Terminally Chill

Wherein two very Normal Catholic Guys goof and gab about whatever we want to, and sometimes what you want us to.

That Toot's Doing Numbers

The boys discuss the national events unfolding on November 8th, Hunter updates Matthew on the things going on on the internet, Matthew finds out about toots, the boys talk about fashion (and capitalism?) and then do an extended outro segment on restaurant freakouts. Also, Matthew lies about who he voted for in the last election.

11-10
57:43

Friar Nick Teaches Us About The Mafia

Mama mia! Special guest Friar Nick (@FrNickOFMConv) shows up on the pod to chat with the fellas from alien jail. They talk about the Buffalo Bills, jails, ice cream, movies, and what the most important thing to know about Catholicism is. You're not gonna wanna miss this one! Unless you do want to. And that's okay too. 

10-27
52:17

Beef Fizz and Butthead

Hunter and Matthew are--well, they're tired. They're angry and they're tired. And you haven't been helping out around the house at all lately, and it, well it just makes them sad. They wish you'd do your share. They've been having a really hard time at work lately and it's just not helping to come home to the place like this every damn day. Get it together, man. We need it. Beef beverages, AI generated podcast prompts, writing advice, and stories about that kid.

10-20
48:40

Jazz For Your Ears

Matthew and Hunter go through their top ten things list, and boy, is it a wild ride. Are they in any order? Are they even things? Who's to say, but they talk a whole bunch, and at some points, might even make you smile. Or laugh! The world is a crazy, mixed-up, beautiful place sometimes. Jazz!

10-13
50:46

The Clemson Independent Republic

Podcasting live from alien jail, the fellas have gotten themselves in a real pickle these days! They discuss the 2007 classic Evan Almighty, some classic rom-coms, read some listener mail, and discuss meatloaves. The second half of the show goes into weird European food, former nations, and why Clemson should secede from the union. Stick around to see if they live or die! 17776 and 20020: https://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football and https://www.sbnation.com/c/secret-base/21410129/20020/chapters-index Plant machete: https://twitter.com/canneo2103145/status/1577159976266584066

10-06
48:42

Non-Euclidean Beds

Those wild and crazy boys continue their traverse through space as they discuss baking, board games, and relationships. Some are saying this is the best opening five minutes anyone has ever done on a podcast, ever. If you stick around until the end there might even be a twist. Who's to say? Not me, I'm just the manager who moonlights as a podcast description writer. Guess it all works out the end for us all...or does it?

09-29
54:39

Banana Gaslighting

Holy wow! The fellas go all over the place in this one, as they launch their first episode from space, and somehow create a Patreon account while doing so. Topics discussed include mailing yourself, fish oil, what to get your loved ones for the holidays, the dark side of the moon, and young earth creationism. https://www.patreon.com/terminallychillpod

09-22
57:15

That Moose Is Your Dad Now

The gang gets back together to tell the story of Touchdown the Bear, as well as some other notable bears. They talk about zoos and cocaine, too.  Guy gets visited by a moose: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVjsCYlc1IY  Guy gets visited by a bear: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbE53XUtVw0 

09-08
49:20

Gandalf Style Pizza

We're back.

09-01
51:08

Ep. 23: Terminally Chill Unplugged

Yeehaw! The fellas ride into this one talking about some more music. They rally back to discuss the oft-forgotten Justin Bieber/Bill Clinton saga, and then take a turn into cancel culture and mercy. Wowza! They sure did put out more content.

03-04
50:50

Ep. 22: Peeing Is A Sin

Our long national nightmare ends as the dudes get back together to chat all things Lent! In a very penitential episode, the boys talk weird Midwest food (we love you Midwest fans), Lenten practices, peeing, and McDonalds. Really there's something for everyone here. Here's to another delightful season of odd topics and many laughs!

02-25
45:59

Ep. 21: We Will Chaperone Your Date

Happy Valentine's Week! The boys celebrate the only way they know how: a 15 minute discussion about which Weezer song is the most romantic. But hey, if you don't like Weezer, be sure to stick around--they also give out many a love tip and cute date idea after that! Probably not their best work, to be honest. But they sure did try!

02-11
49:47

Ep. 29: 24 Hour Spaghetti Bath Challenge

Finally, the internet episode! The one about the internet! The boys talk social media, old YouTube, and give some recommendations for content they enjoy. A blast, I tell you, a blast!

04-29
50:01

Ep. 28: Cosmic Uncle

Stop me if you've heard this before, but the boys really do go all over the place in this one. From hot boy summer and their attempts to lose some weight, to fruit, to immortality, there's a little something here for everyone. Even the scurvy deniers!

04-22
47:56

Ep. 26: Sneaking Some Coins Into Heaven

Salutations! The fellas hit all the high notes in this one, starting with labor politics before moving to death, mercy, grace, and filling a pool with soda. We're having a great time--I hope you are too.

03-25
54:30

Ep. 25: March Sadness

In what is perhaps their most incredible project to date, the gang fills out their bracket of Top 16 Terminally Chill episodes! Some fun reflection on the past and how far they've come in the podcasting world, and if you listen long enough, you might just hear the SHOCKING episode that wins it all! For those who want to play along at home, check our Twitter @tchillpod to fill out the bracket yourself! Wow! Happy bracket!

03-18
51:03

Ep. 24: Pizza Reviews and Two Minute Theatre ft. Kluver

Yowie! The boys have their good friend and repeat guest Kluver (@IowaKatholic) on the show to catch up. The gang discusses very important political issues such as frozen pizza, short plays, Margaritaville, and hot tubs. It's a blast! Work Sucks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-0vjJAqVTA

03-11
52:25

Ep. 20: Holding Your Pee Is Alpha

Wowee! The boys wander around Podcastland before settling in on....no topic in particular. Matthew airs his frustration with "alpha males", and Hunter gets desperately side-tracked by the Goofy movie series. Lots of tossing and turning and storytelling before a discussion about what the fellas want to get up to after covid and some thoughts about party fouls.

02-04
53:54

Ep. 19: Everything Is Harry Potter

Hooooo boy! The boys start off with Kermit impressions and amusement parks, and then go into a solid discussion on Disney, media obsession, and fandom. Along the way they make stops at Homer Simpson, Santa, Dolly Parton, and Jim the Rhino. Who's Jim the Rhino? Oh, you'll find out all right. They'll all find out. They close with a couple takes on evangelization and being normal for a lovely little lead-up to the season finale!

01-28
55:23

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