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Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod
Author: Andrew Schultz and Joseph Huggins
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Cohosts Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Are The Emerging Thought Leaders, Humorists, and Raconteurs of Our Time. With An Audience of Listeners Spanning Over 60 Countries, It’s Safe To Say Their Unique and Insightful Commentary On Global Affairs, The Culture, Politics, Business, Science, and Technology Combined With The Chemistry Between The Duo That Comes From Being Lifelong Friends, and The Rare Willingness To Be Vulnerable and Open About Their Own Lives, Has Turned This Show Into A Worldwide Phenomenon. It’s Your Favorite Podcast’s Favorite Podcast.
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Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss George Santos aka Best Friend Of The Pod Getting Pardoned By Donald Trump, Mr. Goody’s Poker “Comeback”, Joseph’s One Big Beautiful Fence, Therapy Questions, A Gen-Z Led Coup In Madagascar, OpenAI Introducing Pornography and Explicit Content To ChatGPT’s Adult Users, The $102 Million Louvre Gem Heist, and Much More.Therapy Questions and Article Links BelowMusic Provided By Mr Goody Two ShoesTherapy Questions:1.) Would you rather your therapist be your guardian angel or your devil’s advocate?2.) Would you rather your happiest memory be fake or your worst memory be fabricated and implanted?3.) Would you rather your pet be able to talk but only about your flaws, or your partner be able to read your thoughts but only the embarrassing ones?4.) Would you rather every time you looked in a mirror, a version of you blinked a second late, or whispered, “not yet”?Topics:George Santos Is Home:https://www.npr.org/2025/10/20/nx-s1-5579580/trump-commuted-the-prison-sentence-of-george-santos-a-look-at-how-it-happenedMilitary says it has seized power in Madagascar after president moves to 'safe place:https://share.google/q1FRTpW7QBSQgn92zOpenAI boss says ChatGPT will soon allow erotica for verified adults:https://share.google/7zuXt90UlTCxpgDTTStolen Gems and Jewels:https://bbc.com/news/articles/cj9722wlmj7o
In this week’s courtroom of chaos, Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie examine how Pam Bondi found herself back in the political hot seat as Democrats question whether the DOJ’s been weaponized against Trump’s foes. But don’t worry, it’s not all subpoenas and soundbites.We break down why truck drivers are suing Mark Sanchez, how illegal border crossings hit a 50-year low, and what in the hell a “Groyper” actually is. Plus, this week’s Therapy Questions force us to choose between whisper-shouting for life and eating dinner with gardening tools.Justice may be blind, but this episode sees it all.Therapy Questions and Article Links BelowTherapy Questions:1.) Would you rather only be able to whisper-shout or shout-whisper for the rest of your life?2.) Would you rather live in a house that A faintly of onions or constantly hear faint elevator music?3.) Would you rather only be able to drink liquids out of baby bottles or eat solids with gardening tools?4.) Would you rather be haunted by every person you’ve ghosted, or every person who ghosted you?Topics:Democrats press Bondi over concerns DOJ is being weaponized to target Trump’s foes : NPRhttps://share.google/zN7lVaXYsyPz7OTYmTruck driver sues Mark Sanchez, Fox after violent fight | AP News:https://share.google/GPnN0mpyItj06tJfTIllegal US-Mexico border crossings hit lowest level in over 50 years:https://share.google/nmlaDMIAqqVTI1OODWhat are Groypers Groypers - Wikipedia:https://share.google/9dc5nUCL17S45VyV0
Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and JTherapy Questions:) Would you rather upload your consciousness into a computer forever or let your body die naturally with no afterlife?) Would you rather wake up each day with a different identity in a different life, or live forever as yourself but in total isolation?) Would you rather live in a utopia where you’re thhm h. H. Hmn e only unhappy person, or in a dystopia where you’re the only happy person?) Would you rather have to say “I love you” at the end of every sentence or loudly sigh before speaking?Topics:Live updates: US government on brink of shutdown after last-ditch Senate vote fails - BBC News:https://share.google/598KQXDvOGkblsxTzTilly Norwood, an 'AI actor,' stirs outrage in Hollywood | AP Newshttps://share.google/1pu5F1z0w3wQiwjcRScientists create human eggs via in vitro gametogenesis : NPR:https://share.google/5qLlmgNchYp56cV8hWho was Thomas Sanford, the Michigan shooting suspect | CNN:https://share.google/m7yMFv7SxttulmdY1
Andrew Schultz (aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes) and Joseph Huggins (aka OldManHuggie) are back with another wild ride on Talk Shit or Get Off The Pod. This week, the boys kick things off with some mind-bending therapy questions.From there, it’s straight into the chaos: Jimmy Kimmel’s show return getting blocked by Sinclair and Nexstar, TikTok going apocalyptic with talk of the Rapture, a wild Graceland fraud scheme targeting Elvis Presley’s family, and of course, Trump offering his bizarre Tylenol parenting advice.It’s the perfect mix of laughs, hot takes, and “did they really just say that?” moments. Buckle up, Episode 194 has it all: books, crooks, and questionable looks.Music Provided By: Mr. Goody Two ShoesTherapy Questions and Articles Provided BelowTherapy Questions:Would you rather see how every choice you didn’t make played out, or erase the knowledge of every bad choice you did make?Would you rather your laughter sound like screaming or your crying sound like maniacal laughter?Would you rather face your greatest fear once a week or never feel fear again but lose the ability to feel joy?Would you rather your therapist secretly be an AI trained on your internet history or your diary from middle school?Topics:Kimmel’s show to return, but Sinclair and Nexstar will continue to keep it off their ABC stations | CNN:https://share.google/dBvOlO6XeslHKHJlYThe Rapture:https://apnews.com/article/rapture-end-times-evangelical-christians-tiktok-e7d065520186503a6223ee12df1f02ddGraceland fraud: Woman gets more than four years for trying to defraud Elvis Presley's family:https://share.google/K1jqU51y1KtZClBU6Trump's Tylenol advice: What should parents do? : Shots - Health News : NPR:https://share.google/KMkfnk5lp1mlpnKAI
Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss:Therapy Questions:Would you rather know the exact date of your death or the exact cause of your deathWould you rather relive your worst day on repeat for a year or skip a year but lose every memory of it?Would you rather be best friends with your past self at 13 or your future self at 80?Would you rather dream only nightmares but wake up refreshed, or dream only paradise but wake up exhausted?Topics:Quan Millz is out to make a buck, one street lit book at a time :https://share.google/hXxHJ9qbeZGH5vpB3White House denies Trump's alleged birthday message to Epstein is authentic - BBC News:https://share.google/ScdlQn1jsUl532Rd2White House expresses disapproval of Israel's strike on Hamas in Qatar : NPRhttps://share.google/PtlG4a6pKJzo05ESyAn errant moose dubbed Emil fascinates residents in northern Austria | AP News:https://share.google/WUSR0kdhTHkp9sCRc
Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss:Therapy Questions: 1. Would you rather be trapped in a mall where every store only sells mannequins of yourself, or in a zoo where every animal has your face? 2. Would you rather your dreams be directed by Tim Burton or your nightmares be narrated by Dr. Seuss?3. Would you rather your laugh sound like a chainsaw or your sneeze sound like a flute solo?4. Would you rather only be able to drink liquids out of baby bottles or eat solids with gardening tools? Topics :1. Texas man charged with murder in shooting of child playing doorbell prank https://share.google/nLv4Ksa2EwuPxot8U 2. Germany's far-right AFD suffers series of candidate deaths ahead of local vote: https://share.google/f38HpbQhGmMIKHAYz 3. Trump will move Space Command to Alabama, out of Colorado : NPR https://share.google/K6EuO4KKjLY6OdCfK 4. Bolivia's lightning-struck 'miracle tree' draws pilgrims to La Paz | AP News:Bolivia's lightning-struck 'miracle tree' draws pilgrims to La Paz | AP News
Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss Life, Therapy Questions and Articles All Provided Below.Therapy Questions:Would you rather relive your most embarrassing karaoke performance or your most awkward first kiss?Would you rather your therapist’s office be a bouncy castle or a haunted house?Would you rather eat spaghetti with your hands or soup with a fork forever?Would you rather every handshake be a thumb war or every hug be a tango?Topics Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's relationship timeline | AP News:https://share.google/UawdvPilAzI2AfIi9Cracker Barrel scraps new logo after backlash:https://share.google/mt7kZySPjHuqu8QzOResearchers and others raise the alarm about AI deadbot advertising : NPR:https://share.google/SbMkC5KmjDiN1JZ43Trump moves to ban flag burning despite Supreme Court ruling that allows it | AP Newshttps://share.google/hXVSbkinjiJLxQw25
Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldMan Huggie DiscussTherapy Questions:Would you rather every time you laugh, you float six inches off the ground, or every time you cry, it rains for five minutes? Would you rather your dreams be broadcast live on YouTube or your internet search history printed in the local paper?Would you rather everyone you meet immediately knows your most recent purchase or your last text messages.Would you rather only be able to run backwards or walk on tiptoes forever?Topics:DC Takeover:https://apnews.com/article/posse-comitatus-act-washington-national-guard-california-19e7fcb0a3b4c026741f9fd7bfb8b15fASL?https://www.npr.org/2025/08/12/nx-s1-5499539/aol-dial-up-endingWtf is a Labubuhttps://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/news/30000-stolen-labubu-dolls-recovered-san-bernardino-county/https://www.npr.org/2025/06/18/g-s1-72939/what-is-labubu-pop-mart-explained
Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss:Therapy Questions:Would you rather fight a raccoon with boxing gloves or a goose with nunchucks?Would you rather swap bodies with your pet for a week or swap phones with your ex for a day?Would you rather wear clown shoes to every job interview or a full cape to every first date?Would you rather only speak in sarcastic tones or only in motivational quotes?Topics:Texas Gerrymandering https://bbc.com/news/articles/cx2q7egqrpdoMarjorie Taylor Greene calls for George Santos' prison sentence to be commuted | AP News:https://share.google/OlWcqCObK2416p2rWA zoo in Denmark asks for pet donations to feed predators | AP News:https://share.google/bpJVvou8MFu3ERH92Trump threatens DC takeover after attack on ex-DOGE worker | AP News:https://share.google/lBklZckNBL2OTBEjf
Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie DiscussTherapy Questions:Would you rather get a free lifetime supply of therapy but your therapist is always slightly judging you, or pay $200/session but they think you’re a genius?Would you rather your laugh sound like a goat or every time you cry it sounds like a kazoo?Would you rather only be able to communicate through interpretive dance or puppet showsWould you rather get therapy from a clown or give therapy to your childhood teddy bear (who talks back)?Topics:Trump says Maxwell interview ‘appropriate’ amid Epstein uproar : NPR:Coldplay kiss camera saga shows how public public space can be | AP News:https://share.google/RrYCH2edhD8O82jHSCosmic first: Scientists spy the birth of planets outside solar system | AP News:https://share.google/7L4kgYEG0rbWn9I7cBlack Sabbath's Ozzy Osbourne dies, weeks after farewell show:https://share.google/rLWBRFtVXO0olruN7
Therapy Questions:Would you rather be stuck in a group therapy session with your exes or your childhood bullies?Would you rather poop confetti or burp glitter for the rest of your life?Would you rather never be able to lie again or have everyone always think you’re lying?Would you rather confess your darkest secret to a room of strangers or hear your crush’s thoughts about you, unfiltered?Topics:My Under fire, Pam Bondi brushes aside questions about her handling of Epstein files : NPR:https://share.google/iyxjeNVV3evFVgx18US Department of Defense awards contracts to Google, Musk’s xAI | CNN Business:https://share.google/VgHMAPjQmWQpzo3m9Life after Death:https://apple.news/A1b6fV3sHQkOFkqvGCQQ3ywTrump launches probe into Brazil's 'unfair' trade practiceshttps://share.google/uyzxRQ0upF4JKReBa
Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss Traffic School Wins, Updates On Diddy, Visiting Jurassic Park, Climate Change vs Asteroid, Our Favorite Pair of Shoes Growing Up, The Epstein List, Texas Floods, Deadly Mushroom Murders, and Shoes Back On At The AirportTherapy Questions and Links BelowMusic by Mr. Goody Two ShoesTherapy Questions:Diddy TalkWould you visit a dinosaur park islandWhat do you think our biggest threat as a species is?What was your favorite pair of shoes growing up?Topics:No List:https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cm2m879neljoTexas Floods:https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cx23ye0xnnyohttps://www.cnn.com/weather/live-news/texas-flooding-camp-mystic-07-08-25-hnkDeadly Mushrooms:https://apnews.com/article/australia-mushroom-poisoning-murder-trial-76e33e5e3f1d39bd331d2bca248de8b2No Shoes, No Problem:https://abcnews.go.com/US/tsa-end-shoes-off-policy-airport-security-screening/story?id=123556295
Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss The Sean “Diddy” Combs Trial, Subsidies For Electric Vehicles, A.I. Regulation, Ghosts, The “Big Beautiful Bill”, Buy Now Pay Later Loans, Drake’s Lawsuit Against United Music, and Fake Dentists.Therapy Questions and Article Links BelowTherapy Questions:Diddy TalkShould we have gov subsidies for Ev carsShould we have A.I regulations Have you ever seen a ghost?Topics:On to the next stop. BB BILL:https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/clyzzzdj15voBuy now pay later loans https://apnews.com/article/fico-score-buy-now-pay-later-6accd61da7b34c09407f5bdb0ac3100dDrake Lawsuit:https://www.themirror.com/entertainment/celebrity-news/drake-kendrick-lamar-umg-lawsuit-1238384Fake Dentists are a problem:https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c20pj38gyeqo
Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss Giving Their Life For Another Person, The Terrifying Easter Bunny, The U.S. Bombing Iran, The Prosecution Rested In The Diddy Trial, Mimd Reading A.I. Helping Paralyzed People, and Much More. Therapy Questions:Would you risk your life to save another person?What were you afraid of the most as a kid?You are offered a free 500 sqr ft apt and dont have to pay rent. You aren't allowed to move or sleep anywhere else for 25 years. Do you take it?What is your least favorite food?Topics:Exclusive: Early US intel assessment suggests strikes on Iran did not destroy nuclear sites, sources say:https://apple.news/AwdC1W8SNQ0am-01QL-ComQProsecution Rests Case in Sean Combs Trial as Defense Plans No Witnesses:https://apple.news/AMoT568H4ReWjbVFzKILzLgMind-reading AI turns paralysed man's brainwaves into instant speech:https://apple.news/AEVlT7YZdQGOfBi6Gc58-0w
Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss America World Police, Elon Musk On Drugs, Mythical Creatures, Advanced Civilizations Millions of Years Ago, The Trump Cellphone, The War Between Israel and Iran and Much More.Therapy Questions:What do you think is worth its weight in gold?Is it America's job to be the world police?Is Elon Musk on drugs?What mythical animal do you wish was real or believe is real?Topics:This bold theory says we're not Earth's first advanced civilisationIf an advanced civilisation lived on Earth millions of years ago, would we be able to tell?:https://apple.news/AqGUEfUv8TPqNa_5JlXDl5gTrump Cell Phone Plan made in the USA? https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cjrld3erq4eoIran - Israel:https://apnews.com/article/hypersonic-missiles-iran-israel-03b2480bbc4562d0e9713aad411dc063
In A Special Edition Of The Podcast: Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes Channels His Inner Sean Evans and Interviews Cohost Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie During A Hot Ones Style 10 Hot Sauce Gauntlet Provided By Melinda’s. This Is Not The Episode To Miss!“This summer… the only thing hotter than the sun is their damn mouths.”Hot Saucy Boy SummerRated R for Reckless Takes and Excessive SweatingMelinda’s: https://melindas.comInterview Questions:Joseph, I did some digging… is it true you once had a Touchdown Dance called “The Chicken Wing” and if so, what was going through your head at the time of celebration?If your life had a warning label like a hot sauce bottle, what would it say and whyYou’ve always been the guy who speaks his mind. Have you ever found that trait worked against you?Everyone’s got that one moment in life they wish was caught on camera. What’s yoursImagine you’re offered your dream career tomorrow, but you have to give up Topanga, Do you take the deal?Who’s someone you envy—but in a weirdly specific way?If the public only knew one thing about what it’s really like to co-host this podcast with you, what do you wish it was?Which failure or rejection in your life ended up shaping you the most — and how long did it take before you could see it that way?Give me your most controversial take that has nothing to do with politics — something you believe that would start an argument at a dinner party?You’re sweating, your lips are numb, and I’ve got one final question: If you could give your younger self a single sentence of advice—one that would actually stick—what would you say?
Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss Taking Timothée Chalamet and Post Malone’s Identity For A Day, A.I. Replacing Coders, Flying Cars, The Worst Addictions, A Mob Wreaking Havoc In Downtown Los Angeles, Trump Vs. Harvard, North Korean Remote Workers, and Utah Crypto Exec of SafeMoon Convicted Of Fraud, and Much More! Questions and Articles Below.Therapy Questions:Whose identity would you take if you could take one for a day?Is the tech job market becoming over saturated?Are flying cars practical?What addiction is the worst?Topics:Mob wreaks havoc in downtown L.A., tagging buildings and trains as someone breathes fire:https://apple.news/AgMUZGW%20wordciRmeDkbG7muENng%20Trump Administration Seeks to Fully End Harvard’s Federal Contracts:https://apple.news/AcSnn5vyqRfmLdepy2Oc36QNorth Korea Infiltrates U.S. Remote Jobs—With the Help of Everyday Americans:https://apple.news/A2EtrlQ1zS0O0JQXYSBLrBwUtah crypto exec convicted on all fraud charges:https://apple.news/ASsjECTudSzGKL6zknS90gQ
Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins Discuss Going To Mars, Running Into An Unknown Tribe, Tribal Politics, Cats Versus Dogs, and Twitter’s Grok Obsessed With South African “White Genocide”.Therapy Questions and Article Links BelowTherapy Questions:Should we be more worried about leaving the planet or saving it?You come in contact with an unknown tribe. What do you do?Have politics become too tribal and inhumane?Cats or Dogs?Topics:THE DAY GROK TOLD EVERYONE ABOUT ‘WHITE GENOCIDE’:https://apple.news/A08d84mpkRSWv03UvcanfnATrump signs the Take It Down Act into law:https://apple.news/AF6-iyCl1SYWbo3I5nLosAg
Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss The Dangerous Tom Cruise, The Grifter In Chief, Nuclear Winter vs Natural Disaster, Tory Lanez getting stabbed, The Diddy Trial, The Menendez Brothers Resentenced, Lifting Sanctions On Syria and Much More.Article Links and Therapy Questions Below.Therapy Questions Who's is the most dangerous celebrity?Should we as a government accept free planes and or other gifts?Would you date a woman whose family was involved with organized crime?What scares you more. Nukes being used or some unavoidable natural disaster?Topics:Rapper Tory Lanez is hospitalized after being stabbed in a California prison:https://apple.news/AXsqL0vukSe2yldNLqjiLywKey moments from Cassie Ventura's testimony at Sean "Diddy" Combs' sex trafficking trial:https://apple.news/A1v8ukXTwRuS483H5zuXwZwL.A. judge resentences Menendez brothers, giving them chance at freedom:https://apple.news/AndfNo2c8Q7SltQ6Xot7uygTrump to Lift Sanctions on Syria, Touts Deals in Middle East Tour:https://apple.news/AJOILMLI0S0qAKVf5gOiNWw
Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie:Mr. Goody Opens Up About His Relationship, Therapy Questions Ensue, Followed Up By The Discussion Topics Both Of Which Are Provided Below Along With Their Associated Article Links.Therapy Questions:Who was worse, boomers or the greatest generation?What new age names piss you off?Is selfcare becoming toxic?Is a future utopia possible?Topics:India Launches Military Strikes Against Pakistan:https://apple.news/Aw5NYvqR0RSyJ5suKWr25QwUS Supreme Court lets Trump's transgender military ban take effect:https://apple.news/AiIxTu40IQCagFB96ShxrXgHegseth is an idiot:https://www.newsweek.com/pete-hegseth-had-least-12-signal-chats-pentagon-business-report-2068301