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Peter Crouch, Tom Fordyce and Chris Stark bring you their guide to being a professional footballer. #backstronger
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That Mike Dean Episode

That Mike Dean Episode

2020-02-1900:46:2232

In a coup for the pod, a fourth chair is added to the circle for the first time and filled by none other than the king of referees, Mr Mike Dean. Collective minds and preconceptions are blown away as Mike reveals what the men in black wear to their Xmas fancy dress party, what really happens on Ref Camp and how many chickens he would have to see off per day in his old day job. Meanwhile Crouchy goes on an unexpected emotional journey that leaves him a changed man.
That Mid Season Break

That Mid Season Break

2020-02-1200:24:3519

A quick update on what the boys have been up to during their week away from the pod, with promises of exciting things to come and a vow to come #BackStronger.
That Injuries Episode

That Injuries Episode

2020-02-0500:46:4832

What noise is it acceptable to make when being injured? Should you really laugh when an official goes down? And is it worse for a gentleman to be winded or hit in the unmentionables? The boys answer these seismic questions and more while designing the first Robot Ref and discovering an extraordinary new facet to the complex character of Wayne Rooney.
That Agents Episode

That Agents Episode

2020-01-2900:45:5143

Is voicemail as a concept dead? Are Christmas cards actually an insult? Is launching fireworks out of an orifice ever acceptable? Somehow the boys manage a revelatory discussion on the role and tricks of football agents while also answering these and other unexpected questions.
That Tackles Episode

That Tackles Episode

2020-01-2200:45:5442

The art of tackling is one celebrated on these shores more than anywhere else, so how do Premier League stars perfect it? The boys analyse Crouchy’s ‘red mist’, discuss whether Paul Scholes deserved his reputation for bad tackling and the ‘Great Shinpad Debate’ rears its head again. There’s a tale involving rubber gloves, a mouse and some curtains plus speculation about Arsene Wenger in a Blackburn bush.
That Holidays Episode

That Holidays Episode

2020-01-1500:45:0166

Diving into the murky infinity pool that is footballers and their holidays, the boys make a remarkable discovery about Crouchy’s linguistic skills before uncovering unsettling rumours about David Moyes, Neil Diamond and Louis Saha’s penchant for mixed doubles. An extraordinary woman pulls off an extraordinary trick and a chance dip into Crouchy’s phone contacts reveals more than could possibly be expected.
That Captains Episode

That Captains Episode

2020-01-0800:47:1849

What makes a great leader of a sporting team? As they attempt to find the answers, the boys stumble into a world of punitive fines, tedious logistics and general outsourcing to Gary Neville. There are surprise appearances from football’s own Dre and a mysterious brown-noser known only as Parched, while the unveiling of a new pod-listeners’ standardised greeting raises significant logistical concerns.
That Retirement Episode

That Retirement Episode

2020-01-0100:50:2555

Delighted to be #backstronger, the boys gather to chew over Crouchy’s retirement from actual football, and discover his secret fish-buying obsession as well as the true meaning of a Double-Dyche. Meanwhile a discussion on the meaning of smell gets dangerously out of hand, while Peter makes a rash promise involving Andy Murray’s knighthood. It's all the insight you've been missing, but with a lighter flavour.
That Planning Meeting

That Planning Meeting

2019-12-1100:57:3627

In this brief taster of what is to follow, the boys get back together to plan the imminent arrival of Series Three, only to quickly realise that quality planning is well outside their remit. Chris introduces a problematic idea involving ladies’ toilets, Tom comes up with a pod-based alternative to New Year’s Eve and Crouchy promises something he may not be able to deliver.
That Crouchfest Episode

That Crouchfest Episode

2019-06-1900:57:3682

To the astonishment of all involved, the long-awaited and frequently doubted Crouchfest actually comes to fruition, and in ways no-one could ever imagine. Join almost 3,000 happy pod listeners as Crouchy, Tom and Chris put on a show at a sold-out O2 in London that makes the Samrat Christmas special look like a poetry reading in Ealing library. We have Liam Gallagher and a host of superstars from the world of music, a coachload of referees, London’s biggest round of drinks and a man dressed as Tony Pulis. Nothing in the world of That Peter Crouch Podcast will be quite the same ever again.
That Penalties Episode

That Penalties Episode

2019-06-1200:47:5077

Crouchy tells us what it takes to convert a spot-kick under intense pressure, the time he stole one from Gerrard as well as discussing alternatives to shootouts with Chris and Tom
That New Baby

That New Baby

2019-06-0400:47:3644

Peter Crouch has got some exciting news, and there's an update on Crouch Fest.
That Fitness Episode

That Fitness Episode

2019-05-2900:47:1267

Find out why elite male footballers wear 'sports bras' and all about the strangest pre-season tasks as Peter Crouch tells us what it takes to be at the top of the game.
That Half Time Episode

That Half Time Episode

2019-05-2200:46:5771

Peter Crouch takes us inside the dressing room for the most intense fifteen minutes of a match day. Chris and Tom discover the running battle between kitmen and linesmen, players' toilet etiquette at half time and also learn about the art of 'snapping it off'.
That Week Off

That Week Off

2019-05-1500:45:2023

We can't bring our usual pod, but we can discuss more refs in public and Crouchella...
That Training Ground Episode

That Training Ground Episode

2019-05-0800:45:0946

Peter tells us what it's like on your first day at training with Steven Gerrard at Liverpool. Following that nerve wracking experience, you'll discover why Crouchy is a soup connoisseur, plus what goes on in the manager's office.
That Champions League Episode

That Champions League Episode

2019-05-0100:43:2039

Nothing is off limits in this episode all about big European trips and matches. Crouchy reveals what it's like to play in a Champions League final, while Chris and Tom discover a revelation about footballers and their pants. Plus, why Rafael Benitez was stationed in a Spanish pit lane and you'll learn more about the competition's iconic anthem.
That Refs Episode

That Refs Episode

2019-04-2400:48:2033

Having recently podded in Crouchy’s house and a rather soulless local hotel, Peter, Tom and Chris relocate to the pub and immediately feel much better. The identity of the Premier League players notorious for buttering up referees is uncovered, Crouchy reveals whether he would “take contact” to win the World Cup for England and the lads find out which basic laws of the game they are blissfully misinterpreting. Meanwhile, the global search for a nice Karl with a ‘K’ continues with a number of promising leads.
That TV Episode

That TV Episode

2019-04-1600:49:5733

Peter, Chris and Tom discuss everything on tele; box-sets, pundits and when analysis goes wrong. Crouchy also reveals what happened on his punditry debut in India, his love for Match of the Day and his deep distrust of anything robotic.
That Dreams Episode

That Dreams Episode

2019-04-0900:47:3338

We asked for your dreams and boy did you respond! From travelling through space with Ron Vlaar to eating watermelon with Frank Lampard, Crouchy, Chris and Tom try to decipher all of our listeners’ weird and wonderful dreams. They’ll also discuss whether dreams play any role in manager’s tactics and why Peter’s got a qualification in Leisure and Tourism.
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Citizen Smith

Mike Dean .. absolute LEGEND! funniest pod yet from start to finish, got to come back for more for sure

Feb 24th
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Ryan Walsh

honestly the best podcast you've ever done. such a good insight

Feb 20th
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MyNameIsGladiator

yes the boys made up for another pod been passing it around everywhere on the railway and have been passing the pod everywhere I can been tempted to do one in one of my announcements but think the bosses will kill me haha i'l be having a listen to this one for bed I think

Feb 19th
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Karl A Wolf

my favorite podcast right now #PeterCrouch #lanky #stephenmurchant

Feb 14th
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Feb 12th
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Sean Johnstone

When you signing for Celtic

Feb 11th
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Christopher Soutar

this podcast got me through a 3wk work visit to visa! especially during Delhi Belly sat on the loo....

Jan 30th
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Dave McCormack

Seems to be an error playing the latest "That Tackles Episode", it won't download either...

Jan 22nd
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Jane Barringer

not particularly a football fan, but loved this, very funny.

Jan 20th
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Lee Douglas

Currently sat in Qatar Airport. I'm waiting for my connecting flight to Goa for my holidays and I'm getting some dodgy looks as am pissing myself laughing and am sat by myself. Top quality pod cast, the first I've ever listened to and feel I've peaked to soon. P.S. Also the first review I've ever written. Keep up the excellent work lads.

Jan 18th
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Katy Morris

can we have some Crouch recordings of different languages saying you have received a text message - I need a new notification tone for my mobile 😂

Jan 16th
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Eoghan Murphy

Didn't think I'd enjoy it at all..... Absolutely brilliant. Very funny enjoyable listen.

Jan 14th
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Philippa Penney

Bloody marvellous best thing I've listened to in years.

Jan 14th
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Paul Farman

This podcast is a fans dream. Love them all. Love how peter Crouch is so down to earth. It's like being down the pub listening to lads chatting. Great how it's been put together and such good listening whilst walking the dog, wearing my bone conductors head phones so wife thinks I'm listening to her lol

Jan 8th
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Mark Blakey

couldn't agree more with the shinpad wankers theory. I didn't even enjoy wearing them in 11s.

Jan 6th
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Daniel Cowley Freeman

I really enjoy this podcast. For an hour, I get to forget about life and enjoy the stories that are talked about. Not only its informative but so funny and so entertaining. I love it. Thank you.

Jan 3rd
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Arthur Mayer

B.A.C.K S.T.R.O.N.G.E.R

Jan 3rd
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Dan Shephard

Yes! Finally it’s back! Listening to it on the train from Sherborne to Warminster x

Jan 3rd
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Inver Darroch

Great until last few minutes. Give your shit a miss.

Jan 3rd
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Rob Philpott

I see Peter Crouch podcast, I click subscribe. Simples.

Jan 1st
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