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That's My New Thing

That's My New Thing
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Hello peoples of the world! You’ve found “The Entertainment Industry's Best Mother & Son Duo” (*when judged by weight or irrational self confidence). Curious about what a youthful Baby Boomer and her old Millennial son would sound like in your ears!?! Well, you’ve come to the right place! Enjoy That’s My New Thing along with their loyal two million (potential) fans! We produce new episodes twice a week! A classic Tuesday episode for all to enjoy for free and a bonus Thursday episode for those who sponsor the show. Join us in our mission to entertain the world! XXXOOO, Halynka and Kingsley Benham
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And a happy New Year!!! TALKING: We have a lot of new surprises in the new year! We are bringing in a very talented producer to help us get this show to an amazing place. We truly hope you all have a wonderful winter season and we’ll see you in 2020! Really, really love That’s My […]
Meeting Dr. Phil & Phil Collins TALKING: Losing your virginity, Brushing your teeth in the shower, Rebuilding an engine, having a doctor think you have diabetes, not liking chocolate, and loving beer.Really, really love That’s My New Thing? Support us on Patreon to get access to exclusive content! Hosted by: Halynka Benham and Kingsley Benham Produced […]
BEAU WAS IN AN OFF BROADWAY PLAY? We play a brand new game, “True Things and Lie,” with the Beau Puckett! TALKING: Meatloaf, Proposals, Skipping the First Grade, First Trip to Greece, Blue Hair, Watching Mama Mia Over 100 Times, Falling Down a Flight of Stairs, and Having Your Dad’s Name.Really, really love That’s My […]
Hallucinogens are really in this season! TALKING: Kingsley was sick last week, VONS Pavilions delivers ribs and sides, managing people, being great at customer service but also being yourself, electrician is coming, some people don’t do well with hallucinogens, caring about the truth in fictional works, therapy, group therapy, Halynka talks drugs, and Kingsley is […]
Magic and All-You-Can-Eat Sushi TALKING: Saturday Brunch at Taste on Melrose, Sunday Brunch at Spartina with Aperol Spritzers and Lamb Ragu, Draco Malfoy was in full attendance at the Harry Potter Murder Mystery Party, Kingsley’s delicious birthday sushi with Whitney and Halynka. Really, really love That’s My New Thing? Support us on Patreon to get access […]
Balls Are [Insert Bicycle Bells] TALKING: Halynka has been shaking her head since she was a baby, getting botox in your throat to help burps, being a good parent, and obviously we argue the rest of the episode. ENJOY!Really, really love That’s My New Thing? Support us on Patreon to get access to exclusive content! Hosted […]
Happy Birthday, Whitney!!! TALKING: Take A Shot When Halynka Mentions Retirement, Plumbers, Waiting For A Biopsy, Fatty Ball, Forceps (Large Medical Tweezers), Sound FX, St. Felix Appetizer Sampler, An Inside Burp, Son Of A Hoochie, Allergic To Eyeshadow, Using Your Fingers For Math, Dr. Mario, Kingsley Drives Away, and TomATO / ToMAto. Really, really love […]
September Birthdays!!! TALKING: Old Men, Dementia, Microphone Stand, Devil Horns / Longhorns, No Flexibility, Swallowing a Chew Toy, Islands Restaurant, Laundry, Palm Springs, La Cañada or La Quinta, Wendy’s Avocado is Just Shitty Guacamole, IDIOTS, We are sorry about the Sound Effects, Too Much Design, and Comedy Classes.Really, really love That’s My New Thing? Support us […]
Shhh ASMR… TALKING: Welcome to That’s My New Thing! Lazy Fart-Faces coming from Butt-Faces. Yes, Kingsley once broke a wine glass. Co-workers collecting money for B-Days and Going Away. $600 a year spent on people you don’t actively spend time with. Family members are part of this equation. Really, really love That’s My New Thing? Support […]
Coming full circle Talking: Couch prices, not paying for couches, Venmo to split charges, Google translates signs, DAVIN, “Eh?”, getting sick in a semi-truck, eating fast food, coming FULL CIRCLE, it’s Halynka’s hand, doctor visits during retirement, picking sides of your family, 20% off Nordstrom, taking the compliment, “who walks into dispensaries?”, taking breaks, and […]
Everyone Looked Amazing in the 80’s TALKING: Hospitals, Deadpan Doctors, A Dry Wine Punch, Effective Communication, Socially Awkward, Depressing Movies and Music, Fuck April, Tapping Into Emotions, The Water of Parental Death, Theatre Actors, Meditating For Sensitivity, and Managing Emotions.Really, really love That’s My New Thing? Support us on Patreon to get access to exclusive content! […]
She’s retired not… TALKING: Retirement, 3 days/3 months/3 years/3 decade, Senior, WeHo is Very White, WE’RE BACK, Candle-Making, Milk Carton Candles, Memories, NDA (Non-Disclosure Agreement), West Hollywood Halloween, Corporate Parties, Handle With Care, Volunteering, The Homeless Talking To Themselves. Really, really love That’s My New Thing? Support us on Patreon to get access to exclusive content! […]
Everyone’s Favorite Topics: Misunderstandings and Politics! TALKING: We’re back! Pride and work has made it almost impossibly Going to bed with Tom Ford on your hands. Yes, please. Fortune Feimster might have walked passed by Kingsley’s apartment. EGGPLANT EMOJI. PEACH EMOJI. SNOWFLAKE. TREE. Politics… YAY!!!Really, really love That’s My New Thing? Support us on Patreon to […]
May the streets be filled with rainbows! TALKING: PRIDE pasts, PRIDE predictions, and breastfeeding scarves. Enjoy!https://youtu.be/Y_F8gS66YmAReally, really love That’s My New Thing? Support us on Patreon to get access to exclusive content! Thank you: Joanna Muñoz for our awesome logo Sean Ursani for our amazing theme music Whitney Benham for being our fantastic announcer Hosted by: […]
TALKING: Fortune telling with a raccoon, dark and stormy weather, Kingsley’s twin cousins INDICA or SATIVA, CBD sleeping pill, Halynka is an android, DAY or NIGHT at work or with friends, singing LOBSTERS or rapping CRABS, MANHATTAN or NEW ENGLAND CLAM CHOWDER, a lot of ZOMBIES or a few VAMPIRES, FISH or RED MEAT, FIRE […]
ROAST BEEF AND CHEESE? Talking: Vacations, intermittent fasting, big floppy hat, oily wigs, Halynka’s nice Mother’s Day hike, rape porn, sex has consequences, sushi, fish, whitewater rafting, and Baby Boomers opinions. CHINESE or JAPANESE. SOUP IN A CUP or A BOWL. HAM AND CHEESE or ROAST BEEF AND CHEESE. RIVER or LAKE. DEEP SEA or DEEP […]
Being reminded what REAL hunger feels like. TALKING: Hot Springs, monitors, high class hair, fattening food give-up, intermittent fasting, Cory Booker, and Trump. LIVE ON THE 1ST FLOOR OR 2ND FLOOR. AUDIO BOOK OR BOOK. LUCKY OR SMART. LOSE ALL YOUR MEMORIES FROM BIRTH TILL NOW OR LOSE YOUR ABILITY TO MAKE LONG TERM MEMORIES. […]
DINOSAURS & LAUGHTER TALKING: New wigs, getting a very special package, Halynka’s bruises, Kingsley is very YOUNG, the difference between a professional comedian and an amateur, BURY or CREMATED, turn bodies into goo, BLACK or WHITE, flat whites, NIKE or ADIDAS, Colin Kaepernick, a bucket of clits & a bag of dicks, LIVE IN A […]
If you don’t pick Sandra Bullock must die… TALKING: Losing your keys, Avengers: Endgame vs. bathroom breaks, standing in a women’s purse, dating Italian men, stupid people looking collegiate, and telling a co-worker to shut up. LIVE IN A WAR-TIME MUSICAL or LIVE A SAFE ROM-COM WITH OFFENSIVE STEREOTYPES, NUMBERS or WORDS, SANDRA BULLOCK or JULIA […]
Happy Belated Easter and 420! TALKING: Find the eggs, pretend to be Catholic, Kingsley is not competitive but he does want to win… Party bus to booze cruise. Mother’s Day weekend. Chocolate and Grass. Smelly Lyft driver with Easter farts.https://youtu.be/sL8ButHcwZ8Really, really love That’s My New Thing? Support us on Patreon to get access to exclusive content! […]



