TMNT Shellcast

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comedy podcast hosted by Andrew, Jon, and Chris. New episodes every Wednesday at midnight 🐢

#056: The Great Boldini (S03E38 1989)

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04-24
02:28:14

#055: The Turtle Terminator (S03E37 1989)

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04-17
02:07:36

#054: Leatherhead Meets the Rat King (S03E36 1989)

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04-10
02:33:17

#053: The Making of Metalhead (S03E35 1989)

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03-12
02:20:21

#052: Usagi Come Home (S03E34 1989)

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03-06
02:16:24

#051: Case of the Hot Kimono (S03E33 1989)

In the tv episode, April interviews her detective aunt, Aggie Marbles (00:17:13). Keen on solving mysteries, Aunt Aggie meets the Ninja Turtles after deducing April's connection (00:46:46). Later, Leonardo and Michelangelo (00:48:20), with the help of Aunt Aggie (00:53:07), twart kimono thieves targeting Splinter's dry cleaned garment (00:54:08). The plot thickens as they uncover the involvement of the nefarious Don Turtelli (01:00:03), requiring a Channel 6 rescue mission (01:20:18), and a revelation about the sought-after treasure (01:29:44). In the podcast episode ("The Bonnie Episode"), Andrew ate Flying (Pie) Pizza (00:02:52) and scarfs some bonus slices (00:05:44) during Pizza Time! (00:01:12). Jon beats Chris in Turtle Tech: Mario Kart Edition (00:22:22), earning him a Power-Up: Party Pizza (00:43:06). Jon highlights several updates to the Shellcast Sportsbook (01:29:31) and the guys host the most riveting Turtlisms (01:34:23) yet. The new new Villain Power Ranking (01:39:42) debuts and reaffirms Don Turtelli's stereotype (01:42:57). Chris wins the Pizza Poll Results (01:45:40), prompting Jon to spin the Pizza Wheel (01:50:11), earning anchovy (01:51:46), pepperoni and no cheese (01:52:23) party pizza (01:49:49). To end the episode, Andrew (01:55:36) and Chris (01:56:52) answer the Pizza Poll Question: Which cult would you be interested in joining (01:54:01)? Also featured are Toe Jam & Earl (00:03:35), top 10 sign (00:04:05), Super Bowl (00:07:41), Our Father (00:07:56), Valentines Day (00:08:17), NASCAR (00:08:27), hint and tease (00:13:33), Boo (00:16:44), aunt vs. ant (00:18:48), R.L Stein (00:20:09), Scholastic book fairs (00:20:21), Captain Underpants (00:20:25), moral vs. actual victory (00:42:36), small screen/big heart (00:45:00), stan our short kings (00:45:57), limousine getaway (00:55:07), Don Turtelli 2.0 (00:57:36), return of the beefsteak (01:00:39), 'shrooms (01:01:49), Admiral Ballsack (01:04:38), holez (01:07:02), underwear protips (01:10:07), Chris's favorite (01:15:55) and one of the craziest (01:23:42) scenes so far, Icarus (01:35:25), the most viewed poll ever (01:46:05), the Cadillac of toothbrushes (02:01:00), oral hygiene hierarchy (02:03:57), and death to Barnaby (02:07:40). Shout out to Bonnie (00:15:43), Microsoft Office (00:38:47), Crime Junkie Podcast (00:45:40), Third Eye Blind (01:02:55), Disneyland (01:04:58), CokemanKaz (01:06:39), Bombas (01:08:14), Fortnite (01:16:16), and $1.50 Costco hot dogs (01:47:36). Cowabunga! 🐢 Leave a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtlecom voicemail⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. 🐢 Stream TMNT Shellcast on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Google⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Amazon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. 🐢 Follow @tmntshellcast on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠X⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. 🐢 Visit ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tmntshellcast.com.

02-28
02:11:12

#B02: Villain Power Re-Ranking X2

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02-21
53:28

#050: Usagi Yojimbo (S03E32 1989)

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01-31
02:35:47

#049: Michelangelo's Birthday (S03E31 1989)

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01-17
02:21:15

#048: Leatherhead: Terror of the Swamp (S03E30 1989)

Andrew guarantees "Leatherhead: Terror of the Swamp" from season 3 episode 30 of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1987 tv series. In the tv episode, Raphael's surprise turns into a rescue mission when Leatherhead, a mutated alligator (00:16:55), captures their friends, the Punk Frogs, in a Florida swamp (00:38:22). Krang, impressed by Leatherhead, orders Shredder to retrieve him to defeat the Turtles (00:47:29), A chaotic swamp showdown ensues, with the Turtles ultimately trapping Leatherhead and accidentally causing Shredder to de-age into a baby (00:53:21), Krang, impressed by Leatherhead, orders Shredder to retrieve him to defeat the Turtles ( ). The chaos culminates in flooding, separating the factions and leaving Leatherhead vowing revenge as the Technodrome erupts in laughter (01:47:24). In the code-for-international-direct-dial-phone-calls-to-Poland episode (00:03:41), Andrew hosts Power-Up Gamez (00:02:48) via a series of questions (00:20:28, 00:22:39, 00:25:46, and 00:36:00), culminating in Player Select: Holiday Memory (0059:18). Pizza Poll Results (00:09:05) debuts followed by Jon with anchovy & gazai pizza during Pizza Time! (00:12:08). The Shellcast Sportsbook (01:51:29) sees pants (00:49:53), cowabunga (01:27:53), and another cowabunga (01:33:11) hit before Chris leads Turtlisms (01:53:48). During the Villain Power Ranking (01:55:45), Leatherhead debuts at #5 (01:56:59), Traag & Granitor go bye bye (01:59:16), Bebop & Rocksteady (02:00:23) and Krang (02:02:43) stay put while Shredder trips (02:01:44). Andrew faces the Pizza Wheel (02:04:52), spinning pepperoni, runny cheese & herb (02:05:53) not once, but twice (02:06:54) thanks to Chris's Power-Up: Combo Slice (02:06:32). Jon (02:10:29) and Chris (02:13:28) answer the Pizza Poll Question: What is the single greatest invention of all time? (02:08:56) to end the show. Also featured are holiday plans (00:00:41), RAINdeer (00:02:14), non-invention (00:05:36), double vs. extra (00:06:40), penalty pizza box (00:07:56), scrambled (00:10:53), pizza reveal (00:13:25), long (00:20:28), heavy (00:22:39), accent (00:25:26), distance (00:25:46), alligator personification (00:32:14), reintroducing the Punk Frogs (00:33:08), swamps vs Appalachia (00:44:24), bees (00:54:11), science & ecologists (00:55:51), late crow flier (00:57:38), smart (00:58:09), no time limit (01:00:52), Jon (01:01:29) then Chris (01:02:51) meet generous holiday spirit (01:05:53), unions (01:09:26), every Millennial's greatest fear (01:11:58), beach sand (01:16:02), Mich Ultras (01:16:57), selling coffee (01:19:30), like swim wear (01:21:04), Owen Wilson (01:21:53), Leatherhead (01:22:20), Mikey's melted mozzarella (01:23:04), Jon cries wolf (01:29:04), digital vs. physical (01:29:52), ADHD Mikey (01:32:55), historical reference (01:36:49), the smell of mutagen (01:39:12), not feeling wet (01:41:03), illusion Michael (01:42:03), Chris the Bore (01:44:40), Baby Mario (01:46:11), porridge (01:46:44), Krangworld stock (01:48:51), glitch (02:07:35), Interstellar (02:14:16), Lightyear (02:14:53), saquid (02:16:29), Jesus take the wheel (02:18:44), The Year Without a Santa Claus (02:19:53), Elf (02:20"46), Burl Ives (02:21:35), bonus episode teaser (02:22:46). Shout out to Poland & pierogies (00:03:41, Niki Minaj (00:10:53), Chris's bucket hat frog (00:30:51), Hawkeye (00:35:51), Kevin & the AT (00:46:48), Cape Cod (01:21:26), Hulk Hogan (01:21:26), Four Loko (01:35:19), Mario Golf for N64 (01:46:11), and April (02:19:07). Cowabunga! 🐢 Leave a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtlecom voicemail⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. 🐢 Stream TMNT Shellcast on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Google⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Amazon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. 🐢 Follow @tmntshellcast on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠X⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. 🐢 Visit ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tmntshellcast.com.

12-20
02:25:37

#047: Blast from the Past (S03E29 1989)

Chris hosts "Blast from the Past" from season 3 episode 29 of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1987 tv series. In the tv episode, in the depths of the Technodrome, Krang and Shredder clash over surfacing plans (00:15:03). Shredder, armed with an ancient scroll, aims to transform Rocksteady and Bebop into formidable ninjas (00:15:37). As Splinter and the Turtles discover Shredder's scheme to seize power using sacred scrolls (00:32:06), a confrontation unfolds at the Asian-American Cultural Center involving a forgotten Foot Clan founder, Shibano-sama, summoned by Shredder (00:32:46). Amidst a gas-induced memory loss and a quest to restore Splinter's identity, a series of tales and revelations about their shared past unravels. (00:38:28). Ultimately, Splinter reclaims his legacy as the true Foot Clan leader through the ancient kurl-li maneuver (01:06:31), leading to the downfall of Shredder and his allies (01:08:56), while a departing Shibano-sama leaves the team with an amusing final request (01:10:00). In the Tyrone Wheatly (00:00:27) podcast episode, Chris eats squid pizza during Pizza Time! (00:05:39), giving his highest score yet (00:08:23). Andrew and Jon collaborate during Player Select: Which is Older? (00:42:50) then Chris introduces a new segment, Turtle Trading Post (01:11:49). Jon forgets about Turtlisms (01:17:58), so Andrew saves the day. The Shellcast Sportsbook (01:20:37) gets an update but the Villain Power Ranking sees no changes (01:36:11). Andrew wins the Pizza Poll Results (01:52:23), sending Jon the the Pizza Wheel (01:55:11), where he spins anchovy (01:56:16), and Power-Up: Respins (01:56:43) anchovy and gazai (01:56:53). Chris (01:59:21) and Andrew (02:00:17) answer the Pizza Poll Question: If you could have a lifetime supply of anything, what would it be? (01:58:32). Also featured in the episode are eating pizza thrice (00:01:31), studio mic #2 (00:02:32), Sam I Am (00:02:51), fried egg-off (00:04:44), Chris's big lie (00:05:19) then delivers (00:05:34), Rhode Island style (00:07:16), immaculate reversal (00:07:31), pumping pizzas (00:09:52), Granny Pneumonia (00:11:57), fajita vs. fellatio (00:12:08), Jon's teaser (00:13:32), boomer comprehension (00:17:44), the perfect compromise (00:19:00), email ruined the world (00:20:53), Pluto fun fact (00:22:47), oven pizza casualties (00:25:06), Krang's shame (00:28:55), earthward (00:29:35), prancing (00:30:26), jokes for the boys (00:31:49), Stinky Leg Jon (00:33:53), Black Friday (00:41:05), worst episode (00:42:29), Porter's bday (00:56:42), magic tricks (spells) (01:00:47), future Rick & Morty references (01:02:16), Jon's fun facts (01:02:57), nyuh-nyuh-nyuh (01:08:56), big fart noise (01:11:22), parlay (01:25:09), Andrew proves (01:36:49), mailman hate (01:41:21), whistleblower Chris (01:41:53), and notable milestones (01:48:53). Shout out to Alex from Greater Good (00:12:55), Pluto State University & Jason Peterson, Carl's Jr. Sweet Tea, and Leominster, MA (01:03:14). Cowabunga! 🐢 Leave a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtlecom voicemail⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. 🐢 Stream TMNT Shellcast on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Google⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Amazon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. 🐢 Follow @tmntshellcast on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠X⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. 🐢 Visit ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tmntshellcast.com.

12-13
02:08:12

#046: Beware the Lotus (S03E28 1989)

Jon gives warning during "Beware the Lotus" from season 3 episode 28 of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1987 tv series. In the tv episode, Channel 6's romantic news series (00:15:09) disrupts the Turtles' movie night (00:17:26), and chaos ensues when Lotus, a formidable ninja, replaces Shredder as Krang’s protégé (00:25:10). As Lotus schemes to capture the Turtles (01:15:31), Splinter recognizes her ninja skills and the connection to her mysterious past (01:17:16). Amidst the conflict, alliances shift among Krang, Shredder, and Lotus (01:34:00), culminating in a surprising resolution where Lotus chooses her own path (01:40:35), leaving Leonardo with a bittersweet longing for a connection that wasn't meant to be (01:40:48). In the podcast episode, Andrew (00:08:04) and Jon (00:08:30) score hot chili pizza during Pizza Time! (00:03:55). Chris joins Andrew during Buy or Sell: Unexpected Things. A lone cowabunga! (01:18:30) prompts a Shellcast Sportsbook update (01:45:02). Andrew recites Turtlisms (01:43:01) and Jon leads the Villain Power Ranking (01:46:40), where Lotus debuts strongly (01:47:43), Krang leapfrogs Shredder (01:52:01), Fripp gets benched (01:54:48), and the Foot Soldiers flip flop with Bebop & Rocksteady (01:55:41). Jon wins the Pizza Poll Results (01:58:34), sending Chris to the Pizza Wheel, where he spins hot plate special (02:03:52). One Power-Up: Respin (02:04:48) yields mini French bread pizza (02:04:28), a second Power-Up: Respin (02:04:48) yields the works (02:05:00), a third Power-Up: Respin (02:06:20) yields the works again, against all odds (02:06:31), before the fourth a final Power-Up: Respin (02:07:03) hands Chris squid (02:07:08). Andrew (02:09:25) and Jon (02:10:29) share their answers to the Pizza Poll Question: What food do you think would best represent Minnesota? (02:08:26). Also featured are Prime regression (00:00:57), sans turkey (00:02:12), Jon's lasagna walk (00:02:28), luxury take out (00:05:54), Marco Polo Jon (00:09:38), pizza reheat protip (00:10:00), silent r's (00:10:52), full moon crazies (00:15:50), chair vs. couch (00:20:14), gold math (00:29:35), Chris's miss (00:36:55), bloody nose rightaway (00:40:23), Friday 5PM exams (00:41:02), trashin' xmas cards (00:59:58), salamander sustenance (01:02:14), door simulation (01:04:28), hotel bathtubs (01:08:31), Lotus vs. Karai (01:18:52), Jon commits (01:45:21), Chris bargains (01:45:51), graveyard vs. cementary (01:56:52), first female on VPR (01:57:27), state with most iconic food (02:12:48), Jon #humblebrag (02:16:41), turtlecom voicemail challenge (02:17:35), Spotify Wrapped challenge (02:18:59), and a new segment teaser (02:19:59). Shout out to Area 4 Pizza (00:08:44), TMNT Shellcast Halloween Episode (00:18:09), The Replacements (00:23:44), Yahoo! Fantasy Sports (00:51:29), MLB (00:53:14), and Steve (01:00:58). Cowabunga! 🐢 Leave a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtlecom voicemail⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. 🐢 Stream TMNT Shellcast on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Google⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Amazon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. 🐢 Follow @tmntshellcast on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠X⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. 🐢 Visit ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tmntshellcast.com.

12-06
02:22:41

#045: Super Bebop & Mighty Rocksteady (S03E27 1989)

*HAPPY THANKSGIVING (00:00:32)* Andrew's alter ego leads "Super Bebop & Mighty Rocksteady" from season 3 episode 27 of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1987 tv series. In the tv episode, Bebop & Rocksteady fail to enslave New York City using Krang's mesmerizer and are replaced with cybernetic clones. The damaged mesmorizer backfires causing Shredder to struggle with its power. The Turtles reprogram the clones and it the chaos Shredder falls victim to his own invention, leading to a climactic rooftop showdown. In this Pedro Martinez podcast episode (02:10:53), Jon, Andrew & Chris eat waffle pizza (00:02:44) before competing in the Reptile Draft of Thanksgiving Dishes (00:37:33). Chris revisits Turtlisms (01:36:27) then Super Bebop & Might Rocksteady dig their grave (01:39:43) and pull Bebop & Rocksteady down with them (01:41:20) during the Villain Power Ranking (01:38:53). Booty wins the Pizza Poll Results (01:45:55), sending Andrew to spin the Pizza Wheel (01:51:25). Chris uses a Power-Up: Party Pizza (01:51:44) while Andrew (01:53:15) and Jon (01:54:22) use a Power-Up: Respin to eventually serve up hot chili pizza (01:54:26). To end the episode, Jon (01:57:41) and Chris (02:00:52) answer the Pizza Poll Question: If The Purge were real, what crime are your committing first? (01:56:09). Also featured are Don Pepino x2 (00:04:10), recipe (00:08:03), geometry (00:08:07), Sky Cam (00:09:05), zombies (00:10:55), rutabagas (00:12:59), Got Mossed (00:15:21), pheromones (00:15:45), cuffs (00:21:48), SuperBops (00:28:32), dead fish in a hole (00:39:00), the carver (00:42:33), sheet pan math (00:44:34), screams (00:45:25), GTFO (00:54:29), Jon goes on the record (00:56:18), white trash (01:00:27), breathing on couscous (01:09:53), Thanksgiving Thursday (01:11:04), elevator etiquette (01:12:59), not from memory (01:39:00), Chris untrue to himself (01:49:18), and the Turtlecom Voicemail challenge #2 (02:08:00). Shout out to The Boynton (00:52:01) and Kirkland Lasagna (01:02:15). Cowabunga! 🐢 Leave a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtlecom voicemail⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. 🐢 Stream TMNT Shellcast on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Google⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Amazon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. 🐢 Follow @tmntshellcast on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠X⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. 🐢 Visit ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tmntshellcast.com.

11-22
02:13:26

#044: Pizza by the Shred (S03E26 1989)

*Tune in to the inaugural in-person podcast episode next week (02:00:48)!** Chris tears it up during TMNT Shellcast #044: Pizza by the Shred from season 3 episode 26 of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1987 tv series. In the tv episode, the Turtles collectively upgrade the Neutrino's Starcruiser. Michelangelo, desperate for cash, takes a job at Weird Pizza To Go, unaware it's a trap set by Shredder. He attempts to track the Turtles to the sewer lair, leading to a confrontation where the The Rat King and the Turtles ultimately thwart Shredder's plan but lose the Starcruiser in the process. In the podcast episode, Pizza Time! (00:05:47) features Andrew eating chocolate fudge ice cream and extra garlic pizza. Chris tests Jon and Andrew's car knowledge during Turtle Tech: Automobiles (00:56:55) then Andrew recites the episode catchphrases during Turtlisms (01:48:48). During the Villain Power Ranking (01:52:18), the Foot Soldiers (01:53:30), Bebop & Rocksteady (01:54:14), and Baxter Stockman (01:54:42) shuffle spots. The Pizza Poll Results (01:57:00) give Chris a win, sending Jon to the Pizza Wheel (01:59:20) where a Power-Up: Party Pizza (02:00:18) hands everyone waffle pizza (02:03:03). To end the episode, Andrew (02:05:58) and Chris (02:07:36) answer the Pizza Poll Question: what is something you like when it's big? (02:04:38). Also featured are airplane etiquette (00:00:42), G.R.E.A.T (00:03:03), eurotrains (00:04:33), garlic protips (00:07:29), "OMG - he bit the ice cream" (00:10:25), SpongeBob (00:11:53), Andrew's smackdown (00:12:32), lost things (00:13:11), Kaz time capsule (00:13:36), Big Y promo (00:14:48), TMNT Shellcast stickers (00:22:34), crippling window treatments (00:28:00), daylight savings whiplash (00:29:45), what is this cat? (00:34:42), D.O.P.E (00:38:16), #humblebrag (00:43:07), dildo of consequences (00:44:43), Manwich math (00:45:46), 867-5309 (00:49:24), shag car-pet (00:58:51), ugliest car ever (01:01:38), people laughing at you (01:07:40), Jon with an H (01:16:18), plural and possessive (01:22:19), marinate your dome (01:23:30), Oxford comma (01:25:09), Jon gets owned (01:27:58), Jon - man of business (01:28:45), oroboros (01:31:21), plungers (01:36:28), beefin' it (01:46:14), axe and bow (01:51:41), money vs. butts (02:15:04), nucking futs for cups (02:15:39), and the Turtlecom Q&A (02:17:34). Shout out to Ben & Jerry (00:10:48), Ms. REDACTED (00:18:08), Toys R Us (00:27:21), @zollyflopper & butter crocks (00:42:13), Nissan Cube (01:00:06), Tanner (01:18:13), Captain Underpants (01:37:08), Buc-ee's (01:39:10), Elise (02:01:34), #41 & Tantasqua (02:05:16). Cowabunga! 🐢 Leave a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtlecom voicemail⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. 🐢 Stream TMNT Shellcast on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Google⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Amazon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. 🐢 Follow @tmntshellcast on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠X⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. 🐢 Visit ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tmntshellcast.com.

11-15
02:20:02

#043: Corporate Raiders from Dimension X (S03E25 1989)

Jon goes business casual during TMNT Shellcast #043: Corporate Raiders from Dimension X from season 3 episode 25 of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1987 tv series. In the tv episode, the Turtles discover that corporate executives are being kidnapped, causing a pizza shortage. Motivated by personal stakes, they recruit Casey Jones to infiltrate Octopus Inc., the suspected conglomerate. Uncovering a mind control plot, they thwart Shredder's plan to use brainwashed employees to raise the Technodrome for world domination, ultimately saving the day and earning gratitude from the company president. In the podcast episode, Jon scarfs hot dog stuffed crust pizza (00:03:31) then leads Player Select: Business Acumen (00:25:16), where Chris and Andrew both earn a Power-Up: Respin (00:43:49). Chris tackles Turtlisms (01:37:37) before Bebop & Rocksteady glow up (01:43:26) and Krang gets dethroned by Shredder (01:44:14) during the Villain Power Ranking (01:39:33). Chris wins the Pizza Poll Results (01:46:35), sending Andrew to the Pizza Wheel (01:50:19), where he spins chocolate fudge ice cream & extra garlic pizza while avoiding Chris’s Power-Up: Odds Maker (01:52:02). Jon and Chris wrap up the episode with the Pizza Poll Question: if no one ever sneezed again, how long would it take the world to notice (01:57:46)?Also featured in this episode are America’s hat (00:00:58), not dogs (00:05:06), ultimate stuffed crust (00:07:04), occupy Wall Street (00:13:46), clueless cohost (00:14:25), where the brief's are kept (00:17:59), EBIT-duh (00:26:36), Without Me (00:29:06), not A-1 (00:38:22) or 1099's (00:39:57), the big four (00:40:46), vending machine woes (00:47:36), T Swift rant (00:54:15), whoa (01:04:18), boring pears (01:12:13), dropping eaves (01:18:04), lemon vs lime (01:25:50), pee-pee (01:27:22), hash brown fear (01:47:57), breakfast pro-tips (01:48:24), Andrew back on his bullshit (01:50:12), big clock (01:54:36), clearing out the system (02:01:26), another bday party experience (02:02:50), the biggest disparity (02:03:58), and red eyes (02:08:42). Shout out to Toronto Dave (00:01:15), Delaware & Wayne's World (00:23:12), Midas' Touch (00:24:17), CJ (00:52:41), Raphael (00:53:42), seltzer water & Topo Chico (01:09:36), Bora Bora (01:11:38), carrot muffins (01:15:40), and March Madness 'Boss Button' (01:29:42). Cowabunga! 🐢 Leave a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtlecom voicemail⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. 🐢 Stream TMNT Shellcast on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Google⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Amazon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. 🐢 Follow @tmntshellcast on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠X⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. 🐢 Visit ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tmntshellcast.com.

11-08
02:13:48

#042: Mutagen Monster (S03E24 1989)

Andrew gets festive during the inaugural Halloween edition (00:03:47) of TMNT Shellcast #042: Mutagen Monster from season 3 episode 24 of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1987 tv series. In the tv episode, Shredder plans to hijack trains carrying chemicals for mutagen production, but Bebop and Rocksteady's mistake causes a collision, creating impure mutagen. The mutagen transforms two bulls into a colossal mutant, leading to chaos. The Turtles and Shredder independently attempt to control the mutant, but in the end, the Turtles use an atom smasher to stabilize and revert the mutant back to two ordinary bulls, while Shredder faces another setback in his plans. In this honorary Jackie Robinson (00:09:45) podcast episode, Andrew, Jon, and Chris participate in Show & Tell: Halloween Costumes (00:04:49), before Chris eats very cherry pie pizza (00:10:07). Going viral (00:20:50) earns everyone a Power-Up: Respin (00:22:47) before Jon and Chris compete in Turtle Tech: Halloween (00:31:03), leading to trick-or-treat themed Power-Up: Party Pizza (00:38:03 and 00:40:11) and Combo Slice (00:38:41). A Leonardo katana toss (00:59:45) and cowabunga (01:25:31) prompt and update from Jon during the Shellcast Sportsbook (01:35:25). The Mutant Bull (01:40:08) debuts during The Villain Power Ranking (01:36:51), which sees Bebop & Rocksteady fall (01:42:05). The Pizza Poll Results (01:50:38) lead to a tie, but Jon volunteers himself to the Pizza Wheel (01:56:07). Three Power-Up: Respins (01:56:49, 01:59:12, and 02:01:53) and one Power-Up: Combo Slice (02:01:17) ultimately results in hot dog and stuffed crust pizza (02:01:57). To end the episode, Chris (02:06:43) and Andrew (02:08:07) answer the Pizza Poll Question: what is the best breakfast food? (02:05:49). Also featured are National Cat Day (00:01:38), black screens (00:03:38), Shredder (00:04:59), Fripp (00:06:12), Myron (00:07:45), MOAR cherry (00:10:57), abscond (00:13:42), souling (00:33:28), Jack-OG (00:35:29), three-billy (00:37:23), like Mike (00:38:19), fastest (00:38:52), largest (00:39:43), Jon’s smelly feet (00:40:54), TP vando (00:41:08), big bidet (00:42:21), marshmallow spokesman Jon (00:45:04), objective Andrew (01:42:39), motivation speaker Jon (01:44:27), Jon does math without a calculator (01:56:23), pizza slumming’ Chris (02:04:05), Chris goes with his heart (02:06:43, Andrew goes with his gut (02:08:07), the superior breakfast (02:09:26), so wrong (02:11:40), omelette magic (02:21:18), sponsored by corn beef hash (02:22:42), and cokemankaz cast iron (02:23:01). Shout out to Otto’s Pizza (00:27:48), Gram’s baked apple (01:12:51), Hedo Rick (01:13:35), John and Freedom General breakfast pizza (02:18:55), Casey’s General Store (02:19:40), and Hormel (02:22:42). Cowabunga! 🐢 Leave a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtlecom voicemail⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. 🐢 Stream TMNT Shellcast on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Google⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Amazon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. 🐢 Follow @tmntshellcast on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠X⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. 🐢 Visit ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tmntshellcast.com.

11-01
02:30:09

#041: Casey Jones - Outlaw Hero (S03E23 1989)

Chris was jonesing for TMNT Shellcast #041: Casey Jones - Outlaw Hero from season 3 episode 23 of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1987 TV series. In the tv episode, a mysterious vigilante named Casey Jones takes matters into his own hands to combat crimes in New York City. The Turtles encounter Jones, who initially mistakes them for Martians but later helps them combat robotic bugs controlled by Krang. Together, they thwart Krang's plans then Casey Jones disappears. In the #41 Dirk Nowitzki (02:46:31) podcast episode, Jon eats white pizza (00:05:31) at a cost of $6.71 (00:08:03). Andrew and Jon contribute to Buy or Sell: Caseys (00:27:12). Later, Chris hosts Mutant Meme-hem (01:15:54), where Andrew earns a Respin (01:22:41) and Party Pizza (01:24:10) Power-Up and Jon earns a Respin (01:22:41) Power-Up. Andrew (02:03:26) and Jon (02:02:01) split Turtlisms, then Jon adds a Raphael/Turtle Van hit (01:13:13) to the Shellcast Sportsbook (02:05:19). During the Villain Power Ranking (02:06:38), Casey Jones (02:06:25) and the Knucklehead variants (02:08:14) retire to the Graveyard, Shredder sinks to #3 (02:12:03), and Baxter buzzes behind Krang, #1 (02:13:10). Andrew wins the Pizza Poll Results (02:17:22), sending Chris to the Pizza Wheel (02:20:25), where a Power-Up: Oddsmaker (02:23:35), Respin (02:24:57), and Combo Slice (02:25:35) yields Chris double cherry pie pizza (02:25:43). To end the episode, Jon (02:29:03) and Andrew (02:29:24) answer the Pizza Poll Question: which emoji do you hate with a fiery passion? (02:26:46). Also featured are turds (00:00:00), pumpkin eatin' szn (00:00:59), Andrew's 3 things (00:01:14), Jon's 2 stories (00:02:24), Whiz-Cheez (00:03:36), younger Chris (00:04:45), superfan Steve (00:11:31), Burne on cocaine (00:15:07), favorite pies (00:17:03), Jon on the record (00:20:42), Dunkin' and J.Lo (00:36:38), say his name (00:42:15), supersized (00:43:23), the best burger Andrew (00:48:21) and Jon (00:48:47) ever had, Chris's lifetime burger-meter (00:49:53), Dimension X boner (00:53:16), the most viewed/liked (01:11:12), inch hater Chris (01:19:41), abominable (01:26:50), whatcha talkin bout Willis (Reed)? (01:29:16), leisure (01:36:47), pie guy (01:39:27), @sweetchinmusicohio (01:47:46), Ohio (01:49:24), ménage à beef (01:50:26), Friday talk (01:52:04), Dominos receipt (01:52:43), Tesla-splanin' Jon (01:54:16), r/doordashgremlin (01:55:08), short Kings (01:59:43), seizure (02:12:42), stuff comin' (02:15:20), from memory (02:15:49), the limit does not exist (02:20:37), Power-Up stimulus checks (02:22:10), see what happens (02:23:55), living rent free (02:30:53), incredible feelings (02:34:14), blasting into space (02:38:19), next week's Halloween episode (02:39:46), and congrats Domestic Dave (02:45:50). Shout out to Stop n Shop (00:06:42), ⁠ @bigell69 ⁠ (00:26:18), Batman fans (00:26:57), Ty and his brother (00:28:37), air fryers (00:30:57), (anti) Lays Chips (00:32:17), Wachusett Chips (00:32:26), Portland, OR (00:54:33), Gram (01:00:47), TMNTPedia (01:17:22), Ricky Johnson from Backyard Baseball (01:35:22), Nickleback (01:43:25), Uncle Sam's and Chris (01:51:36), Andrew's local Dominos (01:52:55), short people (01:59:43), Sister Act 2 (02:26:22), emoticons (02:28:30), Roman Mars and 99% Invisible (02:28:36), and Friday Beers (02:30:20). Links: Dunkin Donuts - SNL 🐢 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSvNhxKJJyU Anthony Bourdain's 3 tips to a perfect burger🐢 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZwyLVUAS5Y Cowabunga! 🐢 Leave a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtlecom voicemail⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. 🐢 Stream TMNT Shellcast on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Google⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Amazon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. 🐢 Follow @tmntshellcast on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠X⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. 🐢 Visit ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tmntshellcast.com.

10-25
02:48:17

#040: Return of the Fly (S03E22 1989)

Jon channels his best Ronald Reagan (00:01:51) during TMNT Shellcast #040: Return of the Fly from season 3 episode 22 of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1987 tv series. In the tv episode, Baxter Stockman restores himself to the normal dimension by electrocuting himself during an thunderstorm. He seeks ultimate revenge on the Turtles, Shredder, and Krang and sets his diabolical plan in motion by kidnapping April. The Rat King helps the Turtles rescue April and confront Shredder, resulting in chaos that ultimately leads to Baxter being frozen and the Technodrome's control room iced over. In the podcast episode, Andrew scarfs double spicy mozzarella during Pizza Time! (00:07:50) then debates the Mount Rushmore of Comebacks (01:09:10) with Chris and Jon. Leonardo's katana toss (01:02:38) prompts a Shellcast Sportsbook (02:13:23) update from Jon. Andrew reads two new 5-Star Reviews (01:58:01) and then recaps the episode Turtlisms (02:10:53). The Villain Power Ranking (02:13:49) see lots of changes among The Rat King (02:14:37), Baxter Stockman (02:17:37), and Bebop & Rocksteady (02:19:06). The Pizza Poll Results (02:21:12) yield a Chris win/Jon spin of the Pizza Wheel (02:24:22). Sundried tomato (02:26:41) gets wiped out with a Power-Up: Respin (02:27:06), leaving Jon with white pizza (02:27:20). To end the show, Andrew (02:40:05) and Chris (02:34:35) answers the Pizza Poll Question: What is the coolest instrument to play? (02:39:13). Also featured are gas station cheeseburgers (00:02:51), Louisville (00:04:55), Melinda (00:10:20), #pizzafriday shaming (00:12:36), Kevin Bacon (00:26:31), Johnny Depp (00:27:18), Ask Jeeves (00:29:33), bug stuff (00:36:27), anti-provolone (00:43:51), beefsteak tomatose (00:45:39), Jon is not a fish (01:00:40), big dick villains (01:05:57), hiccup PTSD (01:08:38), I know you are but what am I? (01:10:57), pardon Jon's French (01:39:49), fake Italians (01:49:08), canned foods (01:51:24), kielbasa burps (01:54:26), pseudonyms (01:55:39), bro chemistry (01:59:52), that's what she said (02:01:52), passive aggressive USPS (02:09:45), Jon's reed (02:39:39), apple crisp (02:43:16), PSL (02:44:14), and recycling (02:46:56). Links: The Illegal U-Turn 🐢 https://www.instagram.com/p/Cx55sdOu9Aj/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA%3D%3D Shout out to Macromedia Flash (00:28:34), Swizzle (00:42:09), Jimmy John's (00:42:54), Turtle Boy (01:45:02), TMNT Shellcast fans (02:00:02), Sweet Chin Music and @stevestates (02:40:05). Cowabunga! 🐢 Leave a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtlecom voicemail⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. 🐢 Stream TMNT Shellcast on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Google⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Amazon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. 🐢 Follow @tmntshellcast on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠X⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. 🐢 Visit ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tmntshellcast.com.

10-19
02:50:04

#039: Green with Jealousy (S03E21 1989)

Andrew goes full North Dakota (00:00:43) with TMNT Shellcast #039: Green with Jealous from season 3 episode 21 of the 1987 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles tv series. In the tv episode, the Technodrome is running low on power, so Krang and company plan to steal energy from a state-of-the-art nuclear sub showcased on April O'Neil's news broadcast. To distract the Turtles from interfering, Krang concocts a love potion that infatuates them with Irma, causing chaos. However, Donatello eventually creates an antidote, and the Turtles rescue April and thwart the energy theft plan, causing a humorous romantic mishap involving Irma and the Turtles. In the podcast episode, Chris eats melted mozzarella, anchovy, and butterscotch ice cream pizza during Pizza Time! (00:10:19). TMNT Shellcast Giveaway (00:16:52) winner, @stevestates leaves a fan-first Turtlecom Voicemail (00:18:32). And when it rains, it pours Turtlecom Voicemails, because Jacklikes also left one for the guys (00:25:30). Jon and Chris work together during Turtle Tech: Sounds of TMNT Shellcast (01:25:28), earning them both a Power-Up: Odds Maker (01:48:07). Michelangelo drops another cowabunga (02:13:35), prompting a Shellcast Sportsbook (02:21:45) update. Chris recites all of the Turtlisms (02:22:41) and the Villain Power Ranking (02:34:35) sees the Foot Soldiers laying down their life to earn the #3 spot (02:25:52) and Bebop & Rocksteady dropping to #4 (02:27:27). Jon wins the Pizza Poll Results (02:34:47), sending Andrew to the Pizza Wheel (02:37:33). After five spins (02:40:35, 02:42:33, 02:43:15, 02:43:50) and four Power-Ups (02:39:22, 02:42:57, 02:43:46, 02:44:11), he is dealt extra spicy mozzarella. To end the podcast episode, Chris (02:47:04) and Jon (02:48:20) answer the Pizza Poll Question: What is the one item you cannot live without? (02:45:21). Also featured are squash (00:01:42), pro-tips (00:03:47 00:45:28), pyrotechnic Jon (00:06:44), Philly accent (00:23:52), youngest to oldest (00:26:49), revival (00:30:15), no time for $4.99 (00:31:16), getting out Daved (00:33:13), awake Jon (00:38:23), nuclear arithmetic (00:40:18), holographic Pokémon cards (00:54:04), heartbroke Krang (01:00:49), Donald Duck-ing (01:09:10), decaf (01:18:20), smooth brain dogs (01:22:14), no fucking clue (01:47:46), Dimension X ganja (01:50:54), big donut conspiracies (01:57:09), Caddy Shack (02:01:58), physics of deep frying (02:04:01), crushing segues (02:24:41), Ron Burgundy (02:36:06), fruit cocktail 4lyfe (02:38:37), a world without spaghetti (02:48:37), carbonara for the birds (02:49:20), spaghetti alle vongole (02:50:04), most popular pasta dish (02:50:53), lousy with meatballs (02:52:11), and the best TMNT podcast (02:52:52). Shout outs to junk drawers (00:06:09), WGA union (00:09:08), villains (00:17:44), Steven Spielberg (00:21:27), Turtles Fight with Honor (00:28:15), Rez (00:29:55), Toronto Dave (00:32:51), The Beatles (00:43:07), medical terminology (00:50:20), Andrew's new coworker (01:01:51), old Chris's dad (01:05:11), Craig's List (01:17:17), @zollyflopper and earthing (01:21:00), and Jon's latest TikTok (02:36:41). Cowabunga! 🐢 Leave a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtlecom voicemail⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. 🐢 Stream TMNT Shellcast on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Google⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Amazon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. 🐢 Follow @tmntshellcast on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠X⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. 🐢 Visit ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tmntshellcast.com.

10-04
03:00:44

#038: Camera Bugged (S03E20 1989)

**TMNT Shellcast Giveaway Winner Announcement (02:13:02)** Chris bugs out in TMNT Shellcast podcast episode #038: Camera Bugged from season 3 episode 20 of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1987 tv series. In the tv episode, the Ninja Turtles are challenged by Splinter but realize they need a vacation. Meanwhile, an alien named Fripp arrives in New York with a camera that can capture objects and people. Chaos ensues as things disappear, and Shredder wants to use the camera's power against the Turtles. After a series of confrontations, the Turtles and Shredder end up trapped inside the camera, and it takes Splinter's intervention to release them and restore order. Andrew munches giant pizza during Pizza Time! (00:03:02) then Jon joins for Buy or Sell: Vacations (00:24:12). Chris celebrates his birthday with Show & Tell: Birthday Presents (01:04:15) and birthday trivia questions (01:05:50, 01:16:22, 01:29:47, 01:42:19) which earn Jon and Andrew Respin (01:07:05), Combo Slice (01:17:12), and Odds Maker (01:30:28) Power-Ups. The Shellcast Sportbook (01:38:25) add four cowabungas and the Villain Power Ranking (01:41:03) see Don Turtelli get benched by Fripp (01:41:36) and Shredder return to the two-hole (01:43:02). The Pizza Poll Results (01:45:01) earn Jon another win, sending Chris to the Pizza Wheel (01:47:37) for his pizza punishment. An Odds Maker (01:49:07), Respin (01:53:16), and Combo Slice (01:53:53) Power-Up result in melted mozzarella (01:53:25), anchovy and butterscotch ice cream (01:54:08) pizza. The Pizza Poll Question: What's the worst drink to order at a bar? (01:55:58) is answered by Andrew (01:57:03) and Jon (01:59:50) to end the episode. Also featured are ToeJam & Earl (00:02:24, 00:19:52, 00:22:05), DiGiorno (00:05:18), ASMR (00:05:38), rhymes (00:09:00), shoobies (00:13:32), anti-whistle (00:16:02), elitist Jon (00:18:12), The Crimson Chin (00:19:34), frappes (00:21:06), cruises (00:24:24), travel agents (00:26:10), staycations (00:28:10), peeing the bed, allegedly (00:29:05), hostiles (00:30:28), group vacations (00:32:47), travel itinerary (00:34:41), vacay junkie tips (00:35:48), tourist traps (00:38:34), flicking the magic bean (00:40:17), guided tours (00:40:44), two humps (00:42:47), Dibs here! (00:49:30), weakest link (00:52:31), addicted to porn (01:47:10), like a man (01:55:02), fireball (01:57:03), Jon's forehead (01:57:54), sticky slander (01:58:24), scotch (01:59:50), Anchorman (02:01:30), Irish carbombs (02:04:50), Coyote Ugly experience (02:05:09), evening Bloody Marys (02:12:00), and turtlecom challenge (02:17:37). Shout out to toaster ovens (00:06:44), Grinko (00:18:50), bankrupt Friendly's (00:21:28), Worcester Tornadoes (00:49:44), Andrew's wife (00:51:06), hump day (01:05:50), @sambridges13, The Boynton and Highland Street (01:30:41), the Doc (01:47:22), Anchorman (02:01:30), Karl (02:03:38), @stevestates (02:13:24), @apixel87 (02:14:28), and Sean (02:14:47). Links: Mother Goose Club Freight Train 🐢 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFNiPY_TA_8 Cowabunga! 🐢 Leave a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtlecom voicemail⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. 🐢 Stream TMNT Shellcast on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Google⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Amazon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. 🐢 Follow @tmntshellcast on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠X⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. 🐢 Visit ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tmntshellcast.com.

09-27
02:20:44

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