Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Are Back for Another One Like They’re DJ KhaledTherapy Questions:How many extra years of life would make giving up your favorite food forever worth it?For science, you can give every toddler in America one identical adult-level ability. Which ability produces the most interesting results?How many pillows on a bed is objectively too many pillows?You’re drafting five foods to build the strongest possible Super Bowl party. What’s your #1 overall pick?Articles:Kimberly Guilfoyle resigns as U.S. ambassador to Greece after report she asked donor to pay her $100K credit card bill | YAHOOOver 100 people sustained brain injuries on X2 roller coaster at Six Flags, victims’ lawyers say | NBCNewsRep. Ilhan Omar’s house reportedly searched by federal agents | MSNOW

Todd Rundgren, we gotta get you a woman—and possibly take your microphone away.On Episode 240 of Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod, Andrew Schultz (Mr. Goody Two Shoes) and Joseph Huggins (OldManHuggie) unpack Rundgren’s shots at Taylor Swift and his theory that video games helped female pop stars take over music. You don’t have to be a Swiftie to recognize when someone’s turned an interview into an old man yelling at a cloud.Also on the menu: a Massachusetts lesbian bar’s mask-policy meltdown, Trump’s proposed “super intelligence” rebrand, and Andrew calling a poker bluff with bottom pair—and somehow getting lectured by the guy whose chips he’s stacking.The detours include moon water, pumpkin spice propaganda, sobriety and GLP-1 debates, fantasy-football trade drama, and Andrew casually revealing that he fell off a cliff.This week’s Therapy Questions tackle the greatest nonmusical sound, whether society could lose mirrors, photographs, or clocks, which “skills” are mostly confidence, and the one music genre you’d save to rebuild humanity’s soundtrack.Come for the Todd Rundgren roast. Stay for a grown man defending his constitutional right to make bacon at night.Follow the show, leave a rating, and send this episode to your favorite shit-talker. Go love yourselves.Music: “The LLC” - Mr. Goody Two ShoesArticle Links:​Todd Rundgren says Taylor Swift ‘ruined music,’ calls her the ‘apotheosis of mediocrity’ | Entertainment Weekly​A fight over a lesbian bar’s Covid mask policy went viral for the wrong reasons | MSNOW​US diplomats told to say ‘super intelligence’ — not AI — after Trump call | AP News

Episode 239: Clavicular’s Worst AngleYou can spend all day perfecting your jawline, but you can’t control the angle the news takes. Andrew and Joseph get into the serious allegations facing looksmaxxing influencer Clavicular, his online persona, and the strange world that made him famous.Elsewhere, Trump tells a CNN reporter she shouldn’t be at the United Nations, a pro-Trump festival collapses after selling six VIP passes, and the guys ask whether AI giants want sensible regulation or a bigger head start. Plus: Andrew loses a drag queen bingo runway showdown, and Therapy Questions puts first impressions, fake legacies, Earth’s official smell, and useless reflexes up for debate.Music:Intro song: “Shake The Concrete” by Mr. Goody Two Shoes
Outro song: “Get It For Free” by Mr. Goody Two ShoesArticle Links:​Trump tells CNN 'You should not be here' as White House ban persists | AP News​Social media influencer ‘Clavicular’ accused of rape | NPR​Pro-Trump ‘Freedom Fest’ featuring Kid Rock canceled after poor VIP sales | MSNOW​Altman, Amodei expected to join UN Security Council meeting about AI | CNBC

Hunter Biden has officially entered the meme-coin casino and naturally, he’s cashing in on the laptop scandal that refused to die.This week, Andrew and Joseph break down the launch of Hunter’s Laptop Coin, why some battleground Republicans are suddenly skipping a Trump-backed midterm convention, and the TSA’s new experiment allowing people without plane tickets through airport security.Plus, Therapy Questions investigates Dream You’s criminal record, a pill that permanently eliminates embarrassment, whether you’d risk learning your exact intelligence ranking, and which complaints would immediately be denied by the Department of Bitching.Politics, crypto, airport chaos, and dangerously confident opinions welcome to Episode 238 of Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod.Music:Intro Song: “Workaholic” - Mr. Goody Two ShoesOutro Song: “Bad As Hell” - Mr. Goody Two ShoesArticle Links:​Hunter Biden launches meme coin inspired by 2020 laptop scandal | MSNOW​Why some battleground GOP candidates are skipping this week's Trump-backed midterm convention | CBS News​TSA opens airport gates to some people without plane tickets | AP News

The internet may have finally reached peak absurdity. This week, Andy and Huggie investigate Daejon Love the alleged fake NFL player who somehow fooled his way into internet fame and celebrate George Santos becoming the first person in history to receive a lifetime ban from Kalshi. Apparently, when Congress expels you and a prediction market says you’re too shady, you’re officially operating at a Hall of Fame level.Plus, Google Maps begins showing “Lake America” to U.S. users, because apparently even geography can get rebranded now.But first, in Therapy Questions:​If aliens demanded to meet the person most responsible for humanity’s current personality, whom would we send?​Which statistic would you check first on your life’s complete stats page?​If humanity discovered the universe was a simulation, how quickly would everyone return to work?​And if you forgive someone but never trust them again, did you actually forgive them or just unsubscribe from the anger?Fake athletes, permanent bans, renamed bodies of water, simulated realities, and emotional subscription cancellations welcome to Episode 237 of Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod.Music:​Intro Song: Check Please - Mr. Goody Two Shoes​Outro Song: Hall Of Fake (A Love Letter To George Santos) - Mr. Goody Two ShoesArticle Links:​Alleged fake NFL player Daejon Love takes over the internet | USA Today​George Santos becomes first person to get lifetime ban from Kalshi | CNN Politics​Google Maps starts showing 'Lake America' to U.S. users as Trump renaming rolls out | Yahoo News