Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond

This week the honks VENT and boy is there a lot to say. Lil nas X gets arrested, North West and her corset, men who sing and why they shouldn’t, Gabby’s cooking, Lee matching with lesbians on tinder, an ancient sorceress and glamour spells, abusive relationships, cheating, Gabby’s moms tortoises, a clingy coworker, and so much more. Venting really does feel so good. Enjoy! Support the show, find & book a top doctor today. Head to https://www.zocdoc.com/HONK If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:01:45 The Mother Honks Vent 00:04:25 Lil Nas X 00:07:51 Men Singing 00:10:51 North West Dressing Provocatively 00:14:14 Not being able to cook 00:17:16 Bacne, why do I still have it? 00:18:37 People don't know how to act in public 00:22:50 RANT - Lesbianisn 00:27:17 RANT - Stupid Abusive Ex-Boyfriend 00:37:08 RANT - Bestie in jail for a crime ex committed against her son 00:39:54 Mom rescues dogs 00:43:17 RANT - Insufferable FREAK of a coworker 00:59:48 Stay tuned for Part II Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today’s episode of tea time the honks welcome back comedian Matt LeGrande and read listener submitted stories from past episodes. Gabby turns 34, Matt has an ingrown toenail, Harper is dressed like she’s being sorted into Slytherin, we learn a lot about a high school in Appalachia, cat fishing on hinge and so much more! Support the show and get up to 10 free HelloFresh meals at https://www.hellofresh.com/HONK10FM If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:11:34 STORY - Repeated Catfishing 00:20:02 STORY - Southern Sorority 00:43:01 STORY - Trap House - Full Story on Patreon 00:44:25 STORY - Haunted First Date 00:49:31 Join us on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Guys, this week we read stories about things you've seen at someone else's house that made you never go back. All we know for sure, if you see finely crafted balls of hair - RUN! Support the show and get a 3-month unlimited wireless plan for just $15 a month at https://www.mintmobile.com/HONK If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:02:47 What made you never go back? 00:12:51 Laura STORY 1 00:16:36 Laura STORY 2 00:24:34 STORY - Found Something Haunting 00:32:24 STORY - It's Everywhere! 00:42:35 STORY - Cursed Images on my BF's Phone 00:47:57 Join us on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks read listener submitted stories on why they left their religions. From Jehovah witnesses, Mormons, finding Christianity, priests taking advantage of people, growing up gay in religion and how that takes a toll, and why men should have hobbies. This episode will have you saying AMEN! Enjoy! Support the show! Find and book a top doctor today. Head to https://www.zocdoc.com/HONK If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:12:12 STORY - Former Johovah's Witness, Current Gay 00:29:51 STORY - Why I Left Mormonism 00:34:03 STORY - Pillhead Boyfriend 00:44:17 STORY - Haunting and Conversion 00:54:06 STORY - Bye Bye Jesus 00:54:56 Fighting over Lee 00:56:45 STORY - Harry Potter 00:58:35 Join us on Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks are joined by comedian and author Amy Silverberg to read listener submitted stories about the most embarrassing things they’ve been caught doing. Amy teaches a writing class and talks about men writing their fantasy’s (which should be illegal) They read a story about a sleepover, nail biting, a stuffed Barney and so much more! Check out Amy’s new novel “first time long time” and enjoy the episode. Buy First Time, Long Time - https://www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/amy-silverberg/first-time-long-time/9781538726471/ If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:00:41 Welcome Amy Silverberg! 00:19:20 How much of yourself is in your book? 00:22:19 STORY - Getting Caught Playing in Pre-K 00:34:07 STORY - Getting Caught, Nail Biter 00:38:02 STORY - Getting Caught, Slumber Party 00:46:49 Manifesting 00:48:54 Dads on Facebook 00:53:22 Thank you Amy! 00:57:30 Excerpt from Frist Time, Long Time 00:59:47 Join us on Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on tea time the honks read listener submitted stories on bad decisions. Gabby gives her thoughts on the new Ari aster movie “eddington”, making out with your friends grandma, wearing pimple patches, drunk driving and ratting yourself out to the cops, smoking fent and crack while listening to tea time, sugar daddies and micro peens and so much more! So strap in, strap on, this episode is a journey! Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:11:02 Announcement 00:13:36 Birthday Shout Out! 00:15:15 STORY - Party Trick 00:25:35 Pimple Patches 00:31:24 STORY - Drunk Driving 00:44:56 STORY - Smoking F$nt and listening to Tea Time while driving 00:49:28 STORY - Snow, gagging, his face, sugar daddy 00:54:41 Honorable Mentions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on Tea Time the honks celebrate Lees birthday by forgetting it and read listener submitted stories on jobs they hate. Bi guys hooking up working in hotels, beauty standards, a Walmart tragedy, and another, and unfortunately so much more! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:04:56 STORY - Coworker ______ _______ 00:18:38 STORY - Walmart, 💀 and Bad Decisions 00:24:11 Unique Features 00:34:08 STORY - People dye in this one 00:46:16 Join us on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hooking up with a guy who starts free styling during the deed, a farty girl, a male nurse attempts a fisting, a seth Rogan crush, a terrible lay with a celebrities son, accidentally rebounding with your ex’s boo, finding your parents booty beads, and so much more. Enjoy! Support the show and find and book a top-rated doctor today at https://www.zocdoc.com/HONK If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:06:11 STORY - He started freestyling 00:10:44 STORY - Extreme Farts 00:13:54 STORY - The small wide and the broken 00:18:27 STORY - He reminded me of Seth Rogan 00:27:43 STORY - Held hostage in a trap house by a celebrity 00:36:12 STORY - Worst Intercourse 00:38:45 STORY - My parents toy bin 00:39:29 Our worst experiences 00:45:47 STORY - OBSESSED with a-holes 00:46:52 Join us on Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on tea time the honks read listener submitted stories on things they wish they didn’t know. A story about pin worms, an unfortunate way of finding out your dad likes rim jobs, grandparents on meth, a listener finds out she’s adopted and finding out your first boyfriend is a ChoMo. This episode will make you wish you didn’t know these stories. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:00:47 STORY - WORMS 00:05:14 STORY - Dad has a special request 00:10:13 STORY - Grandparents Secret 00:23:55 STORY - I'm Adopted? 00:40:35 Gabby wouldn't want to know... 00:42:41 Harper regrets asking 00:44:39 STORY - First Boyfriend was a WHAT? 00:51:21 Join us on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Support the show and find and book a top-rated doctor today. Head to https://www.zocdoc.com/HONK  Listeners submit stories on things they’re not over. A listener inquires about gabby, Harper-rose and Lee having a threesome, fan fiction, going to therapy, an abusive ex getting hit by a car, mother-son relationships, a mom force feeding her daughter, watching x rated movies with a lesbian best friend and so much more. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:04:37 Addressing the allegations 00:12:34 STORY - NOT over my dance instructor 00:17:19 STORY - Can't get over a mommy's boy 00:29:32 STORY - Mom made me attempt a ... 00:39:09 STORY - Annonymous isn't over it 00:46:19 STORY - He said my twin was prettier than me 00:55:15 Join us on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week listeners complain about the podcast, an acid trip gone completely wrong, boric acid doggy style, b-hole waxing, a dildo under the Christmas tree, a dogs vulva, an adult film star, identity theft and Nigerian men and lots of stuff in between.  Enjoy!  If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:03:10 STORY - I took ac*d and bated in front of my BF's mom 00:16:26 PSA for "Patreon Only" stories 00:17:19 STORY - FAMILY CURSE ON WOMEN 00:19:29 STORY - Let me wax it 00:26:35 STORY - A dildo under the Christmas Tree 00:35:46 Y'all scare us 00:37:38 STORY - Tucked in Vulva 00:41:18 STORY - FBI Agents and Cornstars 00:50:30 Join us on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks read listener submitted stories on times they’ve been backstabbed or have backstabbed someone else. A hallmark employee is visited by a woman in a wheelchair, a story written by the antagonist, gabby has people to email, Lee does a funny bit, getting slighted by a 45 year old woman with a lazy eye, profound relationships, and so much more. Ok……… If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:01:31 STORY - Wheelchair Demon 00:07:35 STORY - Backstabbing my gay brother 00:12:36 STORY - My ex-best friend's first love 00:31:39 STORY - Backstabbed and Karaoke 00:48:01 STORY - Lesbiam High School Coke Cheating Scandal 01:08:11 Join us on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks read listener submitted emails about if you could say something to anyone, who would it be and what would you say? And the listeners did not hold back. Office affairs and being the other woman, an Eastern European dance instructor, an unhinged coworker named Paula, sleeping with a man in a park and a Disney adult. A cathartic episode for getting things off your chest indeed. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:01:10 STORY - Your man effed me the day your dog died 00:06:55 STORY - My ex dance instructor 00:20:25 STORY - My insane middle aged coworker is obsessed with me 00:28:52 STORY - Get the money first! 00:36:54 STORY - Disney Adult 00:41:38 Join us on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks are kicking off pride month with comedian Matt LeGrande. A story about a closeted, abusive, broke guy. Trust fund guys being bald and why it’s unacceptable. A lesbian getting fingered by a guy after a wild karaoke night. Being cheated on by your soulmate. An anti climactic family vacation and a story about a girl getting a nail stuck in her eye and going to the ER. Happy pride month everyone! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:01:44 STORY - God Awful, Physically Abusive .... Boyfriend 00:15:38 STORY - The Time I Poked a P*nis 00:30:43 STORY - Horrifically cheated on by my soulmate 00:38:26 STORY - Never thought I'd be kidnapped by a gang 00:46:14 STORY - Almost lost my eye, lol 00:56:14 Join us on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks recap the weather, read some fan comments, an unsettling age gap restaurant coworker relationship story that was questionably written, onlyfans being a threat to relationships, p*rn prohibition, and disliking your stepdaughter. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:00:47 The Weather Report 00:02:20 Standup for your Boyfriend 00:08:01 Best Comments of the Week! 00:15:38 What's hard to admit? 00:21:47 STORY - My Obsession with my Coworker 00:35:45 STORY - OF Culture makes me insecure 00:44:06 STORY - Confessions of a reluctant stepmom 00:49:37 Join us on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks read listener submitted stories on bad teachers. A 900 pound teacher on a motorized scooter, inappropriate substitutes, a crop dusting French teacher, a screenwriting professor who actually isn’t bad, gypsy rose, the problem with internet commenters and more! This week the honks are bringing weird vibes to weirder stories! Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Gabby + Harper-Rose San Diego: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/harper-rose-drummond-gabby-lamb-national-lampoon-the-yellow-door-tickets-1322436044809?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshios Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:06:38 Sheet Eating Green Backstory 00:12:11 Bad Teachers 00:21:42 STORY - Parapeligic P* Teacher and Evil Woman 00:28:31 STORY - Tooting French Teacher 00:32:29 STORY - Bad Teachers 00:37:31 Riffing on the last story - Career, Hollywood, Bad Influence, Gyspy Rose 00:52:32 STORY - Crazy nun touched my friend 00:57:06 Join us on Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks read listener submitted stories about bad neighbors and terrible landlords. From domestic violence, an attempted sewer-side, a woman living in a house with 1,000 mice, an 11 year old who needs to be put down, this episode is truly a journey for the soul. But first, harper-rose shares big news and gabby shares the correct pronunciation of “baton rouge”  Enjoy!  If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Gabby + Harper-Rose San Diego: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/harper-rose-drummond-gabby-lamb-national-lampoon-the-yellow-door-tickets-1322436044809?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshios Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 PSA to the Honks 00:03:58 The Weather Report 00:05:45 Appalachia 00:07:04 Harper's Big News! 00:09:56 Weird Neighbors 00:15:23 STORY - My Neighbor tried to off himself, his girlfriend, and me and my roommmate 00:28:00 STORY - Flipped Car 00:36:48 STORY - My Besty caused an over 1,000 mouse infestation in her NYC apartment 00:51:45 See you on Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Balls growing out of coochies, maggots in feet, dangerously low potassium levels, make up products in places they shouldn’t be, keychains in places they shouldn’t be, and so much more! If you’re squeamish, this episode may not be for you. But if you’re a fan of this podcast, it probably is for you. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com COME SEE HARPER-ROSE LIVE IN NYC: Brooklyn 5/6 : https://www.eventbrite.com/e/harper-rose-drummond-live-at-union-hall-tickets-1284202978679?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshios Gabby + Harper-Rose San Diego: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/harper-rose-drummond-gabby-lamb-national-lampoon-the-yellow-door-tickets-1322436044809?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshios Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Never Welcome Back to Portland 00:06:11 STORY - Grew a testi on my cooter 00:14:47 STORY - Maggot Foot 00:23:52 STORY - The End of Tea Time as we know it 00:24:57 STORY - Potassium? I thought it was h*roin 00:29:24 STORY - Patient had 3 Mac Foundation Tops Pumps in her Vagina 00:32:13 "I'm looking underneath" 00:37:18 STORY - Keychain up my patient's penis 00:42:57 STORY - Because Gabby said please send it 00:56:42 Join us on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks read listener submitted stories on their ER experiences. Lee comes through with his medical expertise, a woman who accidentally OD’s on edibles and blames it on a stranger at a bar, why running is dorky and everyone looks bad doing it, a girl who leaves her “sponge” inside herself for too long and ends up in the ER, a story about a woman who is pregnant, homeless and schizophrenic and so much more. Enjoy! And tune in next week for part 2! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month!JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com COME SEE HARPER-ROSE Brooklyn 5/6 : https://www.eventbrite.com/e/harper-rose-drummond-live-at-union-hall-tickets-1284202978679?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshios Gabby + Harper-Rose San Diego: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/harper-rose-drummond-gabby-lamb-national-lampoon-the-yellow-door-tickets-1322436044809?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshios Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110sWatch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:02:47 Dinner Last Night 00:04:34 Juiced Up 00:09:14 Lee's Struggle 00:11:15 Wait, WHY do you LOVE standup? 00:17:48 ER Stories 00:22:25 STORY - ER Story 00:32:33 Vibing Out 00:39:31 STORY - Baby Dr vs Seggs Worker Sponge 00:45:59 STORY - Preganant Homeleass Schizophrenic 00:49:46 See you on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks read listener submitted venting stories. Gabby is on her period and gets denied from therapy, Harper is caffeinated, and everyone’s got a lot to vent about love. A guy who is having trouble finding love despite being well educated and well endowed, too many unsolicited d*ck pics, Italian brain rot being the great unifier, the name Veronica, a family affair, and so much more! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month!JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com COME SEE HARPER-ROSE LIVE IN PORTLAND AND NYC:Portland 4/25 : https://www.eventbrite.com/e/harper-rose-live-at-the-siren-tickets-1286736616859?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshios Brooklyn 5/6 : https://www.eventbrite.com/e/harper-rose-drummond-live-at-union-hall-tickets-1284202978679?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshiosGabby + Harper-Rose San Diego: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/harper-rose-drummond-gabby-lamb-national-lampoon-the-yellow-door-tickets-1322436044809?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshios Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110sWatch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:06:28 The topic is Venting 00:13:30 STORY - Love Bothers Me 00:25:18 STORY - Please no more d**k pics 00:31:10 Gabby's Dad Reacts to Patreon 00:33:22 STORY - Vent on Italian Brainrot 00:37:39 Gabby's Cats 00:40:21 STORY - Playing Mom to my ex-brother-in-law's wife 00:48:20 Join us on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices