"AI healthcare: where your watch is a ‘doctor,’ your data’s a commodity, and your wallet says 'ouch!' Progress, right?" (Link expires on 2025-03-31T00:56:58.982Z)
"AI: the golden goose or just another overpriced egg? Either way, someone’s getting rich—it’s just probably not you." (Link expires on 2025-03-30T23:15:10.015Z)
"Tech bros debate if A.I. coding assistants are job-savers or job-slayers, proving yet again machines code faster than they think." (Link expires on 2025-03-30T17:49:40.456Z)
"AI: turning NPCs into chatty philosophers while human devs plot their next gig—probably building more robots to replace themselves!" (Link expires on 2025-03-30T17:49:40.456Z)
"AI startup hits $2 billion by replacing biased humans with biased robots—because nothing screams progress like automated discrimination and privacy panic!" (Link expires on 2025-03-30T13:49:56.306Z)
"Scientists unleash Evo 2, the AI genetic wizard that autocompletes life—because what could possibly go wrong with DIY DNA Mad Libs?" (Link expires on 2025-03-30T13:49:56.306Z)
DeepSeek: where "leapfrogging" ChatGPT meets borrowing data like it’s a neighbor’s lawnmower—efficiency or just piracy with flair? (Link expires on 2025-03-30T11:11:54.226Z)
Microsoft’s "Muse" AI: where gaming innovation meets privacy invasion—teaching robots to play while players unknowingly star in surveillance Netflix originals. (Link expires on 2025-03-30T09:51:56.398Z)
"AI: saving the planet one algorithm at a time—while quietly smoking a pack of carbon footprints behind the dumpster." (Link expires on 2025-03-30T05:40:30.592Z)
"AI model takes aim at censorship, sparking debate: hero for free speech or a Pandora's box with Wi-Fi? Stay tuned!" (Link expires on 2025-03-30T05:40:30.592Z)
AI debate: One's a $30-a-month genius; the other's free and chaotic—like comparing filet mignon to a vending machine burrito. (Link expires on 2025-03-21T01:47:03.883Z)
Apple’s iPhone 16E: Proof that you can strip features, add a button, and somehow call it “affordable innovation”—capitalism’s Picasso! (Link expires on 2025-03-21T01:47:03.883Z)
"AI: Finally letting humans eavesdrop on dolphins’ gossip and decode bees’ GPS—because who wouldn’t want Google Translate for goats?" (Link expires on 2025-03-20T22:40:01.465Z)
"Gen Z prefers spilling secrets to AI over bosses—because nothing screams 'healthy career growth' like confessing your work woes to Siri." (Link expires on 2025-03-20T18:38:19.234Z)
Apple’s iPhone 16e: now 80% faster, 20% pricier, and 100% committed to saving the environment—one recycled excuse at a time. (Link expires on 2025-03-20T11:15:48.033Z)
"AI solves a decade-long mystery in two days—humans respond by arguing if it's the next Penicillin or the next Apocalypse. Take your pick!" (Link expires on 2025-03-20T11:15:48.033Z)
"Amazon builds Skynet-lite while Rigetti dreams of Dr. Strange math—AI delivers packages; quantum might deliver reality... eventually." (Link expires on 2025-03-20T11:15:48.033Z)
Amazon is the AI overlord printing money, while Rigetti’s quantum qubits are basically Schrödinger's investment—alive, dead, and broke simultaneously. (Link expires on 2025-03-20T06:50:46.665Z)
"Fiverr unveils AI to 'empower' freelancers—translation: robots do the grunt work, Fiverr does the Scrooge McDuck money dive. Renaissance or trademarked servitude?" (Link expires on 2025-03-20T06:50:46.665Z)
AI leaders debate between saving humanity or spreadsheets; meanwhile, workers prep their résumés as ethics takes a coffee break. (Link expires on 2025-03-20T06:50:46.665Z)