Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond

FAMILY DRAMA The Honks went a lil longer this week with almost two hours worth of personal stories and listener submitted stories, and let’s just say… THINGS GET DRAMATIC! Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com https://beacons.ai/harperrosed

Ep. 144 OFFENDED This week the honks read listener submitted stories on what offends them. A fitting prompt just a few days post US presidential election! They cover important post election topics including how the next woman that runs for president needs to have an OnlyFans, RFK, Gabby’s dad, and unfortunately so much more. It’s okay if you’re losing hope, because at least one day we’ll all be gone. Enjoy!  If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram  https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok  https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw  https://gabbylambcomedy.com  https://beacons.ai/harperrosed

Welcome back to another episode of tea time, this week the honks are joined by comedian and enemy Cara Connor’s to read REJECTION STORIES. They talk about medication, Harper and Cara fight, juggalo weddings, getting rejected for being too old, a festival by the river, jojo siwa, this episode is unhinged and all over the place. Enjoy! Watch Cara Connors special here: https://youtu.be/bPo4W0sWCNI?si=l-0_YR1hQysk6fM7 If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com https://beacons.ai/harperrosed

MISC. STORIES with JOY aka Ms. Grilled Cheese honey. This week the honks are joined by former roommate and cricket extraordinaire, Ms. Grilled Cheese. This episode is the closest thing to a sober acid trip that you'll ever experience. The honks try to read stories from past prompts but keep getting distracted, Joy insults Gabby's chewed on nipples, Harper-Rose outs who Gabby is voting for, they talk about the infamous "Poop Razor" and Joy forgets her pottery, well and so much more. Good luck following this episode honkers! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com PARALLLEL PLAY NYC EARLY LIVE SHOW:https://www.eventbrite.com/e/parallel-play-live-early-show-added-due-to-popular-demand-tickets-1031703341467 STAY TUNED FOR GABBY’S TAPING 10/28  Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram  https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok  https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw  https://gabbylambcomedy.com  https://beacons.ai/harperrosed

REVIEWING YOUR LAST PARTNER! This episode the honks welcome you to their new studio and get cozy in their new beanbags that were undoubtably made by children in sweatshops.  They read listener submitted stories on “reviewing your last s*xual experience”.  From walking a person around on a leash on all fours in the woods to “fire Gluck Gluck” in a Boeing 737 and a man who puts cigarettes out on his tongue. This episode is truly heinous! Enjoy!  If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com PARALLLEL PLAY NYC EARLY LIVE SHOW:https://www.eventbrite.com/e/parallel-play-live-early-show-added-due-to-popular-demand-tickets-1031703341467 Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram  https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok  https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw  https://gabbylambcomedy.com  https://beacons.ai/harperrosed

Honks we missed ya. We get deep right up top, find out the only person Gab would have kids with, HR calls Gab out, someone went on a date with a T.P. which was a jarring read and so much more. We are going to do a two parter because this was so insane and we didn't get to read nearly as many as we wanted too. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com PARALLLEL PLAY NYC EARLY LIVE SHOW:https://www.eventbrite.com/e/parallel-play-live-early-show-added-due-to-popular-demand-tickets-1031703341467 STAY TUNED FOR GABBY’S TAPING 10/26 IN LA MORE DETAILS TO COME Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram  https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok  https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw  https://gabbylambcomedy.com  https://beacons.ai/harperrosed

Hey honks. This is part vlog, part sit down and was filmed two months ago. Originally only released on patreon but since the honks were sick we decided to release this publicly in lieu of having no episode come out this week. This episode is very real, raw and honest. Abortions are a touchy subject so watch at your own discretion. Love y'all thank you for listening and we will be back next week with a new episode. Take care and enjoy!

CHOOSING ONE FRIEND OVER ANOTHER This week the honks recap the election, losing friends when you stop getting f*cked up with them, someone writes in about lizard people and they are clearly in psychosis, harper-rose left a piece of half eaten toast on the table, they take a phone call from Kate and they get some emails from listeners that quite frankly, exhaust them. This episode was a nightmare from hell. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com COME SEE HARPER-ROSE AND KATE'S VARIETY SHOW LIVE IN LA AND NYC THIS FALL: PARALLEL PLAY LA LIVE SHOW: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/parallel-play-live-tickets-977211585157?aff=ebdssbdestsearch PARALLLEL PLAY NYC LIVE SHOW: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/parallel-play-live-tickets-980312219237?aff=ebdssbdestsearch Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram  https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok  https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw  https://gabbylambcomedy.com  https://beacons.ai/harperrosed

JAIL EXPERIENCES In this weeks episode the Honks read listener submitted stories on jail experiences. Visiting ex boyfriends in prison and getting handsy, a father son jail duo, being in a holding cell with a predator, fast food theme songs and slogans, threatening cops and a fart song (or two). Enjoy! Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com COME SEE HARPER-ROSE AND KATE'S SHOW LIVE IN LA AND NYC THIS FALL: PARALLEL PLAY LA LIVE SHOW: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/parallel-play-live-tickets-977211585157?aff=ebdssbdestsearch PARALLLEL PLAY NYC LIVE SHOW: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/parallel-play-live-tickets-980312219237?aff=ebdssbdestsearch SEE GABBY LIVE IN SAN DIEGO THIS WEEK: https://americancomedyco.com/collections/shows Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram  https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok  https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw  https://gabbylambcomedy.com  https://beacons.ai/harperrosed

This week on Tea Time we make and break an amends to the faithful honkers that write in, Gabby shares some world news... specifically about a certain heartbroken Russian man, Harper-Rose reads a story from Kate Lavrentios' biggest fan and stay tuned for a heartfelt message at the end.If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month!JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.comCOME SEE HARPER-ROSE AND KATE'S VARIETY SHOW LIVE IN LA AND NYC THIS FALL: PARALLEL PLAY LA LIVE SHOW: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/parallel-play-live-tickets-977211585157?aff=ebdssbdestsearchPARALLLEL PLAY NYC LIVE SHOW: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/parallel-play-live-tickets-980312219237?aff=ebdssbdestsearchWatch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110sWatch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598💋Follow:Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=enhttps://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=enParallel Play:https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com https://beacons.ai/harperrosed

This week the honk’s are joined by comedian Matt LeGrande to read listener submitted stories on dumb reasons for breaking up.  Matt is late to the studio and orders chick-fil-a, they unpack cousins sleeping with each other, getting scabies, an ex boyfriend mamas boy with poor hygiene, an experience with a man who Transitioned into a woman and then transitioned back to being a man post op, and unfortunately, so much more. Enjoy! Watch Matt LeGrande's special MISSIONARY here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r60AyYIKsAk If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com PARALLEL PLAY LA LIVE SHOW: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/parallel-play-live-tickets-977211585157?aff=ebdssbdestsearch PARALLLEL PLAY NYC LIVE SHOW: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/parallel-play-live-tickets-980312219237?aff=ebdssbdestsearch Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com https://beacons.ai/harperrosed

UGLIEST RELATIONSHIPS YOUVE BEEN INVOLVED IN! This week the honks are joined by the third member of their human centipede, Kate lavrentios. In this episode they discuss what makes a person ugly and how ugliness manifests in behavior and relationships. Manipulation, poor hygiene, disregarding people’s emotions, a story of a 29 year old man living at home with his parents dating a 19 year old girl, lying about baby mamas, cheating, STDs, and optimistic endings. This episode is truly ugly! Enjoy! COME SEE HARPER-ROSE AND KATE LAVRENTIOS LIVE: LA LIVE SHOW: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/parallel-play-live-tickets-977211585157?aff=ebdssbdestsearch NYC LIVE SHOW: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/parallel-play-live-tickets-980312219237?aff=ebdssbdestsearch SEE GABBY LIVE: https://gabbylambcomedy.com CHECK OUT KATE'S PODCAST SIX FEET ABOVE: https://youtu.be/wnO-F2UMLtw?si=7fbYhbTSTlmHMLPE If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram  https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok  https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw  HARPER-ROSE LIVE DATES: https://beacons.ai/harperrosed

WHAT INSECURITIES DO YOU BRING INTO RELATIONSHIPS? This week the honks read listeners submitted stories on their insecurities and how they manifest in their relationships.  Gabby and Harper-Rose talk about their mother wounds and how those effect their self esteem, Gabby takes a phone call from her dad, Harper-Rose asks him if he would ever get back with Gabby’s mom, and so much more. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON   / teatime42069   Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com

FIRST DATE RED FLAGS! This week the honks are joined by the one and only Kate Lavrentios. They unpack their first date red flags and read listener submitted stories on the topic. We learn that opening the car door on a first date is pretty vital, sussing out the sense of humor, talking too much about ex’s and what it is to play the “cool girl” for too long. As always, thanks for listening and enjoy!

WHAT DO YOUR EXS HAVE IN COMMIN PT. 2 This week the honk’s revisit listener submitted stories on what all of their ex’s have in common. From ex’s faking they have cancer, ex’s with the same birthdays, dating men with mommy issues and behavioral issues and dating people with deceased parents, this episode gives listeners another unhinged, deep dive into the lives of others and the similarities that draw us all closer together (whether we like it or not) 

Most embarrassing moments: This week the honks are reading listener submitted stories on embarrassing moments. Recapping Gabby’s horrific show in New York, accidentally sexting your mom, accidentally calling a doctor a slur, chaotic friends hooking up with ex’s, a water park p*ssy slip, this weeks episode is a nice little break from how chaotic the stories usually are but still, chaotic in their own specials ways ❤️

This week the honks read listeners stories on “what do all of your ex’s have in common” We learn that gabby dates broke, felon looking men, Harper Rose dates white collar looking felons, the listeners date narcissistic liars and they unpack what happened in everyone’s childhoods that made everyone drawn to people that aren’t good for them. Enjoy!

Episode 129 WORST FIRST DATES! This week the honks unpack worst first dates.  Harper-Rose tells the story about her first date with a leprechaun, a bus stop romance, an attempted fisting, a deli meat debacle, first time anal and unhinged voicemails! Enjoy!  If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON   / teatime42069  

This episode is truly a nightmare! From teachers writing fantasy student erotica, assault to varying degrees, the interesting way that Harper-Rose refers to having consensual intercourse and giving up on ever trying to monetize off of YouTube, this episode will surely leave you feeling like you need to sage yourself and pray! Enjoy!  If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋

Episode 127 family secrets: This week the honks unpack family secrets. Bad step dads, bad real dads, murders, sleeping with cousins, p3d0phelia, family lore and so much more. This episode couldn’t get more tea time if we tried! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s 💋