Talking Istanbullocks: Comedy Pubcast

1. Welcome and Introduction:Hosts Jorma + Ray, dressed in their summer finest, kick off the episode from their favourite local pub. Jorma is sporting a string vest reminiscent of Onslow from "Keeping Up Appearances," while Ray flaunts an off-the-shoulder Prada number as they sip Pimms + Lemonade + Roofies and Baileys.2. Chickpeas and Rat BoysChickpea Magazine - your go-to source for all things hummus and falafel related. ‘Fuller Than a Bowl At A Bulimics All You Can Eat Buffet’Introduction to the trending term "Ratboy Summer," the latest viral fashion trend on TikTok.3. Morgan Freedman's Poem - "Ratboy Summer":Morgan Freedman humorously navigates the absurdity of TikTok, particularly focusing on the emergence of "Ratboy" chic.The poem delves into the shift from traditional handsome guys like Gary Cooper to the new trend of ratboys, providing a satirical commentary on societal trends, ending with a humorous plea for compassion and common sense in romantic pursuits.4. Ratboy discussion – a Welsh BAFTA nomination for Morgan Freeman?Ray nominates Morgan for a Welsh BAFTA.Poetry requests from listeners to talkingistanbullocks@gmail.com5. Listener Engagement:Encouragement for listeners to subscribe, follow, and share the podcast on various platforms.Special mention of the rising listener base in Malaysia.6. True or False Quiz: The Reproductive Lives Of Bees and David BeckhamFun and quirky segment packed with fun facts and banter.7. Community Spotlight – ‘Are You Alright Hon?’Red Books in Wexford, Ireland, run by Wally O'Neill. is more than a bookshop; it’s a community hub offering workshops, writing courses, live music, and also support homeless and mental health initiatives.Upcoming podcast "Are You Alright Hon?" presented by Wally and regular contributor to Talking Istanbullocks, Jamie T. Murphy, focusing on personal stories about addiction, homelessness, and mental health.8. Bogus Horoscope and Psychic Predictions for the month of June with Honzie Curley:Honzie returns with his monthly horoscopes and suspiciously accurate psychic predictions for June.9. Post of the Week:A humorous joke about a duck, self-identifying as a plasterer.10. Final Thoughts and Outro:Ray and Jorma wrap up the episode with light-hearted banter and reminders for listener interaction and engagement.Additional Notes:Listeners are invited to contribute poems for Morgan Freedman to read.Encouragement to check out the podcast’s YouTube channel for sketches and more comedic content.This show uses AI voices#ComedyPodcast #BritishComedy #IrishComedy #RatboySummer #Banter #IstanbulComedy #Funny#WexfordBooks #HoroscopePredictions #ViralTrends #TikTokFashion #HumorAndSatire #MustListenPodcast #ComedyVarietyShowTRANSCRIPT: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Anka0iEBcAqPg8zW5MJvRX_C5aTQnNallLx_tlcbR7w/editSocial Media:Subscribe on YouTubeFollow and interact on social media platforms for more updates and behind-the-scenes content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Funnier than Jonathan Ross" - Graham Norton.The belly laughs are back in this summer variety show as Ray and Jorma drink gin with various vegetable surprises in conjunction with Pakistan Textile JournalChinese Year of the Talking Istanbullocks: Introduction and Ray gets a sensual foot massage from an Aussie farmer called BruceIs The New American Dream: A poem by Morgan Freeman. Morgan talks about how hopeless the two geriatric presidential candidates, Biden and Trump are and drops a revealing hint about Clint Eastwood's recent embarrassing hospital visit.Aging Presidents discussion: Sharks, Electric boats and Morgan Freeman's age.Plugging the YouTube channel: Talking Istanbullocks Comedy. Being accused of being an NPC by a little bollix and not understanding internet slang.True or False: Test your knowledge of boybands and rhyming slang for haemorrhoids (piles).Mock The Woke (COMEDY SKETCH) Kaiden Stokes, the overly woke bloke, tries to order a pint of ''Guinness Beer'' from Greg, the slightly autistic bartender, who mistakes him for a Trip Advisor inspector. Greg tries to be ''accommodating and friendly'' and Kaiden ends up in a spot of bother with the police after he flashes some dollars around in a red light district.Blackmilkshake Post of the Week: Which human organ becomes ten times bigger when it's stimulated? Preview and Shout OutsTRANSCRIPT: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ROCe-4pODCDpFoGLVz4J6cGPagEEYMLNv-pnKKmzpOs/edit?usp=sharingJoin us for another riotous episode filled with satire, slapstick, and clever comedy. If you enjoy the show, don’t forget to share it with your friends and leave us a rating!#ComedyPodcast #BritishComedy #IrishComedy #GinAndTonicCucumber #hilariouspodcast #youngatheart #MockTheWoke #BidenOrTrump #MorganFreemanPoetry #PodcastHumour #TalkingIstanbullocksYouTubeChannel #TimHallam #PakistanTextileJournal #hilariouspodcast #funnierthanjonathanross Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this steamy and sultry episode from a tropical Istanbul, Jorma and Ray bring you a blend of belly laughs and unexpected twists in a show brought to you in conjunction with American Bitch magazineChinese Year of the Talking Istanbullocks: Introduction and Ray explains how he allegedly got a hole in his jorts.Ink On Ugly: A poem by Morgan Freeman. Morgan talks yachts, emergency workers and questions the wisdom of body art with his signature wit.Tattoo discussion: Jorma makes a bold comment on Shakira and Chardonnay's parentsPlugging the YouTube channel: Talking Istanbullocks ComedyTrue or False: Test your knowledge on Jerry Hall, Geri Halliwell, Mick Jagger and Bryan Ferry and a nice story about Balinese hospitality and were the Rolling Stones paedophiles?Nigel Farage General Erection: A sketch where Nigel goes on the campaign trail in Lickey End and misunderstands a middle-aged woman's ''invitation to Lickey End'' as he causes.Blackmilkshake Post of the Week: The boys read the funniest and most outrageous listener submissions, including a humorous story involving a priest and some unexpected reactions during a church massSpecial Thanks: Shout-outs to our loyal listeners and an awkward thanks to the fantastic Joan O'RuaircTRANSCRIPT: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OdlELg1u5rknzfvgaPhM5gcjTdGmEGBn9OkmCagkTuA/editJoin us for another uproarious episode filled with satire, slapstick, and clever comedy. If you enjoy the show, don’t forget to share it with your friends and leave us a rating!#ComedyPodcast #BritishComedy #IrishComedy #TattooFails #hilariouspodcast #youngatheart #NigelFarageMilkshake #NigelFarageSexScandal #MorganFreemanPoetry #PodcastHumour #TalkingIstanbullocksYouTubeChannel #JoanO'Ruairc #AmericanBitch #hilariouspodcast #youngatheart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

''The funniest podcast in heaven or on earth’’ – Pope Francis Comedy variety and chat from a sunny Istanbul.  #ComedyPodcast #FunnyPodcast #BritishComedy #IrishComedy #JormaKirklo #RayMac #MorganFreemanPoem HabsburgChins #JesusSketch  #TrueOrFalseQuiz #BeingJohnMalkovich #JohnMalkovichSchoolBusDriver #SuperMacsVsMcDonalds #PodcastBanter #JobCentreSketch #MattSmithUgly #WelshBaftas #JesusUnemployed #ALittleIrishMathsTest  #DirtyTreeAndATurd #PodcastInTurkey #IstanbulComedy #IrishCountdown #WasThatJeremyBeadle Transcripthttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1MjvqhpJePReDBQ4grirxR16L1MKMCbZNt164EzkWte4/edit Episode Highlights  1. Introduction  - Introduction to the episode by Jorma Kirkko and Ray Mac.  - Mention of sponsors, Vaticanum - 'the most a-peeling magazine for potato storers' 2. Episode Highlights and chatDiscussion about Ray eating ice lollies and communion wafers in a deck chair with underpants on his headScrambling eggs on Ray’s stomachSexy Beast (movie)True or False QuizMorgan Freeman poemJesus Sketch 3. Morgan Freeman Funny PoemMorgan Freeman reads his poem "The Habsburg Jaw," requested by Australian historian, Kim Phillips. Incest, chins and Game of ThronesJimmy Hill’s Chin4. True or False Quiz and chatJohn Malkovich Bus Driver?Liam Neeson in Michael CollinsWho has the right to use the word Big Mac?Getting served lasagna by Cyclops 5. Jesus In The Job Centre SKETCH* What work have you done before Jesus?* I suppose I am a Christian* I’ve not worked really for 2000 years* Was that  fucking Jeremy Beadle?  6. Post of the WeekIrish Countdown 7. Thanks and Closing Credits  - Closing remarks, credits, and thank-yous to contributors and sponsors Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

''The funniest podcast of all time with the two funniest lads'' - Eamonn Holmes.Comedy variety and chat from a sunny Istanbul.#ComedyPodcast #FunnyPodcast #BritishComedy #IrishComedy #JormaKirklo #RayMac #MorganFreemanPoem #SpoofHoroscopes #FakePsychic #TrueOrFalseQuiz #AnimalFacts #FantasticMrFox #PodcastBanter #LieDetectorTest #RectalPolygraph #Marmite #Psychiatology #NickiMinaj #EamonHolmes #PsychicPredictions #PodcastInTurkey #IstanbulComedyTranscripthttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1SQNpkbRxew8NS0Yrimu9_DM51ZouDCJsCXNwsBO9H68/editEpisode Highlights1. Introduction  - Introduction to the episode by Jorma Kirkko and Ray Mac.  - Mention of sponsors, James Joyce Irish Pub and Potato Storage International Magazine - 'the most a-peeling magazine for potato storers'2. Episode Highlights and chatDiscussion about Ray stepping in dogshit while wearing sandalsPsychiatology - Ray takes the rectal polygraph test to discuss his hyper-sexual urges for Dr. Brutus HimmlerHoroscopes and Pscyhic Predictions for MayPost of the WeekTrue or False QuizMorgan Freeman poem3. Morgan Freeman Funny PoemMorgan Freeman reads his poem "The Human Atom," requested by a listener. Dealing with not understanding physics and falling off horsesDiscussion about horses with moustaches4. True or False Quiz and chatGerman word for fox is Fuchs - for Fuchs sake!Fantastic Mr. Fox by Roald DahlMeryl Strep...er...Streep...Stripper?5. Psychic Predictions with Honzie  - Honzie's horoscopes and psychic predictions for the month of May.Eamon Holmes, Manchester United, Nicki Minaj6. Dr. Brutus Himmler Rectal Polygraph on RayRay undergoes some painful psychiatologyWe've no KY Jelly - only MarmiteRay's innermost erotic thoughts come to lightResidential Therapy Required9. YouTube Channel Promotion  - Promotion of the podcast’s YouTube channel and recent uploads.10. Post of the Weeka genie gives a man a wish and he gets a 30cm tall piano player by mistake11. Thanks and Closing Credits  - Closing remarks, credits, and thank-yous to contributors and sponsors. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

''The funniest 30-40 minutes of your week'' - Liam NeesonFor the transcript please click here:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1z2tPDLkDshWsRGAzX_nFp8g0eEXCZ8OW/edit?usp=sharing&ouid=112544040379232077039&rtpof=true&sd=trueEpisode Highlights:1. "The Chinese Year of the Istanbullocks" - Intro* Jorma and Ray kick off the show with humorous anecdotes, including Ray's hilarious recount of applying Canestan and Trabacort creams to treat a yeast infection.* Shoutout to "De-worming World Magazine" for sponsoring the episode, bringing humor to the subject of pet parasite control.2. Morgan Freeman's Poem:  - A weekly feature where Morgan Freeman reads an original poem requested by David from Kildare on a topic requested by a listener. This week's poem, "Climate Change by Morgan Freeman," reflects on the changing weather patterns and their impact on his mood.* Call for listeners to send in their poetry requests to talkingistanbullocks@gmail.com.3. True or False Segment:  * Mozart making fun of a singer he disliked, mispronouncing Mozart and how Germans are obsessed with poo4. Sketch: Woke Bloke Kaiden Stokes Tries To Cancel Culture At The British Library  * Kaiden Stokes threatens to burn lots of children’s classics such as The Very Hungry Caterpillar, Robin Hood but accidentally gets caught out when his mobile phone reveals he has been watching porn in the toilets.5. Segment: Kiss and Tell:  * The boys help a female listener decide whether to continue with a relationship, involving a man with a "Lord of the Rings" fantasy.6. Post of the Week:  * Joke sent in to Blackmilkshake Facebook page, the podcast’s sister project.7. Closing:  * Encouragement for listeners to subscribe, download past episodes, and share with friends.  * Reminder to send in poetry requests and interact with the show.#TalkingIstanbulllocksPodcast#WeirdBedrooomBehaviour#IstanbulComedy#MorganFreemanPoem#Funny#DeWormingWorldMagazine#KissAndTell#PostOfTheWeek#MozartTrivia#MispronouncingMozart#WokeParody#WokeCulture#CancelCulture#CancellingChildrensBooks#LordOfTheRingsFetish#GettingCaughtMasturbating#GlobalWarming#BritishComedy#IrishComedy#expatpodcastCall to Action:- Subscribe on your favourite podcast app.- Download and share past episodes.- Send poetry requests to talkingistanbullocks@gmail.com. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Could Trump really have a body double? Donald Trump’s court behaviour is suspicious but could the real Donald be hiding on a desert island with Chris the Dog, getting updates via satellite phone from Marjorie Taylor Swift?We dive into the bizarre world of Kristi Noem, the notorious pet contract killer and how Alanis Morisette ironically doesn't understand irony and other annoying song lyrics. How many words can Des'ree possibly get to rhyme with 'most' before her career is toast or before we mention Dolly Parton's Greatest 'Its#DonaldTrumpSketch #BodyDouble #LostOnADesertIsland #KristiNoem #SongLyrics #DollyParton #ComedyPodcast ##BritishComedy #IrishComedy #Banter #MorganFreemanPoetry #MarjorieTaylorGreenParody #KlanMom #AlanisMorisette #TalkingIstanbullocksYouTube #IstanbulPodcast #expatpodcastSummary:Chinese New Year of The Talking Istanbullocks: ''the magazine that trains young men to not wear underpants under their jeans and knock at bored housewive’s doors to do essential repairs''; Bob Guccione Junior - Guns n RosesMorgan Freeman: ''Silk Pajamas and Spanking by Morgan Freeman'', ''Donald farts in court, his orange head with disdain shakes,As he dines on Filet-O-Fish,Big Macs and milkshakes.'', ''Stay away from under 40’s and women in porn,No matter how much they might give you the horn.''Donald Trump:Agent Orange. Clan Mom calling. Listen very carefully. I shall say this only once.Donald: What do you say?Marjorie Taylor: I said ‘I shall say this only once’.Donald: No. Not that bit. The Asian Orange thing. I don’t get it Marjorie.Marjorie Taylor Swift: Donald! You’re not supposed to use my name in case the cabal is listening in. You’re AGENT Orange.True or False Quiz: Worst song lyrics ever - Alanis Morisette; Dolly Parton cover; Des'ree, Agadoo - Black LaceWatch our YouTube Channel: Talking IstanbullocksPost Of The Week: Funny jokeThat's All Folks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the outrageous 70th episode we celebrate as a seedy Irish farmer attempts to have his collection of vintage soft-porn magazines valued on The Antiques Roadshow, and discuss Eurovision and enjoy a doleful Irish folk song with a surprisingly rude theme.#TalkingIstanbullocks #VintageErotica #Eurovisionbanter #AntiquesRoadshowComedySketch #ComedyPodcast #IrishFolk #70Episodes #ChristyMooreRipOff #RudeSong #Britishcomedy #irishcomedy #expatpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys compare tigers' and Donald Trump's eating habits; discuss Kate Bush choreography; Morgan Freeman is fired from a commercial he did for the Egyptian Tourist Board for offering ''Egypt, like nostalgia and kids' TV just isn't what it used to be''. Meanwhile Liam Neeson pops in to discuss his latest rom-com script, Glove Actually, that sounds somewhat familiar and then he sulks when he gets a call from Spielberg AND realises he's forgotten his sandwiches.Transcript:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ySBqoOuOpUnVzqfXIC164Iv36CF7yjhtkz9_Kr0erhM/edit#comedypodcast #LiamNeesonRomCom #LiamNeesonInterview #PoemAboutEgypt #ComedyInterview #MorganFreemanReadsPoetry #DonaldTrumpEatingHabits #LoveActuallyParody #SpielbergCalls NeesonEpisode SummaryChinese New Year Of The IstanbullocksSponsored by Reader's Wives Magazine: Finding your neighbour in the nip and Turkish hospitality from James Joyce Irish Pub, IstanbulMorgan Freeman Poem: The Ancient Sands of Egypt - The Egyptian Tourist Board fire Morgan for his poem - 'It's not an easy place to visit these days, It’s especially bad for women and gays, Cairo’s crowded, dirty and dangerous for driversi But go to the coasts and you’ll find it nicer' - Is Turkey nicer than Egypt? - Send your poetry request to Morgan at talkingistanbullocks@gmail.com'Subscribe, Share and Comment- Talking Istanbullocks YouTube Channel - Kaiden Stokes 'The Really Woke Bloke' video.Celebrity True or False: 'From Willie to Bush' * Kate Bush true or False * Welsh Bafta * 'I'm partial to a bit of Bush' * Tigers Tongues are sharper than women's * This is a family show * Donald Trump is another large orange animal * What Donald Trump has for dinner * Eye of the TigerLiam Neeson Interview: * Spielberg hasn't confirmed * With Bill Nighy at the zoo * Germans have silly accents * Glove Actually * Haven't had a woman for over eight days * Four Weddings and a fucking Funeral * Liam Neeson was never in Love Actually* I have a particular set of skills * Can you say prozzies anymore?Blackmilkshake Post of the Week - joke sent in to comedy Facebook page *Not everyone who shites on you is your enemyEnd Credits: Next week a song about 80's erotica * request for Morgan Freeman poems and Kiss and Tell Stories to talkingistnbullocks@gmail.com'No animals or copyright were violated during the making of this podcast' Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Morgan Freeman gives his opinion on Matt Barr, the man with the biggest penis in Britain; Honzie delivers April's horoscopes and a racing tip while Ray tells Jorma about his favourite willie: Willie Nelson and an arse ticklers club.This show is sponsored by James Joyce Irish Pub, Istanbul and Spick And Span Magazine#ComedySketches #Banter #MattBarr #BritainsBiggestPenis #WillieNelson #SizeIsntEverything #MorganFreeManPoetry #AprilHoroscopes #Honzie #JamesJoyceIrishPubIstanbul #SpickAndSpan #ArseTicklers #JeffWodeTranscript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1eoxOKhjy9M1k26_q3xNNQJs1L113DNlCIKH3ifnwmCE/edit?usp=sharing'Episode SummaryChinese New Year Of The IstanbullocksSponsored by Spick and Span Magazine: Ray's 80's erotica cupboard and shenanigans in James Joyce Irish Pub, IstanbulMorgan Freeman Poem: Size Isn't Everything - Jeff Wode 'better in their general life and 'he's much better in our sex life and in our general life' - Cat Deeley and Ben Shepherd discuss Matt Barr's Penis - twelve inches - Academy Awards - John Thomas - This Morning TV showIt's not what you've got, it's where you stick it - Talking Istanbullocks YouTube Channel - Kaiden Stokes 'The Really Woke Bloke' video, Gladiator parody videoCelebrity True or False: Willie Nelson's Black Belt * Karate/Kung Fu * Jorma's Willie Nelson in the woods story * A Cross Joint 'what your grandchildren will be smoking in the future' * Roofies and Baileys * 'Willie gets the horn * Shotgun Willie' * 'Willie thinks he's hard' * KY Jelly * who Willie Nelson worked with * 'I love Willie' *ThespiansHonzie's Horoscopes for April: South African bogus astonomer * a rat in my kitchen * horse racing tips * Grand Nation * Gladiator homage * I am Maximus * James Earl Ray * Jack Nicholas vs Jack NicholsonBlackmilkshake Post of the Week - joke sent in to comedy Facebook page * Arse Ticklers Istanbul * Putting a rubber on the end of your stick *End Credits: Liam Neeson interview next week * request for Morgan Freeman poems and Kiss and Tell Stories to talkingistnbullocks@gmail.com'No animals or copyright were violated during the making of this podcast' Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys delve into the fascinating world of jiggy-jiggy giraffe style; Kaiden Stokes The Really Woke Bloke clashes with a pregnant woman over gender-neutral baby raising; a Cretan bar owner experiments with seaside camel rides; Morgan Freeman talks about the dangers of hayfever and diarrhoea while a man with no balls finds his dream job.Certainly! To accurately assign timings to the segments, we'd ideally need the audio file to listen and match the content to its corresponding time stamps. However, since we only have the transcript, I can provide estimated timings based on the typical pacing of podcast conversations. Here's a structured outline with approximate timings:1. Introduction: THE CHINESE YEAR OF THE ISTANBULLOCKS (00:00 - 02:00)**  - Mention of the main sponsor: James Joyce.2. Sponsor Plug: (02:01 - 05:00)  - Portable Restroom Operator Monthly.  - ''Today's show is fuller than a port-a-loo on day 3 of Glastonbury." - Episode Menu: Kaiden Stokes The Really Woke Bloke, True or False3. Morgan Freeman Poem: (05:01 - 09:00)"Getting Older by Morgan Freeman."4.Segment: True or False (09:01 - 10:00)Jorma's remaining days in his 40s.Ray's upcoming eligibility for a bus pass.Discussion on middle age and health issues.Jokes about hydraulics (Viagra) and aging.Phil Thompson's father and The Magic Roundabout.Discussion on Magic Roundabout and Captain Pugwash.Bagpuss memories.5. Comedy Sketch: (15:01 - 17:00)Kaiden explains woke parenting to a happy Polish woman6.Listener Engagement: (17:01 - 21:00)Call for poem requests.Email address: talkingistanbullocks@gmail.com.YouTube Channel Promotion: (19:01 - 21:00)Encouragement to like, comment, and share.Mention of sketches featuring Liam Neeson, Kaiden Stokes, Donald Trump, and Morgan Freeman.7.Nostalgic Discussion: (21:01 - 26:00)True or False Segment: Phil Thompson's father and The Magic Roundabout.Discussion on Magic Roundabout and Captain Pugwash.Bagpuss memories.8.Animal Facts Segment: (26:01 - 27:00)Giraffes' mating behavior.9. Post Of The Week: (27:01 - 29:00)Joke from a listener10.Thanks and Closing Credits: (29:01 - 31:00)Show wrap-up and closing remarks.Gratitude for listeners and sponsors.These timings are approximations based on typical podcast segment lengths and the given content.Transcripthttps://docs.google.com/document/d/12IQZxYbpJwafzg9lOEtVKM5G3tgAlHMYwerpjGdH9tE/edit#TalkingIstanbullocks #AreGıraffesGay #GenderNeutralParenting #WokeParody #CamelBeachBar #SneezingWithDiarrhoea #ComedyPodcast #Istanbulpodcast #WokeBloke #FunnyPodcast #Britishcomedy #Irishcomedy #wokeculture #mockingwoke ##TalkingIstanbullocks #FunnyPodcasts #MorganFreemanPoem #PodcastBanter #ComedyDuo #FunnyPoems Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode Notes:Join Ray and Jorma for Episode 66. This comedy variety show is packed with outrageous fun, and side-splitting segments that would never be allowed on the radio in 2024. Join the lads and their celebrity pals for a rather animal-themed show as the boys discuss ducks' toilet habits, being goosed by a monkey and the lustful nature of lionesses.Running Order1. Chinese Year of the Blackmilskhake: Kick off with hilarious banter about underpants, crisps, and hitting the midlife milestone.2. Morgan Freeman’s Poem ''Gone Fishing'': A laugh-out-loud original poem written and read by Morgan Freeman about a frustrating fishing trip concluding with a happy ending.3. True or False Quiz: Uncover the surprising truth about whether lionesses bite their partners during mating season. It’s wild and wacky!4. Chat with Liam Neeson: Enjoy a parody interview with Liam Neeson as he reveals his latest unintentionally hilarious screenplay and becomes quite defensive when it is suggested that The Carusos is even remotely similar to The Sopranos despite the blatantly obvious parallels.5. Post of the Week: Laugh at a hilarious snail joke from Victoria in Canada, the fan who brightened Ray and Jorma’s week.6. End Credits and Thanks: Wrap up with shout-outs and a call for more YouTube subscribers. Help Ray and Jorma hit the 1,000 mark!This episode is brimming with comedy gold, unexpected revelations, and the unique humour that only Ray and Jorma can deliver. Tune in, subscribe, and share the laughs!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuQblo44a34&t=35sTRANSCRIPT: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1hYWgPVeeYHLv0vUjlG0LutT7FzF02KbB/edit?usp=sharing&ouid=112544040379232077039&rtpof=true&sd=true# BritishComedy #Irish Comedy #JormaAndRay #Sopranoscomedy #LiamNeesonParody #Comedyskits #RemakingTheSopranos #LiamNeesonInterview #1kdownloads #EnricoCaruso #GoneFishingPoem #funnyanimalfacts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Morgan Freeman shares his disappointment with Turkish breakfasts, Ray takes aim at Jorma's aging process after a knee injury leaves him hobbling. The boys delve into the riveting topics of stalking and the cleverness of crocodiles while music lover Ray appears not to know what a bass guitar is.Sketch: 'Kaiden Stokes The Really Woke Bloke' tries to report a crime leading to unexpected consequences...Kiss and Tell: A listener shares a tale of a potential boyfriend who kept spreadsheets on their compatibility, and... her bra size.Good Skills!#TalkingIstanbullocks #WokeReportingCrime #OriginalComedySketches #TurkishBreakfast #AgingWoes #StalkingHumour #CrocodileCleverness #ComedyPodcast #SketchComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Morgan Freeman forgets to take his wife on his wedding anniversary trip, and bemoans the cleaning up of Benidorm and laments how Sticky Vicky, the legendary stripper would be turning in her grave about the fact that she couldn't pop those ping pong balls in 2024Meanwhile, the Welsh BAFTA debate rages on between Ray and Jorma and in the Lickey End Chronicles, Norma doesn't expect that her latest village spat will be adjudicated by none other than John Wayne, The Duke himself.#comedypodcast #comedysketches #Benidorm #StickyVicky #WelshBAFTA #LickeyEndSketch #JohnWayneParody #MorganFreemanParody #funny #banter #ComedyForOver40s Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Morgan sets the record straight on the Irish PM and does some general housekeeping.#comedy #originalcomedy #podcast #comedyforover40s Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join us for the best of high-brow and low-brow humour as Morgan Freedman reads a well-meaning if slightly sexist ode to women. Meanwhile the boys discuss Cockhandler's Magazine - the very best in rooster and poultry care. As the debate rages on about the superiority of Oscars or Welsh Baftas, Donald Trump receives some surprisingly good news from Marjorie Taylor Swift, while Honzie delivers March horoscopes that he definitely has not copied and pasted from a January magazine.^Comedy #Comedysketches #banter #MorganFreedmanPoetry #HighBrowHumour #LowBrowHumour #LeoVaradkarWife #CockhandlersMagazine #RoosterCare #WelshBaftas #Oscars #DonaldTrumpNews #MarjorieTaylorSwift #MarchHoroscopes #ComedyPodcast #HonziesHoroscopes #GoodSkills Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week's Talking Istanbullocks has a star-studded lineup and a touch of poetic procrastination.Liam Neeson's Book Banter: Liam Neeson drops by to chat to Jorma about his latest book, 'That Man', but things take a shirty turn when Jorma draws parallels to a very well-known story. Tune in for the unexpected twists and a bit of literary banter.Ray's Hemingway Homage: Ray dives into the world of Hemingway, discussing his love of fishing and a unique appreciation for the oldest profession in the world.Morgan Freedman's Procrastination Poem: resident poet, Morgan, takes the mic to share his latest poetic creation on the art of procrastination. A masterpiece or a procrastination in itself?https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-for-ilona-during-cancer-journey/donationsJoin us for a blend of celebrity interviews, literary musings, and the very best of high- and low-brow humour on Talking Istanbullocks.Good Skills!#TalkingIstanbullocks #ComedyPodcast #OriginalComedyMaterial #Parody #LiamNeesonInterview #LiteraryBanter #HemingwayHomage #ProcrastinationPoem #MorganFreemanpoem #ComedyForOver40s #Misgendering #Prostitutes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode Morgan Freedman tells us about his erotic holiday gone wrong in Canada with his wife, the boys talk Coronation Street of yesteryear and Ray has his regular 'probing' from the renowned psychiatologist, Dr. Brutus Himmler unfortunately Jorma has forgotten the vaseline but thank goodness for a nice bit of Branston Pickle in the fridge!https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-for-ilona-during-cancer-journey/donations#TalkingIstanbullocks #MorganFreemanPoetry # Comedysketches #CanadianHairRemoval #CoronationStreetNostalgia #Psychiatology #RectalPolygraph #ComedyPodcast #BranstonPickleRemedies #TossingTheSalad Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys pay a heartfelt tribute to their DJ hero and inspiration for this show, the legendary Steve Wright. Amid the nostalgia, they take a phone call from a missing colleague who is locked up on Robben Island. Meanwhile, in Lickey End, England's Weirdest Village, Norma's competitive streak results in her arrest after a punch-up with a Liberal Democrat in a village jam-making contest. Laughs, tributes, and unexpected twists await on Talking Istanbullocks!#TalkingIstanbullocks #SteveWrightTribute #RadioMagic #Banter #ComedyPodcast #RobbenIsland #VillageJamCompetition #ComedySkits #LickeyEnd #ComedyPodcast #JoanORuairc Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this hilarious Valentine's special, Morgan Freeman's well-intentioned romantic gestures go awry. Donald Trump and Joe Biden's cognitive test rivalry takes an unexpected turd, turn witnessed with horror by Barack Obama and Chris the Dog. Plus, a listener shares a comical tale of still being questioned about a non-existent tryst from 25 years ago with e girl claiming to be allergic to the bery essence of love. Love, laughs, and political pooping await as Ray and Jorma talk the finest Istanbullocks!#Comedy #TalkingIstanbullocks #ValentinesSpecial #PoliticalShowdown #MorganFreemanMishaps #JoeBiden #DonaldTrump #ComedyPodcast #ValentinesLaughs #Parody #ComedySketches Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.