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Step into a mysterious shop where every relic has a sordid tale to tell. New episodes every week!!
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A small assortment of techno-horrors.
Don’t Play The “Can You Hide?” Game If It Appears On Your Phone
Written by Dominic Eagle
Starring Trevor Shand as Lee
Conan Freeman as Corey
Dee Quintero as Tanya
Melanie Rose as The App
Additional voices by Scarlett Shand, Derek U, Catarina Sveta, Shadow, Hannah Raquel, Lauren Shand
Follow Dominic’s YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@BlackVolumes
https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/10qkqnk/dont_play_the_can_you_hide_game_if_it_appears_on/
I Asked An AI Image Generator To Show Me How I Was Going To Die
Written by Sir Ulrich Von Lichten
Narrated by Conan Freeman
https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/v9vraf/i_asked_an_ai_image_generator_to_show_me_how_i/
Look at the image here: https://imgur.com/bC7SEqN
Featuring Stephen Knowles as The Antique Dealer
Theme music by The Newton Brothers
Additional music by
CO.AG. (coagmusic@yahoo.com)
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Get on a payment plan for a trio of terror.
My Wife Forgot To Delete Her Browser History
Written by GenuinelyGrim
Starring Rahul Kohli as John
Jessica Rothe as Karen
https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/wqnymn/my_wife_forgot_to_delete_her_browser_history_i/
Mommy And Daddy Tell Me To Ignore The Screams Coming From The Basement
Written by Trash_Tia
Starring Jade Shand as Rosie
Allison Cossitt as Mother
Conan Freeman as Daddy
Trevor Shand as Coachella
Dee Quintero as Ticket
https://www.reddit.com/r/shortscarystories/comments/1bm7sy2/mommy_and_daddy_tell_me_to_ignore_the_screams/
Students Are Dropping Out Of The Sky At My School. I’m Starting To Understand Why
Written by Trash_Tia
Narrated by Dee Quintero
Featuring Melanie Rose as Thea
Trevor Shand as Nicolas
https://www.reddit.com/r/shortscarystories/comments/1bv81jb/students_are_dropping_out_of_the_sky_at_my_school/
Featuring Stephen Knowles as The Antique Dealer
Theme music by The Newton Brothers
Additional music by
CO.AG (coagmusic@yahoo.com)
When Memories Break by BADWABBITZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ewQiU3q5jM
Hereditary Action by Filmstro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c61V2cKY_kk
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The burgeoning afterlife tourism industry.
I Listened To A True Crime Podcast..About Myself
Written by Robert Mort
Narrated by Addison Peacock
Starring Ryan Lee as The Voice
Conan Freeman as The Interviewer
Trevor Shand as Gabe
https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/p6k0xq/i_listened_to_a_true_crime_podcast_about_myself/?share_id=4J5Gw20ItM0OB-zeuyQ7S&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_source=share&utm_term=4
My Friend Has A Camera That Will Show You Your Last Photograph Before You Die
Written by Blair Daniels
Starring Trevor Shand as Benny
Allisson Cossitt as Casey
Derek U as Brady
Dee Quintero as Maribel
https://www.reddit.com/r/blairdaniels/comments/17lv975/my_friend_has_a_camera_that_will_show_you_your/?share_id=sTENuhg8ssZJUSGGRipUh&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_source=share&utm_term=4
Featuring Stephen Knowles as The Antique Dealer
Theme music by The Newton Brothers
Additional music by
CO.AG (coagmusic@yahoo.com)
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The second part in a series of tales of Dr. Allen Allship and his…peculiar practice.
The 1%
Written by E.Z. Morgan
Narrated by Lauren Clare
Starring Mark Redfield as Dr.Allen Allship
Dee Quintero as Rebecca // Becky
Laura Mirsky as Mommy
Conan Freeman as Daddy
Trevor Shand as Barry
Melanie Rose as #1459
Taylor Robyn as #1101
https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3ryf0g/the_1_part_3_995/
https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3t1df9/the_1_part_5_allen/
Featuring Stephen Knowles as The Antique Dealer
Theme music by The Newton Brothers
Additional music by:
CO.AG. (coagmusic@yahoo.com)
Additional sound effects by:
Lara’s Horror Sounds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx6kGJeSLGo
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Exploring the hideous secrets of the Dark Web…
Don’t Say Their Name
Written by Thatoneguy2973
Narrated by Conan Freeman
https://www.reddit.com/r/scarystories/comments/1ba2fhw/dont_say_their_name/
How To Access The “Forbidden Wiki”
Written by Mr_Outlaw_
Narrated by Trevor Shand
Starring Mark Rider as The Announcer
https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/g8u39z/how_to_access_the_forbidden_wiki/
Featuring Stephen Knowles as The Antique Dealer
Theme music by The Newton Brothers
Additional music by:
CO.AG. (coagmusic@yahoo.com)
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The first part in a series of tales of Dr. Allen Allship and his…peculiar practice.
The 1%
Written by E.Z. Morgan
Narrated by Lauren Clare
Starring Mark Redfield as Dr.Allen Allship
Allison Cositt as The Receptionist
Dee Quintero as Rebecca // Becky
Laura Mirsky as Mommy
Trevor Shand as Barry
https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3rixxx/the_1/
https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3rsvl6/the_1_part_2_becky/
Featuring Stephen Knowles as The Antique Dealer
Theme music by The Newton Brothers
Additional music by:
CO.AG. (coagmusic@yahoo.com)
Creepy Music Box by Vivek Abhishek
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A strange new employee at a gas station in the middle of nowhere….and some security camera tapes.
The Strangest Security Tape I’ve Ever Seen
Written by powerhawksmash
Narrated by Trevor Shand
Starring Conan Freeman as The Agent
https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Strangest_Security_Tape_I%27ve_Ever_Seen
CC BY-SA
Featuring Stephen Knowles as The Antique Dealer
Theme music by The Newton Brothers
Additional music by:
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A Clown Shows Up At Everyone’s Tenth Birthday, But No One Ever Hires One.
Written by Gabie Rivera
Narrated by Trevor Shand
Starring Conan Freeman as Dad
Laura Mirsky as Mom
Everett Shand as Jake
Jade Shand as Wendy
Dee Quintero as Rose
https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/oyliob/my_family_is_cursed_a_clown_shows_up_at_everyones/
Featuring Stephen Knowles as The Antique Dealer
Theme music by The Newton Brothers
Additional music by:
CO.AG. (coagmusic@yahoo.com)
Hallowed Grounds by Brian Estes
https://arondightstudios.bandcamp.com/album/mysterious-places
Vivek Abhishek
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A look into the bizarre disappearance of a one-hit wonder
Does Anyone Else Remember This Pop Song From Around 2008
Written by Thaddeus James
Starring Trevor Shand as Sal
Daniel Amerman as Matt
Conan Freeman as Brad Hoskins
Derek U as Paul
https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3ytok3/does_anyone_else_remember_this_pop_song_from/
Featuring Stephen Knowles as The Antique Dealer
Theme music by The Newton Brothers
Additional music by:
CO.AG. (coagmusic@yahoo.com)
“See You After, Babe” by Symmetry Icon (2008)
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Darkness lurks behind every door. How far can YOU go?
NoEnd House
Written by Brian Russell
Starring Conan Freeman as David
Jade Shand as The Little Girl
https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/NoEnd_House
CC BY-SA
Featuring Stephen Knowles as The Antique Dealer
Theme music by The Newton Brothers
Sound design by Lauren Shand
Additional music by:
CO.AG. (coagmusic@yahoo.com)
Apocalypse by Vivek Abhishek
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Devil’s Playground Vivek Abhishek
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If you find a VHS tape titled Professor Egghead’s Adventures….don’t watch it.
Professor Egghead Season One : Episodes 1 - 4
Written by Mike J. Langer
https://www.youtube.com/@Mikejlanger
Narrated by Trevor Shand
Starring Nils Frykdahl as Professor Egghead
Conan Freeman as Teddy
Mark Redfield as The Father
Dee Quintero as The Barrista
Andrea Richardson as The Hairdresser
https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/jw3riu/if_you_find_a_vhs_tape_titled_professor_eggheads/
Featuring Stephen Knowles as The Antique Dealer
Theme music by The Newton Brothers
Additional music by:
CO.AG. (coagmusic@yahoo.com)
The Ceremony by Vivek Abhishek
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Baba Yaga by David Wagner / Monst3r
The Abandoned by David Wagner / Monst3r
Ghost by Tim Beek
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A trip to a big box store becomes a checkout line to terror.
Attention Shoppers : Please Hide At The Back Of The Store
Written by Blair Daniels
Narrated by Allison Cossitt
Starring Conan Freeman as The Voice
Jade Shand as Jackson
Trevor Shand as Daniel
Lauren Shand as The Woman
Stephen Knowles as The Man
https://www.reddit.com/r/blairdaniels/comments/11wa4pd/attention_shoppers_please_hide_at_the_back_of_the/
Featuring Stephen Knowles as The Antique Dealer
Theme music by The Newton Brothers
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CO.AG (coagmusic@yahoo.com)
The Abandoned // The Beast by Vivek Abhishek
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A lecture on internet safety followed by the tale of a family with an uninvited house guest.
A Story To Scare My Son
Written by OvenFriend
Narrated by Richard Brake
Starring Simeon Wynne as The Son
https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/A_Story_to_Scare_My_Son
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I Let Something Into My House
Written by Blair Daniels
Narrated by Allison Cossit
Starring Conan Freeman as Seth
Jade Shand as Lily
https://www.reddit.com/r/blairdaniels/comments/191fezh/i_let_something_into_my_house/
Featuring Stephen Knowles as The Antique Dealer
Theme music by The Newton Brothers
Additional music by:
CO.AG (coagmusic@yahoo.com)
You Are Alone // Interiors // Soul Reaper // The Corridor // Bella Ciao // Tallman // It Came From The Woods // He Sings At Night // Prey The Devil // Inside by Vivek Abhishek
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Pixelland by Kevin Macleod
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An audio technician joins a group of scientists to decipher a transmission from an extraordinary object.
Written by S.G.Woodhouse
Trevor Shand as Mr.Meltran
Dee Quintero as Elizabeth
Mark Redfield as Daren Dalon
Featuring Stephen Knowles as the Antique Dealer
Theme music by The Newton Brothers
Additional music by:
CO.AG (coagmusic@yahoo.com)
Dark Horror Music by Vivek Abhishek
Get Out by Vivek Abhishek
Apocalypse by Vivek Abhishek
Calling The Dead by Vivek Abhishek
https://www.youtube.com/@VIVEKABHISHEK
Collapse by Myuu
Cornered by Myuu
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Right Behind You by Kevin Macleod
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A down on his luck magician pays a visit to the Antiquarium in search of a new stage prop, followed by the disturbing incident of a woman who invokes a royally strange and unexpected house guest.
What’s In A Name
Written by Stephen Knowles
Narrated by Bruce Abels
Ray Adams as Jon
Stephen Knowles as Tom
An Old Woman Thinks She Has Summoned Me
Written by ShortStory 1
Narrated by Trevor Shand
Krsy Fox as The Old Woman
Featuring Stephen Knowles as the Antique Dealer
Theme music by The Newton Brothers
Additional music by:
CO.AG (coagmusic@yahoo.com)
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LOT 025: My Love // 12 Years Late // I Always Liked To Pick Scabs // My Neighbor Puts Her Ear To The Wall
Four tragic tales of depravity. *WARNING - EXTREME CONTENT
My Neighbor Puts Her Ear To The Wall
Written by Lighting Nations
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https://www.reddit.com/r/shortscarystories/comments/wvlqgh/my_neighbor_puts_her_ear_to_the_wall_whenever_im/
Narrated by Addison Peacock
Lauren Shand as Allison
Alissa Park as the therapist
I Think I'm The Last Person On Earth
Written by Rae Powell
https://www.reddit.com/r/shortscarystories/comments/w7fdvk/i_think_im_the_last_person_on_earth/
Narrated by Trevor Shand
Scarlett Shand as The Voice In The Woods
12 Years Late
Written by Itchy Sanchez
https://www.reddit.com/r/shortscarystories/comments/ww9xis/twelve_years_late/?share_id=i8-KMjtuGz2T72Gwv6lHw&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1
Narrated by Trevor Shand
My Love
Written by Angel Love 8
https://www.reddit.com/r/shortscarystories/comments/wv9ii4/my_love/?share_id=Iz1351FAXCfFli0vOgOju&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1
Narrated by Addison Peacock
Featuring Stephen Knowles as the Antique Dealer
Theme music by The Newton Brothers
Additional music by:
CO.AG (coagmusic@yahoo.com)
Apocalypse by Vivek Abhishek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-e6pQAd_W0
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I can’t undo the things I did….
Written by L.H.K. Forney
https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/n40ksc/i_played_a_textbased_adventure_game_on_the_dark/
Narrated by Conan Freeman
Trevor Shand as The Game
Allison Cossitt as Cherie
Featuring Stephen Knowles as the Antique Dealer
Theme music by The Newton Brothers
Additional music by:
CO.AG (coagmusic@yahoo.com)
Devil’s Light by Vivek Abhishek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF64ScWscR0&list=PLyCgk9_wvHOnXbk88AxuBtqIHqrRuPQr-&index=56
The Patient by Vivek Abhishek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhNsxHtMHD8&list=PLyCgk9_wvHOnXbk88AxuBtqIHqrRuPQr-&index=65
Soul Reaper by Vivek Abhishek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ojsv74OQX4&list=PLyCgk9_wvHOnXbk88AxuBtqIHqrRuPQr-&index=68
Dream Catcher by Vivek Abhishek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1r8un-YpXT8&list=PLyCgk9_wvHOnXbk88AxuBtqIHqrRuPQr-&index=86
The Last Letter by Vivek Abhishek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjMC2SJjvZo&list=PLyCgk9_wvHOnXbk88AxuBtqIHqrRuPQr-&index=96
The Tall Man by Vivek Abhishek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pL8f59PmgM&list=PLyCgk9_wvHOnXbk88AxuBtqIHqrRuPQr-&index=98
He Sings At Night by Vivek Abhishek
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Samantha has something she needs to tell you….
Written by NS LEWIS
https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/hhmlt9/my_wife_has_a_removable_face_ive_never_glimpsed/
Narrated by Trevor Shand
Featuring Allison Cositt as Samantha
Conan Freeman as chris
Featuring Stephen Knowles as the Antique Dealer
Theme music by The Newton Brothers
Additional music by:
CO.AG (coagmusic@yahoo.com)
A Deep Voice by Myuu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8L4mfRUU1E
Deadly Sorrow by Myuu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PuO7f3NLKo
Unseen Horror by Kevin Macleod
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YltZHrsOfc
Tartini's Dream by Vivek Abhishek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKanA-7CliU
Dark Forest by Vivek Abhishek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3agbTAU68jc
Usurper by Vivek Abhishek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbKnGWKYfyw
Cursed by Vivek Abhishek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RywCuFpMo_Q
Calling From The Wood by Vivek Abhishek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPoyrwo9gRQ
Leviatan by Vivek Abhishek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4eDE9NnFmU&list=PLyCgk9_wvHOnXbk88AxuBtqIHqrRuPQr-&index=25
Dark Room by Vivek Abhishek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GbCAC1z754
The Bunnies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVTNY6G-x3Q
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The new student in Jesse’s 5th grade class is a little…..odd.
Written by Christopher Bloodworth
https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/12x5u5/the_soul_game/
Stars Alison Cossitt, Simeon Wynne, Everett Shand, Jade Shand
Featuring Stephen Knowles as the Antique Dealer
Theme music by The Newton Brothers
Additional music by:
CO.AG (coagmusic@yahoo.com)
Nebula by Myuu
Calling The Dead, Psycho, Inside composed and produced by Vivek Abishek
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Dark Tension Rising by Mattia Cupelli
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zvQoPyY2XE
Horror Movie by Steve Northwest
Penumbra by Kevin Macleod
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An ordinary job interview becomes a journey thru the depths of darkness.
Written by Moe T
https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/13pmz0q/as_i_got_on_the_elevator_the_man_getting_off/
Stars Mike Flanagan, Kate Siegel, David Dastmalchian, Leah Kilpatrick, Allison Cossitt, Scarlett Shand, Jade Shand, Trevor Shand, Lauren Shand
Featuring Stephen Knowles as the Antique Dealer
Theme music by The Newton Brothers
Additional sound fx by AV Productions
Additional music by:
CO.AG (coagmusic@yahoo.com)
Giant Wyrm by Kevin MacLeod
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Welcome To Horrorland by Kevin MacLeod
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This House by Kevin MacLeod
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Shadowlands 7: Codex by Kevin MacLeod
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Beginning // Horror13 // HorrorDrone1 by Audionautix
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only been done 1000 times smh
Hey guys! Good work 👏🏻 But honestly I liked the Creepy version better. 🙈
This story was done better by CTFDN 8 years ago. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cnzer24XQoE
Very well produced but, as good as most of these stories are, they've been done by 100 different people/shows. Would've been nice to hear new stuff.
Omg the first story was so good!!! 😨😨😨
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Isn't this just The Antique Shop by Ghostly Thistle? Basically exactly the same thing but she did it first.
is that the tik Tok voice guy ?
I must've missed something because I don't understand the ending. they just leave,
this was lame
This story....😬🤦♀️. I love this podcast normally and I have no idea how this silly, nonsensical story made it on the show. The plot and dialog are goofy as heck and the voice acting isn't great either.
I am a Deep Sea Diver was top drawer, anyone else experiencing issues with the sound quality?
Looking forward to a good binge. I hope all the episodes are as good as this one. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
omg how did nobody producing /directing this episode not tell this poor guy that chasm is pronounced like Kasm, not with a ch like in Chad lol
Fantastic podcast. The shopkeeper sounds just like the black actor Keith David, like exactly alike.
Is this pod a Shand production? It started off really cool, but then lot 4 & 5 insert the typical Shand campy, over dramatic, over the top technicolor horror. Bleh, to each their own, cool story concepts but not my thing. If you like Bleeders Diegest you'll love these lot 4 & 5.
awesomeness!
Holy shit, this was unexpectedly dark. 😳