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Graham Stack Tells His INSANE Stories, Footballer Boxing & Behind the Scenes Invincibles Bust-Ups!

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris and Sid welcome former Arsenal goalkeeper Graham Stack, who enjoyed a wild career with clubs including Reading, Wolves, Hibs, Barnet, and Kerala Blasters. Known as much for his no-nonsense style as his shot-stopping, Stack lifts the lid on some of football’s most infamous behind-the-scenes moments, including what really happened in the dressing room during Arsenal’s 03/04 season.Stack reflects on the chaos and camaraderie of his playing days, including infamous training ground bust-ups, dressing-room scraps, and wild fan encounters abroad. He also reveals his latest venture—organising a one-of-a-kind boxing night where ex-footballers swap the pitch for the ring, raising funds for charities close to his heart such as the Willow Foundation. Expect Stack’s infamously outrageous stories, brutal honesty, and the kind of behind-the-scenes insight only a journeyman goalkeeper with tales from Arsenal’s Invincibles to non-league can deliver. Chumbawamba 00:00:00 – Opening banter: moths, holidays & random chaos00:09:52 – Alan Shearer vs. Crouchy on the golf course00:16:40 – The lads debate VAR decisions & refereeing standards00:24:18 – How player fines spiral out of control00:29:14 – Graham Stack joins the show00:30:00 – Stack explains his footballers’ boxing night idea00:34:55 – The charity causes behind the boxing event00:41:42 – Arsenal days: Invincibles training scraps & bust-ups00:46:08 – Thierry Henry vs. Lauren fight story00:49:15 – The “dark side” of Dennis Bergkamp00:50:32 – Crouchy’s worst fight ever told00:51:36 – Comparing modern goalkeepers to his era00:53:21 – Stack’s career journeys: from Arsenal to Barnet & beyond01:00:42 – Kerala Blasters: the madness of Indian football crowds01:09:55 – Lower-league realities: brutal scraps & survival mode01:17:38 – Crouchy recalls his nastiest on-pitch fight01:24:12 – Final reflections & push for Stack’s charity boxing nightTo book your table or sponsor a boxer, visit the Pro Project Promotions website today: https://www.proprojectpromotions.com/Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

09-03
01:29:35

The WORST Away Ends in Football & Crouch’s Forfeit REVEALED!

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids are all recording remotely – and it shows. With Chris juggling kids, a house move, and a wife in A&E after a freak avocado incident, the lads start with sincere apologies to our listeners. (Chris’ audio improves after the 6 minute mark!)From there, it’s classic chaos: Crouch’s dodgy pink headphones, festival stories, and the announcement of Pete’s a ridiculous forfeit…The football chat gets lively with breakdowns of Liverpool’s comeback against Newcastle, predictions for Arsenal vs Liverpool, and reflections on stadium atmospheres – from dodgy sound systems to legendary announcers. The lads also go deep on traditions, Bovril vs modern food trends, and the unspoken bonds between fans who see each other every week but never exchange names.Expect tangents on circular beds, waterbeds, half-time Coldplay gigs, and even hypothetical transfer “sliding doors” moments like Shearer at United or Gerrard at Chelsea.It’s loose, funny, chaotic – and feels like being back in the pub with your mates.Chumbawamba 00:00 – Lads open remotely, Chris apologises for chaos.00:01:36 – Chris reveals wife’s avocado accident and A&E trip.00:04:05 – Pete talks about hosting Alex James’ Big Feastival.00:07:16 – Forfeit revealed: mascot appearance at Farnham Town.00:12:07 – Liverpool’s dramatic late comeback against Newcastle.00:14:05 – Chat on Max Dalman’s debut and rising star potential.00:15:34 – Paddy Power predictions: Liverpool vs Arsenal debate.00:24:19 – Big shout: Burnley upset incoming?00:29:16 – Stadium acoustics and dodgy sound systems.00:34:14 – Fallen giants: Crouchy on quiet stadiums like Reading.00:36:10 – Pre-match hype: Chelsea’s “blue carpet” and DJ.00:39:15 – Worst away days: QPR’s cramped stands and pillars.00:45:10 – The underrated job of stadium announcers.00:55:12 – Mad idea: watching football from a stadium swimming pool.00:59:01 – Campaign to bring Bovril back for kids.01:03:27 – Fans who see each other weekly but never ask names.01:12:16 – Sliding doors: Shearer at United, Gerrard at Chelsea.01:16:25 – Chris’ new bed arrives mid-recording.01:22:03 – Throwback to chaotic, boozy Covid-era pods.Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

08-27
01:29:44

How Opening Day Defeats can RUIN a Whole Season...

On this week’s bonus episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive headfirst into the chaos and comedy of pre-season. From Oasis gigs in Dublin to dodgy roly-polys after a last-minute winner, the lads unpack the highs and lows of football’s return.Pete relives opening-day nightmares, bizarre pre-match routines, and superstitions about kits and boots, while Chris and Sids share the fan’s perspective on renewing season tickets, spotting familiar characters in the stands, and suffering the agony of “that one voice” in the crowd that cuts through everything.We also hear about disastrous goal celebrations, iconic supporters who deserve cult hero status, and whether football has gone too far with grip socks and fashionable penalties.It’s all pre-season nostalgia, outrageous stories, and plenty of laughs as the boys gear up for another season.Chumbawamba 00:00 – Pete’s return and Oasis in Dublin story00:06:17 – First impressions of Villa vs Newcastle opening-day clash00:07:42 – Brighton v Fulham result and Pete’s league bragging rights00:12:07 – Sunderland and Leeds back in the Premier League spotlight00:14:02 – Being alone vs family life balance00:17:12 – Hilarious story of sneaking over the gate00:21:42 – The speculation around players clapping fans and transfer rumours00:25:35 – Pete on West Ham’s struggles and survival battles00:29:23 – Big weekend preview: Man City vs Spurs00:42:29 – Pre-season discussion officially begins00:47:06 – Pete’s nightmare opening day at Stoke City00:49:03 – Getting battered at Stamford Bridge by Deco’s Chelsea00:52:11 – The fan who haunted Pete every week at Spurs00:55:15 – Season ticket traditions and football friendships01:03:22 – Stories of players injured during wild goal celebrations01:08:58 – Pete’s infamous failed roly-poly celebration unearthed01:18:05 – Rant on grip socks, referees, and fashionable penaltiesFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

08-20
01:27:05

Luke Littler on Brush With Sir Alex, Fifa With Rooney & His Becoming WORLD CHAMPION at Just 18

Welcome back for this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast! We return from our summer break with a very special episode featuring reigning PDC World Champion Luke "The Nuke" Littler. At just 18 years old, Luke has taken the darts world by storm, rising from pub leagues to global stardom in record time.Pete, Chris, and Sids dive into Luke’s rapid journey, from his first throws as a kid to competing — and winning — on the biggest stages.Luke talks candidly about dealing with sudden fame, staying grounded with his mates, meeting sporting heroes like Sir Alex Ferguson and Wayne Rooney, and the surreal moment he took the World Championship trophy to Old Trafford.Plus, we hear about his love for KP nuts, his driving theory test nerves, and the mindset tricks that keep him calm at the oche. Expect big laughs, surprising confessions, and a few dartboard challenges thrown in for good measure.We also catch up on the latest transfers, our first week of predictions, and issue a brief reminder to Pete that he has an outstanding IOU on a forfeit…Oh it’s good to be back.Chumbawamba 00:00:00 – Back from summer break; lads catch up and talk about the new podcast format.00:04:16 – Sad news: Samira restaurant closes, with funny and nostalgic stories from visits.00:09:29 – Transfer gossip kicks off – Sunderland’s announcement video, player knowledge, and awkward intros.00:12:05 – Jack Grealish to Everton rumours and how the system could suit him.00:14:33 – Crystal Palace discussion: key players, Conference League drama, and unfair rulings.00:17:12 – Will Hughes shout-out and Conference League chances.00:18:06 – Predictions segment starts with Arsenal v Man United and Tucker’s 19 involvement.00:23:01 – Debate over managers coaching from opposite touchlines.00:26:21 – Tucker’s 19 predictions revealed for upcoming fixtures.00:28:05 – Villa v Newcastle preview and more predictions.00:34:21 – Brighton v Fulham predictions before Luke Littler joins.00:35:54 – Luke Littler arrives – warm welcome and first dart throws with the lads.00:37:26 – Luke on going from pub darts to global fame and dealing with attention.00:41:24 – How Luke copes with media, stays grounded, and avoids showing frustration.00:43:00 – Meeting sporting heroes – Rooney, Ferguson, and surreal fan moments.00:46:05 – Luke’s early days in darts, playing pub leagues from the age of 9.00:50:16 – Talking favourite legs, nine-darters, and the mental edge in competition.00:56:09 – Life on tour: food, travel, and the realities of the darts circuit.Check out Grass Gains: https://www.grassgains.co.uk/?srsltid=AfmBOopGnZTHnwjsjSubs2LKImqj5Zzrm2Dq5wUwqUQDbIZdF54tNgT2Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

08-13
01:05:26

Henri Lansbury: “I Knew I Had Cancer… But I Didn’t Want to Stop Playing”

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads are joined by former Arsenal and Nottingham Forest midfielder Henri Lansbury—a man known for his composed playmaking style, his Premier League journey, and now, his unexpected new life as a lawn-care entrepreneur.Henri gets candid about a life-changing diagnosis—testicular cancer—and opens up on how he discovered it, why he kept it quiet during his career, and how football dressing room culture shaped his response. In a powerful, funny, and refreshingly honest chat, Henri explains the moment he realised something was wrong, the speed of his surgery, and how football banter helped him process it all.The lads also dive into Henri’s career journey through Arsenal’s elite youth system, wild loan spells at Scunthorpe and Norwich, and his glory years at Forest. There’s even time to talk about robot lawn mowers, silent discos, and how Henri went from footballer to founder of Grass Gains, the fertiliser brand making waves in Premier League stadiums and home gardens alike.Stick around to hear some top-class football nostalgia, locker room laughs, and the kind of heartfelt real talk that this podcast delivers best.Chumbawamba 00:00 – Intro02:30 – Crouchfest at Glastonbury?06:00 – Henri Lansbury’s Arsenal roots and elite youth training13:00 – Loan life at Scunthorpe: “Where the f*** is Scunthorpe?”20:30 – Training on a farmer’s field with rats24:10 – Life-changing moment: discovering the lump25:40 – Immediate surgery and hiding the truth from his club26:50 – The football banter that helped him heal28:30 – Why he didn’t tell anyone and why he’s speaking now34:20 – Lansbury’s best football years: Forest and Villa38:00 – The unexpected rise of Grass Gains fertiliser41:30 – Supplying professional stadiums (secretly)45:00 – Billy Davies’ paranoia and man management47:20 – Jack Grealish at Villa vs now: “He just took the piss!”Check out Grass Gains: https://www.grassgains.co.uk/?srsltid=AfmBOopGnZTHnwjsjSubs2LKImqj5Zzrm2Dq5wUwqUQDbIZdF54tNgT2Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

07-16
01:02:41

“The Game Is GONE” - We Need To Talk About Modern Football

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris Stark, and Steve Sidwell reunite to discuss the state of modern football—and it’s safe to say, the game has well and truly gone. From nostalgic takes on goal celebrations to fuming over financial fair play, the lads aren’t holding back.Chris discusses his injury from a rogue five-year-old’s high five, Steve shares his story about proposing again on his 20th wedding anniversary, and Crouchy flexes his new golf trophy win, sparking a movement to secure him VIP parking across the UK.But it’s the main debate that steals the show—“has football officially lost the plot?” The team deep dive into everything that grinds their gears about the modern game: players filming with phones on the pitch, soulless shirt sponsors, managers refusing to adapt tactics, and the death of spontaneity in football moments thanks to VAR. Plus, we use AI to generate Sids a FAKE girlfriend in the Chumbawumbar… trust us, this one's a belter.Chumbawamba 00:00 – Reunion and travel debreif01:04 – Steve’s second wedding proposal08:22 – Chris’s bizarre injury from a child09:00 – Crouchy wins a golf tournament (and calls for VIP parking)12:51 – Episode theme: “The Game’s Gone”14:02 – Has VAR killed the magic of football?16:57 – Rant about players filming with phones on the pitch22:14 – Fake AI girlfriend?!25:26 – Financial Fair Play and club punishments28:09 – Selling homegrown players to game the system33:11 – Why do all managers now play the same tactics?39:06 – Crouchy wants the return of the magic sponge45:03 – Throw-ins vs. kick-ins: the lads reimagine the gameFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

07-09
01:06:26

Hal Robson-Kanu: Football Nearly Broke Me—Then This SECRET Formula Saved My Career

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete and Chris welcome Welsh legend Hal Robson-Kanu on the pod!From youth football rejection to that unforgettable Cruyff turn goal at Euro 2016, Hal opens up about his rollercoaster of a career—one that includes two ACL ruptures, founding a multi-million pound wellness brand, and becoming Wales’ unlikely hero on the global stage.The lads dig deep into Hal’s journey, how his homemade turmeric shots went from his dad’s blender to supermarket shelves, and why inflammation might be the root of most modern-day health issues.There’s talk of brutal Premier League realities, the dressing room dynamics no one sees, and how football still fails players when it comes to mental health.Plus, what it’s really like being a boot boy for the one and only Steve Sidwell, why David Ginola was tight at Christmas, and the story behind how a promised £50-a-goal bonus proved surprisingly lucrative for a young Robson-Kanu.It's a brutally honest, hilarious, and inspiring insight into a career that's anything but ordinary.Chumbawamba 00:00 – Introduction02:39 – Hal explains the brutal knee injuries that nearly ended his career05:31 – How a homemade turmeric blend made Hal pain-free in 6 weeks10:22 – Discovering other turmeric drinks were “glorified apple juice”13:05 – The transition from footballer to founder of The Turmeric Co18:14 – Arsenal rejection: Hal’s emotional first career setback21:08 – Why boot boys mattered and how that’s now lost in modern football25:17 – Going head-to-head with Coca-Cola: Hal’s startup battles the giants27:19 – “The Wales of wellness” – Euro 2016 and the underdog mentality35:08 – The legacy of Gary Speed and changing Welsh football forever38:36 – Breaking down that Euro 2016 goal vs Belgium—step by step44:18 – The hidden sacrifices of being a professional footballer47:02 – Depression in football: “There’s more than in any other industry”55:00 – What’’s Gareth Bale really like?Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA Check out The Tumeric Co: https://theturmeric.co/?tw_source=google&tw_adid=708157495343&tw_campaign=7849628782&tw_kwdid=kwd-419768594878&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=7849628782&gbraid=0AAAAACp5U-P796xb6MtfvlpW_ovT2_zCW&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI3_eS6N6RjgMVCYxQBh16bjEGEAAYASAAEgJtFPD_BwEFor more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

07-02
59:39

Martin Tyler: “This One Line Has Haunted Me for 30 Years” | Breaking down ICONIC moments and Regrets

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads are joined by none other than Martin Tyler – the legendary commentator affectionately known across the world as the voice of football.With a career spanning over five decades, Martin reflects on iconic moments behind the mic – from “Collymore closing in!” to Aguero’s title-winning goal. He shares the unseen prep behind a commentator’s job, how he once nearly turned down the TV gig entirely, and the surreal reality of being more recognised for his voice than his face.Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dig into Tyler’s personal story: from his grassroots beginnings, non-league coaching adventures, close friendships with legendary managers, and why even now, aged 78, he’s still chasing energy and the joy of football.It’s a nostalgic, surprisingly emotional, and often hilarious look at the man behind some of football’s most spine-tingling moments.Chumbawamba 00:00 – Intro01:30 – Martin Tyler reflects on first meeting Crouch during Youth Cup04:00 – Ron Atkinson’s phone call about teenage Crouchy06:30 – Tyler’s first football memory: Woking in 195308:30 – Nearly turning down a career in television10:40 – “Collymore closing in!” and Aguero’s title winner17:00 – Why Tyler still does all his own research25:00 – On staying neutral and reacting to big moments33:00 – Sir Alex Ferguson calls him at home after Sunderland match41:00 – Working with Thomas Frank & the beauty of access45:00 – Tyler’s favourite football day: Woking at Wembley and Blackburn’s title51:00 – Still chasing the energy: Tyler on love, ageing, and staying relevantFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

06-25
01:23:03

John Obi Mikel: The Secret United Transfer Turned Kidnapping NIGHTMARE

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids are joined by Nigerian football icon John Obi Mikel—AFCON & Champions League winner, Olympic medalist, and a legend of Chelsea’s golden era.Mikel opens up about everything: from the infamous tackle Crouchy dished out on him, to going toe-to-toe with Roy Keane in Manchester, Mourinho’s ruthless tactics, and why he turned down Manchester United after signing with them.The lads dive into Mikel’s explosive transfer saga—complete with missing persons reports and undercover meetings with Roman Abramovich—his unfiltered take on the corruption in African football, and the moment he personally funded a flight for Nigeria’s Olympic squad to keep their dreams alive.You’ll hear stories about Didier Drogba, Frank Lampard, Mo Salah, Kevin De Bruyne, and why Mourinho made Salah cry. This one’s full of heavyweight moments from one of the coolest heads ever to grace a football pitch.Chumbawamba 00:00 – Introduction03:00 – Power of podcasting and reconnecting with football friends00:04:00 – Peter Crouch apologises for the worst tackle he’s ever made00:08:00 – Mikel reflects on the brutal Chelsea vs Liverpool battles00:12:00 – Training ground fights at Chelsea and Kalou vs Ballack bust-up00:16:00 – Mourinho's demand: “Defend your teammates—or else”00:18:00 – Mourinho breaks Mo Salah: “He started crying in the dressing room”00:20:00 – “Mourinho sent me to train with the reserves”00:26:00 – Mikel’s kidnap story and smuggling out of Norway00:33:00 – Roman Abramovich’s undercover meeting with Mikel00:35:00 – Winning AFCON for Nigeria and the pressure from the entire country00:43:00 – “I paid for our Olympic team’s flight myself”00:46:00 – Mikel’s Champions League final: “I bossed that midfield”Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

06-18
01:05:15

Can You Beat Us at This IMPOSSIBLE Premier League Quiz?

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads are let loose on a (questionable) pub quiz, taking on the ultimate test of football knowledge—and things go completely off-script.With producer Jamie stepping in as quizmaster, Pete, Chris, and Sids are thrown into a whirlwind of Premier League trivia, bizarre football stats, and the kind of curveball questions that make you question everything you thought you knew about the beautiful game.But in true pod fashion, it’s far from plain sailing. There's chaos over pancake maths, debates about walking stats, a very public golfing humiliation, and an absolutely mental story involving a premier league legend gifting Chris Stark’s mum some cheese (yes, really).There are shoutouts to podcast icon Tucker’s 19, beefs with rival podcasts, and even a passionate debate on gas vs. charcoal.Play along, keep score, and let us know in the comments how you did. But be warned—some of these questions will do you in.Chumbawamba 02:25 – the golf swing fail seen ‘round the internet.07:03 – The surprise quiz episode.00:08:11 – Are quizzes… erotic?00:09:43 – Quiz begins: Who kept a clean sheet against Liverpool?00:14:13 – 3 clean sheets leaves the lads stumped00:20:03 – “Tucker’s 19” becomes an elite in-joke.00:23:07 – Revealing the Premier League’s top walker…00:26:05 – Who is the slowest player in the league?00:30:02 – Can you trigger a speed camera on foot?00:42:24 – The UK eats HOW many pancakes in one day?!00:46:11 – Chris reveals who used to send his mum cheese.00:52:49 – Listener idea: Golden Goal with a twist – remove a player every 3 minutes!Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

06-11
01:03:01

BONUS: Harry Redknapp Reveals the Biggest PROBLEM in Modern Football - Brought To You By Courvoisier

AD | In this very special Father’s Day bonus episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, made possible by Courvoisier, Peter Crouch is joined solo by his mentor, former boss, and true father figure in football - the legendary football manager Harry Redknapp. From Spurs, Portsmouth, and Southampton, Harry managed Crouchy across three decades of his career.The two dive deep into the moments that defined their journeys together: transfers that almost didn’t happen, career-saving confidence boosts, Premier League relegation battles, Champions League highs, and Redknapp's unique man-management style that helped turn raw talent into England internationals.They share stories of Defoe, Modrić, Bale, Di Canio, and the changing face of football management, from player recruitment to youth development.It’s a laugh-filled, honest, and nostalgic look at the beautiful game, and a heartfelt tribute to the managers and father figures who shape careers—and lives, thanks to Courvoisier! Please drink responsibly.Chumbawamba 00:00 – Introducing the Courvoisier Father’s Day Special02:00 – Golf with Tony Pulis03:07 – Crouch = Basketball Player?04:23 – Premier League Struggles08:14 – England Calling12:04 – Champions League Qualification14:10 – Sent Off in Madrid20:26 – Modern Football Rant25:05 – Academy Disconnect27:41 – Signing Di Canio28:20 – The Bournemouth Revolution32:30 – Signing offCelebrate the father figures in your life – A thoughtfully curated gift box designed to show appreciation for all the role models who make a difference. Buy here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0F486RG34?&ref=smrp_uk_cl_370_Campari_ig_B0F486RG34_Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For Courvoisier:Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/courvoisier/?hl=enFor more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

06-09
34:10

These HILARIOUS Footballer Adverts Will Leave You Speechless…

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete and Chris (with Sids still on the beach) dive headfirst into the hilarious and often cringe world of footballers in adverts. From Crouchy’s proudest Pringles moment to the beauty of the Jamie Vardy Thailand ad, nothing is off limits.The boys reminisce over iconic commercials—from the Carlsberg Sunday League masterpiece to Owen’s iconic Dubai helicopter advert—and question whether footballers should ever really act again.Crouchy shares tales from the set with Fabregas and Anelka, while the lads dissect Cristiano Ronaldo’s truly bewildering Shopee ad and discuss the genius of Burger King's Stevenage FIFA hack.We also hear from listeners: should clubs pick players based on acting skills? And what really is the greatest beer of all time? Airport beer? Train beer? Christmas Guinness? The debate gets rowdy, nostalgic, and weirdly emotional.Chumbawamba 00:00 – The Glastonbury news incident…00:02:40 – The saga of “Bugger Me Thrice” continues00:04:44 – Crouchy introduces the footballers-in-adverts theme00:05:42 – Carlsberg's legendary Sunday League ad breakdown00:10:12 – Crouchy’s FIFA Street cover story00:11:12 – Crouchy’s Pringles ad story w/ Fabregas, Kuyt, & Anelka00:15:04 – The lads’ marketing brainstorm for the podcast00:18:17 – That Michale Owen ad breakdown00:20:30 – Giggs, Evra & Rooney: accidentally hilarious wine advert00:23:36 – Jamie Vardy’s Thai stadium commercial00:27:26 – How Beckham changed footballer endorsements forever00:43:00 – The greatest beer of all time debate gets realFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

06-04
01:00:08

Final Day DRAMA and Forfeit FEARS - It’s Time To Say Goodbye…

In this season’s final Friday episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris Stark, and a not-so-present Steve Sidwell round off the Prediction League with drama, controversy, and heartfelt reflection.The episode dives into the emotional rollercoaster of the last day of the Premier League season—from the bizarre to the biblical—as Crouchy opens up about the powerful Eriksen moment at Old Trafford and reflects on his final days as a footballer.The banter is at its peak as Crouchy faces a dreaded forfeit for finishing bottom of the league. With suggestions ranging from being a Premier League mascot to becoming a shop window mannequin, the podcast leans into full chaos mode.There's also a touching tribute to Gary Lineker’s final Match of the Day appearance, a cheeky analysis at Wayne Lineker's managerial legacy, and even some poetic thoughts on football retirement.Plus: Tucker’s 19 becomes an internet cult hero, Inter vs PSG predictions get wild, and the lads debate the weirdest and most humiliating forfeits ever submitted.And yes—Sidwell might already be on the beach.Chumbawamba 00:00 – A heartfelt message to Liverpool following tragic events01:42 – Sidwell accused of “going to the beach early”02:19 – Wayne Lineker dubbed “second best club manager”03:56 – Emotional tribute to Gary Lineker’s Match of the Day exit07:03 – Crouchy suggests live final-day coverage next season08:04 – The boldest Liverpool fan stunt at Old Trafford09:07 – Crouch’s “biblical” moment watching Christian Eriksen12:00 – Crouch reflects on his own football retirement14:37 – Prediction League results: who takes the forfeit?18:06 – Forfeit ideas: from mannequins to mascots21:14 – Champions League final banter & predictions35:05 – Listeners’ wildest forfeit suggestions get revealed38:00 – It’s time to say goodbye…Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

05-30
48:45

Rod Stewart's Glastonbury EXCLUSIVE and Elton's MULTI-MILLION Dollar Gift!

It’s the Rodcast baby.On this very special episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids make a pilgrimage to the stately home of none other than Sir Rod Stewart—rock legend, model train aficionado, and die-hard Celtic fan.Recorded inside Rod’s private gym and overlooking his personal football pitch, this episode is a goldmine of outrageous stories and charming confessions. From Elton John gifting him a Rembrandt painting, to the infamous drunken Scottish Cup draw, Rod holds nothing back.He opens up about his lifelong love affair with football, his competitive friendship with Elton, and how his model railway obsession helps him stay grounded (and vocally fit!) while touring the world.Whether he’s reminiscing about pitch invasions at Wembley, revealing the secrets behind his Vegas shows, or naughty 70's antics, this is Rod Stewart at his most raw and relatable.Chumbawamba00:00 – The lads arrive at Rod’s house00:57 – First glimpses into Rod’s estate, football pitch, and gym setup.02:25 – Rod arrives05:04 – Rod’s football upbringing, trial at Brentford, and passion for the game.07:10 – Competitive Christmases with Sir Elton John11:17 – Rod’s sprint training12:00 – The iconic drunken Scottish Cup draw explained.14:11 – His dad turning off England’s World Cup win—Scottish loyalties run deep.21:11 – Recounting the pitch invasion at Wembley in 1977.25:50 – Singing in front of the Queen and Prince Philip.31:13 – Rod’s touring secrets, including building train factories in hotel rooms.35:24 – How “Maggie May” accidentally became a worldwide hit.Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAAFor more Peter Crouch:Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouchTherapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouchFor more Chris StarkTwitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve SidwellTwitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwellInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14#PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

05-28
46:38

Is Crystal Palace’s FA Cup Win the BEST Football Moment of the Year?

In this Friday edition of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Chris Stark, Steve Sidwell, and Peter Crouch return from a boozy golf break and jump straight into the chaos of final-day football madness.From traditional Irish pub singalongs and mysterious ‘dark diary’ golf trips, to Rod Stewart’s house tour, this episode has it all. The lads dish out wild Premier League predictions, reflect on Crystal Palace’s emotional FA Cup win, and debate the fate of Ipswich and Everton.There’s banner tributes, Sean Dyche's tactical accuracy, and a Crystal Palace moment that brought everyone to tears. Plus, the crew finally settles on the one prediction source to trust… (shoutout to @tucker19) Who will be doing the forfeit?📺 CHAPTERS00:00 – That Friday Pod03:26 – The ‘Rodcast’ Is Coming06:25 – The Premier League Predictions Table Gets Tense09:00 – Crystal Palace FA Cup Glory13:26 – Sean Dyche’s Prophecy Came True15:37 – Goodbye to Goodison Park17:38 – Forest v Chelsea: The Missionary Derby21:45 – tucker19: A Legend is Born25:53 – Can Ipswich Pull Off a Miracle?30:28 – Final Bets33:20 – Wrap-UpFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast #FAcupFinal #PremierLeague Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

05-23
37:11

Football’s WILDEST Holiday Stories – “We Were Told to Miss Europe on Purpose!”

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids embrace the upcoming off-season mood and dive headfirst into all things holiday mode.Crouchy reminisces about intense training sessions in Swiss mountains, awkward dressing room introductions after summer transfers, and the chaos of sneaking out for that cheeky “lads trip” before your partner notices.Sids reveals the behind-the-scenes stress of holiday planning as a footballer, including dodging club fines, wild weddings in June, and dealing with furious managers missing out on top-ten bonuses.There’s barbecue chat, dodgy decking drama, “Big Brother” moments via home surveillance, and even a hysterical pitch for the next podcast-branded spirit: Bonfire Spiced Rum.From backyard grill battles to full-blown football psychology and summer transfers, this episode is your perfect companion for pre-season nostalgia and post-season relief.Chumbawamba 00:00 – BBQ Battles Begin04:00 – Wayne Bridge’s Green Egg Saga05:00 – Chris vs. House Viewers10:00 – ‘On the Beach’ Mindset & End-of-Season Slump13:00 – Did They Deliberately Miss Europe?18:00 – Lads Trips, Weddings, and the June Chaos23:00 – Pre-Season Training Camps: Brutal or Bliss?27:00 – Football’s Mental Toll & Needing to Escape30:00 – Holiday Interrupted: Crouch’s Liverpool Call32:00 – Moving Clubs, Nervous Dressing Rooms, and School Flashbacks36:00 – Bonfire Spiced Rum40:00 – Two Pucks in Football & The Conclave XIFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

05-21
46:57

Will a Spurs Trophy Mean a BETTER Season Than Arsenal?

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads go into one of the juiciest debates of the season — if Spurs win the Europa League… have they had a BETTER season than Arsenal?Pete, Sids and Chris weigh up silverware vs second place, and whether finishing runners-up in the league without a trophy holds a candle to lifting something in Europe — even if it comes with a 17th place finish. The Arsenal-Spurs dynamic is shifting, and the boys aren’t sitting on the fence.Away from the football, there’s plenty of nonsense… we get stories of seagull muggings in Cornwall, monkeys raiding hotel fridges, and Chris’ recent dolphin safari. Plus, one listener’s mum is not letting him attend Spurs’ potential big night, and the pod receives its first ever official fishmonger application.To top it all off, there's a very serious warning: never go full ‘Rod’ unless you’re medically cleared.Chumbawamba 00:02:00 – Chris’ dolphin safari?! 🐬00:03:30 – Seagull madness in Cornwall🍦00:06:05 – Monkeys raiding fridges 🐒00:07:00 – Pack of dogs chase story in Tuscany 🐕00:11:00 – Forest owner storms pitch – what really happened? ⚽️00:13:00 – Chairman emotions and losing control during big games 😤00:17:35 – Arsenal’s top-two meltdown and Premier League madness 🔥00:21:00 – “Parading of the Wives” – last home game madness 👩‍👧‍👦00:24:00 – Listener: Fishmonger wants to sponsor the pod 🐟00:34:45 – “96 shirt instead of 69” and the upside-down debate 🔄00:37:00 – Listener asks for permission to watch Spurs glory live 📺00:40:00 – “Never go full Rod” – finger-breaking story 🤕Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

05-16
45:50

Why The Premier League NEEDS Relegation Playoffs…

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids kick back with a glass of cognac as they dive into some of your listener messages.From awkward handshakes and cultural greeting rituals to the ultimate pub chat: could a relegation playoff transform the Premier League? The lads unpack a genius listener suggestion for turning end-of-season misery into box office gold.They also spotlight a football league where weight loss adds goals, discuss the tragicomic reality of football freestyle stars not making it pro, and weigh in on Arsenal’s growing rep for “Spursiness.” There’s a heartfelt moment too, as a listener shares how Chris’s cancer story helped during his own diagnosis—reminding everyone to check their balls.With a powerful mix of humour, nostalgia, and top-tier pub debate, this is a classic “messages” episode—and maybe the start of a Premier League revolution.Chumbawamba 00:00 – Cognac-fuelled kickoff00:04:34 – Meeting Harry Redknapp & the evolution of the handshake00:10:27 – Listener Jack invents relegation playoffs00:14:16 – “Walk past a mirror of shame” – brutal ideas for playoff losers00:22:18 – Weight loss football leagues: genius motivation and brilliant team names00:25:00 – “Ballers” vs real footballers: the truth behind freestyle stars not making it pro00:29:10 – Peter and Sids’ unplayable 5-a-side legends00:32:35 – Joe Taylor: the non-league striker outscoring Haaland00:35:56 – Are Arsenal more Spursy than Spurs?00:39:00 – The All or Nothing curse: how documentaries changed Arsenal's rep00:40:13 – Listener’s cancer diagnosis inspired by Chris Stark’s story00:51:00 – The Sandwich XIFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

05-14
01:01:35

Have Watford Made a HUGE Mistake Sacking Cleverley?

In this week’s Friday edition of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive into the madness of managerial meltdowns, controversial club decisions, and the best kind of sh*thousery the Premier League has to offer.Chris unpacks the sacking of Tom Cleverley at Watford and the brutal cycle of losing the dressing room, before the boys weigh in on Trent Alexander-Arnold’s now officially confirmed Real Madrid move, the emotional weight of leaving your boyhood club, and how it plays out among loyal fans.From wild predictions and Wolves’ revival to Oktoberfest fantasies and Jamie Vardy’s hilarious whistle blow, this is one to enjoy sat back with a Cognac - with your families very well regarded. Plus, there’s a Gogglebox moment with Unai Emery watching the pod while prepping for match day… you’ve got to hear it to believe it.Chumbawamba 00:00 – Cognac Fridays begin with a bang00:58 – Tom Cleverley’s Watford exit sparks emotional debate02:52 – Chris opens up on receiving a message from Tom during tough times06:01 – Trent’s Real Madrid move – reactions from a Liverpool POV10:19 – Crouchy reflects on Trent’s contribution to Liverpool’s rise12:06 – Unai Emery watches the pod to prep for his match – wild moment15:32 – Jamie Vardy blows ref’s whistle – tactical genius or foul play?16:52 – Oktoberfest plans - Peter Crouch in Lederhosen?20:25 – This week’s predictions with plenty of twists30:01 – 100 seagulls vs 1 wolf debate33:12 – New forfeit ideas: Rename your house after the winner?!38:32 – Double-row van sighting: the Matrix of motor vehiclesFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

05-09
49:52

Duncan Ferguson Talks Prison, Punch Ups & 90's Premier League Chaos

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads are joined by a bona fide football hardman—Duncan Ferguson. The former Everton, Newcastle United, and Rangers striker, who later managed Everton, sits down with Pete, Chris, and Sids for a wild ride through his explosive football career. Known for his aggressive style of play, legendary scraps, and deeply loyal fanbase, “Big Dunc” doesn’t hold back.From prison time to on-field battles, Duncan shares jaw-dropping stories from his time in the game—headbutts, red cards, and what it was really like behind the scenes at Goodison Park. He opens up about managing Everton, the modern player, and his scariest moments on and off the pitch.Chumbawamba 00:00 – Prepping for Big Dunc02:14 – Duncan Ferguson Joins the Pod03:10 – Growing Up Fighting in Stirling06:12 – Becoming Britain’s Most Expensive Teenager09:40 – The ‘Headbutt’ That Landed Him in Jail.13:20 – What Prison Was Really Like16:58 – Why He Fell in Love with Everton20:45 – He Turned Down Who?!24:33 – Becoming Everton Manager29:05 – Forest Green Rovers & Learning as a Gaffer33:10 – Football Has Changed... But Has He?37:42 – When Burglars Picked the Wrong House41:20 – Toughest Opponents & Dressing Room Chaos46:02 – Legacy, Regrets & Big Dunc’s Final Word1:01:00 – Wrapping Up the MadnessFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

05-07
01:14:17

jessica bartlett

what happened to the rest of it?

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Shane O mahony

I reckon Javier smasherasshole

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Mark Davis

Trialled for Southampton 1978 and had the time of my life. A trip to Wembley, Alllan Ball, Laurie McMennemy, Charlie George. And a bunch of wonderful players. The apprentices included Reuban Agboola, Steve Baker and Mark Witlock. No wonder i didn't make it. The insight you give in the interviews, is as it was, The boot room is where the apprentices got to know each other and coaches could discuss the squads. Keep coming back stronger. All the best to your families. Mark , Sydney Australia

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odhran murphy

up the provident ya cabbage

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ian martin

Who thought a painting podcast was a good idea? It is as entertaining as you'd expect, not very.

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