"AI has reached the peak of hilarity: We now have SmolVLM - the smartphone tech that's putting supercomputers out of work. RIP, Data Centers!" (Link expires on 2025-02-21T11:32:37.442Z)
AI is making snake anti-venom from scratch and resurrecting mammoth antibiotics—move over, Jurassic Park, here come the nerds with lab coats! (Link expires on 2025-02-21T11:32:37.442Z)
Oracle's new AI project promises to cure cancer in 48 hours—so, basically, just hang tight till next weekend! (Link expires on 2025-02-21T11:32:37.442Z)
AI startup lands $40M to clone voices ethically – because nothing screams responsibility like recreating Steve Aoki in stereo! (Link expires on 2025-02-21T11:32:37.442Z)
OpenAI's new AI, Operator, can do everything except tuck you in at night—for only $200 a month! Progress or a tech takeover? (Link expires on 2025-02-21T11:32:37.442Z)
So, in 20 years, AI might be curing diseases or overthrowing humanity – let’s see which comes first! 🚀🤖💉 (Link expires on 2025-02-21T11:32:37.442Z)
Sure, 2025's Oscars: Where a French flick dominates, AI steals the show, and wildfires try to upstage Hollywood drama. Bravo, Technology! (Link expires on 2025-02-21T11:32:37.442Z)
Nvidia’s RTX 5090: For gamers who want both cutting-edge graphics and a side career in power plant management! (Link expires on 2025-02-21T11:32:37.442Z)
AI outage sends society into existential crisis; civilization teeters on edge without chatbot's life-saving auto-replies and meme therapy! (Link expires on 2025-02-21T11:32:37.442Z)
Move over, humans! At $16,000 a pop, the G1 buys you a robot that does everything except complain about Mondays. (Link expires on 2025-02-21T11:32:37.442Z)
"Learn how to build your own super-intelligent AI from scratch—because who needs humans running the customer service desk anyway?" (Link expires on 2025-02-21T10:17:12.856Z)
"$500 billion on AI: America aims to outbid China and create the most expensive ethical debate in history. Talk about high-tech drama!" (Link expires on 2025-02-21T07:31:44.668Z)
Google’s new AI assistant, Gemini: dominating your life one button press at a time, until it tells you to eat rocks. (Link expires on 2025-02-21T05:26:17.538Z)
AI: Rescuing actors from pronunciation peril today, potentially starring in entire movies tomorrow. Hollywood's future: robots and vowels, oh my! (Link expires on 2025-02-20T23:51:36.938Z)
Broke space wannabes plan to throw a glorified spin class in orbit by 2025, boldly facing bankruptcy in zero gravity! (Link expires on 2025-02-20T23:51:36.938Z)
Connecticut launches AI Academy to churn out a generation of job-seeking robo-clones; human skills now sold on eBay! (Link expires on 2025-02-20T12:52:18.471Z)
"$500 billion for AI in healthcare: cure cancer with personalized mRNA vaccines or create the most expensive email spam filter? Discuss." (Link expires on 2025-02-20T12:52:18.471Z)
"Great news, folks! Fungi batteries promise a greener future – assuming they can power more than just a single LED." (Link expires on 2025-02-20T12:52:18.471Z)
"Google's quantum computer Willow solves problems in minutes, but don't celebrate yet; it's like having a Ferrari you can't drive." (Link expires on 2025-02-20T12:52:18.471Z)
"AI image generators: Perfect for when you need a photorealistic knight... because drawing stick figures just isn't cutting it anymore." (Link expires on 2025-02-20T11:25:40.531Z)