That Peter Crouch Podcast

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids take a hilariously chaotic deep dive into how football has evolved — from Sunday League chaos to Pep-inspired tactical revolutions. The lads debate how analytics, player freedom, and “DNA” have changed the game forever, reminiscing about the days when defenders could “absolutely destroy” someone without a hundred cameras watching.Expect sidetracks galore — from Center Parcs chaos, dodgy camera angles, and “missionary” score predictions to the invention of Crouchy’s Skill of the Week. There’s also a serious football chat about how big clubs influence playing styles, why corners are “ruined forever,” and how long throws are making a comeback.To top it all off, the boys pitch their next big idea: turning their paint colours into reality… any paint companies out there fancy it? Chumbawamba 00:00 – Chris’ chaotic intro from the floor at home02:00 – Sidwell’s “in memoriam” photo mix-up07:00 – The new time-wasting punishment no one understands09:00 – Why Brits go wild for corners (and why Crouchy won’t stand anymore)14:00 – United’s fan who won’t cut his hair until 5 wins in a row16:40 – Shoutouts and hilarious name readings from Instagram24:00 – A profound metaphor about “trusting your first wipe”34:30 – The changing face of football and Pep’s influence36:30 – Why copying City’s system ruins smaller clubs38:30 – Club DNA vs Manager DNA – has football lost its roots?45:00 – Have players lost freedom because of over-analysis?51:30 – The ‘Skill of the Week’ idea is born55:30 – The lads pitch a Peter Crouch football training camp01:03:20 – Why long throws are making a comeback01:12:00 – The ‘Tancock’ paint idea takes over the podcastWith my code CROUCH30, new customers get 30% OFFat uk.huel.com/therapycrouch30. Please check the description for terms andconditions. Unlock a lighter, easier way to fuel your day with Huel Lite, soyou can focus on what really matters. MOV is £39 and that the code is forLite only for a limited amount of time.Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids, and Chris are joined by James Tarkowski, the no-nonsense centre-back for Everton Football Club. Known for his leadership, resilience, and heart-on-sleeve playing style, Tarkowski opens up about life at Goodison Park, Sean Dyche’s influence, and what it’s really like to play in Merseyside derbies.He shares stories from Burnley’s golden years, the chaos of Everton’s survival seasons, and his thoughts on football’s return to big number 9’s, directness, and long balls. The lads also dive into dressing room psychology, VAR frustrations, and post-football plans — from coaching to business ventures. Expect honest football chat, great banter, and a few unexpected laughs (including Tarky’s Frozen piano moment). Chumbawamba 00:00 – Tribute to Stuart Pearce’s son00:35 – Opening banter and intro with the lads08:45 – Sunday League chaos & Crouchy’s DM prank16:20 – Dyche and managing “grenade” club owners18:40 – Maguire’s redemption & tournament talk35:00 – James Tarkowski joins the pod36:10 – Settling into Everton and the chaotic seasons38:31 – Goodison Park vs. the new stadium41:10 – Grealish’s form and personality off the pitch44:05 – Tarkowski vs. Van Dijk: The Derby Battle48:06 – The famous last-minute volley and the wild celebrations50:35 – Tarkowski’s journey from non-league to Premier League54:05 – Inside Burnley’s dressing room culture57:25 – Sean Dyche’s mind games and Burnley mentality1:03:10 – Life after football & finding new passionsFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids are joined by free agent and Crystal Palace legend Joel Ward. From lifting the FA Cup to living in a Bible college, Joel dives deep into the highs, lows, and surprises of his footballing journey.The lads chat about Ward’s free agent life, what it’s really like being on the sidelines after a long stint at a club, and how he's mentoring the next generation at Palace. They also get stuck into proper dressing room stories, the real power of player faith groups, and one of the most intense atmospheres in football — Fratton Park on a European night.Oh, and things take a serious left turn into 18-hour brisket smoking sessions and barbecuing like a pro. Is Joel Ward the best footballing pitmaster in the country? You'll have to listen to find out. Chumbawamba 00:00:00 – Episode opens: remote setup and Ibiza hangover chat00:02:14 – Sids explains how bad weather justified a heavier night out00:03:08 – McDonald's recovery mode: international break confessions00:04:34 – “Three nights in a row is heavy at this age” – big night consequences00:06:10 – Fantasy football standings update: Sid storming into the lead00:07:09 – Cheating Chris out of points?00:10:17 – Ange & Forest: “It’s not going to end well”00:12:54 – Arsenal's mental hurdle: “They have to win a league title NOW”00:19:11 – Crouch’s bet builder: Mo Salah to score first00:25:11 – Steve Bruce story: “His dad asked, ‘How do you stand in that box?’”00:30:53 – Joel Ward joins the pod00:31:15 – Life as a free agent and staying fit at Palace00:33:13 – Winning the FA Cup: “You couldn’t write it”00:34:46 – “I knew we were going to win” – the surreal moment before victory00:35:48 – What it meant for lifelong Palace fans00:36:03 – How the team mentally prepared for a once-in-a-lifetime shot00:38:17 – Why the Palace system works, even without stars00:40:01 – Ward on changing roles and mentoring at Palace00:42:34 – Coaching, faith, and media aspirations00:43:24 – Growing up in a Bible college with 30+ residents00:45:42 – Faith in football: pre-game prayers and support groups00:49:04 – WhatsApp groups with Eze, Trent, and other believers00:52:00 – Coming through the ranks at Portsmouth01:00:00 – Facing AC Milan: “I saw Maldini in the tunnel”01:04:09 – The great football BBQ debate beginsFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Subscribe to ‘And The Award Goes To…’ In this bonus episode - Pete’s been on another pod! Pete swung by the brand new podcast - ‘And The Award Goes To…’ - the podcast that’s also an awards show, as he handed out five awards, across five categories, that Joel made up just for him.Listen in as Pete picks his winners for awards such as Best First Sip of a Pint, Best Goal Celebration of All Time, and The GOAT Indian Order.Follow ‘And The Award Goes To…’On Spotify: https://tinyurl.com/spotify-and-the-award-...On Apple Podcasts: https://tinyurl.com/and-the-award-goes-toOn Amazon: https://tinyurl.com/amazon-and-the-award-g...On TikTok: https://tinyurl.com/tiktok-and-the-award-g...On Instagram: https://tinyurl.com/Insta-And-The-Award-Go...On YouTube: https://tinyurl.com/YouTube-And-The-Award-...Brand new episodes of ‘And The Award Goes To’ drop every Friday.Brought to you by Argos and Acast Creative.The views and opinions expressed in this podcast are solely those of the host(s) and do not necessarily reflect the view or position of Argos or any of its group companies. Descriptions of the products mentioned in this podcast are accurate as at the time of recording. Check your local store or argos.co.uk for product availability, which may vary. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids welcome Kasabian frontman Sergio Pizzorno, the creative force behind one of Britain’s most iconic rock bands. The lads dive deep into Sergio’s world — from his legendary songwriting process in “The Sergery,” to the chaos and glory of performing Fire in front of tens of thousands.Serge opens up about Kasabian’s new music, what drives him as a frontman, and his unique parallels between music and football. They also relive Leicester City’s miraculous Premier League triumph, wild gigs at CrouchFest, and why Sean Dyche might owe him for Crouch’s transfer to Burnley.Expect stories of flares, service station meetups, and rock ‘n’ roll philosophy — all with that unmistakable Crouch Pod banter. Chumbawamba 00:00 – Intro banter & Sid’s hair chat02:00 – Pete teases the arrival of Sergio Pizzorno03:00 – Crouch’s “Home Olympics” with Serge06:00 – The lads’ league and “horny draws”17:00 – Sergio Pizzorno joins the pod18:00 – Memories of listening to Kasabian’s album on a yacht in France20:00 – Chaos at CrouchFest & performing Fire live21:00 – Writing “Hippie Sunshine” and the Elton John-inspired breakdown23:00 – How Kasabian blend rock and rave into one sound25:00 – The art of reading a crowd & touring America27:00 – Life on tour, staying sober, and “living life backwards”30:00 – How Fire became the soundtrack to football33:00 – Glastonbury, flares, and Kasabian’s stadium moments36:00 – Sean Dyche, service stations, and transfer stories41:00 – Leicester City’s miracle season memories45:00 – Jamie Vardy stories & the Champions League trophy moment50:00 – Football trivia battles & the “3-day question” saga53:00 – Sergio on the new album and what’s nextFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids sit down with Sir Gary Oldman – one of Britain’s greatest actors, an Oscar and BAFTA winner, and the man behind unforgettable roles in Dracula, Harry Potter, The Darkest Hour, and Slow Horses.A lifelong Manchester United fan, Oldman opens up about his first experiences watching football in the 1960s, his friendship with Sir Alex Ferguson, and why he misses the old-school loyalty of players who stayed at clubs for decades.He also dives deep into the craft of acting – from the grueling physical toll of roles like Churchill, to getting nicotine poisoning while filming, to his pride in movies like JFK. Along the way, Gary shares stories about recent knighthood, Oscar night nerves, fart gags on Slow Horses, and his admiration for George Best.This one’s a proper crossover of football and film.00:00:00 – Intro: Pete, Chris & Sids kick things off00:01:12 – Sitting with Turkish fans & reminiscing at Anfield00:03:29 – Debate over Ryder Cup crowds & respect in golf00:05:03 – Golfers celebrating like Sunday league lads with beers00:08:32 – Football tactics going “full circle”: long throws & direct play00:10:23 – Newcastle heartbreak & Premier League predictions league00:12:04 – Sunderland shoutout00:13:09 – Gareth Southgate rumours & whether he’d suit Man United00:18:11 – Big preview: Chelsea vs Liverpool00:22:13 – Bournemouth vs Fulham preview & stadium expansion chat00:32:24 – Score predictions: United vs Sunderland00:32:45 – Introduction of special guest: Sir Gary Oldman00:33:43 – The infamous farting scene in Slow Horses explained00:39:01 – Oldman on The Firm & 1980s hooliganism00:40:51 – Where Gary was when he found out about his knighthood00:42:17 – Gary’s most proud film role00:43:17 – Playing Churchill & winning the Oscar00:53:02 – Gary’s football roots & becoming a Man United fan00:55:22 – Nostalgia: Best, Charlton, Giggs, and loyalty in football00:59:29 – The loss of “first eleven” continuity01:02:01 – Sir Alex nearly cameoing in Slow Horses01:03:30 – Critiquing Rooney & Giggs’ acting in adverts01:05:01 – Which Oldman character could rescue Man United’s dressing room01:07:46 – What’s next for Gary: more Slow Horses Chumbawamba Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Peter Crouch, Chris Stark, and Steve Sidwell dive into the ins and outs of loan moves: the good, the bad, and the brutally honest. Drawing from personal experience, Sids opens up about being sent out on loan early in his career and how it shaped his future, while Crouchy shares the highs and harsh realities of being loaned to clubs to fight for game time. The lads also get into the unique pressure young players face, the role of managers during these periods, and how loan spells can make, or break, careers.The lads dissect a big weekend of Premier League action, including Arsenal vs Man City and Liverpool vs Everton, while unpacking the bizarre booking of Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall for taking a quick free kick and why sprinting around the back of the goal is a tactical masterpiece.Fourth official respect, a genius Sunday League campaign featuring Sids himself, surprise matchday moments next to Joe Gomez, and a deeper dive into the wild plan to make Refs famous.It's soup season. It's prediction season.#FootballLoans #PremierLeague #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast #Podcast #PeterCrouch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s bonus episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids dive into a big batch of brilliant listener messages — from unfortunate road names and tall-teen fashion dilemmas, to the mystery behind why players get booked for taking their shirts off.Alongside the laughs, the lads give their predictions and analysis on a huge weekend of Premier League fixtures, including Arsenal vs Man City, Liverpool vs Everton, and United vs Chelsea. Expect bold calls, heated debates, and some outrageous analogies…Elsewhere, Sids reveals his chaotic Lime bike journey, gasps at a surprise message from NBA legend Steve Nash, and why Fulham handed him “the keys to the cottage.” There’s even soap star walk-ons and comparisons to Messi and Ronaldo, plus a cheeky free-agent chat which we’ve decided will be best left to a full episode with a current free-agent… stay tuned for that one. Chumbawamba 00:00 – Crouchy’s Lime bike chaos on the way to City Airport00:02:15 – Surprise shout-out from Steve Nash and Fulham Forever Fulham day00:04:13 – Fulham vs Leeds horror show & Portsmouth-Southampton derby memories00:05:37 – Chris at Doncaster races and Crouchy’s BBQ weekend00:06:14 – Guest-free episode twist: talking free agents00:12:18 – Tottenham’s MLS free agent training story00:13:32 – The awkward reality of running contracts down00:15:44 – Leaving Reading for Chelsea & Fulham negotiations00:18:35 – The “romantic” idea of finishing your career at a smaller club00:20:33 – Mental battles of training alone while waiting for a call00:24:53 – Prediction league update & hilarious “tight as a raccoon’s nutsack” moment00:29:14 – Crouchy on Ted Lasso cameos & behind-the-scenes chaos00:34:47 – “Mike Bassett” meltdown comparisons in football management00:41:22 – Salah shirt-off celebration predictions00:49:16 – The debate on shirt-off bookings being about sponsors vs footballFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids welcome Owen Hargreaves — former England international, Champions League winner with both Bayern Munich and Manchester United, and one of the few players to represent England after developing abroad.Known for his versatility and tireless midfield work, Owen opens up about growing up in Canada, life at Bayern, sharing a dressing room with Cristiano Ronaldo, Beckham, Scholes, and Gerrard, and the brutal realities of top-flight football. The lads dig into forgotten legacies, dressing room cliques, and Champions League glory, while Owen reflects on injuries, criticism, and what it takes to compete with the very best.Expect candid stories from training bust-ups to iconic finals, plus the usual mix of laughs, tangents, and behind-the-scenes honesty only this pod delivers. Chumbawamba 00:00:00 – Opening banter: mascot forfeit, selfies, crossbar challenge at Farnham Town00:06:02 – Sidwell’s Indian restaurant photo wall spotted by fans00:11:28 – Predictions league table update (Crouch, Chris, Sids)00:13:35 – Crouch recalls being ruthlessly told he was leaving Tottenham00:17:12 – Owen’s teenage Golden Boot feats remembered00:19:19 – Sponsored segment: City vs United derby odds and predictions00:25:00 – Arsenal vs Forest preview and predictions00:27:04 – Everton vs Villa preview and predictions00:31:21 – Hargreaves enters – first meetings with Crouchy, Milk Cup memory00:38:04 – First trial in Germany, arriving at Bayern aged 1500:46:03 – Brutal Bayern training: bust-ups, tear-ups, winners only00:47:14 – Manager Ottmar Hitzfeld’s advice: “They must hate you to respect you”00:48:12 – Effenberg’s respect moment: “You’ll be my successor”00:55:22 – Playing with Beckham, Scholes, Gerrard, Lampard – the impossible midfield balance01:05:25 – Facing Zidane, Ronaldinho, and Brazil’s 2002 side01:10:32 – 2001 Champions League Final at 20 years old01:13:23 – Celebrations after winning Champions League (or lack of)01:18:28 – Beating Chelsea and Barcelona with Manchester United01:22:07 – Playing with Ronaldo: training habits and obsessive mindset01:25:42 – United dressing room: Rooney, Scholes, Giggs, Tevez01:30:15 – Ronaldo’s Ballon d’Or hunger – “he was obsessed with being the best”01:33:02 – Why Ronaldo left United for Madrid01:35:11 – Quickfire round: favourite stadiums, toughest opponents, best playersFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris and Sid welcome former Arsenal goalkeeper Graham Stack, who enjoyed a wild career with clubs including Reading, Wolves, Hibs, Barnet, and Kerala Blasters. Known as much for his no-nonsense style as his shot-stopping, Stack lifts the lid on some of football’s most infamous behind-the-scenes moments, including what really happened in the dressing room during Arsenal’s 03/04 season.Stack reflects on the chaos and camaraderie of his playing days, including infamous training ground bust-ups, dressing-room scraps, and wild fan encounters abroad. He also reveals his latest venture—organising a one-of-a-kind boxing night where ex-footballers swap the pitch for the ring, raising funds for charities close to his heart such as the Willow Foundation. Expect Stack’s infamously outrageous stories, brutal honesty, and the kind of behind-the-scenes insight only a journeyman goalkeeper with tales from Arsenal’s Invincibles to non-league can deliver. Chumbawamba 00:00:00 – Opening banter: moths, holidays & random chaos00:09:52 – Alan Shearer vs. Crouchy on the golf course00:16:40 – The lads debate VAR decisions & refereeing standards00:24:18 – How player fines spiral out of control00:29:14 – Graham Stack joins the show00:30:00 – Stack explains his footballers’ boxing night idea00:34:55 – The charity causes behind the boxing event00:41:42 – Arsenal days: Invincibles training scraps & bust-ups00:46:08 – Thierry Henry vs. Lauren fight story00:49:15 – The “dark side” of Dennis Bergkamp00:50:32 – Crouchy’s worst fight ever told00:51:36 – Comparing modern goalkeepers to his era00:53:21 – Stack’s career journeys: from Arsenal to Barnet & beyond01:00:42 – Kerala Blasters: the madness of Indian football crowds01:09:55 – Lower-league realities: brutal scraps & survival mode01:17:38 – Crouchy recalls his nastiest on-pitch fight01:24:12 – Final reflections & push for Stack’s charity boxing nightTo book your table or sponsor a boxer, visit the Pro Project Promotions website today: https://www.proprojectpromotions.com/Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids are all recording remotely – and it shows. With Chris juggling kids, a house move, and a wife in A&E after a freak avocado incident, the lads start with sincere apologies to our listeners. (Chris’ audio improves after the 6 minute mark!)From there, it’s classic chaos: Crouch’s dodgy pink headphones, festival stories, and the announcement of Pete’s a ridiculous forfeit…The football chat gets lively with breakdowns of Liverpool’s comeback against Newcastle, predictions for Arsenal vs Liverpool, and reflections on stadium atmospheres – from dodgy sound systems to legendary announcers. The lads also go deep on traditions, Bovril vs modern food trends, and the unspoken bonds between fans who see each other every week but never exchange names.Expect tangents on circular beds, waterbeds, half-time Coldplay gigs, and even hypothetical transfer “sliding doors” moments like Shearer at United or Gerrard at Chelsea.It’s loose, funny, chaotic – and feels like being back in the pub with your mates.Chumbawamba 00:00 – Lads open remotely, Chris apologises for chaos.00:01:36 – Chris reveals wife’s avocado accident and A&E trip.00:04:05 – Pete talks about hosting Alex James’ Big Feastival.00:07:16 – Forfeit revealed: mascot appearance at Farnham Town.00:12:07 – Liverpool’s dramatic late comeback against Newcastle.00:14:05 – Chat on Max Dalman’s debut and rising star potential.00:15:34 – Paddy Power predictions: Liverpool vs Arsenal debate.00:24:19 – Big shout: Burnley upset incoming?00:29:16 – Stadium acoustics and dodgy sound systems.00:34:14 – Fallen giants: Crouchy on quiet stadiums like Reading.00:36:10 – Pre-match hype: Chelsea’s “blue carpet” and DJ.00:39:15 – Worst away days: QPR’s cramped stands and pillars.00:45:10 – The underrated job of stadium announcers.00:55:12 – Mad idea: watching football from a stadium swimming pool.00:59:01 – Campaign to bring Bovril back for kids.01:03:27 – Fans who see each other weekly but never ask names.01:12:16 – Sliding doors: Shearer at United, Gerrard at Chelsea.01:16:25 – Chris’ new bed arrives mid-recording.01:22:03 – Throwback to chaotic, boozy Covid-era pods.Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s bonus episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive headfirst into the chaos and comedy of pre-season. From Oasis gigs in Dublin to dodgy roly-polys after a last-minute winner, the lads unpack the highs and lows of football’s return.Pete relives opening-day nightmares, bizarre pre-match routines, and superstitions about kits and boots, while Chris and Sids share the fan’s perspective on renewing season tickets, spotting familiar characters in the stands, and suffering the agony of “that one voice” in the crowd that cuts through everything.We also hear about disastrous goal celebrations, iconic supporters who deserve cult hero status, and whether football has gone too far with grip socks and fashionable penalties.It’s all pre-season nostalgia, outrageous stories, and plenty of laughs as the boys gear up for another season.Chumbawamba 00:00 – Pete’s return and Oasis in Dublin story00:06:17 – First impressions of Villa vs Newcastle opening-day clash00:07:42 – Brighton v Fulham result and Pete’s league bragging rights00:12:07 – Sunderland and Leeds back in the Premier League spotlight00:14:02 – Being alone vs family life balance00:17:12 – Hilarious story of sneaking over the gate00:21:42 – The speculation around players clapping fans and transfer rumours00:25:35 – Pete on West Ham’s struggles and survival battles00:29:23 – Big weekend preview: Man City vs Spurs00:42:29 – Pre-season discussion officially begins00:47:06 – Pete’s nightmare opening day at Stoke City00:49:03 – Getting battered at Stamford Bridge by Deco’s Chelsea00:52:11 – The fan who haunted Pete every week at Spurs00:55:15 – Season ticket traditions and football friendships01:03:22 – Stories of players injured during wild goal celebrations01:08:58 – Pete’s infamous failed roly-poly celebration unearthed01:18:05 – Rant on grip socks, referees, and fashionable penaltiesFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back for this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast! We return from our summer break with a very special episode featuring reigning PDC World Champion Luke "The Nuke" Littler. At just 18 years old, Luke has taken the darts world by storm, rising from pub leagues to global stardom in record time.Pete, Chris, and Sids dive into Luke’s rapid journey, from his first throws as a kid to competing — and winning — on the biggest stages.Luke talks candidly about dealing with sudden fame, staying grounded with his mates, meeting sporting heroes like Sir Alex Ferguson and Wayne Rooney, and the surreal moment he took the World Championship trophy to Old Trafford.Plus, we hear about his love for KP nuts, his driving theory test nerves, and the mindset tricks that keep him calm at the oche. Expect big laughs, surprising confessions, and a few dartboard challenges thrown in for good measure.We also catch up on the latest transfers, our first week of predictions, and issue a brief reminder to Pete that he has an outstanding IOU on a forfeit…Oh it’s good to be back.Chumbawamba 00:00:00 – Back from summer break; lads catch up and talk about the new podcast format.00:04:16 – Sad news: Samira restaurant closes, with funny and nostalgic stories from visits.00:09:29 – Transfer gossip kicks off – Sunderland’s announcement video, player knowledge, and awkward intros.00:12:05 – Jack Grealish to Everton rumours and how the system could suit him.00:14:33 – Crystal Palace discussion: key players, Conference League drama, and unfair rulings.00:17:12 – Will Hughes shout-out and Conference League chances.00:18:06 – Predictions segment starts with Arsenal v Man United and Tucker’s 19 involvement.00:23:01 – Debate over managers coaching from opposite touchlines.00:26:21 – Tucker’s 19 predictions revealed for upcoming fixtures.00:28:05 – Villa v Newcastle preview and more predictions.00:34:21 – Brighton v Fulham predictions before Luke Littler joins.00:35:54 – Luke Littler arrives – warm welcome and first dart throws with the lads.00:37:26 – Luke on going from pub darts to global fame and dealing with attention.00:41:24 – How Luke copes with media, stays grounded, and avoids showing frustration.00:43:00 – Meeting sporting heroes – Rooney, Ferguson, and surreal fan moments.00:46:05 – Luke’s early days in darts, playing pub leagues from the age of 9.00:50:16 – Talking favourite legs, nine-darters, and the mental edge in competition.00:56:09 – Life on tour: food, travel, and the realities of the darts circuit.Check out Grass Gains: https://www.grassgains.co.uk/?srsltid=AfmBOopGnZTHnwjsjSubs2LKImqj5Zzrm2Dq5wUwqUQDbIZdF54tNgT2Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads are joined by former Arsenal and Nottingham Forest midfielder Henri Lansbury—a man known for his composed playmaking style, his Premier League journey, and now, his unexpected new life as a lawn-care entrepreneur.Henri gets candid about a life-changing diagnosis—testicular cancer—and opens up on how he discovered it, why he kept it quiet during his career, and how football dressing room culture shaped his response. In a powerful, funny, and refreshingly honest chat, Henri explains the moment he realised something was wrong, the speed of his surgery, and how football banter helped him process it all.The lads also dive into Henri’s career journey through Arsenal’s elite youth system, wild loan spells at Scunthorpe and Norwich, and his glory years at Forest. There’s even time to talk about robot lawn mowers, silent discos, and how Henri went from footballer to founder of Grass Gains, the fertiliser brand making waves in Premier League stadiums and home gardens alike.Stick around to hear some top-class football nostalgia, locker room laughs, and the kind of heartfelt real talk that this podcast delivers best.Chumbawamba 00:00 – Intro02:30 – Crouchfest at Glastonbury?06:00 – Henri Lansbury’s Arsenal roots and elite youth training13:00 – Loan life at Scunthorpe: “Where the f*** is Scunthorpe?”20:30 – Training on a farmer’s field with rats24:10 – Life-changing moment: discovering the lump25:40 – Immediate surgery and hiding the truth from his club26:50 – The football banter that helped him heal28:30 – Why he didn’t tell anyone and why he’s speaking now34:20 – Lansbury’s best football years: Forest and Villa38:00 – The unexpected rise of Grass Gains fertiliser41:30 – Supplying professional stadiums (secretly)45:00 – Billy Davies’ paranoia and man management47:20 – Jack Grealish at Villa vs now: “He just took the piss!”Check out Grass Gains: https://www.grassgains.co.uk/?srsltid=AfmBOopGnZTHnwjsjSubs2LKImqj5Zzrm2Dq5wUwqUQDbIZdF54tNgT2Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris Stark, and Steve Sidwell reunite to discuss the state of modern football—and it’s safe to say, the game has well and truly gone. From nostalgic takes on goal celebrations to fuming over financial fair play, the lads aren’t holding back.Chris discusses his injury from a rogue five-year-old’s high five, Steve shares his story about proposing again on his 20th wedding anniversary, and Crouchy flexes his new golf trophy win, sparking a movement to secure him VIP parking across the UK.But it’s the main debate that steals the show—“has football officially lost the plot?” The team deep dive into everything that grinds their gears about the modern game: players filming with phones on the pitch, soulless shirt sponsors, managers refusing to adapt tactics, and the death of spontaneity in football moments thanks to VAR. Plus, we use AI to generate Sids a FAKE girlfriend in the Chumbawumbar… trust us, this one's a belter.Chumbawamba 00:00 – Reunion and travel debreif01:04 – Steve’s second wedding proposal08:22 – Chris’s bizarre injury from a child09:00 – Crouchy wins a golf tournament (and calls for VIP parking)12:51 – Episode theme: “The Game’s Gone”14:02 – Has VAR killed the magic of football?16:57 – Rant about players filming with phones on the pitch22:14 – Fake AI girlfriend?!25:26 – Financial Fair Play and club punishments28:09 – Selling homegrown players to game the system33:11 – Why do all managers now play the same tactics?39:06 – Crouchy wants the return of the magic sponge45:03 – Throw-ins vs. kick-ins: the lads reimagine the gameFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete and Chris welcome Welsh legend Hal Robson-Kanu on the pod!From youth football rejection to that unforgettable Cruyff turn goal at Euro 2016, Hal opens up about his rollercoaster of a career—one that includes two ACL ruptures, founding a multi-million pound wellness brand, and becoming Wales’ unlikely hero on the global stage.The lads dig deep into Hal’s journey, how his homemade turmeric shots went from his dad’s blender to supermarket shelves, and why inflammation might be the root of most modern-day health issues.There’s talk of brutal Premier League realities, the dressing room dynamics no one sees, and how football still fails players when it comes to mental health.Plus, what it’s really like being a boot boy for the one and only Steve Sidwell, why David Ginola was tight at Christmas, and the story behind how a promised £50-a-goal bonus proved surprisingly lucrative for a young Robson-Kanu.It's a brutally honest, hilarious, and inspiring insight into a career that's anything but ordinary.Chumbawamba 00:00 – Introduction02:39 – Hal explains the brutal knee injuries that nearly ended his career05:31 – How a homemade turmeric blend made Hal pain-free in 6 weeks10:22 – Discovering other turmeric drinks were “glorified apple juice”13:05 – The transition from footballer to founder of The Turmeric Co18:14 – Arsenal rejection: Hal’s emotional first career setback21:08 – Why boot boys mattered and how that’s now lost in modern football25:17 – Going head-to-head with Coca-Cola: Hal’s startup battles the giants27:19 – “The Wales of wellness” – Euro 2016 and the underdog mentality35:08 – The legacy of Gary Speed and changing Welsh football forever38:36 – Breaking down that Euro 2016 goal vs Belgium—step by step44:18 – The hidden sacrifices of being a professional footballer47:02 – Depression in football: “There’s more than in any other industry”55:00 – What’’s Gareth Bale really like?Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA Check out The Tumeric Co: https://theturmeric.co/?tw_source=google&tw_adid=708157495343&tw_campaign=7849628782&tw_kwdid=kwd-419768594878&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=7849628782&gbraid=0AAAAACp5U-P796xb6MtfvlpW_ovT2_zCW&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI3_eS6N6RjgMVCYxQBh16bjEGEAAYASAAEgJtFPD_BwEFor more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads are joined by none other than Martin Tyler – the legendary commentator affectionately known across the world as the voice of football.With a career spanning over five decades, Martin reflects on iconic moments behind the mic – from “Collymore closing in!” to Aguero’s title-winning goal. He shares the unseen prep behind a commentator’s job, how he once nearly turned down the TV gig entirely, and the surreal reality of being more recognised for his voice than his face.Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dig into Tyler’s personal story: from his grassroots beginnings, non-league coaching adventures, close friendships with legendary managers, and why even now, aged 78, he’s still chasing energy and the joy of football.It’s a nostalgic, surprisingly emotional, and often hilarious look at the man behind some of football’s most spine-tingling moments.Chumbawamba 00:00 – Intro01:30 – Martin Tyler reflects on first meeting Crouch during Youth Cup04:00 – Ron Atkinson’s phone call about teenage Crouchy06:30 – Tyler’s first football memory: Woking in 195308:30 – Nearly turning down a career in television10:40 – “Collymore closing in!” and Aguero’s title winner17:00 – Why Tyler still does all his own research25:00 – On staying neutral and reacting to big moments33:00 – Sir Alex Ferguson calls him at home after Sunderland match41:00 – Working with Thomas Frank & the beauty of access45:00 – Tyler’s favourite football day: Woking at Wembley and Blackburn’s title51:00 – Still chasing the energy: Tyler on love, ageing, and staying relevantFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids are joined by Nigerian football icon John Obi Mikel—AFCON & Champions League winner, Olympic medalist, and a legend of Chelsea’s golden era.Mikel opens up about everything: from the infamous tackle Crouchy dished out on him, to going toe-to-toe with Roy Keane in Manchester, Mourinho’s ruthless tactics, and why he turned down Manchester United after signing with them.The lads dive into Mikel’s explosive transfer saga—complete with missing persons reports and undercover meetings with Roman Abramovich—his unfiltered take on the corruption in African football, and the moment he personally funded a flight for Nigeria’s Olympic squad to keep their dreams alive.You’ll hear stories about Didier Drogba, Frank Lampard, Mo Salah, Kevin De Bruyne, and why Mourinho made Salah cry. This one’s full of heavyweight moments from one of the coolest heads ever to grace a football pitch.Chumbawamba 00:00 – Introduction03:00 – Power of podcasting and reconnecting with football friends00:04:00 – Peter Crouch apologises for the worst tackle he’s ever made00:08:00 – Mikel reflects on the brutal Chelsea vs Liverpool battles00:12:00 – Training ground fights at Chelsea and Kalou vs Ballack bust-up00:16:00 – Mourinho's demand: “Defend your teammates—or else”00:18:00 – Mourinho breaks Mo Salah: “He started crying in the dressing room”00:20:00 – “Mourinho sent me to train with the reserves”00:26:00 – Mikel’s kidnap story and smuggling out of Norway00:33:00 – Roman Abramovich’s undercover meeting with Mikel00:35:00 – Winning AFCON for Nigeria and the pressure from the entire country00:43:00 – “I paid for our Olympic team’s flight myself”00:46:00 – Mikel’s Champions League final: “I bossed that midfield”Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads are let loose on a (questionable) pub quiz, taking on the ultimate test of football knowledge—and things go completely off-script.With producer Jamie stepping in as quizmaster, Pete, Chris, and Sids are thrown into a whirlwind of Premier League trivia, bizarre football stats, and the kind of curveball questions that make you question everything you thought you knew about the beautiful game.But in true pod fashion, it’s far from plain sailing. There's chaos over pancake maths, debates about walking stats, a very public golfing humiliation, and an absolutely mental story involving a premier league legend gifting Chris Stark’s mum some cheese (yes, really).There are shoutouts to podcast icon Tucker’s 19, beefs with rival podcasts, and even a passionate debate on gas vs. charcoal.Play along, keep score, and let us know in the comments how you did. But be warned—some of these questions will do you in.Chumbawamba 02:25 – the golf swing fail seen ‘round the internet.07:03 – The surprise quiz episode.00:08:11 – Are quizzes… erotic?00:09:43 – Quiz begins: Who kept a clean sheet against Liverpool?00:14:13 – 3 clean sheets leaves the lads stumped00:20:03 – “Tucker’s 19” becomes an elite in-joke.00:23:07 – Revealing the Premier League’s top walker…00:26:05 – Who is the slowest player in the league?00:30:02 – Can you trigger a speed camera on foot?00:42:24 – The UK eats HOW many pancakes in one day?!00:46:11 – Chris reveals who used to send his mum cheese.00:52:49 – Listener idea: Golden Goal with a twist – remove a player every 3 minutes!Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

AD | In this very special Father’s Day bonus episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, made possible by Courvoisier, Peter Crouch is joined solo by his mentor, former boss, and true father figure in football - the legendary football manager Harry Redknapp. From Spurs, Portsmouth, and Southampton, Harry managed Crouchy across three decades of his career.The two dive deep into the moments that defined their journeys together: transfers that almost didn’t happen, career-saving confidence boosts, Premier League relegation battles, Champions League highs, and Redknapp's unique man-management style that helped turn raw talent into England internationals.They share stories of Defoe, Modrić, Bale, Di Canio, and the changing face of football management, from player recruitment to youth development.It’s a laugh-filled, honest, and nostalgic look at the beautiful game, and a heartfelt tribute to the managers and father figures who shape careers—and lives, thanks to Courvoisier! Please drink responsibly.Chumbawamba 00:00 – Introducing the Courvoisier Father’s Day Special02:00 – Golf with Tony Pulis03:07 – Crouch = Basketball Player?04:23 – Premier League Struggles08:14 – England Calling12:04 – Champions League Qualification14:10 – Sent Off in Madrid20:26 – Modern Football Rant25:05 – Academy Disconnect27:41 – Signing Di Canio28:20 – The Bournemouth Revolution32:30 – Signing offCelebrate the father figures in your life – A thoughtfully curated gift box designed to show appreciation for all the role models who make a difference. Buy here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0F486RG34?&ref=smrp_uk_cl_370_Campari_ig_B0F486RG34_Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For Courvoisier:Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/courvoisier/?hl=enFor more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.