The Absurd Academics

ACADEMIC JUSTIFICATIONS to explain an ABSURD reality by two former national champions in competitive debate and aspiring creative communicators.

BEING SELFISH IS BETTER THAN BEING A NARCISSIST | The Absurd Academics

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04-15
01:47:30

LIL NAS X IS GOING THROUGH HELL TO MAKE HIS OWN HEAVEN | The Absurd Academics

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04-09
01:20:03

OUR PODCAST FINALLY GOT SPONSERED | The Absurd Academics

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04-06
01:09:40

AMIT IS LAUNCHING A STARTUP AND WANTS TO PITCH IT TO YOU ON THE PODCAST

WELCOME TO A SPECIAL EDITION EPISODE OF THE ABSURD ACADEMICS!!!   Sign Up for Audea: https://audea.io/register Fan Access Code: 88P0PF

04-05
49:19

A GRAMMY DOESN'T MATTER UNTIL YOU GET ONE | The Absurd Academics

WELCOME TO ANOTHER EPISODE!!!  SHOWNOTES:  0:00 - Daylight Savings Time 20:30 - Asian American Violence 37:57 - Candace vs. Cardi 47:15 - Grammys

03-27
01:06:24

I Didn't Pray For My Mom When She Had Covid & Was On Oxygen For 4 Days | The Absurd Academics

SHOWNOTES:  Why Do We Have Monarchies - 0:00 Fast Foods & Marketing - 25:31 Stunting on Jeff Bezos - 35:32 When Are Schools Too Liberal?  - 51:35 Stacy Dash Apologizes - 1:08:23 I Didn't Pray For My Mom - 1:20:57   FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK/IG FOR SHORT TIDBITS: @theabsurdacademics / ig - @absurdacademics

03-20
01:53:43

TAYLOR SWIFT IS NEVER EVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER WITH NETFLIX | The Absurd Academics

WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF THE ABSURD ACADEMICS!!!    SHOW NOTES: The top 5 worst feeling in the world   - 0:00 Taylor Hates Netflix - 7:35 Could Paramount Beat Netflix? - 36:40 Why is Big Tech All Liberal? - 1:05:20 Why is Square is Buying Tidal - 1:14:11 Could Will Smith Win in Politics?- 1:25:45

03-08
01:40:24

IF WE GET TO MARS, WE HAVE TO BRING iCARLY WITH US | The Absurd Academics

SHOW NOTES: The snow ruins everything  - 0:00iCarly Conspiracy - 7:35What the heck are NFTS? - 22:53What Mars Shows About Humanity  - 33:10Kyrie Irving Statement - 47:00Bobby's Back - 57:00How do we judge rap lyircs - 1:01:48

02-26
01:24:30

Don't STOP Playing The GAME Because The Price Is TOO LOW TO SELL | The Absurd Academics

SHOW NOTES:  How do we name Storms - 0:00​The Robinhood Situation - 4:06 ​Michael Burry's Life Lesson - 30:00 ​Can you marry someone with different political beliefs - 39:55 ​David's rant on white pride - 52:56​  FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK/IG FOR SHORT TIDBITS: @theabsurdacademics / ig - @absurdacademics

02-08
01:20:13

WE GOT 1000 SUBSCRIBERS ON YOUTUBE | The 1000 Subscriber Special Episode - The Absurd Academics

WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF THE ABSURD ACADEMICS!!!!  This episode is a special one. For those that don't know us - we have a podcast channel on youtube and we recently just hit 1000 subscribers. EVEN IF YOU DON'T HAVE A PODCAST - we really think this is a good episode to listen to all the way because we go through everything (branding, content strategy, content distribution, psychology, mathematics behind youtube, motivation, etc.) on how to build your first 1000 fans on a social media platform. For podcasters SPECIFICALLY we talked about what it takes to be a spoken-word communicator and what mindset you need when trying to build an authentic relationship with your audience. For the first 1000 subscribers - thank YOU SO MUCH and we hope you enjoy the content coming in the future!

02-04
51:10

TO WIN THE LOTTERY JUST BUILD A CLUBHOUSE | The Absurd Academics

WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF THE ABSURD ACADEMICS!!!   SHOW NOTES: David Overslept - 5:48 Conner McGregor Fight - 5:50 Clubhouse and Black Creatives - 10:15 Why do people play the lottery - 36:40 Andrew Yang Running For NYC Mayor? - 56:20 Breonna Taylor Impeachment and Police Story for Amit - 1:09:13 Larry King's Death - 1:21:28  FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK/IG FOR SHORT TIDBITS: @theabsurdacademics / ig - @absurdacademics

01-27
01:37:45

SLIDING INTO THE DM's GIVES ME ANXEITY | The Absurd Academics ft. MonaNotLisa

WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER EPISODE!!!   Mona's instagram: https://www.instagram.com/monaalhaj_/  We hope everyone has been enjoying the episodes - we're going strong with 2 a week now and are hearing all your feedback and comments. Hope you enjoy as we're building the podcast!   Today we were joined with my (Amit's) bestfriend in the whole world - Mona. Mona is a senior in college and an engineering major (that matters for the episode haha) and overall an awesome person. She sat with us today to talk about dealing with college life during covid, what majors really matter in college, how she found out she had anxiety, and what it takes to slide into DMs and get someone's attention. THANK YOU MONA FOR BEING ON THE POD <3333 FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK/IG FOR SHORT TIDBITS: @theabsurdacademics / ig - @absurdacademics

01-25
01:41:45

JOE BIDEN SHOULD PUT HIS HAND ON ALL SCRIPTURES TO RESPECT EVERY GOD | The Absurd Academics

43:20 - 1:27:00 / THE 40 MINUTE JOE BIDEN RELIGION DEBATE SECTION - please let us know what you think!   This episode was a fun & weird one...we ended up getting into a discussion about superstitions which turned into a conversation on if Joe Biden should put his hand on more than one religious text during the inauguration ceremony and things got a bit wild but we hope it was an interesting conversation at the least! Please let us know who you thought won by commenting on youtube if you get a chance :)   FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK/IG FOR SHORT TIDBITS: @theabsurdacademics / ig - @absurdacademics

01-20
01:46:10

YOUR LIFE IS THE CANVAS AND YOU ARE THE MOTHERF******* PAINTER | The Absurd Academics

WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF THE ABSURD ACADEMICS!!!   Diana's Instagram: (HER WORK IS FIREEEEE) -  https://www.instagram.com/diana_candelejo/   On this episode, we interviewed a PAINTER like legit painter from Newark, NJ. Diana talked to us about what it takes to be a creative, her relationship with death/religion, and what it means to represent social justice through art. We also talked about how she would want her art to die...lol.   FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK FOR FUN SHORT BITS: @theabsurdacademics

01-18
01:15:57

PULL YOURSELF UP BY THE BOOTSTRAPS AND BUILD A NEW APP STORE TO SPEAK FREELY | The Absurd Academics

WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF THE ABSURD ACADEMICS!!! On this episode we talked about how parler is being purged from social media and how that implicates free speech and big tech / what biden's legacy will be and what would have happened if trump was never elected / how david got chased by a dog in Africa and turned into flash to save his life / the beauty of not being able to get someone off your mind / the privilege Kyrie Irving has to not play basketball and more!   FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK FOR FUN SHORT BITS: @theabsurdacademics

01-15
01:46:16

THE WORST DAY IN MODERN AMERICAN HISTORY: Kanye & Kim Broke Up | The Absurd Academics

WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF THE ABSURD ACADEMICS!   This week we discussed the obvious insane storming of the capitol in washington DC and what implications it has for big tech, media, and the future of democracy. We also touched on Kanye & Kim (the real big event), Chic Fil A, and the beauty of Elon Musk being the richest man in the world.    FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK FOR FUN SHORT BITS: @theabsurdacademics

01-14
01:24:58

PAYING 50K FOR PRIVATE SCHOOL MEANS YOU BETTER MASTURBATE YOUR MIND | The Absurd Academics

Welcome back to another episode! In this one, we talked about what it means to masturbate your mind, if parents should pay for private school, the twisted tea incident, how tiktok is capitalizing off the human attention span, if trump is a better communicator than obama, and more!  FOLLOW ON TIKTOK FOR SHORT TIDBITS: @theabsurdacademics

01-13
02:18:38

JUST THREE YOUNG MEN CONVERSATING ABOUT THE NATURE OF EXISTENCE | The Absurd Academics (Ft. Adegoke)

WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF THE ABSURD ACADEMICS!  This week we were joined by one of our mutual bestfriends, Adegoke. Adegoke is currently 23 and is one of the funniest people we know - he's currently pursuing a career in computer science and we can talk to him about hours about anything. In this podcast, we talked about everything from the best time to have kids to if its good to own pets. Hope you all enjoy!

01-11
01:39:24

$600 IS THE ULTIMATE QUEENS GAMBIT | The Absurd Academics

WELCOME BACK TO A NEW EPISODE OF THE ABSURD ACADEMICS!  On this episode, we talked about how covid affects mens' friendships, the way queens gambit glorifies or doesn't glorify drugs, and how the $600 stimulus checks were a result of the most incendiary form of politics.

01-11
01:18:49

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