Take A Drink When

You ever sit around and wonder what would happen if you were trapped on a bus with Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock? And a mad man had strapped a bomb to the bus because he wasn't happy with his retirement plan? Well, have we got a movie for you! In this episode, we go on a 50 mph joy ride that says "Physics? What physics!?" It's Speed! Instagram - @takeadrinkwhen / Twitter - @tadwpodcast / Intro Music by Julian Moore / Art by Abigail Lupoff

Happy spooky season! It's our favorite time of year and to celebrate we decided to head on down to Texas in the 70's to visit our good pal Leatherface! On our journey we stumble across bones, blood, a chicken and, most importantly, a cannibal dinner party!  Instagram - @takeadrinkwhen / Twitter - @tadwpodcast / Intro Music by Julian Moore / Art by Abigail Lupoff

After multiple attempts, Amanda has finally created a drinking game to rival the irreparable liver damage caused by 300. This week we join a bunch of bohemians in Paris in the early 1900's at a very flashy little place called the Moulin Rouge and learn all about the ideals of the bohemian revolution. Truth! Beauty! Freedom! Love! And above all else...tuberculosis! Instagram - @takeadrinkwhen / Twitter - @tadwpodcast / Intro Music by Julian Moore / Art by Abigail Lupoff

This week we've got it all. Early 2000's fashion? Check. Very loud cars? Check. Ja Rule?! CHECK! Buckle up everybody, it's time to join Paul Walker and Vin Diesel and learn all about the wonderful world of street racing! We have questions. Some of them are answered. Some of them will forever be a mystery. But...did we mention Ja Rule is there?! Instagram - @takeadrinkwhen / Twitter - @tadwpodcast / Intro Music by Julian Moore / Art by Abigail Lupoff

Did you miss us?! We had to take an unexpected little summer vacation from the pod, but we're BACK! And what better way to return than with a little classic 90's Brendan Fraser?! In this episode, we desperately try to understand some sort of Egyptian curse and somehow resurrect an undead mummy man who really wants to bring his girlfriend back from the dead! Instagram - @takeadrinkwhen / Twitter - @tadwpodcast / Intro Music by Julian Moore / Art by Abigail Lupoff

You know her, you love her, and it is about time we check her out for the pod...it's Molly Ringwald! This week we're following the quirky fashion...icon?... Andie Walsh, as she finds herself in a love triangle with the three most unlikable men the eighties have to offer! Will it be Steff, who can't button his shirt if his life depended on it? Will it be Blane, whose name might as well be Bland? Will it be Duckie, the cringiest of them?! Listen and find out, it's Pretty In Pink! Instagram - @takeadrinkwhen / Twitter - @tadwpodcast / Intro Music by Julian Moore / Art by Abigail Lupoff

We took a week off and we're back with another classic! This week we journey down to Antartica, where a bunch of dudes are researching...actually we have no idea what they are researching. What we do know is there are some Norwegians nearby who messed with a spaceship and now we're all going to pay the price! We question science, we question ethics and we question our life choices, get ready for The Thing! Instagram - @takeadrinkwhen / Twitter - @tadwpodcast / Intro Music by Julian Moore / Art by Abigail Lupoff

This week we're heading to the Catskills with the Houseman family for a summer full of golf, wig shows, croquet and, most importantly, a whole lot of dancing! We learn how to move with Baby and we absolutely DO NOT allow her to be put in a corner!  Instagram - @takeadrinkwhen / Twitter - @tadwpodcast / Intro Music by Julian Moore / Art by Abigail Lupoff

This week, we find ourselves in the seedy underbelly of the Las Vegas strip and find out just what it takes to be a STAR! Join us as we watch Elizabeth Berkeley try to shed her goody-goody Saved by the Bell reputation and inadvertently destroy her entire career. There's boobs. There's more boobs. There's...listen, there's a lot of boobs. TW - sexual assault/rape - At approximately 53:52, there is a scene in particular that we do not describe in detail, but do react to. It is also referenced in the movie review a few times. Instagram - @takeadrinkwhen / Twitter - @tadwpodcast / Intro Music by Julian Moore / Art by Abigail Lupoff

It's time for the conclusion of our journey on the Titanic with Jack and Rose! Will they both make it? Will the ship survive colliding with an iceberg? Will Jillian and Amanda turn into crying drunk girls in the blink of eye? The answer to one of these questions is yes and we bet you can guess which one. Instagram - @takeadrinkwhen / Twitter - @tadwpodcast / Intro Music by Julian Moore / Art by Abigail Lupoff

Some movies just can't be cut down to one episode and what better movie to be our first two parter than this one! The year is 1912, the ship is the Titanic and the romance is LEGENDARY. Listen as we act like we don't already know the fate of this "unsinkable" ship and then join us next week for the thrilling conclusion! Instagram - @takeadrinkwhen / Twitter - @tadwpodcast / Intro Music by Julian Moore / Art by Abigail Lupoff

We're back in the 80's this week and join a suburban family as they desperately try to get rid of the demons that are all up in their house. We got ghosts! We got possessed trees! We got a child stuck in the television! We got Madam Serena from Teen Witch! Jillian has childhood trauma! It's Poltergeist! Instagram - @takeadrinkwhen / Twitter - @tadwpodcast / Intro Music by Julian Moore / Art by Abigail Lupoff

This week, we revisit a movie that Amanda absolutely loved as a child and probably had no business watching at that age! We visit Earth in 2033 (yikes) and apparently there was a comet and...a decade long drought and...long story short there's basically no water. Enter badass rebel Tank Girl! She's here to provide solid one liners, take down the man, bang a kangaroo man and unintentionally shape Amanda's personality into who she has become today! Instagram - @takeadrinkwhen / Twitter - @tadwpodcast / Intro Music by Julian Moore / Art by Abigail Lupoff

We loved Teen Witch so much we thought, "why not give a teenage werewolf a try!?" This week, we join a young Michael J. Fox as he faces the trials and tribulations of being a scrawny little teen who is apparently...genetically a werewolf? There's basketball! There's kissing! There's more basketball! Like...so much basketball... It's Teen Wolf! Instagram - @takeadrinkwhen / Twitter - @tadwpodcast / Intro Music by Julian Moore / Art by Abigail Lupoff

Pack your bags y'all, we're going to camp! Is this camp cursed? Doomed? The site of some grizzly murders? PROBABLY! But that didn't stop a bunch of dumb horny teenagers in 1980, and it certainly won't stop us! This week we head to Camp Crystal Lake and critique the camp counselors survival skills. Spoiler, they don't do a great job... Instagram - @takeadrinkwhen / Twitter - @tadwpodcast / Intro Music by Julian Moore / Art by Abigail Lupoff

We've all been there. You're walking down the street. You hear drums. You follow the drums and find a trunk containing a really old board game. The drums are coming from the board game. You decide to play the game because, obviously, and BOOM...Robin Williams is in your living room! That's never happened to you? Well, this week, it happens to us! It's Jumanji! Instagram - @takeadrinkwhen / Twitter - @tadwpodcast / Intro Music by Julian Moore / Art by Abigail Lupoff

This week we said "Let's smash together Coyote Ugly and Moulin Rouge but cast it with a wild list of stars and see what happens!" And what happened, was Burlesque. Cher! Christina Aguilera! Kristen Bell! Alan Cumming! And best of all...Stanley freaking Tucci! Did we love it? Did we hate it? Are we opening our own burlesque club now? Listen and find out! Instagram - @takeadrinkwhen / Twitter - @tadwpodcast / Intro Music by Julian Moore / Art by Abigail Lupoff

Another week, another classic 80's film we have inexplicably never seen. This time we are taken right into Mr Miyagi's eccentric personal dojo as he teaches a young Ralph Macchio how to be a karate master. We mock Ralph's accent! Jillian gets really mad at William Zabka! We get drunk! It's episode 24! Instagram - @takeadrinkwhen / Twitter - @tadwpodcast / Intro Music by Julian Moore / Art by Abigail Lupoff

Sometimes we sit around and think "Man, I wonder what it was like to be Joan Crawford's daughter." Luckily, this movie exists to give us a glimpse into growing up Crawford! Wire hangers? Absolutely not! Rose garden? Better chop it down! Offend your mother in front of someone? Barbara, please! It's episode 23! Instagram - @takeadrinkwhen / Twitter - @tadwpodcast / Intro Music by Julian Moore / Art by Abigail Lupoff

You know what we love more than random movies and drinking to them? One hit wonders! This episode we start our journey in Erie, PA and follow local band, The Oneders, on their speed of light trip to the top of the charts! We sing the same song eleven times! We scream at Liv Tyler to leave her stupid boyfriend! We go on what may be our most random tangent to date!  Instagram - @takeadrinkwhen / Twitter - @tadwpodcast / Intro Music by Julian Moore / Art by Abigail Lupoff