Tales from Saint Paul’s Unseen Dimension

Today I am taking a break from the show until I have something substantial to talk about. This is a short announcement and not a full episode.

I talk about how the universe repaid my trolling an article on the internet, my haunted house, the randochicken, and plans to move forward as a person

Today I take a break from the paranormal, the political and do a show about missing my brother’s birthday, the origins of comedy, and how to have fun doing comedy when nobody expects it. Telling jokes, making people laugh are akin to being able to do magic. So I talk about comedy as a change that was needed.

If you have any patriotism for this country and are afraid to express it, feel free to listen here because We Americans are exceptional people and no need to apologize for what you are. While some people are ashamed to be American, I tell them politely to be quiet, this holiday is not for them. The first 10 minutes or so is devoted to why you should celebrate this day, and the rest is about the ghost activity in my house. Not overly exciting but if there’s an audio engineer who listens and finds something interesting, let me know.

Are you one of the vaccinated? Because if you are, you too might be abducted by aliens and finally get to know what that’s really like. I talk about how the nano technology looks a lot like the stuff I saw in another video, and where it might go from there, having had a couple days to fully digest a concept I had while trying to explain the stuff I saw on a Stew Peters video. It devolves into how we as humans should be nicer to each other, and then I talk about the latest Marvel Movie Morbius.

I talk about China getting signals from Aliens, discuss the findings of Stew Peters and the clotting problems caused by self assembling nano particles, and how they are similar to alien implant technology. I also ramble on about steroids, family and how my alien hybrid offspring are doing.

I was wrong about China invading Taiwan. Sorry. I talk about alien abduction, absent fathers, the problems in America, and how good it feels to not have to worry about how your alien hybrid children are going to turn out.

This is a place holder more or less for the Wednesday show as I did not have much to talk about and have absolutely no intellectual or emotional budget to do the show. It’s a lot of stuff on the plate and not enough of me to make it all go away.

When you have two intact dogs, and they want to have sex, you have to have a zero tolerance policy on the two of them ever leaving your sight. I talk about this, and a few other things including the missing podcast from the other day which I took down due to a sound problem and profanity. Not that tonight’s show is perfect but I can say that I use the F word a lot less and bring up things like being captured by Female Bigfoot, and alien hybrid children that I may or may not have fathered over the last 30 to 40 years since puberty struck.

I talk about getting into the right head space for remote viewing, and more or less what kinds of energies that seem to flow around us. There’s some other nuggets of information in there too.

This episode has a few things in it that will either be of interest or bore you to tears. That being said I cover a lot of ground where the subconscious mind is at work, and whether or not one should pay attention to those “feelings” we get from time to time. I also talk about the symbols and signs of 11:11 and other numbers as well as the cardinal that seems to be a fixture outside my window. I finish out the show with a recommendation to be kinder to people because things are going to get very difficult soon.

I distill down all the bullshit from the farce that is the great exalted hearing on the UFO / UAP thing we are currently being subjected to. If you haven’t heard me rant about this before, or are new to the show, this would be a great episode to jump on board. If you have already heard my nonsense before, well, listen to it again and tell your friends how opinionated and how much of a know it all prick I am. All kidding aside though, if you honestly believe your government is going to tell you the truth about UFO’s you haven’t learned anything at all since child birth.

In this latest installment of my battle with sanity and ADHD, I wander from the topic of Alien Civilizations, Alien Abduction, Shopping at Target, Luring the paranormal out of the shadows with the promise of ice cream, and of course, why we feel so alone in the universe. While some of this may make sense, it will be a challenge for those of the uninitiated to get through all 53 minutes of this podcast without questioning why it is they abuse themselves. Enjoy!

I wander from topic to topic, eventually stopping on reptilian shape shifters

I go off the deep end and say that the JFK assassination has something in common with Roswell. I could be wrong, but hey, it’s just a conspiracy theory. I also make fun of how hard it is to get a space ship off the ground with me being tractor beamed out of my house. This is one of those stream of consciousness episodes where you never really know where it is going, but if you shut it off, you’ll never know how weird it will get. I think Sunday’s episode I will just make up a bunch of stuff and do comedy because in all honesty there isn’t enough Paranormal stuff to fill up 10 minutes of my podcast.

A quiet mind and a quiet brain. Nothing quite like it. Been quite a boring day and I talk about a time traveler’s bullshit story about America and how after seeing this nonsense I am now going to resume doing remote Viewing, and make some honest to God real predictions for people to laugh at and make fun of. But seriously, some people need to stop bullshitting around with the whole phony time travel nonsense.

I am currently dealing with an angry tooth and the fastest way to solve that problem is with alcohol. This podcast talks about the latest UFO bullshit from our government, Customer Service at Dick Blick’s, Politics, and the virtues of alcohol solving speech impediments and other things. This episode is full of profanity and is NOT politically correct. Not even close so listen at your own risk.

I talk about how NASA has sent naked photos of me into space, how aliens love people from trailer parks, and why I have never been abducted by Bigfoot, plus a little bit of current events and other nonsense.

Not really so much about ghosts but about memories of trauma, and how to laugh about things even when you shouldn’t. I make fun of a lot of people, and myself in the process while recounting things that I wish I could drink away. There will be offensive stuff to some, and probably a lot of you who listen will be like “Well that explains that.”

I give my honest assessment of my take on Ukraine, some insights as to how mental illness has taken over the world, and of course, pet news. I do take a moment to make fun of some people who deserve it, but then again, if you can’t make fun of yourself, make fun of other people. This is a podcast with no agenda so it could be a meandering stream of consciousness. Thankfully it’s short so you only have to endure a half hour. You are still listening to the least listened to podcast on the internet. Thank you for making this podcast what it is.