The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

Wow guys, we survived another week on planet earth and are heroes for it! On today’s episode of The Voices In Our Heads, I try to add something tiny and maybe productive (?) to the whole war and bloodshed happening and I introduce a new fun party game you can try! Other topics include: Baby On Board signs: why? An angel named Taryn made me new eyebrows  A reading from chapters 1 and 2 of Harriet Lerner’s book, “Why Won’t You Apologize?” Follow me on social media! @KrystynaHutch Follow my other podcast: @GuysWeFcked Sign up for my Patreon page: www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson And come see me headline Zanie’s in Chicago 11/10 +11 and Nashville 11/12. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If I were a boy… I would reimagine Beyonce’s song to mean something similar but with a focus on sticking my imaginary penis in jars of peanut butter. Other high-brow topics of today’s episode include: BrioGeo: it’s what I use for my hair.  Fuckboi Theater: Quarantine Edition Playing audio from the moment I found out I was a sperm donor baby and still not being able to properly process it. Who needs therapy when you can rant on a podcast, huh? How do you stop having a terrible temper? Because I tried to help my boyfriend return his 116-pound toilet to the post office and lost my shit. Ten tips to tame your temper courtesy of the elite website, Mayo Clinic.  Expressing appreciation for famous women who were known to have a bad temper like me.  My ideal three-way as well as an Amazon River Dolphin’s apparent three-way Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Monday and congrats on still being alive this whole time! Today’s episode of The Voices in Our Heads was recorded in August, on The Lionsgate Portal. What is the Lionsgate Portal? It’s basically very intense day that happens once a year, there’s a lot more to it than that, but that’s the woo-woo gist. Other topics of discussion include: Headlining in San Diego and crushing every show only to come home and bomb my dick off at City Winery. Fuck you, Lionsgate Portal! I’ve been on a 2-year waitlist to get my eyebrows tattooed on by a sought after lady and they finally got me an appointment. Thanks, Lionsgate Portal!! Babysitting a fresh baby who screamed the entire time but eventually calmed down by the grace of Jeff Buckley.  Fuckboi Theater: Suck A Cock edition! Why do birds and I have strange interactions? Is it ‘cause of the Lionsgate Portal?! Ugh. Tales from freshly traumatized college freshman Krystyna’s adventures in drinking and A reading of Carder Stout’s book, We Are All Addicts, from his chapter about al-al-al-al-al-alcohol and drugs. Additional books mentioned in this episode: The Mastery of Self by Don Miguel Ruiz Jr.  Follow me on social media @KrystynaHutch and if you’re a tech billionaire, please don’t make another social media platform, I cannot keep up with them!! I have a Patreon page where I host weekly Group Share-apy over zoom and upload the audio to the page afterwards. It’s like a private podcast hosted by an unlicensed therapist (aka me, aka I am not a licensed therapist) starring you! Sign up today and catch up on all the previous episodes and come join in on one in the future! www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aaaand, we're back! Congrats on not killing yourselves guys, it's hard out on this planet earth. On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads, your trusty traumatized host, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, explores some of her favorite topics that include but are not limited to: - Replacing mundane news headlines with more exciting alien headlines - Saying goodbye forever to my baby girl Mustang, Peaches - Fuckboi Theater: Cornhole Edition - A dramatic reading of Diane Keaton's Instagram captions which she types in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS - A new way we should talk about age And lastly, a reading from Carder Stout's book We Are All Addicts all about addiction to success.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Monday and congrats on surviving another week of good and bad times but hopefully mostly good. On today’s episode of The Voices In Our Heads: Clapping for people you don’t know because they chose to run. Fuck shit up, Ashley!! When your comedy wife is the best gift giver and it lands you at the Plaza Hotel for a night of creative bliss. It’s not about having faith, it’s about keeping it. Fuckboi Theater: Run-on Edition A reading from Harriet Lerner’s “Why Won’t You Apologize” on shaming the shamer. Follow me on social media! @KrystynaHutch Follow my other podcast: @GuysWeFcked Follow my dog: @KevinMcCallisterHutchinson Sign up for my Patreon page: www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson If you’re in NYC FRIDAY, DEC. 1st come see Guys We Fucked: LIVE at the Midnight Theater. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wow, look at you, you’re a survivor and maybe even a thriver staying alive for another week on earth. On today’s episode of The Voices In Our Heads, I had the absolute pleasure of being a “sign” pass-er on-er with a pink alien message from a gal’s beloved late dog. Also on today’s episode: Sharting in my sexiest halloween costume to date because of course. Look at god! Fckboi Theater:  Fcky McFckFace edition A run-thru of my roast jokes before the big night And a reading from Harriet Lerner’s book, “Why Won’t You Apologize?” all about the nasty effects of shame. Maybe I relate to these excerpts a lil too hard. Follow me on social media! @KrystynaHutch Follow my other podcast: @GuysWeFcked Sign up for my Patreon page: www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson And come see me headline Zanie’s in Chicago 11/10 +11 and Nashville 11/12. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You did it, you survived another week on this tempestuous planet we call Earth. On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads: - An apology for making fun of your Baby On Board stickers, I didn't realize the bleak undertones of its existence  - Utah and "All Natural" beauty pageants for children (girls) - My ideas on how we can get a ceasefire in Gaza. Don't worry, they're all dumb. - Cenk Uygur sounds more like a person than the people running for president ( www.cenkforamerica.com ) . I'm sure he has flaws, but c'mon. - Fuckboi Theater: Fuckboi Edition - A few ideas on how to have a little more stupid silly fun in your life - A reading of Chapter 4 of Harriet Lerner's book, "Why Won't You Apologize" Follow me on social media: @KrystynaHutch  Come see me live - tickets links at https://linktree.com/krystynahutch   NYC | Nov. 2nd | Drom (opening for my mans, Colin) Chicago | Nov. 10 + 11 | Zanie's Nashville | Nov. 12th | Zanie's NYC | Dec. 1st | The Midnight Theater for GWF Live Sign up for my Patreon! www.Patreon.com/krystynahutchinson Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You did itI Congrats on surviving another week. Today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads is a special one and you'll know why when you listen <3 I've been shedding layers lately and the current wind beneath my wings is courtesy of Michael Singer's words on joy. Also on today's episode: Mare and the vibe of Eastern PA Fuckboi Theater: Head Game Edition stupid ass parking tickets :-( 11:11, 3:33, 88, 22 A reading of chapter 5 from The Untethered Soul all about the infinite amount of energy you have inside yourself right this very moment. Sign up for my email list by visiting my website ---> www.KrystynaHutchinson.com ---> Patreon! <---- ---> Instagram <--- And follow Guys We Fucked slash listen to us on Luminary!! email me | TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello and congrats on not killing yourselves, everyone. I'm in a good mood still, wow!! On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads: Holding one's hand vs sitting on one's dick The truth doesn't mind being questioned ALIENS IS REAL words on unconditional love courtesy of David R. Hawkins magical emails about dogs, dads and babies email | TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com patreon | Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson website | www.KrystynaHutcihnson.com instagram | @KrystynaHutch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I'm coming to you fresh off a TM Class, the Johnson & Johnson vaccine and a Free Palestine protest, all before 1pm! Hey congrats on still being here, there's a lot of crap going on and the immediate gratification of not having to deal with it gives one hell of a strip tease. Hell is on earth, but heaven is in your mind. On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads: A weird week with birds Man Thinks Woman Cares About Stats Don't take Dupixent if you're allergic to Dupixent A grandma sews a family back together in a stranger's dream (MaGiCaL email) A look at Chapter 2 of Letting Go: The Pathway To Surrender by David R. Hawkins all about the mechanism of surrender. --> Patreon --> Email --> Website --> The Gram Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Congratulations on surviving another week, fellow humans! Today's episode of THE VOICES IN OUR HEADS was recorded during my final hours as a Mustang-less girl. We're gonna touch on some very important things like: Watch Crip Camp on Netflix!! Fuckboi bio verbosity The Confederacy lost - they didn't win - because they lost. OK? THEY LOST. Baby's new Mustang Being an angel of death Chapter 1 of Letting Go: The Pathway of Surrender by David R. Hawkins Kansas City, MO - FRI May 14th + SAT May 15th @ Kansas City Improv website | www.KrystynaHutchinson.com email | TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com PATREON! | www.Patreon.com/krystynahutchinson social | instagram.com/krystynahutch END SONG: That's Not My Name by The Ting Tings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oh, ya know! Just sitting at my desk, sipping mango puree from a pink chalice at midnight, wondering where it all went right. Here's a pinch of what you can expect on today's episode: Stoned Stranger Danger under the full moon A fuckboi BIO. It's his BIO :( Turn your notifications off at night, I dare ya!! Listener emails about hanging out with child ghosts and heads up the last story FREAKED ME THE HELL OUT --> Check out The David Lynch Foundation! <--- website | www.KrystynaHutchinson.com email | TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com social | @KrystynaHutch PATREON --> here Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As it turns out, I wouldn't wish nicotine withdrawals on my worst enemy - COULDA USED A HEADS UP ON THAT, ALLEN. Hey, this too shall pass. Congrats on not killing yourselves, I'm happy you're here. On today's episode: SOME YELLING Some bitching about shit A little bit of me very angry YELLS social | @KrystynaHutch patreon | Patreon.com.krystynahutchinson email | TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@Gmail.com website | www.KrystynaHutchinson.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I recorded this episode after calling 911 for what I thought was gunshots but turns out, it was a manhole exploding on the street. My punch card is FULL! Congrats on not killing yourselves <3. Other topics covered on today's episode: French Bulldogs: why is we still making them? Sign up for my Patreon William Shatner has been chain smoking A valid metaphor against cigarettes courtesy of Allen Carr A little ditty about a man and his writing desk website | www.krystynahutchinson.com social | @KrystynaHutch email | TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The sun is shining and we're all going a little nuts but we're here and congratulations on that. On today's episode: Bhad Bhabie's bheginnings The woes of a flea market kid Fuckboi Theater: Lost In Translation A new view of time Do you have a go-to song that makes you horny? Do you have a story about a past life or a visit from a loved one? How about screen shots of your most atrocious dating app conversations? (I'm really casting a wide net here). Email them to TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com --> PATREON! --> Website --> Instagram END SONG: Gucci Flip Flops by Bhad Bhabie Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ya girl's been anxious as hell while whispering sweet nothings into the mirror (it helps!). After talking it out, I realize it's because I'm procrastinating on finishing my Patreon because deep, deep, DEEP down, part of me wonders if I'm a dumb piece of shit (I'm not!). Ya really got me where it hurts, Patreon (coming out April 2). Also on today's episode: fuckboi wants a back shot fart factory pics make your followers go 'byyyyye' a total loss for words on how to tie a shoe Magical listener emails <3 ~*~<3 (keep them coming!) My Website The Gram Email me: TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com My Patreon (COMING APRIL 2ND) - Patreon.com/krystynahutchinson END SONG: "Where Does The Good Go?" by Tegan and Sara Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oh, happy day and congrats on not killing yourself! My time has been split between saying nice things in the mirror like a pre-schooler and learning more about racism, past and present. Did you know the US Government added the "J" to Marihuana to make it sound more Mexican?!?! Also on today's episode: Fuckboi Theater: Harry Anslinger edition Periods, Firefighters, Butterflies - hot damn Wise words from Louise Hay's The Power Is Within You (trigger warning: parent stuff) Two listener emails of otherworldly tales Tour dates + merch + more! --> www.KrystynaHutchinson.com social media | @KrystynaHutch email me | TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com END SONG: "Please Forgive Me" by Bryan Adams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's back to freezing in New York and I've been inside staring at my reflection, repeating positive affirmations like my life depended on it. Also on today's episode: Three out of four of my grandparents thought my name was "Christine" and we never corrected them. You can't lay in the ditch Edgar Allen Poe almost died in :'( Expecting a haircut to make your face hotter. Lessons from How To Heal Your Life by Louise Hay. Congrats on not killing yourself <3 website | www.KrystynaHutchinson.com <- Merch + Video Clips + Live Shows! e-mail | TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com social | @KrystynaHutch ending song: "A Change Will Do You Good" by Sheryl Crow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Spring is in the air, NYC is coming back to life and ya girl's got a pep in her step. Woof, I am WAY less sad than last week. On today's episode: Caterpillars that will survive this time Fuckboi Theater: Bio Edition WE NEED TO LOOK OUT FOR EACH OTHER BETTER Being a twat to a friend Listener emails detailing more mystical magical experiences about how death isn't real! Neither is time! You're in for a ride. email | TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com website | www.KrystynaHutchinson.com social | @KrystynaHutch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello and happy day! You're alive - give yourself a goddamn pat on the back for that. I have a case of the sads but this too shall pass #LeSigh. Today's episode is a brief re-cap of catching a stranger in my arms in need of immediate medical attention, a magical weekend of snow and wilderness with Donna and, speaking of magic, I read several listener emails detailing encounters with loved ones who have crossed and sent undeniable signs that'll give you goosebumps. email me // TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com follow me on social media // @KrystynaHutch visit my website for tour dates, merch and more // www.KrystynaHutchinson.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices