmarie and Echo discuss whether or not men deserve sex in exchange for a $42 bill at Applebee's. Episode Notes:1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, and behind-the-scenes moments @rosterpodcast2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-97973. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com
Annmarie and Echo start this week's episode with a brief anatomy lesson before bringing you the hilarious and horrifying details of Echo's recent blackout and subsequent ER stay. In a secret scheme straight out of Annmarie's playbook, Echo's diabolical attempts to win a man's heart left her bloody and bruised and sobbing in her ex-boyfriend's car. But one single, incredible moment made the entire evening worth it to them both, a simple yet effective move that knocked out the competition in one fell swoop and left the girls wondering... Who is she? And can she come back from this? Episode Notes:1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, and behind-the-scenes moments @rosterpodcast2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-97973. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com
This week, Annmarie and Echo talk to badass sex educator and lube enthusiast, Jessica Drake. You may also know her from the adult film industry, where she has acted, directed, won awards, and championed important causes. From her award-winning erotic educational films to her polyamorous personal life and the stigma surrounding sex, Jessica opens up in this episode about her life and work. Of course, she also provides Annmarie and Echo with a little sex education that all the Missionaries need to hear. For example, despite their copious experience with lube, the girls are introduced to new trips and tricks, including one that makes eating ass sound like having dessert! Between segments of Two Truths and Would You Rather, the trio explores sex and sexuality together in a conversation that will leave you inspired to crack open the lube AND climb a mountain just to prove you can.Episode Notes:1. Follow Jessica on Twitter and Instagram! @thejessicadrake / @jessicadrake2. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, and behind-the-scenes moments! @rosterpodcast3. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-97974. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com
Annmarie and Echo go on a lube tasting adventure as they explain their recent absence. Episode Notes:1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, and behind-the-scenes moments @rosterpodcast2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-97973. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com
After smoking a blunt and discussing their thoughts on going down to Browntown, Annmarie and Echo share updates from a recent night out that may give you guidance on how to overcome social anxiety and sell your friend's sneakers. Then, the girls get into the main topic of this week's episode: LUBE. Too often, you hear "no, I don't need any lube" from the tragically uninformed, but that ends today. Lube is for everyone, everywhere. Annmarie and Echo break down all the reasons they personally love lube, as well as other uses that provide pleasure for both men and women alike, before reviewing different types of lube and the brands they've been using. Between Rap Genius and a motivational segment of Encyclopedia Literotica that explains why women are not JUST a hole, the girls discuss the stigma surrounding lube use (for intercourse AND self-pleasure) and why those shame-induced feelings do not serve you. Annmarie and Echo also present a sexual shame checklist that will help you recognize if you have underlying shame you may need to address. Finally, the girls end the episode on an icy hot submission from a Missionary during Real Dumb Questions. Episode Notes:1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, and behind-the-scenes moments @rosterpodcast2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-97973. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com
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