In an attempt to steal the dance floor I attempted a bold move that resulted in a crash and fall epically failing into a crowd of females
After accidentally hitting a car we had to break into the vehicle and believe it or not it was all to leave a proper apology and opportunity to come clean
We almost killed ourselves on the way to support our friend at his loved ones funeral
Halloween weekend 2019... I ended up fighting my best friend and some chicks boyfriend all to avoid awkwardness with a chick I had hooked up with earlier in the week
My buddy Kyle was almost attacked by a homeless guy after he accused us of making him crazy
I think the rules for taking down posts "community guidelines" on TikTok are total bullshit.
Our buddy blacked out freshman year of college New Year's, got an entire party shutdown, started a fight, and almost got my friend sued by some kid's parents.... which earned him the nickname junk.
I almost killed my sister and myself in car crash when I passed out at the wheel
I ruined a little girl's birthday party playing what are the odds
I lost my virginity to a coke dealer's girlfriend and he put out a hit on me
We spent an entire night slapping the sh!t out of our buddy after a night of drinking
My buddy got double vision, ran into a rose bush during our Cross-Country race, and received a middle finger from his teammate when he was screaming for help.