Test Tube Baby

Today it's all about the fourth trimester... I know what you're thinking, tri means three. Well get back in your box you pedantic fool you. Hear all about our experiences of the 12 weeks following Penny's birth. For once, we take things seriously and share our own individual journeys into parenthood, where things aren't always sunshine and rainbows. Mastitis, sinusitis and sleeplessness? One of these three involved Tristan fondling Miranda's boobs on doctor's orders and no, Tristan isn't the doctor. We also try a new "game" - we laughed although we're not sure you will... "Story Time" debuts this week, let us know what you think!Follow us over on Instagram@testtubebabypod@miranda.burns@tristan.hall Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we're continuing our birth story, picking up where we left off straight after Penny came into the world. Hear all about Miranda's stitches, our experiences on the postnatal ward, Penny's jaundice and Miranda's plan to start an OnlyFans...Follow us over on Instagram@testtubebabypod@miranda.burns@tristan.hall Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So here it is. From start to finish. Hear our birth story, from how and when Miranda's waters (sort of) broke, the induction, infection, epidural that followed, all the way through to the moment Penny came into the world. We've even given you a little clip of the moment it happened, tissues at the ready guys.Overall we feel so lucky our birth story was a happy one, filled with love, support and incredible midwives. Naturally, in true Tristan and Miranda style, we're speaking very candidly so just be aware of that if you are currently pregnant and due to give birth soon. It's raw, it's real and it's magical.Follow us over on Instagram@testtubebabypod@miranda.burns@tristan.hall Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yes, it's really happening. WE ARE BACK! Test Tube Baby returns for a second season packed with more TMI, oversharing and euphemisms than you can shake an ultrasound probe at.Today, we ease you into a new season updating you on all that's happened since we last spoke. For those of you wondering, we HAVE had a baby so we tell you a little bit about her, and also run through several other major life events we foolishly crammed into our lives having just had a child.Thank you so much for coming back to us for season 2, it really does mean the world to us! Thanks for being patient too... we know you've been waiting a while for this but trust us - it'll be worth it!Follow us over on Instagram@testtubebabypod@miranda.burns@tristan.hall Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So we've recorded this one a little bit ahead of time, as we're highly likely to be A) not thinking about podcasting at 40 weeks pregnant. B) IN LABOUR. or C) WITH A NEWBORN. With Christmas just around the corner, we're going to talk through some gift ideas for anyone who is going through IVF or is pregnant / giving birth etc etc etc. Head over to our Instagram to see if we've had a baby yet!!Follow us over on Instagram@testtubebabypod@miranda.burns@tristan.hall Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 week until due date... We update you on all that's happened in the past week including hospital appointments, chats about inductions or caesareans and not one but TWO stretch and sweeps.. TWO!! Aren't you lucky?Follow us over on Instagram@testtubebabypod@miranda.burns@tristan.hall Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With the help of our resident midwife (Tristan's sister) we run you through all the bits we're packing in OUR hospital bag, to help YOU pack yours. From peri bottles to the best snacks for partners, we cover it all.Follow us over on Instagram@testtubebabypod@miranda.burns@tristan.hall Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is one that's been requested A LOT so here it is! Endo and pregnancy - Miranda runs through all her symptoms she's experienced and describes how pregnancy has affected her endometriosis. Hear how our Halloween was a COMPLETE FAILURE and how Tristan tried to save it...Follow us over on Instagram@testtubebabypod@miranda.burns@tristan.hall Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Though we always seem positive, IVF, infertility and chronic illness can be fucking miserable. In this episode we run through our top tips to remain positive and our best practices for self care.Follow us over on Instagram@testtubebabypod@miranda.burns@tristan.hall Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well it's finally happened... we've OFFICIALLY run out of thing to say, well sort of. We're on holiday and so haven't planned this, normal "informative" content will resume next week. To be honest, writing this I can't actually remember what we spoke about... I think maybe Indie bands, Audi Q2s and Boobs (so the usual stuff). Follow us over on Instagram@testtubebabypod@miranda.burns@tristan.hall Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we run you through our 'wake up call' where we GENUINELY thought we were going into pre-term labour at 30 weeks... Hear all about our trip to the hospital and sudden panic which led to us cramming together a hospital bag and self-teaching hypnobirthing whilst lying in a hospital bed. SPOILER ALERT: It was Braxton Hicks and a UTI.. but it's action packed and dramatic all the same.Follow us over on Instagram@testtubebabypod@miranda.burns@tristan.hall Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We have to start with an apology. So sorry to all of you who expected an episode last week... but it's here now!We chat through all that's happened in the past couple of weeks including 4D scans and the Anti-D injection. We then go on a 10 minute rant all about how old we feel, and Tristan airs his frustrations around TECHNICALLY being Gen-Z.Follow us over on Instagram@testtubebabypod@miranda.burns@tristan.hall Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back with another Mr and Mrs one to celebrate our 30th Episode! Thank y'all so much for listening and sticking by us through the past 30 episodes, you're all the best and we love you.Today there's more questions about each other, and we talk you through how Tristan proposed to Miranda! How cute.Follow us over on Instagram@testtubebabypod@miranda.burns@tristan.hall Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week's episode is all about what YOU need during IVF. The things you'll need to pack in your bag on this pilgrimage, like an infertile Mary Poppins.We talk you through day to day useful bits as well as essentials for your egg collection hospital bag.Follow us over on Instagram@testtubebabypod@miranda.burns@tristan.hall Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, it's all things BIRTH. Why do so many medial professionals prefer inductions for IVF pregnancies? What is the right thing to do? How the hell does that come out of there? We answer (most of) the big questions around the big day.DISCLAIMER: We are NOT medical professionals and you should always take advice from people who actually know what they're talking about; any idiot can pick up a microphone and make a podcast, be careful out there.Love and hugs, your favourite idiots xFollow us over on Instagram@testtubebabypod@miranda.burns@tristan.hall Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello you lovely lot! This week we fill you in on what went on at our 24 week consultant appointment, which was probably the worst appointment either of us have ever had. We also give you tips on how to deal with difficult appointments or insensitive medical professionals.We give you the run down on the state of the UK's chocolate market and Tristan offends millions of people in just one episode. Oh dear. Follow us over on Instagram@testtubebabypod@miranda.burns@tristan.hall Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's only taken us 25 bloody episodes to get a medical professional on who ACTUALLY knows what they're talking about... Tristan's sister Charlie (a former midwife) sat down with us to prep this one and gave us SO MANY great tips to help during pregnancy, labour and in the 'Fourth Trimester".Obviously it goes without saying that you should check with your own midwife / GP / medical professional of your choice before making drastic changes. Just some helpful tips to get you through!Follow us over on Instagram@testtubebabypod@miranda.burns@tristan.hall Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today we're taking it back to that first IVF appointment, and giving you a few important things to ask your consultant. Think of it as a bit of a 'cheat sheet' of conversation starters, like you're a bit of a recluse going on a blind date, you know. Miranda also overshares to unprecedented levels, and trust us when we say this is NOT one you want to miss. Tristan gives his latest impression and tells you all how proud he is of his slip and slide efforts.Follow us over on Instagram@testtubebabypod@miranda.burns@tristan.hall Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Miranda is joined by Andy Murray (Tristan). We also chat through our experience of being publicly open about our infertility / IVF journey, as well as a bit about the history of IVF.We update you on how our 20 week scan went and Tristan shows off how good he is at impressions (Tristan wrote this).Follow us over on Instagram@testtubebabypod@miranda.burns@tristan.hall Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're so sorry again. Tristan took the reins for this one, and like the terrible jockey he is, we didn't make it past the first fence. If you include IVF, we are just shy of 5 months into our 'IVF pilgrimage', so thought we were overdue a recap! Hear us recount our story from the week leading up to starting IVF, all the way through to our 20 week pregnancy scan. Bathroom injections, employee fraud and sweaty boobs - it's all covered!Follow us over on Instagram@testtubebabypod@miranda.burns@tristan.hall Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.